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	==Links==		==Links==

			*{{dauser\|kelticdragon}} - Yes, she has a [[deviantART]]. She barely gets on it though.
	* [http://linksqueen.tripod.com/ A shrine dedicated to Link's Queen, showing all her godawful 'stories' and her arguments on LiveJournal with little kids.]		* [http://linksqueen.tripod.com/ A shrine dedicated to Link's Queen, showing all her godawful 'stories' and her arguments on LiveJournal with little kids.]
	* [http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html The suicide-inducing fanfic.]		* [http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html The suicide-inducing fanfic.]

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 * [http://myinnerlife.wikia.com/wiki/My_Inner_Life_Wiki A Wiki dedicated to the masterpiece.]
 * [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9657945AD58D5150 A dramatic reading of the torture.]
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	<center>'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I&list=PL9657945AD58D5150 There are 42 of these videos. Go ahead, nobody has to know.]'''</center>		<center>'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I&list=PL9657945AD58D5150 There are 42 of these videos. Go ahead, nobody has to know.]'''</center>

			==Gallery==

			<center><gallery>
			File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.
			File:My Inner Life Hug.jpg\|
			File:My Inner Life Back Washed.jpg\|
			File:My Inner Life Assbag.jpg\|
			File:My Inner Life Me Go With Him.jpg\|He's got candy.
			File:My Inner Life Jenna.jpg\|
			File:MIL Jenna.JPG\|Artist's depiction of [[Mary_Sue\|Jenna]].
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	===Jenna Silverblade===		===Jenna Silverblade===

	[[File:~~MIL~~ Jenna.~~JPG~~\|200px\|thumb\|right~~\|Artist's depiction of [[Mary_Sue\|Jenna]].~~]]		[[File:My Inner Life Jenna.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Jen's [[Mary_Sue\|self-insert]] who gets married to Link after knowing him for two months. She proceeds to have lots of tiger-sex with him that we [[Do_not_want\|have to suffer through]]. Before she met Link, Jenna was a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]] who visited Hyrule once a year to sell her shit. And for some reason, Jenna's sales wagon is able to comfortably contain a bath [[LOL\|with an indoor plumbing system]], a full-length mirror, a wardrobe and sleeping quarters in ''addition'' to all her sellable shit. Because of this, [[Some_argue\|many believe]] Jenna's merchant's wagon is actually [[Doctor_Who\|The Doctor's]] tardis. Also, despite being a [[Lie\|close friend]] of Hyrule's royal family and being thought of as [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|a second daughter]] by the king of Hyrule, Jenna still has to make her own living for some reason. You'd think the royal family would've invited someone they were supposedly so close to into their own house.		Jen's [[Mary_Sue\|self-insert]] who gets married to Link after knowing him for two months. She proceeds to have lots of tiger-sex with him that we [[Do_not_want\|have to suffer through]]. Before she met Link, Jenna was a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]] who visited Hyrule once a year to sell her shit. And for some reason, Jenna's sales wagon is able to comfortably contain a bath [[LOL\|with an indoor plumbing system]], a full-length mirror, a wardrobe and sleeping quarters in ''addition'' to all her sellable shit. Because of this, [[Some_argue\|many believe]] Jenna's merchant's wagon is actually [[Doctor_Who\|The Doctor's]] tardis. Also, despite being a [[Lie\|close friend]] of Hyrule's royal family and being thought of as [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|a second daughter]] by the king of Hyrule, Jenna still has to make her own living for some reason. You'd think the royal family would've invited someone they were supposedly so close to into their own house.

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	===Link Silverblade===		===Link Silverblade===

	[[File:MIL ~~CDI~~ Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|~~[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction~~ of ~~Link.]]~~		[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]
	~~[[File:~~My Inner Life ~~Hug~~.~~jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]~~
	~~[[File:My Inner Life Back Washed.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]~~
	~~[[File:My Inner Life Assbag.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]~~
	~~[[File:My Inner Life Me Go With Him.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]~~
	~~[[File:My Inner Life Jenna.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right~~]]
	Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].		Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].

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	===Sue babies: Link Jr., Elyesia, Roan and Reena===		===Sue babies: Link Jr., Elyesia, Roan and Reena===

			[[File:My Inner Life Linkjr.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Link Jr. is Link and Jenna's first Sue baby. Link named him after himself because he's an arrogant asshole. Jenna becomes pregnant with him shortly after she and Link marry, and under the advisement of Zelda's healer, has lots and lots of sex with Link during her pregnancy [[LOLWUT\|in order to make the fetus stronger]]. Link Jr.'s birth does at least cause Jenna pain, which in addition to being very [[Lulzy\|enjoyable]] to read, is actually halfway realistic. I say halfway because the birth only takes, like, five minutes, and there's no mention of an umbilical cord or placenta. The Sue baby's birth is, of course, made much of by King Zelda and all of Hyrule. Zelda and all the others sages bestow [[Rapes\|gifts]] such as friendship and courage upon the baby at a huge naming ceremony, which everyone in Hyrule is forced to attend.		Link Jr. is Link and Jenna's first Sue baby. Link named him after himself because he's an arrogant asshole. Jenna becomes pregnant with him shortly after she and Link marry, and under the advisement of Zelda's healer, has lots and lots of sex with Link during her pregnancy [[LOLWUT\|in order to make the fetus stronger]]. Link Jr.'s birth does at least cause Jenna pain, which in addition to being very [[Lulzy\|enjoyable]] to read, is actually halfway realistic. I say halfway because the birth only takes, like, five minutes, and there's no mention of an umbilical cord or placenta. The Sue baby's birth is, of course, made much of by King Zelda and all of Hyrule. Zelda and all the others sages bestow [[Rapes\|gifts]] such as friendship and courage upon the baby at a huge naming ceremony, which everyone in Hyrule is forced to attend.

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	===Fairies: Navi, Lilly and Aria===		===Fairies: Navi, Lilly and Aria===

			[[File:My Inner Life Fairies.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Navi (yeah, the most annoying canon character in the Zelda universe is brought back after Link finally managed to get rid of her) and Lilly are given to Link and Jenna respectively (shortly after they get married) by The Great Deku Tree. This is in order to [[Rape\|protect]] them in case Gannondorf returns, but Link and Jenna treat their fairies more like servants and disposable decoys than anything else. The fairies act unbearably annoying and helpful, though admittedly they aren't in the fic that much. The Great Deku Tree gives Aria to Link Jr. shortly after he's born (because every baby needs to know how to Z-target), and as impossible as it is to believe, Aria is even more useless to the plot than Navi and Lilly. In fact, she only has a couple of sentences of dialogue throughout the whole fic.		Navi (yeah, the most annoying canon character in the Zelda universe is brought back after Link finally managed to get rid of her) and Lilly are given to Link and Jenna respectively (shortly after they get married) by The Great Deku Tree. This is in order to [[Rape\|protect]] them in case Gannondorf returns, but Link and Jenna treat their fairies more like servants and disposable decoys than anything else. The fairies act unbearably annoying and helpful, though admittedly they aren't in the fic that much. The Great Deku Tree gives Aria to Link Jr. shortly after he's born (because every baby needs to know how to Z-target), and as impossible as it is to believe, Aria is even more useless to the plot than Navi and Lilly. In fact, she only has a couple of sentences of dialogue throughout the whole fic.

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	===Princess Zelda===		===Princess Zelda===

			[[File:My Inner Life Princess Zelda.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom. Princess Zelda is a [[Lie\|good, dear friend]] of Jenna's (despite not even inviting Jenna to live with her in Hyrule Caslte or giving her any money so she can quit being a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]]). Even though she and Link show obvious [[Rape\|romantic]] interest for each other in canon, she is nothing more than a [[Friend_zone\|platonic friend]] to Link in this fic. Together with her father, she constantly goes out of her way to make Jenna happy, even giving her a cherished bracelet that belonged to her deceased mother and entrusting her with the Ocarina of Time. She is somewhat important to the 'plot,' but mostly only as someone Link and Jenna can talk with about what little action this fic has or to praise Jenna's Sue powers. Or to act as Link and Jenna's personal babysitter that they can turn to when they want to get their son out of the house so they can fuck. Before that, she bestows the gift of knowledge upon the baby at a huge naming ceremony, despite her known trait being wisdom ([[Fail\|Impa bestows that one instead]]). She also helps Jenna control her Suey element powers. Although, since this only took, like, five minutes for Jenna to learn, that wasn't such a big deal.		Wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom. Princess Zelda is a [[Lie\|good, dear friend]] of Jenna's (despite not even inviting Jenna to live with her in Hyrule Caslte or giving her any money so she can quit being a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]]). Even though she and Link show obvious [[Rape\|romantic]] interest for each other in canon, she is nothing more than a [[Friend_zone\|platonic friend]] to Link in this fic. Together with her father, she constantly goes out of her way to make Jenna happy, even giving her a cherished bracelet that belonged to her deceased mother and entrusting her with the Ocarina of Time. She is somewhat important to the 'plot,' but mostly only as someone Link and Jenna can talk with about what little action this fic has or to praise Jenna's Sue powers. Or to act as Link and Jenna's personal babysitter that they can turn to when they want to get their son out of the house so they can fuck. Before that, she bestows the gift of knowledge upon the baby at a huge naming ceremony, despite her known trait being wisdom ([[Fail\|Impa bestows that one instead]]). She also helps Jenna control her Suey element powers. Although, since this only took, like, five minutes for Jenna to learn, that wasn't such a big deal.

	===King Zelda===		===King Zelda===

			[[File:My Inner Life Kingzelda.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Zelda's father, King <s>Hyrule</s> Zelda. He thinks of Jenna as a daughter (again, [[Bullshit\|despite not inviting her to live with him and Zelda or giving her any money to support herself]]) and is always [[Raping\|pampering]] the shit out of her. He spends a shit-load of money on an elaborate, [[Fail\|21st-century-styled wedding]] for Link and Jenna, gives them a summer cabin to fuck in for their honeymoon, promises he'll have Link brought back home ''during a war'' if Jenna gives birth to their son before he returns, and insists that all of Hyrule turns out for the naming ceremony of Link Jr. For some reason, the king also thinks of Link and Jenna as secondary heirs to the throne, even though he's not related to them at all. When he's awarding Link with a medal for his services in his army, King Zelda allows Jenna to [[Mary_Sue\|stand beside him and be cheered for by all of Hyrule]], even though she didn't participate in the war. King Zelda also speaks in 'old English,' and by old English I mean he misuses ''ye'', ''thou'' and words like ''hath''.		Zelda's father, King <s>Hyrule</s> Zelda. He thinks of Jenna as a daughter (again, [[Bullshit\|despite not inviting her to live with him and Zelda or giving her any money to support herself]]) and is always [[Raping\|pampering]] the shit out of her. He spends a shit-load of money on an elaborate, [[Fail\|21st-century-styled wedding]] for Link and Jenna, gives them a summer cabin to fuck in for their honeymoon, promises he'll have Link brought back home ''during a war'' if Jenna gives birth to their son before he returns, and insists that all of Hyrule turns out for the naming ceremony of Link Jr. For some reason, the king also thinks of Link and Jenna as secondary heirs to the throne, even though he's not related to them at all. When he's awarding Link with a medal for his services in his army, King Zelda allows Jenna to [[Mary_Sue\|stand beside him and be cheered for by all of Hyrule]], even though she didn't participate in the war. King Zelda also speaks in 'old English,' and by old English I mean he misuses ''ye'', ''thou'' and words like ''hath''.

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	===Saria===		===Saria===

			[[File:My Inner Life Saria.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	The Sage of the Forest. Saria, despite arguably being Link's most obvious love interest in Ocarina of Time, is, like Zelda and Ruto, nothing more than a [[Friend_zone\|good friend]] of Link's in this fic. She also gets along very well with Jenna, going out of her way to seat Link and Jenna together at the night of the [[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|Spring Festival]] so they can get to know each other better (not that Jenna needed to know much about Link before she decided to spend the rest of her life with him). She, along with all the other sages, is forced by the king to attend Link and Jenna's wedding. Later, when Link and Jenna get fairies from the Great Deku Tree and Mido states that [[Truth\|they have no reason to have them]], Saria practically goes into a murderous rage over Mido's daring to question a Sue. She even calls Link and Jenna special, and she probably doesn't mean it in [[Retard\|the same way we do]].		The Sage of the Forest. Saria, despite arguably being Link's most obvious love interest in Ocarina of Time, is, like Zelda and Ruto, nothing more than a [[Friend_zone\|good friend]] of Link's in this fic. She also gets along very well with Jenna, going out of her way to seat Link and Jenna together at the night of the [[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|Spring Festival]] so they can get to know each other better (not that Jenna needed to know much about Link before she decided to spend the rest of her life with him). She, along with all the other sages, is forced by the king to attend Link and Jenna's wedding. Later, when Link and Jenna get fairies from the Great Deku Tree and Mido states that [[Truth\|they have no reason to have them]], Saria practically goes into a murderous rage over Mido's daring to question a Sue. She even calls Link and Jenna special, and she probably doesn't mean it in [[Retard\|the same way we do]].

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	===Princess Ruto===		===Princess Ruto===

	~~[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]~~
	The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.		The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.

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	===Dalamar===		===Dalamar===

			[[File:My Inner Life Dalamar.png\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Yes, this fic has griffins. Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... They live in the [[Lie\|Black Mountains]] just north of [[No\|Dragonmount]], and they do not trust humans (though little evidence of this is actually shown in the fic). Dalamar, a member of the Griffin Council (which sounds incredibly stupid), is first seen when Link and Jenna are on a picnic with [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|their fairies and son]] at Lake Hylia. Link hears him from across the lake and sends Navi and the other fairies to investigate ([[Truth\|because they're disposable]]).		Yes, this fic has griffins. Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... They live in the [[Lie\|Black Mountains]] just north of [[No\|Dragonmount]], and they do not trust humans (though little evidence of this is actually shown in the fic). Dalamar, a member of the Griffin Council (which sounds incredibly stupid), is first seen when Link and Jenna are on a picnic with [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|their fairies and son]] at Lake Hylia. Link hears him from across the lake and sends Navi and the other fairies to investigate ([[Truth\|because they're disposable]]).

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	~~[[File:MIL Wedding.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|An accurate reenactment of the wedding between Link (right) and Jenna (left).]]~~		<center>{{Frame\|{{Morphquote\|mq4\|background-color:pink;width:100%;height:30em;\|font-weight:bold;

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	\|IF ALL US HERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ADULTS, WELL THEN, LETS CONDUCTIVE OURSELVES LIKE ADULTS AND NOT LIKE LITTLE KIDS!\|Jen, abusing the caps-lock key, failing at grammar, and apparently forgetting that [[LOL\|The Legend of Zelda series was made for little kids]]		\|IF ALL US HERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ADULTS, WELL THEN, LETS CONDUCTIVE OURSELVES LIKE ADULTS AND NOT LIKE LITTLE KIDS!\|Jen, abusing the caps-lock key, failing at grammar, and apparently forgetting that [[LOL\|The Legend of Zelda series was made for little kids]]
	\|You cannot just act childish when you come across something that you DO NOT approve of.\|Jen, on hypocrisy		\|You cannot just act childish when you come across something that you DO NOT approve of.\|Jen, on hypocrisy
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	\|"I will have Tara show you to your room." The Griffin added, a slight grin upon her beaked face. After a minute, the cream colored Griffin we saw earlier emerged from the kitchen, a soft smile upon her beaked face. "Come, I will show you to your room." She said as she turned and started heading up the stairs.\|[[My Immortal\|Tara's]] unintentional cameo in this terrible fanfic		\|"I will have Tara show you to your room." The Griffin added, a slight grin upon her beaked face. After a minute, the cream colored Griffin we saw earlier emerged from the kitchen, a soft smile upon her beaked face. "Come, I will show you to your room." She said as she turned and started heading up the stairs.\|[[My Immortal\|Tara's]] unintentional cameo in this terrible fanfic
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	==My Inner Life: The Drinking Game==		==My Inner Life: The Drinking Game==

			[[File:MIL Wedding.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|An accurate reenactment of the wedding between Link (right) and Jenna (left).]]
	If you're planning on [[An_hero\|killing yourself]] for some [[Butthurt\|reason]] (maybe your parents took away your xBox 360 or something), a particularly [[Lulzy\|lulzy]] way of doing it would be finding a few bottles of 75%-level (or [[Moar\|higher]]) alcohol and seeing how far you can get with the My Inner Life drinking game. You're probably not going to get past chapter 3, but it doesn't hurt to [[Fail\|try]], right?		If you're planning on [[An_hero\|killing yourself]] for some [[Butthurt\|reason]] (maybe your parents took away your xBox 360 or something), a particularly [[Lulzy\|lulzy]] way of doing it would be finding a few bottles of 75%-level (or [[Moar\|higher]]) alcohol and seeing how far you can get with the My Inner Life drinking game. You're probably not going to get past chapter 3, but it doesn't hurt to [[Fail\|try]], right?

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	* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9657945AD58D5150 A dramatic reading of the torture.]		* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9657945AD58D5150 A dramatic reading of the torture.]

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	[[File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.]]		[[File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.]]
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	Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].		Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].

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	===Mido===		===Mido===
	The apparent leader of the Kokiri. He's somewhat [[FanFiction\|OoC]] in that he's very responsible and concerned for the wellbeing of his people, whereas in the game he appeared to be very childish and stubborn ([[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|though arguably he could've grown up in the <s>seven year-period while Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm</s> time-skip that happened when Link pulled the Master Sword]]). Jenna describes him as having a sense of humor, even though this was never shown in-game - or in the fic, for that matter. He's a bit of a Scary Sue later when he (rightly) points out that, since Link and Jenna aren't Kokiri, they shouldn't have fairies. Saria practically bites his dick off for daring to speak badly about Jen's self-insert though. Later, Mido apparently masters the art of duplicating items by use of a GameShark, since he's able to provide every Kokiri with a Kokiri Sword, [[Fail\|despite there only being one in the game]]. Mido also has the somewhat memorable line of, "Grumble, grumble," and while this worked in-game since there wasn't really any other way to portray such sounds there, a fic does have... you know, narration. [[Fail\|You should probably use it, Jen.]]		The apparent leader of the Kokiri. He's somewhat [[FanFiction\|OoC]] in that he's very responsible and concerned for the wellbeing of his people, whereas in the game he appeared to be very childish and stubborn ([[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|though arguably he could've grown up in the <s>seven year-period while Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm</s> time-skip that happened when Link pulled the Master Sword]]). Jenna describes him as having a sense of humor, even though this was never shown in-game - or in the fic, for that matter. He's a bit of a Scary Sue later when he (rightly) points out that, since Link and Jenna aren't Kokiri, they shouldn't have fairies. Saria practically bites his dick off for daring to speak badly about Jen's self-insert though. Later, Mido apparently masters the art of duplicating items by use of a GameShark, since he's able to provide every Kokiri with a Kokiri Sword, [[Fail\|despite there only being one in the game]]. Mido also has the somewhat memorable line of, "Grumble, grumble," and while this worked in-game since there wasn't really any other way to portray such sounds there, a fic does have... you know, narration. [[Fail\|You should probably use it, Jen.]]

			===Princess Ruto===

	[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]		[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]

	~~===Princess Ruto===~~
	The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.		The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.

imported>Schnookums: sweeping and mopping

2013-05-24T21:02:31Z

sweeping and mopping

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	~~{{pixpls}}~~

	[[File:MIL Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[Fags\|Zelda fans]], prepare to have your childhoods raped.]]		[[File:MIL Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[Fags\|Zelda fans]], prepare to have your childhoods raped.]]

	'''My Inner Life''' is the result of a perverted, sexually frustrated and [[Sick_fuck\|insane]] individual named Jen, under the screen name of Link's [[Bitch\|Queen]], playing the renowned and overrated [[The_Legend_of_Zelda\|Legend of Zelda]] game ''Ocarina of Time''. After this she began to have lucid <s>wet</s> dreams about herself and Link in Hyrule, presumably because her real life was so crappy. For some reason, Jen decided it would be a good idea to write down her wet dreams for the innocent morons of [[FanFiction.net\|FanFiction.net]] to suffer through. Not surprisingly, her [[Shit\|work]] was not well received. One does have to wonder why Jen thought of Link as 'the perfect man' (which she admitted to in her Author's Notes) when the guy is a silent protagonist with virtually no personality whatsoever. She thinks he's hot because, you know... How could anyone ''not'' find a bunch of N64-graphic polygons hot?		'''My Inner Life''' is the result of a perverted, sexually frustrated and [[Sick_fuck\|insane]] individual named Jen, under the screen name of Link's [[Bitch\|Queen]], playing the renowned and overrated [[The_Legend_of_Zelda\|Legend of Zelda]] game ''Ocarina of Time''. After this she began to have lucid <s>wet</s> dreams about herself and Link in Hyrule, presumably because her real life was so crappy. For some reason, Jen decided it would be a good idea to write down her wet dreams for the innocent morons of [[FanFiction.net\|FanFiction.net]] to suffer through. Not surprisingly, her [[Shit\|work]] was not well received. One does have to wonder why Jen thought of Link as 'the perfect man' (which she admitted to in her Author's Notes) when the guy is a silent protagonist with virtually no personality whatsoever. She thinks he's hot because, you know... How could anyone ''not'' find a bunch of N64-graphic polygons hot?

	~~[[File:MIL N64 Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|center\|<center>That's some hawt shit!</center>]]~~

	Like [[My_Immortal\|Tara]], Jen flew off the handle when her reviewers told her [[Truth\|her writing sucks]], countering with [[Butthurt\|caps-lock-abuse-filled ranting and screaming]] for several pages in her Author's Notes. She was also a huge hypocrite; she criticized her readers for being immature because they told her [[Truth\|she is bat-shit insane]], then told them it was childish (as in, [[Fail\|The Legend of Zelda series' target audience]]) to scream and whine when one came across something one didn't like... even though she was doing exactly the same thing by screaming and whining about getting unfavorable reviews.		Like [[My_Immortal\|Tara]], Jen flew off the handle when her reviewers told her [[Truth\|her writing sucks]], countering with [[Butthurt\|caps-lock-abuse-filled ranting and screaming]] for several pages in her Author's Notes. She was also a huge hypocrite; she criticized her readers for being immature because they told her [[Truth\|she is bat-shit insane]], then told them it was childish (as in, [[Fail\|The Legend of Zelda series' target audience]]) to scream and whine when one came across something one didn't like... even though she was doing exactly the same thing by screaming and whining about getting unfavorable reviews.
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	=='Plot'==		=='Plot'==

	[[File:MIL ~~Jenna.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of [[Mary_Sue\|Jenna]].]]~~		[[File:MIL N64 Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|That's some hawt shit!]]

	~~[[File:MIL CDI~~ Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|~~[[CDI\|Artist]]~~'s ~~depiction of Link.~~]]

	The fic's 'plot' follows the first-person-narrated (no surprise there) adventures of Jen's self-insert Sue, Jenna. Jenna's parents, both powerful element-wielders, died when she was fourteen. Since then, she's been raising herself in a medieval-like world, making her living as a traveling merchant. Sounds believable, [[No\|right]]?		The fic's 'plot' follows the first-person-narrated (no surprise there) adventures of Jen's self-insert Sue, Jenna. Jenna's parents, both powerful element-wielders, died when she was fourteen. Since then, she's been raising herself in a medieval-like world, making her living as a traveling merchant. Sounds believable, [[No\|right]]?

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	==Writing==		==Writing==

			[[File:MIL Cast.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|If you're wondering why there's a tiger there, I envy you.]]
	Jen is a horrible writer. For one thing, she seems unable to grasp the fact that, unlike in scripts, one should not put vocalizations such as 'sigh' and 'grumble, grumble' in the freaking ''dialogue''. In addition, her writing is often very redundant, with such gems as, "It was a warm spring night and night had just arrived," and, "The morning sickness hit when I got up in the morning." She also doesn't understand the use of the vocative case (or basic comma-use in general), and she constantly mixes up homophones and similar-sounding words. Some good examples of this are 'threw' with 'through,' 'your' with 'you're,' 'manor' with 'manner,' 'fowl' with 'foul,' 'bread' with 'breed,' and most lulzy of all, 'minuet' with 'minute.' She also spells 'so' as 'soo' and has no idea how to use quotation marks, opening and closing them when there's no need to and encasing them around stuff for no fucking reason.		Jen is a horrible writer. For one thing, she seems unable to grasp the fact that, unlike in scripts, one should not put vocalizations such as 'sigh' and 'grumble, grumble' in the freaking ''dialogue''. In addition, her writing is often very redundant, with such gems as, "It was a warm spring night and night had just arrived," and, "The morning sickness hit when I got up in the morning." She also doesn't understand the use of the vocative case (or basic comma-use in general), and she constantly mixes up homophones and similar-sounding words. Some good examples of this are 'threw' with 'through,' 'your' with 'you're,' 'manor' with 'manner,' 'fowl' with 'foul,' 'bread' with 'breed,' and most lulzy of all, 'minuet' with 'minute.' She also spells 'so' as 'soo' and has no idea how to use quotation marks, opening and closing them when there's no need to and encasing them around stuff for no fucking reason.

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	==Sex Scenes==		==Sex Scenes==

			[[File:MIL Tigers.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Standard sex-scene from My Inner Life.]]
	If you thought My Immortal had bad sex scenes, you haven't seen anything yet. As bad as My Immortal was, its smut was at least written by a dyslexic illiterate, so it was hard to take it too seriously. Jen, on the other hand, despite not having a grasp on basic grammar and punctuation (and being insane), is still coherent enough to scar her readers immensely when she writes smut. In fact, her sex scenes are the most well-written parts of the entire fic (which isn't saying much, [[Truth\|since they also suck]]), [[Obvious\|almost as if the author didn't care about her plot, setting or characters and just wanted to write wank-fests for herself]] before [[Do_not_want\|deciding to inflict it on everyone else]].		If you thought My Immortal had bad sex scenes, you haven't seen anything yet. As bad as My Immortal was, its smut was at least written by a dyslexic illiterate, so it was hard to take it too seriously. Jen, on the other hand, despite not having a grasp on basic grammar and punctuation (and being insane), is still coherent enough to scar her readers immensely when she writes smut. In fact, her sex scenes are the most well-written parts of the entire fic (which isn't saying much, [[Truth\|since they also suck]]), [[Obvious\|almost as if the author didn't care about her plot, setting or characters and just wanted to write wank-fests for herself]] before [[Do_not_want\|deciding to inflict it on everyone else]].

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	==Characters==		==Characters==

	~~[[File:MIL Cast.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|If you're wondering why there's a tiger there, I envy you.]]~~

	~~[[File:MIL Tigers.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Standard sex-scene from My Inner Life.]]~~

	Jen mangles every canon character that appears in her fic (if they're given enough screen time), and the few original characters she brings in have next to no personality at all (much like the author, [[Amirite\|amirite?]]).		Jen mangles every canon character that appears in her fic (if they're given enough screen time), and the few original characters she brings in have next to no personality at all (much like the author, [[Amirite\|amirite?]]).

	===Jenna Silverblade===		===Jenna Silverblade===

			[[File:MIL Jenna.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Artist's depiction of [[Mary_Sue\|Jenna]].]]
	Jen's [[Mary_Sue\|self-insert]] who gets married to Link after knowing him for two months. She proceeds to have lots of tiger-sex with him that we [[Do_not_want\|have to suffer through]]. Before she met Link, Jenna was a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]] who visited Hyrule once a year to sell her shit. And for some reason, Jenna's sales wagon is able to comfortably contain a bath [[LOL\|with an indoor plumbing system]], a full-length mirror, a wardrobe and sleeping quarters in ''addition'' to all her sellable shit. Because of this, [[Some_argue\|many believe]] Jenna's merchant's wagon is actually [[Doctor_Who\|The Doctor's]] tardis. Also, despite being a [[Lie\|close friend]] of Hyrule's royal family and being thought of as [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|a second daughter]] by the king of Hyrule, Jenna still has to make her own living for some reason. You'd think the royal family would've invited someone they were supposedly so close to into their own house.		Jen's [[Mary_Sue\|self-insert]] who gets married to Link after knowing him for two months. She proceeds to have lots of tiger-sex with him that we [[Do_not_want\|have to suffer through]]. Before she met Link, Jenna was a traveling [[Whore\|merchant]] who visited Hyrule once a year to sell her shit. And for some reason, Jenna's sales wagon is able to comfortably contain a bath [[LOL\|with an indoor plumbing system]], a full-length mirror, a wardrobe and sleeping quarters in ''addition'' to all her sellable shit. Because of this, [[Some_argue\|many believe]] Jenna's merchant's wagon is actually [[Doctor_Who\|The Doctor's]] tardis. Also, despite being a [[Lie\|close friend]] of Hyrule's royal family and being thought of as [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|a second daughter]] by the king of Hyrule, Jenna still has to make her own living for some reason. You'd think the royal family would've invited someone they were supposedly so close to into their own house.

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	===Link Silverblade===		===Link Silverblade===

			[[File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.]]
	Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].		Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].

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	[[File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.]]		[[File:MIL CDI Link.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[CDI\|Artist]]'s depiction of Link.]]
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			[[File:My Inner Life Jenna.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].		Wielder of the Triforce of Courage. Link falls in love with Jenna right after meeting her because she's [[Mary_Sue\|beautiful]], and after the two have [[Slut\|premarital]] sex, he marries her and impregnates her several times. Then he builds a house in the Lost Woods for some reason, possibly because he wants to turn into a monster so he won't have to deal with Jenna anymore. Then he and Jenna drink each other's piss and become [[Bondage\|bonded]].

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	===Mido===		===Mido===
	The apparent leader of the Kokiri. He's somewhat [[FanFiction\|OoC]] in that he's very responsible and concerned for the wellbeing of his people, whereas in the game he appeared to be very childish and stubborn ([[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|though arguably he could've grown up in the <s>seven year-period while Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm</s> time-skip that happened when Link pulled the Master Sword]]). Jenna describes him as having a sense of humor, even though this was never shown in-game - or in the fic, for that matter. He's a bit of a Scary Sue later when he (rightly) points out that, since Link and Jenna aren't Kokiri, they shouldn't have fairies. Saria practically bites his dick off for daring to speak badly about Jen's self-insert though. Later, Mido apparently masters the art of duplicating items by use of a GameShark, since he's able to provide every Kokiri with a Kokiri Sword, [[Fail\|despite there only being one in the game]]. Mido also has the somewhat memorable line of, "Grumble, grumble," and while this worked in-game since there wasn't really any other way to portray such sounds there, a fic does have... you know, narration. [[Fail\|You should probably use it, Jen.]]		The apparent leader of the Kokiri. He's somewhat [[FanFiction\|OoC]] in that he's very responsible and concerned for the wellbeing of his people, whereas in the game he appeared to be very childish and stubborn ([[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|though arguably he could've grown up in the <s>seven year-period while Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm</s> time-skip that happened when Link pulled the Master Sword]]). Jenna describes him as having a sense of humor, even though this was never shown in-game - or in the fic, for that matter. He's a bit of a Scary Sue later when he (rightly) points out that, since Link and Jenna aren't Kokiri, they shouldn't have fairies. Saria practically bites his dick off for daring to speak badly about Jen's self-insert though. Later, Mido apparently masters the art of duplicating items by use of a GameShark, since he's able to provide every Kokiri with a Kokiri Sword, [[Fail\|despite there only being one in the game]]. Mido also has the somewhat memorable line of, "Grumble, grumble," and while this worked in-game since there wasn't really any other way to portray such sounds there, a fic does have... you know, narration. [[Fail\|You should probably use it, Jen.]]

			===Princess Ruto===

	[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]		[[File:MIL Link Reaction.JPG\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Typical reaction of someone reading My Inner Life.]]

	~~===Princess Ruto===~~
	The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.		The Sage of Water. The only female character who still actually has feelings for Link in this fic, though that doesn't stop her from going out of her way to kiss Jenna's ass and make sure she's happy. Like all the other sages, she's forced by King Zelda to attend Link and Jenna's wedding ([[Fact\|proving that King Zelda is an insensitive ass]]), but she makes a point to leave the wedding early. Mind you, this isn't because she's heartbroken from seeing her [[Rape\|love]] interest marry someone else, it's to make a romantic meal for the married couple to enjoy on their honeymoon (which they don't even bother to finish before they start fucking, the ungrateful dicks). She leaves Jenna a note (which she signs, [[LOL\|"Ruto the Water Sage"]]) that praises Jenna for making Link happier than a canon, non-Mary Sue character could ever hope to. She urges them to bring their first baby to her when they have it so she can <s>rape</s> <s>murder</s> <s>eat</s> bless it. Ruto's out-of-character kindness moves Jenna so much, she actually spares a short paragraph being teary-eyed with gratitude which, for this fic, is fucking generous.