Net Neutrality - Revision history

imported>Uberfukken at 01:48, 15 March 2019

2019-03-15T01:48:43Z

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	==You ~~maniacs~~, ~~you blew it all up~~==		==You Maniacs, You Blew It All Up==

	Well we are nearing the end of 2017 and it seems to be ending on a pretty high note, what with the complete debacle of good ol US of A in [[Syria]], the [[WannaCry\|Satan virus]] stealing a lot of dumb people's shit and our [[~~The Donald~~\|god-emperor]] recognising Jerusalem as Israel's capital being some of the high points of the year, on December 17th the FCC decided to give us a nice Christmas present full of drama, lulz and fail - by [[Oh shi-\|repealing Net Neutrality rules]].		Well we are nearing the end of 2017 and it seems to be ending on a pretty high note, what with the complete debacle of good ol US of A in [[Syria]], the [[WannaCry\|Satan virus]] stealing a lot of dumb people's shit and our [[Drumpf\|god-emperor]] recognising Jerusalem as Israel's capital being some of the high points of the year, on December 17th the FCC decided to give us a nice Christmas present full of drama, lulz and fail - by [[Oh shi-\|repealing Net Neutrality rules]]. On 2019's [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/01/fcc-asks-court-for-delay-in-case-that-could-restore-net-neutrality-rules/ other hand]...

	The reactions before, during and after the fateful vote were as to be expected quite lulzy. A massive wave of hysteria fueled by a furious campaign of misinformation, lies and doctored information swept across the intertubes. Most notable of these was a bullshit graphic supposedly depicting how the internet was being handled in [[Portugal]], which had a smaller, but very important part conveniently removed in order for the picture to be more propaganda-friendly.		The reactions before, during and after the fateful vote were, as to be expected, quite lulzy. A massive wave of hysteria fueled by a furious campaign of misinformation, lies and doctored information swept across the intertubes. Most notable of these was a bullshit graphic supposedly depicting how the internet was being handled in [[Portugal]], which had a smaller, but very important part conveniently removed in order for the picture to be more propaganda-friendly.
	Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller\|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama\|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a neo-feudal dark age ruled by [[Comcast\|ISPs]].		Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller\|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama\|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|neo-feudal dark age]] ruled by [[Comcast\|ISPs]].

	However, the brave servants of our most holy [[The Donald\|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal\|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow.		However, the brave [[Slaves\|servants]] of our most [[Shithole\|holy]] [[The Donald\|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal\|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow.

	==[[TL;DR]]==		==[[TL;DR]]==
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	===No Net Neutrality [[IRL]] = More or less the same shit as the old internet===		===No Net Neutrality [[IRL]] = More or less the same shit as the old internet===
	*You do everything you could with the old internet as before		*You do everything you could with the old internet as before.
	*[[YouTube\|Jewtube]] will be forced to censor ~~less~~ non-jews for not doing jew things.		*[[YouTube\|Jewtube]] will be forced to censor fewer non-jews for not doing jew things.
	*~~you~~ will pay less for internet. (including the niggers)		*You will pay less for internet (including the niggers).

	'''As you can tell, ISP/BACKBONE win because it's the law.'''		'''As you can tell, ISP/BACKBONE win because [[Capitalism\|it's the law]].'''

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	{{Life}}		{{Life}}
	{{Jewseries}}[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		{{softwarez}}
			{{Jewseries}}[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Softwarez]]

imported>DankJ20 at 03:01, 25 June 2018

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	Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].		Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].

	Also, ask yourself this question. If they are doing everything they could to protest this, why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?		Also, ask yourself this question. If they are doing everything they could to protest this, why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet or when the EU voted to ban memes? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?

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imported>Wizardminer: /* NO Net Neutrality = We all pay twice */

2018-06-24T01:13:09Z

NO Net Neutrality = We all pay twice

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	*Not a [[series of tubes]].		*Not a [[series of tubes]].

	'''however thats how basement dwellers see it.''		''however thats how basement dwellers see it.''

	===No Net Neutrality [[IRL]] = More or less the same shit as the old internet===		===No Net Neutrality [[IRL]] = More or less the same shit as the old internet===

imported>Wizardminer: /* TL;DR */

2018-06-24T01:10:50Z

TL;DR

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	*Internet content providers will have to charge you for usage.		*Internet content providers will have to charge you for usage.
	*Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to users.		*Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to users.
	*Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to compensation for causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay ~~for.~~		*Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to compensation for causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay
	*Not a [[series of tubes]].		*Not a [[series of tubes]].
	'''ISP/BACKBONE win because it's the law.'''
			'''however thats how basement dwellers see it.''

			===No Net Neutrality [[IRL]] = More or less the same shit as the old internet===
			*You do everything you could with the old internet as before
			*[[YouTube\|Jewtube]] will be forced to censor less non-jews for not doing jew things.
			*you will pay less for internet. (including the niggers)

			'''As you can tell, ISP/BACKBONE win because it's the law.'''

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>BCED at 15:38, 23 April 2018

2018-04-23T15:38:43Z

imported>LIOD: Undo revision 1074049 by Wizardminer (talk)

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 Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a neo-feudal dark age ruled by [[Comcast|ISPs]].
-However, the brave servants of our most holy [[The Donald|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow. And the basement dwellers [[Last Thursday]] realized that the anti communist Net Neutrality laws can be undone by voting so they won't have to go outside.
+However, the brave servants of our most holy [[The Donald|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow.
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imported>Wizardminer at 21:54, 20 April 2018

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 Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a neo-feudal dark age ruled by [[Comcast|ISPs]].
-However, the brave servants of our most holy [[The Donald|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow.
+However, the brave servants of our most holy [[The Donald|emperor]] would not be deterred, and with a heroic triumph of 3-2 votes, the communist Net Neutrality was repealed. Loyal servants of his highness rejoiced both at home and abroad, while the [[Liberal|reddies]] immediately announced [[over 9000]] lawsuits against America, Donald Trump, the FCC and Agit Pai each while claiming that Russia did it...somehow. And the basement dwellers [[Last Thursday]] realized that the anti communist Net Neutrality laws can be undone by voting so they won't have to go outside.
 ==[[TL;DR]]==

imported>Mr-ex777 at 12:16, 2 January 2018

2018-01-02T12:16:13Z

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	[[Image:Arguecat.PNG\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Truer words have never been spoken.]]		[[Image:Arguecat.PNG\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Truer words have never been spoken.]]
	Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].		Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].

			Also ask yourself this question. If they are doing everything they could to protest this, why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?

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	[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. End result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]		[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. End result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]

	Also ask yourself this question. Why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?

	==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==		==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==

imported>Mr-ex777: /* The Conspiracy Against Myself */

2018-01-02T12:14:59Z

The Conspiracy Against Myself

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	[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. End result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]		[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. End result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]

			Also ask yourself this question. Why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?

	==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==		==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==

imported>LIOD: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/17/net_neut_slow_death/page2.html Why Net Neutrality Sucks]		*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/17/net_neut_slow_death/page2.html Why Net Neutrality Sucks]
	*[http://torrentfreak.com/virgin-media-ceo-says-net-neutrality-is-a-load-of-bollocks-080413/ Net Neutrality is Bollocks]		*[http://torrentfreak.com/virgin-media-ceo-says-net-neutrality-is-a-load-of-bollocks-080413/ Net Neutrality is Bollocks]
	*[http://stopvirgin.movielol.org/ ONLY YOU CAN STOP VIRGINS FROM FUCKING OUR INTERNET]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20090220003055/http://stopvirgin.movielol.org/ ONLY YOU CAN STOP VIRGINS FROM FUCKING OUR INTERNET]
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	Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].		Commonly known as ''"the second [[Holocaust\|biggest lie ever told]]"'', '''Net Neutrality''' is a buzzword that was invented by the [[fag\|internet savvy]] masters of the [[internets]] to [[stick it in her pooper\|pacify]] the bleeding-hearts [[16-year-old girl\|stupid, liberal]] [[furry\|furries]] who are [[noone cares\|trying to make the world better by blogging about their opinions]].

	Also ask yourself this question. If they are doing everything they could to protest this, why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?		Also, ask yourself this question. If they are doing everything they could to protest this, why aren't they protesting when [[Obama]] signed the treaty to move ICANN to Geneva while that WILL cause the [[Illuminati]] Globalists to have full control of your internet? [[Hypocrisy]], anyone?

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	As much as people love to [[whine\|complain]] about this, what's been lost in the shuffle is how these companies are setting up for [[pwn\|self-pwning]].		As much as people love to [[whine\|complain]] about this, what's been lost in the shuffle is how these companies are setting up for [[pwn\|self-pwning]].

	[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. ~~End~~ result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]		[[At least 100\|Currently]], there are very few big ISPs and a several [[micropenis\|small ones]]. The [[cock\|big ones]] are big because they have bigger, more developed networks. That's why they can [[jewgold\|charge more]] for [[copypasta\|services]]. With net neutrality removed, there will be a limit where you can go on the internet. Essentially putting a sports car on a treadmill [[fritzl\|in the basement]]. Sure, it still looks cool and goes really fast, but you're not going anywhere. Meanwhile, the small ISPs will realize this new law only says you can charge for access, but you don't have to and they'll immediately have a major edge over the big ISPs. The end result, given the choice between being able to go where you want a little slower or go to a few places quickly, [[I see what you did there\|most people are going with full access.]] [[Communist\|Hooray for the middle class!]]

	==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==		==[[Virgins vs Virgin]]: The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!\|Resistance]]==
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	Well we are nearing the end of 2017 and it seems to be ending on a pretty high note, what with the complete debacle of good ol US of A in [[Syria]], the [[WannaCry\|Satan virus]] stealing a lot of dumb people's shit and our [[The Donald\|god-emperor]] recognising Jerusalem as Israel's capital being some of the high points of the year, on December 17th the FCC decided to give us a nice Christmas present full of drama, lulz and fail - by [[Oh shi-\|repealing Net Neutrality rules]].		Well we are nearing the end of 2017 and it seems to be ending on a pretty high note, what with the complete debacle of good ol US of A in [[Syria]], the [[WannaCry\|Satan virus]] stealing a lot of dumb people's shit and our [[The Donald\|god-emperor]] recognising Jerusalem as Israel's capital being some of the high points of the year, on December 17th the FCC decided to give us a nice Christmas present full of drama, lulz and fail - by [[Oh shi-\|repealing Net Neutrality rules]].

	The reactions before, during and after the fateful vote were as to be expected quite lulzy. A massive wave of hysteria fueled by furious campaign of misinformation, lies and doctored information swept across the intertubes. Most notable of these was a bullshit graphic supposedly depicting how the internet was being handled in [[Portugal]], which had a smaller, but very important part ~~conviniently~~ removed in order for the picture to be more propaganda-friendly.		The reactions before, during and after the fateful vote were as to be expected quite lulzy. A massive wave of hysteria fueled by a furious campaign of misinformation, lies and doctored information swept across the intertubes. Most notable of these was a bullshit graphic supposedly depicting how the internet was being handled in [[Portugal]], which had a smaller, but very important part conveniently removed in order for the picture to be more propaganda-friendly.
	Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller\|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama\|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a neo-feudal dark age ruled by [[Comcast\|ISPs]].		Various petitions were being signed, hordes of [[Basement Dweller\|concerned citizens]] were ringing their senators and congressmen nonstop and everyone from [[Barrack Hussein Obama\|(ex)king nigger]] to your grandma was screaming how the batshit fascists over at the FCC will plunge the world into a neo-feudal dark age ruled by [[Comcast\|ISPs]].

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	==[[TL;DR]]==		==[[TL;DR]]==
	[[File:dobsonnetneutrality.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Andrew Dobson]] wants [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|us]] to listen to him on Net Neutrality.]]		[[File:dobsonnetneutrality.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Andrew Dobson]] wants [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|us]] to listen to him on Net Neutrality.]]
	Some internet content providers are causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay for and lowering [[profit]]s. This is a [[typical\|classic]] example of the [[lawyer]] and accountants ~~takeover~~.		Some internet content providers are causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay for and lowering [[profit]]s. This is a [[typical\|classic]] example of the [[lawyer]] and accountants take over.
	===Old Internet (Net Neutrality) = You pay for what you use.===		===Old Internet (Net Neutrality) = You pay for what you use.===
	*You pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to internet content providers.		*You pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to internet content providers.