Niggerdick - Revision history

imported>H64: /* See also */ penis cat

2023-02-02T04:50:03Z

imported>H64: /* See also */ penis cat

2023-02-02T04:50:03Z

imported>Archivist: "the the" -> the

2016-06-19T20:46:28Z

"the the" -> the

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:46, 19 June 2016
Line 14:		Line 14:
	Following Copp's death from a [[jenkem]] overdose in 19[[List of sex moves\|69]], Suit took over Copp's Niggerdick manufacturing corporation, then known as The Nimp Organization. Suit soon perished in a [[fat\|fatal]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|lazer]] accident [[last Thursday]], in which the death toll was later found to be [[Over 9000\|9,016]] dead with [[at least 100]] injured. Much [[lulz]] was had at Suit's funeral as he had a large 12-foot nigger erection rising from his open casket during the eulogy.		Following Copp's death from a [[jenkem]] overdose in 19[[List of sex moves\|69]], Suit took over Copp's Niggerdick manufacturing corporation, then known as The Nimp Organization. Suit soon perished in a [[fat\|fatal]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|lazer]] accident [[last Thursday]], in which the death toll was later found to be [[Over 9000\|9,016]] dead with [[at least 100]] injured. Much [[lulz]] was had at Suit's funeral as he had a large 12-foot nigger erection rising from his open casket during the eulogy.

	The Nimp Organization was then bought out by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in a "deal" (read: rapehouse hostage situation) led by [[User:Tfo\|Tfo]] and [[Jameth]]. Jameth changed ~~the~~ The Nimp Organization's slogan from "[[Last measure\|HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO]]" to "Niggerdick: Once you pop, you just can't stop". Also, by "stop", he meant "sacrificing children to Satan while masturbating [[In the ass\|into their collective anuses]]".		The Nimp Organization was then bought out by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in a "deal" (read: rapehouse hostage situation) led by [[User:Tfo\|Tfo]] and [[Jameth]]. Jameth changed The Nimp Organization's slogan from "[[Last measure\|HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO]]" to "Niggerdick: Once you pop, you just can't stop". Also, by "stop", he meant "sacrificing children to Satan while masturbating [[In the ass\|into their collective anuses]]".

	==Competition==		==Competition==
Line 42:		Line 42:
	*[[Niggercock]]		*[[Niggercock]]
	*[[Gay Nigger Association of America]]		*[[Gay Nigger Association of America]]


	{{afro}}		{{afro}}

			[[Category:Human Penis]]

imported>VX at 01:28, 7 October 2014

2014-10-07T01:28:48Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 01:28, 7 October 2014
(No difference)

imported>VX at 01:28, 7 October 2014

2014-10-07T01:28:48Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 01:28, 7 October 2014
(No difference)

imported>VX at 01:28, 7 October 2014

2014-10-07T01:28:48Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 01:28, 7 October 2014
(No difference)

imported>VX at 01:28, 7 October 2014

2014-10-07T01:28:48Z

New page

[[Image:Mercury_god.jpg|thumb|Niggerdick.]]

''Niggerdick'' is one of the most important forces on the [[internets]], along with [[lulz]] and [[drama]]. It is part of a [[Rape|balanced e-breakfast]] and is a primary food staple in the countries of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]] (and, to a lesser extent, [[Facebook]]). Niggerdick is known for its thickness and bitter taste, as well as its contributions to charity. Niggerdick is the main force in fighting [[AIDS|world hunger]] in [[GNAA|Africa]], as niggers desperately [[Oral sex|chow]] down on luscious niggerdick salads and Niggerdick à la carte, sometimes dipped in a light sauce that is abundant in [[Africa|Niggertown]] - a gourmet vinaigrette composed mainly of [[Beer|Colt 45]] and [[Purple Drank]]. Niggerdick is sometimes unwittingly served with a side of [[jenkem]], because of its position in African culture and the similarity in color, as well as the tendency of Niggerdicks to spew [[jenkem]] everywhere without warning. This is most likely caused by [[Divide by zero|super]] [[AIDS]].

==Niggerdick chefs==

Chefs who specialize in the preparation of Niggerdick are called [[GNAA|gayniggers]]. The original recipe for Niggerdick was concieved by two immigrants to Niggertown, named [[Timecop|Sir Timothy Copp]] and [[Jesuitx|Jerry Suit, Esq]]. In the original recipe, a fried chicken drumstick would be forced into the urethra and insideof the Niggerdick to provide 100% guaranteed nigger enjoyment. This version of the Niggerdick was called "Nigger Turducken", as the drumstick often contained small pieces of watermelonz.

==The New Niggerdick, HELLZ YEA==

Following Copp's death from a [[jenkem]] overdose in 19[[List of sex moves|69]], Suit took over Copp's Niggerdick manufacturing corporation, then known as The Nimp Organization. Suit soon perished in a [[fat|fatal]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|lazer]] accident [[last Thursday]], in which the death toll was later found to be [[Over 9000|9,016]] dead with [[at least 100]] injured. Much [[lulz]] was had at Suit's funeral as he had a large 12-foot nigger erection rising from his open casket during the eulogy.

The Nimp Organization was then bought out by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in a "deal" (read: rapehouse hostage situation) led by [[User:Tfo|Tfo]] and [[Jameth]]. Jameth changed the The Nimp Organization's slogan from "[[Last measure|HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO]]" to "Niggerdick: Once you pop, you just can't stop". Also, by "stop", he meant "sacrificing children to Satan while masturbating [[In the ass|into their collective anuses]]".

==Competition==

[[Sheneequa|Aunt Jemima]] Enterprises soon came out with a [[Cumdumpster|female]] version of Niggerdick, with no success at all. Marketed as "Nig-gina", only 10,000 units were sold, many of which were combined with the Niggerdick to see if Niglets would be produced. Aunt Jemima later [[Budd Dwyer|shot herself in the head at a press conference]] after exclaiming a prolonged "OH LAWWWWWWWWD". Jemima's corpse was then [[Rape|skullfucked]] mercilessly.

==How to make Niggerdick==

# Get 1 cup flour and 2 cups sugar ([[A cat is fine too|3 cups is fine too]]). Make sure that whenever your fingers touch brain, you are always Superfly TNT. This is very important, [[srsly]].
# Retrieve 1 Niggerdick from the Dead Nigger Storage.
# ?????
# PROFIT!
==People known to be frequent consumers of Niggerdick==

*[[You]]
*[[16 year old girls]]
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Shaycarl]]
*[[Jimbo Wales]]
*[[moot]]
*[[Ray Jones]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[Jeffree Star]]
*[[User:Joepie91|Joepie]]

==See also==
*[[Niggercock]]
*[[Gay Nigger Association of America]]

{{afro}}

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:50, 2 February 2023
Line 46:		Line 46:
	{{afro}}		{{afro}}

	[[Category:~~Human~~ Penis]]		[[Category:Penis]]