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imported>ZoneDart: Reverted edits by ZoneDart (talk) to last revision by Chekles

2021-10-03T00:06:21Z

Reverted edits by ZoneDart (talk) to last revision by Chekles

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	In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.		In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.
	Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.		Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.

			==[[Cuties]]==
			"Cuties" is a pedo movie exclusively on Netflix to unite it's general audience of sick fucks. More can be found above.

	==Netflix and Chill==		==Netflix and Chill==
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	* [[Hulu]]		* [[Hulu]]
	* [[Stranger Things]] - One of their terrible original series.		* [[Stranger Things]] - One of their terrible original series.
	* [[Cuties]] - "Cuties" is a pedo movie exclusively on Netflix to unite it's general audience of sick fucks.
	* [[Big Mouth]] - An unfunny show for pedophiles.

	==External links==		==External links==

imported>ZoneDart at 00:05, 3 October 2021

2021-10-03T00:05:51Z

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	In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.		In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.
	Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.		Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.

	~~==[[Cuties]]==~~
	~~"Cuties" is a pedo movie exclusively on Netflix to unite it's general audience of sick fucks. More can be found above.~~

	==Netflix and Chill==		==Netflix and Chill==
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	* [[Hulu]]		* [[Hulu]]
	* [[Stranger Things]] - One of their terrible original series.		* [[Stranger Things]] - One of their terrible original series.
			* [[Cuties]] - "Cuties" is a pedo movie exclusively on Netflix to unite it's general audience of sick fucks.
			* [[Big Mouth]] - An unfunny show for pedophiles.

	==External links==		==External links==

imported>Chekles: Inserted cuties.... Merge?

2021-07-04T01:18:50Z

Inserted cuties.... Merge?

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	In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.		In a land before time, Netflix existed as an alternative to something known as [[Blockbuster]], a place where you physically had to go to in order to watch a movie. Our crack research team has still not come to the conclusion if you had to hit the movie over the head with a club, and then drag it back to your cave, or how it actually functioned. Back then you ordered the movie you wanted to see by actual snail mail, then waited 3 weeks for the movie to be delivered. Probably because of slow internet. It quickly became popular as you could rent an unlimited amount of porn for just $19,99 a month. But of course 16 year old girls destroyed it, as they spent more money on renting shitty [[Disney]] flicks than losers were spending on porn. So Netflix ditched the porn in favor of [[work safe\|family-friendly]] fare. Netflix utterly destroyed Blockbuster when Netflix finally thought of actually using the internet to stream movies.
	Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.		Because now you can watch Netflix on pretty much everything, unless you want HD, but we will get to that.

			==[[Cuties]]==
			"Cuties" is a pedo movie exclusively on Netflix to unite it's general audience of sick fucks. More can be found above.

	==Netflix and Chill==		==Netflix and Chill==

imported>Chekles: Updating numbers removing dead/outdated links

2021-07-04T01:12:27Z

Updating numbers removing dead/outdated links

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	\|-		\|-
	\| United States		\| United States
	\| $7.99 ~~(Adjusted for new prices)~~		\| $8.99
	\| ~~5750~~		\| 5879
	\| ~~720~~		\| 654
	\|-		\|-
	\| United Kingdom		\| United Kingdom
	\| $10.05		\| $8.28
	\| ~~2028~~		\| 5673
	\| ~~202~~		\| 685
	\|-		\|-
	\| Eastern Europe		\| Eastern Europe
	\| $8.99		\| $10.00
	\| ~~764~~		\| 5077
	\| 85		\| 85
	\|-		\|-
	\| ~~Scandinavia~~		\| Sweden
	\| $11.93		\| $10.43
	\| ~~2140~~		\| 3579
	\| ~~179~~		\| 343
	\|-		\|-
	\| Canada		\| Canada
	\| $7.~~99 (adjusted for new prices)~~		\| $8.11
	\| ~~2140~~		\| 5730
	\| ~~398~~		\| 707
	\|-		\|-
	\| Brazil		\| Brazil
	\| $5.60		\| $4.13
	\| ~~2234~~		\| 4208
	\| ~~398~~		\| 1018
	\|}		\|}
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	\| width=50% style="text-align:center" \|		\| width=50% style="text-align:center" \|
	<nowiki>*</nowiki>Prices from [https://www.~~reddit~~.com/r/netflix/~~comments/3zvhgj/how_much_does_netflix_cost_in_your_country_all/ Reddit~~]		<nowiki>*</nowiki>Prices from [https://www.comparitech.com/blog/vpn-privacy/countries-netflix-cost/ here]

	<nowiki>**</nowiki>Available titles from this [~~http~~://~~exstreamist~~.com/~~NetflixTitlesbyCountry.csv CSV file~~]		<nowiki>**</nowiki>Available titles from this [https://surfshark.com/best-rated-netflix-shows-and-movies page]
	\|}		\|}


	==Better alternatives==		==Better alternatives==

imported>Riggedasszhonya at 01:25, 12 November 2018

2018-11-12T01:25:53Z

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	'''[[Furfag\|Bojack Horseman]]:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.		'''[[Furfag\|Bojack Horseman]]:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.

	'''La Casa de Papel:''' A ~~non-english~~ series that is EVEN SHITTIER than the above three. This time, a basement dweller called "the professor" recruits ~~[[Spain]]~~'s dumbest criminals to fulfil his wish of biggest heist in history. This series serves as an example why women should never leave the kitchen, as it doesn't matter whether they are criminals or cops, they always fuck up everything.		'''[[Spain\|La Casa de Papel]]:''' A spanish series that is EVEN SHITTIER than the above three. This time, a basement dweller called "the professor" recruits spain's dumbest criminals to fulfil his wish of biggest heist in history. This series serves as an example why women should never leave the kitchen, as it doesn't matter whether they are criminals (tokio) or cops (raquel), they always fuck up everything and men die because of them.

	==Enjoy that 720p content==		==Enjoy that 720p content==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Enjoy that 720p content */

2018-10-28T21:53:47Z

Enjoy that 720p content

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	==Enjoy that 720p content==		==Enjoy that 720p content==
	Do you like video in High Definition? Then Netflix is not for you~~. Because~~ unless you install Internet Explorer or its less retarded, but still retarded brother Edge, you will not able stream 1080p. Oh and enjoy the security flaw known as Silverlight as well.		Do you like video in High Definition? Then Netflix is not for you, because unless you install Internet Explorer or its less retarded, but still retarded brother [[fap\|Edge]], you will not able stream 1080p. Oh and enjoy the security flaw known as [[DOUBLE_NIGGER\|Silverlight]] as well.
	Note that no other major distributor has this issue.		Note that no other major distributor has this issue.
	{{archive\|4zjd6\|Netflix even admits they are incompetent}}		{{archive\|4zjd6\|Netflix even admits they are incompetent}}

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Netflix originals */

2018-10-28T21:51:26Z

Netflix originals

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	==Netflix originals==		==Netflix originals==
	'''Orange is the ~~new black~~:''' A shitty drama focused around some dumb fucking rug munchers in prison, the prime audience for this shitshow is retarded 15 yearold girls who wear "normal people scare me" shirts		'''[[Lesbian\|Orange is the New Black]]:''' A shitty drama focused around some dumb fucking rug munchers in prison, the prime audience for this shitshow is retarded 15 yearold girls who wear "normal people scare me" shirts and nigdykes.

	'''Thirteen ~~reasons why~~:''' Another shitty show, this time about some fag who offed herself because she got trolled at school~~, fortunatley~~ this sparked massive lulz as the tumblrfags who usually eat this shit up got triggered because it was "too graphic". Again, only fake depressed 15 year olds watch this shit.		'''[[emo\|Thirteen Reasons Why]]:''' Another shitty show, this time about some fag who offed herself because she got trolled at school. Fortunately this sparked massive lulz as the tumblrfags who usually eat this shit up got triggered because it was "too graphic". Again, only fake depressed 15 year olds watch this shit.

	'''Bojack Horseman:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.		'''[[Furfag\|Bojack Horseman]]:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.

	'''La ~~casa~~ de ~~papel~~:''' A non-english series that is EVEN SHITTIER than the above three. This time, a basement dweller called "the professor" recruits ~~spain~~'s dumbest criminals to fulfil his wish of biggest heist in history. ~~this~~ series serves as an example why women should never leave the kitchen, as it doesn't matter whether they are criminals or cops, they always fuck up everything.		'''La Casa de Papel:''' A non-english series that is EVEN SHITTIER than the above three. This time, a basement dweller called "the professor" recruits [[Spain]]'s dumbest criminals to fulfil his wish of biggest heist in history. This series serves as an example why women should never leave the kitchen, as it doesn't matter whether they are criminals or cops, they always fuck up everything.

	==Enjoy that 720p content==		==Enjoy that 720p content==

imported>Riggedasszhonya at 15:51, 7 September 2018

2018-09-07T15:51:47Z

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	'''Bojack Horseman:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.		'''Bojack Horseman:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.

			'''La casa de papel:''' A non-english series that is EVEN SHITTIER than the above three. This time, a basement dweller called "the professor" recruits spain's dumbest criminals to fulfil his wish of biggest heist in history. this series serves as an example why women should never leave the kitchen, as it doesn't matter whether they are criminals or cops, they always fuck up everything.

	==Enjoy that 720p content==		==Enjoy that 720p content==

imported>Gokusretardedcousin: added some stuff about netflix originals

2018-07-11T17:52:25Z

added some stuff about netflix originals

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	Has its own article, click the logo to Netflix and chill.		Has its own article, click the logo to Netflix and chill.
	<center>{{Navimage\|Netflix and chill.jpg\|Netflix and chill\|320px\|180px}}</center>		<center>{{Navimage\|Netflix and chill.jpg\|Netflix and chill\|320px\|180px}}</center>

			==Netflix originals==
			'''Orange is the new black:''' A shitty drama focused around some dumb fucking rug munchers in prison, the prime audience for this shitshow is retarded 15 yearold girls who wear "normal people scare me" shirts

			'''Thirteen reasons why:''' Another shitty show, this time about some fag who offed herself because she got trolled at school, fortunatley this sparked massive lulz as the tumblrfags who usually eat this shit up got triggered because it was "too graphic". Again, only fake depressed 15 year olds watch this shit.

			'''Bojack Horseman:''' ANOTHER shitty show (noticing a pattern here?) about some depressed retard furfag which is somehow hailed as one of the "deepest" comedies ever made. Only furries and angsty 15 year olds lap this shit up.

	==Enjoy that 720p content==		==Enjoy that 720p content==

imported>BugMeNot: /* External links */

2018-07-02T00:17:54Z

External links

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	*[http://www.manuelsweb.com/netflix.htm Netflix throttling conspiracy site] that makes the [[Time Cube]] look reasonable.		*[http://www.manuelsweb.com/netflix.htm Netflix throttling conspiracy site] that makes the [[Time Cube]] look reasonable.

			{{sites}}
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