NationStates - Revision history

imported>Morris at 16:14, 4 December 2016

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	*The Pink Guy: A nation. Entirely dedicated to the [[retarded]] pink fuck in [[Filthy Frank]]. ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!!!!		*The Pink Guy: A nation. Entirely dedicated to the [[retarded]] pink fuck in [[Filthy Frank]]. ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!!!!

	*Confederation of [[Liar\|Common Sense]]: A [[prepubescent]] godmodding nation who spams "uber mechanoidz!" at you if you dare question him. He always spouts OOC info ICly in his shitty posts, rapes any [[conservative]] and conspiratard he sees, and constantly jabbers about how [[gay\|gays]] are the best thing since sliced bread. It's a phase in [[puberty]], and he will most likely become the next [[Mitt Romney]] within a few years.		*Confederation of [[Liar\|Common Sense]]: A [[prepubescent]] godmodding nation who spams "uber mechanoidz!" at you if you dare question him. He always spouts OOC info ICly in his shitty posts, rapes any [[conservative]] and [[conspiratard]] he sees, and constantly jabbers about how [[gay\|gays]] are the best thing since sliced bread. It's a phase in [[puberty]], and he will most likely become the next [[Mitt Romney]] within a few years.

	*Creepwood: [[Satanic]] emo fuckers from [[Scandinavia]] who use Satanism as an excuse to do [[anal]] with your [[bitch\|dog]]. Also seems to run some <strike>public orgies</strike> mansions that need renovation. . .yeah.		*Creepwood: [[Satanic]] emo fuckers from [[Scandinavia]] who use Satanism as an excuse to do [[anal]] with your [[bitch\|dog]]. Also seems to run some <strike>public orgies</strike> mansions that need renovation. . .yeah.

imported>Morris: Repairing red link

2016-12-02T14:05:49Z

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	* Singaporean Transhumanists: A [[chink]] paradise where transhumanism and Half-Life 2 wankery thrives. Also uses [[Minecraft]] as a source for creativity in nation-building. If you want to fuck around with Sing, just say that he is a Minecraft fanfag. Operates many other puppet nations with similar creative faucets as well.		* Singaporean Transhumanists: A [[chink]] paradise where transhumanism and Half-Life 2 wankery thrives. Also uses [[Minecraft]] as a source for creativity in nation-building. If you want to fuck around with Sing, just say that he is a Minecraft fanfag. Operates many other puppet nations with similar creative faucets as well.

	*Sunset: A namesnipe nation that spent so much time on the fuckery known as [[Nigger]]States, that he or she has become a Roleplay Mentor. it's an FT nation, with all the [[Star ~~War~~]] and [[Star Trek]] rip-offs. Nothing to see here.		*Sunset: A namesnipe nation that spent so much time on the fuckery known as [[Nigger]]States, that he or she has become a Roleplay Mentor. it's an FT nation, with all the [[Star Wars]] and [[Star Trek]] rip-offs. Nothing to see here.

	*Shrek: [[Shrek\|Soon, my orgelord. Soon.]]		*Shrek: [[Shrek\|Soon, my orgelord. Soon.]]

imported>Anon4293 at 21:25, 1 November 2016

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	* The Archregimancy: A [[christfag]] who, at the same time, is the most [[rational]] moderator of them all. Not much to say, apart from the fact that everyone would prefer him over the other moderator shits.		* The Archregimancy: A [[christfag]] who, at the same time, is the most [[rational]] moderator of them all. Not much to say, apart from the fact that everyone would prefer him over the other moderator shits.

	* United States of Conner: An annoying [Apple\|Applefag]] who thinks he used to be a [[CIA]] spy. Likes to brag about his past when he does nothing but fap to Jason Bourne all day long. Started out [[SJW]], become somewhat more rational with exposure to NSG.		* United States of Conner: An annoying [[Apple\|Applefag]] who thinks he used to be a [[CIA]] spy. Likes to brag about his past when he does nothing but fap to Jason Bourne all day long. Started out as an [[SJW]], become somewhat more rational with exposure to NSG.

	* Yumyumsuppertime: A [[fatfuck]] [[homo]] who always some picture of gay food; thus, by using [[logic]], we can deduce that it is, indeed, [[fat]] and [[gay]]. No really, this is in a literal context.		* Yumyumsuppertime: A [[fatfuck]] [[homo]] who always some picture of gay food; thus, by using [[logic]], we can deduce that it is, indeed, [[fat]] and [[gay]]. No really, this is in a literal context.

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	* The Archregimancy: A [[christfag]] who, at the same time, is the most [[rational]] moderator of them all. Not much to say, apart from the fact that everyone would prefer him over the other moderator shits.		* The Archregimancy: A [[christfag]] who, at the same time, is the most [[rational]] moderator of them all. Not much to say, apart from the fact that everyone would prefer him over the other moderator shits.

			* United States of Conner: An annoying [Apple\|Applefag]] who thinks he used to be a [[CIA]] spy. Likes to brag about his past when he does nothing but fap to Jason Bourne all day long. Started out [[SJW]], become somewhat more rational with exposure to NSG.

	* Yumyumsuppertime: A [[fatfuck]] [[homo]] who always some picture of gay food; thus, by using [[logic]], we can deduce that it is, indeed, [[fat]] and [[gay]]. No really, this is in a literal context.		* Yumyumsuppertime: A [[fatfuck]] [[homo]] who always some picture of gay food; thus, by using [[logic]], we can deduce that it is, indeed, [[fat]] and [[gay]]. No really, this is in a literal context.

imported>Archivist: "the the" -> the

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	* Allancia: Spilled the beans on the ED operation on some [[faggotry]] thread known as "The Elder Thread", a shitty rip off of [[Skyrim\|The Elder Scrolls]]. May or may not invoke [[SJW]] wrath.		* Allancia: Spilled the beans on the ED operation on some [[faggotry]] thread known as "The Elder Thread", a shitty rip off of [[Skyrim\|The Elder Scrolls]]. May or may not invoke [[SJW]] wrath.

	* CTALNH: A Marxist [[commie]] and Humanist who has nothing better to do then bitch and whine about [[capitalism]] and [[religion]]. Claims to ~~the~~ the original "Marxist-Leninist", even though that's just a shitty cash grab for fame.		* CTALNH: A Marxist [[commie]] and Humanist who has nothing better to do then bitch and whine about [[capitalism]] and [[religion]]. Claims to be the original "Marxist-Leninist", even though that's just a shitty cash grab for fame.

	* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.		* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 10:29, 9 May 2016

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	[[Image:AllSeeingEye.JPG\|thumb\|Jennifer Government has a [[cult]] following]]		[[Image:AllSeeingEye.JPG\|thumb\|Jennifer Government has a [[cult]] following]]
	[[Image:NSnerds.jpg\|thumb\|NS Players dressed for battle]]		[[Image:NSnerds.jpg\|thumb\|NS Players dressed for battle]]

	'''NationStates''' is a lame text-based online game in which [[over 9000]] wanna-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be [[gay\|dick tasters]]) make their own little [[imaginary\|pretend]] countries and discuss [[politics]]. Arguments, pseudo-wars, and mindless namecalling follows. Eventually players will be banned and [[emo\|cry]] about it on other websites, even if [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a shit]]. <s>At least they're not [[furries]].</s> Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia, Fox Rite, TFU and Lyncanthropia). They've even admitted to being [[pedophile\|kid diddlers]], so pretty much anything goes[http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=28963&start=25].		'''NationStates''' is a lame text-based online game in which [[over 9000]] wanna-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be [[gay\|dick tasters]]) make their own little [[imaginary\|pretend]] countries and discuss [[politics]]. Arguments, pseudo-wars, and mindless namecalling follows. Eventually players will be banned and [[emo\|cry]] about it on other websites, even if [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a shit]]. <s>At least they're not [[furries]].</s> Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia, Fox Rite, TFU and Lyncanthropia). They've even admitted to being [[pedophile\|kid diddlers]], so pretty much anything goes[http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=28963&start=25].

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	=== The even worse non-RP Forums ===		=== The even worse non-RP Forums ===
	[[Image:Tacitus.jpg\|thumb\|left\|NSGers' ~~opinion~~ of themselves]]		[[Image:Tacitus.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Narcissism\|NSGers' conception of themselves]]]]
	[[Image:Fo0bar-sans-hair.jpg\|thumb\|NSGers in reality]]		[[Image:Fo0bar-sans-hair.jpg\|thumb\|NSGers in reality]]
	Other forums include "Gameplay," where idiots come to ask how to change their [[menstrual painting\|flag]], their region, their motto, or any of a variety of stupid questions that their down syndrome asses can't figure out themselves, "United Nations," where nsfags go to [[unwarranted self importance\|take themselves too seriously]] as if their proposals actually mattered and weren't just hours of wasted time, "Moderation," where people go to whine about getting flamed or banned, an activity that causes much laughing among the [[moderator\|mods]], and "General."		Other forums include "Gameplay," where idiots come to ask how to change their [[menstrual painting\|flag]], their region, their motto, or any of a variety of stupid questions that their down syndrome asses can't figure out themselves, "United Nations," where nsfags go to [[unwarranted self importance\|take themselves too seriously]] as if their proposals actually mattered and weren't just hours of wasted time, "Moderation," where people go to whine about getting flamed or banned, an activity that causes much laughing among the [[moderator\|mods]], and "General."
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	* [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553005 Angries and angrier response] Some whore-bag bitch named Hydesland would go as far to [[crybaby\|moan and whine]] about this article in between her smoke breaks, AA meetings and a [[homosexual\|gay-pride parade]].		* [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553005 Angries and angrier response] Some whore-bag bitch named Hydesland would go as far to [[crybaby\|moan and whine]] about this article in between her smoke breaks, AA meetings and a [[homosexual\|gay-pride parade]].
	* [[LAF]] the link you'll want to click after playing it. Boo fuckity hoo.		* [[LAF]] the link you'll want to click after playing it. Boo fuckity hoo.


	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}

	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 10:28, 9 May 2016

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	*[[Roleplay]]		*[[Roleplay]]

	== ~~Link~~ ==		== External Links ==
	* [http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi NationStates, the game where everyone's a loser]		* [http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi NationStates, the game where everyone's a loser]
	* [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1137 Player information] - They seriously make IRL trolling them too easy		* [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1137 Player information] - They seriously make IRL trolling them too easy
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	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}

			[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>Polyblanc: Dyakovo is dead lmao also nathanica got removed as a mod

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Dyakovo is dead lmao also nathanica got removed as a mod

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	* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.		* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.

	* Dread Lady Nathicana (or something): A [[feminist]] [[SJW]] possible biological [[female]] who spends all day on NS and NSG bitching about [[noobs]] and dishing out bans like a [[chink]] at P.F Chang's. Also hates Encyclopaedia Dramatica; in turn, we don't give a [[shit]]. Her FUPA is probably wrinklier than [[Angry Grandpa]]'s [[Penis\|ding dong]].		* Dread Lady Nathicana (or something): A [[feminist]] [[SJW]] possible biological [[female]] who spends all day on NS and NSG bitching about [[noobs]] and dishing out bans like a [[chink]] at P.F Chang's. Also hates Encyclopaedia Dramatica; in turn, we don't give a [[shit]]. Her FUPA is probably wrinklier than [[Angry Grandpa]]'s [[Penis\|ding dong]]. [https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=353319 As of the 10th of September, 2015, she got removed as a mod. Fucking took long enough.]

	* Dyakovo: Some smug [[atheist]] who seems to enjoy [[crossdressing]] and [[transsexual]] behavior. Was a part of the United States military before becoming a [[liberal]] faggot with no life on NationStates. Looks like Ron Perlman, without all the hair and actual kick-ass attributes. Also sucks moderator dick for the ability of diplomatic immunity to the rules. As of 2015 he has 75k posts, most of which are reports of posts in threads he hasn't even posted. Bitches as much as [[McJuggerNuggets\|McCockFaggot]]. [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=346734&p=25172870&hilit=far+right+social+conservative#p25172870 Also, he says that we're social conservitards. When, in really, ED is a diverse place with all suck-fuck ideologies. The fuck?]		* Dyakovo: Some smug [[atheist]] who seems to enjoy [[crossdressing]] and [[transsexual]] behavior. Was a part of the United States military before becoming a [[liberal]] faggot with no life on NationStates. Looks like Ron Perlman, without all the hair and actual kick-ass attributes. Also sucks moderator dick for the ability of diplomatic immunity to the rules. As of 2015 he has 75k posts, most of which are reports of posts in threads he hasn't even posted. Bitches as much as [[McJuggerNuggets\|McCockFaggot]]. [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=346734&p=25172870&hilit=far+right+social+conservative#p25172870 Also, he says that we're social conservitards. When, in really, ED is a diverse place with all suck-fuck ideologies. The fuck?] [https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=362504 As of the 8th of December 2015, he is ded. TOPKEK.] Exploit this as another easy way to troll.

	* Furry Alairia and Algeria: The most effective result of [[furfaggotry]]. The little [[furfag]] likes to bang boys, and is [[Otherkin\|deerkin]], and uploads [[furfaggot]] porn. Is a [[Christfag]]; now we all want hesheit to convert back for [[Jesus]]'s sake.		* Furry Alairia and Algeria: The most effective result of [[furfaggotry]]. The little [[furfag]] likes to bang boys, and is [[Otherkin\|deerkin]], and uploads [[furfaggot]] porn. Is a [[Christfag]]; now we all want hesheit to convert back for [[Jesus]]'s sake.

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	*Flimxanthia: A Whiny, petty and hypocritical [[Feminist]] with nothing better to do than bitch and moan when he doesn't get his way.		*Flimxanthia: A Whiny, petty and hypocritical [[Feminist]] with nothing better to do than bitch and moan when he doesn't get his way.

			*Hydra-Russian Empire: A rich crap who likes to hang out on the forums and stalk little children. "Hydra" is well-loved and respected by most, though some hate him. Basically he is a fag even though he claims he isn't.

	=== The even worse non-RP Forums ===		=== The even worse non-RP Forums ===

imported>LulzKiller at 22:00, 13 December 2015

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	Other known troll-triggers include praising / condemning a former nation called Francos Spain, claiming to be a member of DEN, Fox Rite(fly said regions' respective flags [[ftw]]), getting into completely irrelevant arguments with older players (nations with populations bigger than 3 billion), and randomly leading "movements" across larger regions.		Other known troll-triggers include praising / condemning a former nation called Francos Spain, claiming to be a member of DEN, Fox Rite(fly said regions' respective flags [[ftw]]), getting into completely irrelevant arguments with older players (nations with populations bigger than 3 billion), and randomly leading "movements" across larger regions.

	Alternatively, post a thread on [[~~/b/~~\|General]] saying you support ''[[random\|anything]]''. It doesn't matter what—but generally, conservative bias achieves moar [[lulz]]. Edit: Be sure to stick around and pretend to argue for whatever position your thread is supporting/condemning/whatever. This way it will take [[retards\|them]] longer to realize that you are a [[troll]]. If possible, start a huge new argument over some [[shit nobody cares about\|technicality]] in someone's post. This will have them going for hours and will make your trolling most lulzy. However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.		Alternatively, post a thread on [[B\|General]] saying you support ''[[random\|anything]]''. It doesn't matter what—but generally, conservative bias achieves moar [[lulz]]. Edit: Be sure to stick around and pretend to argue for whatever position your thread is supporting/condemning/whatever. This way it will take [[retards\|them]] longer to realize that you are a [[troll]]. If possible, start a huge new argument over some [[shit nobody cares about\|technicality]] in someone's post. This will have them going for hours and will make your trolling most lulzy. However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.

	[[also, cocks\|Alternatively alternatively]], post something mean about the [[homosexuality\|faggot]] known as "Fass" (also known as Fassigen and Fassitude). This will cause an [[outrage\|uproar]] on the forum, with about half leaping to this [[unwarranted self importance\|forum celebrity]]'s defense and the other half agreeing with whatever terrible things you are saying about him. Can be highly entertaining if you're plagued by boredom. [[Moar]] difficult, <s>but also great fun, is trolling the fuck out of Andaras.</s> Andaras was too easy to troll so he got banned. Instead, try trostia, Heikoku, or cat-tribe, especially if you can get them to have a pussy fight with each other.		[[also, cocks\|Alternatively alternatively]], post something mean about the [[homosexuality\|faggot]] known as "Fass" (also known as Fassigen and Fassitude). This will cause an [[outrage\|uproar]] on the forum, with about half leaping to this [[unwarranted self importance\|forum celebrity]]'s defense and the other half agreeing with whatever terrible things you are saying about him. Can be highly entertaining if you're plagued by boredom. [[Moar]] difficult, <s>but also great fun, is trolling the fuck out of Andaras.</s> Andaras was too easy to troll so he got banned. Instead, try trostia, Heikoku, or cat-tribe, especially if you can get them to have a pussy fight with each other.

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	* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.		* Cannabis Islands: An [[atheist]] dimwit who is a [[stoner]] when not [[Anal\|buttfucking]] his [[Yaoi]] blow-up doll. Of course, like every NSGer to exist, a libfag.

	* Dread Lady Nathicana (or something): A [[feminist]] [[SJW]] possible biological [[female]] who spends all day on NS and NSG bitching about [[noobs]] and dishing out bans like a [[chink]] at P.F Chang's. Also hates Encyclopaedia Dramatica; in turn, we don't give a [[shit]]. Her FUPA is probably wrinklier than [[Angry Grandpa]]'s [[Penis\|ding dong]].		* Dread Lady Nathicana (or something): A [[feminist]] [[SJW]] possible biological [[female]] who spends all day on NS and NSG bitching about [[noobs]] and dishing out bans like a [[chink]] at P.F Chang's. Also hates Encyclopaedia Dramatica; in turn, we don't give a [[shit]]. Her FUPA is probably wrinklier than [[Angry Grandpa]]'s [[Penis\|ding dong]]. [https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=353319 As of the 10th of September, 2015, she got removed as a mod. Fucking took long enough.]

	* Dyakovo: Some smug [[atheist]] who seems to enjoy [[crossdressing]] and [[transsexual]] behavior. Was a part of the United States military before becoming a [[liberal]] faggot with no life on NationStates. Looks like Ron Perlman, without all the hair and actual kick-ass attributes. Also sucks moderator dick for the ability of diplomatic immunity to the rules. As of 2015 he has 75k posts, most of which are reports of posts in threads he hasn't even posted. Bitches as much as [[McJuggerNuggets\|McCockFaggot]]. [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=346734&p=25172870&hilit=far+right+social+conservative#p25172870 Also, he says that we're social conservitards. When, in really, ED is a diverse place with all suck-fuck ideologies. The fuck?]		* Dyakovo: Some smug [[atheist]] who seems to enjoy [[crossdressing]] and [[transsexual]] behavior. Was a part of the United States military before becoming a [[liberal]] faggot with no life on NationStates. Looks like Ron Perlman, without all the hair and actual kick-ass attributes. Also sucks moderator dick for the ability of diplomatic immunity to the rules. As of 2015 he has 75k posts, most of which are reports of posts in threads he hasn't even posted. Bitches as much as [[McJuggerNuggets\|McCockFaggot]]. [http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=346734&p=25172870&hilit=far+right+social+conservative#p25172870 Also, he says that we're social conservitards. When, in really, ED is a diverse place with all suck-fuck ideologies. The fuck?] [https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=362504 As of the 8th of December 2015, he is ded. TOPKEK.] Exploit this as another easy way to troll.

	* Furry Alairia and Algeria: The most effective result of [[furfaggotry]]. The little [[furfag]] likes to bang boys, and is [[Otherkin\|deerkin]], and uploads [[furfaggot]] porn. Is a [[Christfag]]; now we all want hesheit to convert back for [[Jesus]]'s sake.		* Furry Alairia and Algeria: The most effective result of [[furfaggotry]]. The little [[furfag]] likes to bang boys, and is [[Otherkin\|deerkin]], and uploads [[furfaggot]] porn. Is a [[Christfag]]; now we all want hesheit to convert back for [[Jesus]]'s sake.