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	[[image:Neko-myspace-cat.jpg\|thumb\|Neko [[Fail\|attempting]] to sport a [[MySpace]] [[Internet Disease\|pose]] like every other [[typical]] [[16-year-old girl]] (now with 100% more cattiness!)]]		[[image:Neko-myspace-cat.jpg\|thumb\|Neko [[Fail\|attempting]] to sport a [[MySpace]] [[Internet Disease\|pose]] like every other [[typical]] [[16-year-old girl]] (now with 100% more cattiness!)]]

	''You might have been looking for [[Catgirls]].''		''Not what you were looking for? You might have been looking for [[Catgirls]].''

	'''Neko''' is yet another contribution to [[16-year-old]] [[drama llama]]s and makes her home on some [[weeaboo]] site [[nobody gives a shit]] about. She also has a fetish for [[emo]]s and [[FTM\|girls dressed like boys]]. It is even rumored she has a thing for [[pedobear]], given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a [[pedophile]].		'''Neko''' is yet another contribution to [[16-year-old]] [[drama llama]]s and makes her home on some [[weeaboo]] site [[nobody gives a shit]] about. She also has a fetish for [[emo]]s and [[FTM\|girls dressed like boys]]. It is even rumored she has a thing for [[pedobear]], given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a [[pedophile]].

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	[[image:Neko-myspace-cat.jpg\|thumb\|Neko [[Fail\|attempting]] to sport a [[MySpace]] [[Internet Disease\|pose]] like every other [[typical]] [[16-year-old girl]] (now with 100% more cattiness!)]]		[[image:Neko-myspace-cat.jpg\|thumb\|Neko [[Fail\|attempting]] to sport a [[MySpace]] [[Internet Disease\|pose]] like every other [[typical]] [[16-year-old girl]] (now with 100% more cattiness!)]]

			''You might have been looking for [[Catgirls]].''

	'''Neko''' is yet another contribution to [[16-year-old]] [[drama llama]]s and makes her home on some [[weeaboo]] site [[nobody gives a shit]] about. She also has a fetish for [[emo]]s and [[FTM\|girls dressed like boys]]. It is even rumored she has a thing for [[pedobear]], given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a [[pedophile]].		'''Neko''' is yet another contribution to [[16-year-old]] [[drama llama]]s and makes her home on some [[weeaboo]] site [[nobody gives a shit]] about. She also has a fetish for [[emo]]s and [[FTM\|girls dressed like boys]]. It is even rumored she has a thing for [[pedobear]], given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a [[pedophile]].

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	{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}		{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}
	{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}		{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}
	{{quote\|Just so you know ~~Zenkai~~, it's 3 am in the ~~morning~~ on a ~~school~~ day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you ~~asshole~~. Chill the ~~fuck~~ out with your literate ~~shit~~. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my ~~typing~~ at 3am in the ~~morning~~ I'd tell you, I'm glad your '''very mature CHARACTER''' Gets a joy out of making fun of my ~~typo's~~.\|Neko\|responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. [[300\|THIS IS MADNESS]]. }}		{{quote\|Just so you know Pooplord, it's 3 am in the MAWNIN on a goober day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you fuckduck. Chill the duck out with your literate ship. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my ducking at 3am in the goober I'd tell you, I'm glad your '''very mature CHARACTER''' Gets a joy out of making fun of my choop.\|Neko\|responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. [[300\|THIS IS MADNESS]]. }}
	{{quote\|No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.\|Neko\|showing off her [[unwarranted self-importance]].}}		{{quote\|No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.\|Neko\|showing off her [[unwarranted self-importance]].}}
	{{quote\|This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.\|Neko\|making a hit-and-run before [[GTFO\|pussying out]] of the [[rape\|counter-trolling]] she was about to receive after such a post was made. [[Asking for it\|She deserved all of it.]]}}		{{quote\|This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.\|Neko\|making a hit-and-run before [[GTFO\|pussying out]] of the [[rape\|counter-trolling]] she was about to receive after such a post was made. [[Asking for it\|She deserved all of it.]]}}

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	{{quote\|:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.\|Neko\|expressing her feelings about [[you]]}}		{{quote\|:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.\|Neko\|expressing her feelings about [[you]]}}
	{{quote\|~~Devin~~, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" If the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop ~~spamming~~, stop being ~~rude~~. But no one. '''NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING ~~CHAT~~ IS AS ~~RUDE~~ AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE ~~BITCH~~ AND BITCH AND ~~BITCH~~ AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE ~~WRONG~~ AND EVERY SINGLE ~~HURT~~ AND EVERY SINGLE THING ~~ABOUT SOMEONE~~ AND ~~BASH~~ IT AND ~~BASH~~ IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.'''\|Neko\|displaying her love for [[loser\|some kid named Devin]]}}		{{quote\|Mudkip, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" like the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop bowling, stop being ducks. But no one. '''NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING CLIT IS AS FUG AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE EAT AND BITCH AND EAT AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE CARROT AND EVERY SINGLE ONION AND EVERY SINGLE THING OUT OF SOUP AND THROW IT AND THROW IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.'''\|Neko\|displaying her love for [[loser\|some kid named Devin]]}}
	{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}		{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}
	{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}		{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}

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	== Summary ==		== Summary ==

	Neko is your typical [[~~Fat_Whore~~\|socially graceful teenage girl]]. She spent her internet time posting on some [[nobody gives a shit\|anime forums]] in hopes that some [[drama]] will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common [[weeaboo]] belief is that she was the single most prominent source of [[anti-lulz]] on the site, getting [[butthurt]] over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks [[yaoi]] is [[Kawaii\|OMG KAWAII DESU NE]]![[oneoneone\|!!1!]] [[^__^]]		Neko is your typical [[awesome\|socially graceful teenage girl]]. She spent her internet time posting on some [[nobody gives a shit\|anime forums]] in hopes that some [[drama]] will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common [[weeaboo]] belief is that she was the single most prominent source of [[anti-lulz]] on the site, getting [[butthurt]] over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks [[yaoi]] is [[Kawaii\|OMG KAWAII DESU NE]]![[oneoneone\|!!1!]] [[^__^]]

	Despite her [[anti-lulz]] ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to [[troll]]. [[Truth\|In fact]], [[Bullshit\|research has shown]] trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the [[mod]]s [[b&]] her again). '''[[Win\|Bonus]]:''' She's also about as [[dumbass\|smart as a rock]], making arguments with her extra [[lulz]]y.		Despite her [[anti-lulz]] ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to [[troll]]. [[Truth\|In fact]], [[Bullshit\|research has shown]] trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the [[mod]]s [[b&]] her again). '''[[Win\|Bonus]]:''' She's also about as [[dumbass\|smart as a rock]], making arguments with her extra [[lulz]]y.

	Like any other [[16_year_old_girl\|~~Sixteen~~-~~year-old~~-girl]], Neko also has a [[~~faggot~~\|~~crush~~]] that she would [[an hero\|die for]]. Ever since the [[GTFO\|departure]] of this [[~~13_year_old_boy~~\|~~faggot~~]], Neko has been forced to [[emo\|slit her wrists]] as compensation for [[fail\|not being able to ~~fuck him~~.]]		Like any other [[16_year_old_girl\|Amazing-awesome-girl]], Neko also has a [[dog\|pooch]] that she would [[an hero\|die for]]. Ever since the [[GTFO\|departure]] of this [[dog\|pooch]], Neko has been forced to [[emo\|slit her wrists]] as compensation for [[fail\|not being able to pet it.]]

	== Fun facts ==		== Fun facts ==

	*Neko lives in [[~~Canada~~]] with her ~~mother~~ and more ~~animals~~ [[over_9000\|than you can count]].		*Neko lives in [[Japan]] with her penguin and more owls [[over_9000\|than you can count]].
	*She [[Love\|fucking loves]] ~~Pussycat Dolls~~ (because what [[16-year-old girl]] doesn't like ~~pop stars dressed like~~ cheap [[~~hooker~~]]s?)		*She [[Love\|fucking loves]] Pubbah Bat Lolls (because what [[16-year-old girl]] doesn't like bop lars sressed bike cheap [[shooker]]s?)
	*When she doesn't agree with you, [[ALLCAPS]] ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, '''SOMETIMES WITH BOLD [[Extreme\|FOR GOOD MEASURE]]'''.		*When she doesn't agree with you, [[ALLCAPS]] ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, '''SOMETIMES WITH BOLD [[Extreme\|FOR GOOD MEASURE]]'''.
	*She does not believe in [[fact\|lie]]s, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the [[Lie\|hard fact]]s.		*She does not believe in [[fact\|lie]]s, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the [[Lie\|hard fact]]s.
	*She is a [[A_cat_is_fine_too\|fan of ~~cats~~]]. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-[[Moonspeak\|MOONSPEAK]] MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)		*She is a [[A_cat_is_fine_too\|fan of hats]]. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-[[Moonspeak\|MOONSPEAK]] MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)
	*Neko [[~~ugly~~\|~~can't get a boyfriend~~.]]		*Neko [[awesome\|is awesome.]]

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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	image:~~Neko_HURRRRR~~.jpg\|An unedited photo of Neko. Because of its un-tampered nature, it is [[Lol\|recommended]] this be used to give a correct visual representation to others.		File:image:nekotard.jpg\|An unedited photo of Neko. Because of its un-tampered nature, it is [[Lol\|recommended]] this be used to give a correct visual representation to others.
	image:Neko_angrycat.jpg\|What Neko would probably look like if she was actually a cat.		image:Neko_angrycat.jpg\|What Neko would probably look like if she was actually a cat.
	image:~~Neko hurrr~~.jpg\|[[HURR]]		image:Nekotard.jpg\|[[HURR]]
	image:~~Neko-myspace-cat~~.jpg\|When you anger her, Neko transforms into her true form: the Werecat.		image:Nekotard.jpg\|When you anger her, Neko transforms into her true form: the Werecat.
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	{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}		{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}
	{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}		{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}
	{{quote\|Just so you know ~~Zenkai~~, it's 3 am in the ~~morning~~ on a ~~school~~ day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you ~~asshole~~. Chill the ~~fuck~~ out with your literate ~~shit~~. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my ~~typing~~ at 3am in the ~~morning~~ I'd tell you, I'm glad your '''very mature CHARACTER''' Gets a joy out of making fun of my ~~typo's~~.\|Neko\|responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. [[300\|THIS IS MADNESS]]. }}		{{quote\|Just so you know Pooplord, it's 3 am in the MAWNIN on a goober day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you fuckduck. Chill the duck out with your literate ship. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my ducking at 3am in the goober I'd tell you, I'm glad your '''very mature CHARACTER''' Gets a joy out of making fun of my choop.\|Neko\|responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. [[300\|THIS IS MADNESS]]. }}
	{{quote\|No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.\|Neko\|showing off her [[unwarranted self-importance]].}}		{{quote\|No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.\|Neko\|showing off her [[unwarranted self-importance]].}}
	{{quote\|This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.\|Neko\|making a hit-and-run before [[GTFO\|pussying out]] of the [[rape\|counter-trolling]] she was about to receive after such a post was made. [[Asking for it\|She deserved all of it.]]}}		{{quote\|This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.\|Neko\|making a hit-and-run before [[GTFO\|pussying out]] of the [[rape\|counter-trolling]] she was about to receive after such a post was made. [[Asking for it\|She deserved all of it.]]}}

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	{{quote\|:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.\|Neko\|expressing her feelings about [[you]]}}		{{quote\|:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.\|Neko\|expressing her feelings about [[you]]}}
	{{quote\|~~Devin~~, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" If the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop ~~spamming~~, stop being ~~rude~~. But no one. '''NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING ~~CHAT~~ IS AS ~~RUDE~~ AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE ~~BITCH~~ AND BITCH AND ~~BITCH~~ AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE ~~WRONG~~ AND EVERY SINGLE ~~HURT~~ AND EVERY SINGLE THING ~~ABOUT SOMEONE~~ AND ~~BASH~~ IT AND ~~BASH~~ IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.'''\|Neko\|displaying her love for [[loser\|some kid named Devin]]}}		{{quote\|Mudkip, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" like the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop bowling, stop being ducks. But no one. '''NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING CLIT IS AS FUG AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE EAT AND BITCH AND EAT AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE CARROT AND EVERY SINGLE ONION AND EVERY SINGLE THING OUT OF SOUP AND THROW IT AND THROW IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.'''\|Neko\|displaying her love for [[loser\|some kid named Devin]]}}
	{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}		{{quote\|All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.\|Neko\|practising the art of [[irony]].}}
	{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}		{{quote\|Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.\|Neko\|making excuses for idolizing a [[slut\|burlesque dancer]].}}

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	== Summary ==		== Summary ==

	Neko is your typical [[~~Fat_Whore~~\|socially graceful teenage girl]]. She spent her internet time posting on some [[nobody gives a shit\|anime forums]] in hopes that some [[drama]] will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common [[weeaboo]] belief is that she was the single most prominent source of [[anti-lulz]] on the site, getting [[butthurt]] over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks [[yaoi]] is [[Kawaii\|OMG KAWAII DESU NE]]![[oneoneone\|!!1!]] [[^__^]]		Neko is your typical [[awesome\|socially graceful teenage girl]]. She spent her internet time posting on some [[nobody gives a shit\|anime forums]] in hopes that some [[drama]] will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common [[weeaboo]] belief is that she was the single most prominent source of [[anti-lulz]] on the site, getting [[butthurt]] over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks [[yaoi]] is [[Kawaii\|OMG KAWAII DESU NE]]![[oneoneone\|!!1!]] [[^__^]]

	Despite her [[anti-lulz]] ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to [[troll]]. [[Truth\|In fact]], [[Bullshit\|research has shown]] trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the [[mod]]s [[b&]] her again). '''[[Win\|Bonus]]:''' She's also about as [[dumbass\|smart as a rock]], making arguments with her extra [[lulz]]y.		Despite her [[anti-lulz]] ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to [[troll]]. [[Truth\|In fact]], [[Bullshit\|research has shown]] trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the [[mod]]s [[b&]] her again). '''[[Win\|Bonus]]:''' She's also about as [[dumbass\|smart as a rock]], making arguments with her extra [[lulz]]y.

	Like any other [[16_year_old_girl\|~~Sixteen~~-~~year-old~~-girl]], Neko also has a [[~~faggot~~\|~~crush~~]] that she would [[an hero\|die for]]. Ever since the [[GTFO\|departure]] of this [[~~13_year_old_boy~~\|~~faggot~~]], Neko has been forced to [[emo\|slit her wrists]] as compensation for [[fail\|not being able to ~~fuck him~~.]]		Like any other [[16_year_old_girl\|Amazing-awesome-girl]], Neko also has a [[dog\|pooch]] that she would [[an hero\|die for]]. Ever since the [[GTFO\|departure]] of this [[dog\|pooch]], Neko has been forced to [[emo\|slit her wrists]] as compensation for [[fail\|not being able to pet it.]]

	== Fun facts ==		== Fun facts ==

	*Neko lives in [[~~Canada~~]] with her ~~mother~~ and more ~~animals~~ [[over_9000\|than you can count]].		*Neko lives in [[Japan]] with her penguin and more owls [[over_9000\|than you can count]].
	*She [[Love\|fucking loves]] ~~Pussycat Dolls~~ (because what [[16-year-old girl]] doesn't like ~~pop stars dressed like~~ cheap [[~~hooker~~]]s?)		*She [[Love\|fucking loves]] Pubbah Bat Lolls (because what [[16-year-old girl]] doesn't like bop lars sressed bike cheap [[shooker]]s?)
	*When she doesn't agree with you, [[ALLCAPS]] ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, '''SOMETIMES WITH BOLD [[Extreme\|FOR GOOD MEASURE]]'''.		*When she doesn't agree with you, [[ALLCAPS]] ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, '''SOMETIMES WITH BOLD [[Extreme\|FOR GOOD MEASURE]]'''.
	*She does not believe in [[fact\|lie]]s, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the [[Lie\|hard fact]]s.		*She does not believe in [[fact\|lie]]s, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the [[Lie\|hard fact]]s.
	*She is a [[A_cat_is_fine_too\|fan of ~~cats~~]]. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-[[Moonspeak\|MOONSPEAK]] MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)		*She is a [[A_cat_is_fine_too\|fan of hats]]. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-[[Moonspeak\|MOONSPEAK]] MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)
	*Neko [[~~ugly~~\|~~can't get a boyfriend~~.]]		*Neko [[awesome\|is awesome.]]

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