Muslim Dating Sites - Revision history

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	On the one side, we have the [[liberal]] (relative term) sites. This would include the top picture, where not only do you have two Muslims happy with each other, you have them touching skin to skin without knowing if they're married. Naturally, users of this site have a [[Hell\|destination picked out for them]].		On the one side, we have the [[liberal]] (relative term) sites. This would include the top picture, where not only do you have two Muslims happy with each other, you have them touching skin to skin without knowing if they're married. Naturally, users of this site have a [[Hell\|destination picked out for them]].

	Much funnier to [[America\|us]] is the fundamental Muslim sites.		Much funnier to [[America\|us]] are the fundamental Muslim sites.

	==Traditional==		==Traditional==

	[[File:Muslimwomandate.jpg\|thumb\|HOT]]		[[File:Muslimwomandate.jpg\|thumb\|[[Hawt\|HOT]]]]

	{{quote\|Welcome to the Muslim Marriage Site. This service is intended for Muslim men and single women to make acquaintance for the sole purpose of marriage and not for dating or friendship.		{{quote\|Welcome to the Muslim Marriage Site. This service is intended for Muslim men and [[Virgin\|single]] women to make acquaintance for the sole purpose of marriage and not for dating or friendship.
	Islam does not allow any intimate relationship between the genders outside of marriage.\|~~Keep~~ walking, whore.}}		Islam does not allow any intimate relationship between the genders outside of marriage.\|Avert your eyes and keep walking, whore.}}

	That's right, dating isn't allowed. This is your opportunity to see your wife before you get married (and we're toeing the line here).		That's right, dating isn't allowed. This is your opportunity to see your wife before you get married (and we're toeing the line here). Also, intimate relationships of the [[Gay\|'''same''' gender]] [[Sounds legit\|is ok]].

	==Date ~~suggestions~~==		==Date Suggestions==

	* ~~Rebel~~ against the [[America\|great Satan]].		* Wage jihad against the [[America\|great Satan]].
	* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.		* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.
			* Participate in a public stoning.
	* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]		* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]

	==Things to ~~keep~~ in ~~mind~~==		==Things to Keep in Mind==

	* Have to be eighteen to make a profile, which means all the women on these sites are divorcees.		* Have to be at least eighteen to make a profile, which means all the women on these sites are widows or divorcees.
	* If you marry a widow, that fulfills your charity obligation as well as ~~getting a wife~~.		* If you marry a widow, that fulfills your [[Welfare\|charity]] obligation as well as your matrimonial one.
	* You MUST ~~have~~ three goats and a Volkswagen, or the equivalent, before agreeing to the marriage. If you do not have a proper dowry, your wife will not be reserved ~~for you~~.		* You MUST provide proof of ownership of three goats and a Volkswagen (or the [[Hookers and blow\|equivalent]]) before agreeing to the marriage. If you do not have a proper dowry, your wife will not be reserved.
	* ~~Try to get~~ a good deal. If you need to, wait until Black Friday for the Two-for-One mega sale.		* Hold out for a good deal. If you need to, wait until Black Friday for the Two-for-One Eid mega sale.
	* Go for the [[Female_circumcision\|uncut]] model. The cut model often comes with [[HIV\|some ~~unpleasant~~ side effects]] due to the [[Africa\|place of manufacture]].		* Go for the [[Female_circumcision\|uncut]] model. The cut model often comes with [[HIV\|some dubious side effects]] due to the [[Africa\|place of manufacture]].

	[[File:Muslimmortalkombat.jpg\|center\|thumb\|400px\|Very funny, guys.]]		[[File:Muslimmortalkombat.jpg\|center\|thumb\|400px\|Very funny, guys.]]
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	* [[Islam]]		* [[Islam]]
	* [[Online dating]]		* [[Online dating]]
			* [[eHarmony]] - Christfag version

	==External links==		==External links==

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	* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.		* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.
	* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]		* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]
	* MAKE SURE YOU RAPE HER PATHETIC HOLE LEAVING HER STICKY AND WET FOR THE NEXT ISLAMICUNT

	==Things to keep in mind==		==Things to keep in mind==

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	* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.		* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.
	* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]		* [[9/11\|Plane ride]]
			* MAKE SURE YOU RAPE HER PATHETIC HOLE LEAVING HER STICKY AND WET FOR THE NEXT ISLAMICUNT

	==Things to keep in mind==		==Things to keep in mind==

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	{{quote\|1=You never know who you are going to marry with an arranged marriage but new advances in the Internet, you now can learn more about who you would like to marry before you ever meet them.\|2=Single and Muslim\|3=[http://muslimandsingle.com/]}}		{{quote\|1=You never know who you are going to marry with an arranged marriage but new advances in the Internet, you now can learn more about who you would like to marry before you ever meet them.\|2=Single and Muslim\|3=[http://muslimandsingle.com/]}}

	[[File:Blondemuslim.jpg\|center]]		<!--[[File:Blondemuslim.jpg\|center]]-->

	==Liberal==		==Liberal==
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	==Date suggestions==		==Date suggestions==



	* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].		* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].
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	==Things to keep in mind==		==Things to keep in mind==

	* Have to be eighteen to make a profile, which means all the women on these sites are divorcees.		* Have to be eighteen to make a profile, which means all the women on these sites are divorcees.
	* If you marry a widow, that fulfills your charity obligation as well as getting a wife.		* If you marry a widow, that fulfills your charity obligation as well as getting a wife.
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	==Pre-Marital Sex:A Photo Love Story==		==Pre-Marital Sex:A Photo Love Story==

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	Image:Furkaburka3.jpg\|1st base		Image:Furkaburka3.jpg\|1st base
	Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base		Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base
	Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base		Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base

	</gallery>		</gallery>
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	==See also==		==See also==
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	* [http://www.muslimmarriagesite.com/ Muslim Marriage Site]		* [http://www.muslimmarriagesite.com/ Muslim Marriage Site]
	* [http://ace.mu.nu/archives/165736.php Ace of Spades HQ]		* [http://ace.mu.nu/archives/165736.php Ace of Spades HQ]


	{{sex}}		{{sex}}
	{{Islam}}		{{Islam}}
			{{Sites}}

	~~{{Sites}}~~
	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

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	<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link =Trap\|The Muslim dating ad you see on YouTube]]</center>		<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link =Trap\|The Muslim dating ad you see on YouTube]]</center>
	~~[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]~~
	~~[[File:Muslim and single fixed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fixed]].]]~~
	~~[[Image:Muslim Dating Tits.jpg\|thumb\|Later that night...]]~~
	~~[[File:Male seeking male.jpg\|thumb\|Do it. I dare you.]]~~
	[[File:Muslimonline.jpg\|thumb\|I tried, those Sandniggers won't let me.]]		[[File:Muslimonline.jpg\|thumb\|I tried, those Sandniggers won't let me.]]
	[[File:Muhammad.jpeg\|thumb\|Probably shouldn't make this your avatar.]]		[[File:Muhammad.jpeg\|thumb\|Probably shouldn't make this your avatar.]]
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	==Date suggestions==		==Date suggestions==

	~~[[File:Coupledrinkingwine.jpg\|thumb\|This won't be the result of your date.]]~~

	* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].		* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].
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	Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base		Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base
	Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base		Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base
	~~File:Photostoned.jpg\|4th base~~
	</gallery>		</gallery>

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	<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link=~~none~~\|The Muslim dating ad on ~~youtube~~]]</center>		<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link =Trap\|The Muslim dating ad you see on YouTube]]</center>
	[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]		[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]
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	<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link =Trap\|The Muslim dating ad you see on YouTube]]</center>		<center>[[File:Muslim Dating sight.png\|400px\|link =Trap\|The Muslim dating ad you see on YouTube]]</center>
	~~[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]~~
	~~[[File:Muslim and single fixed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fixed]].]]~~
	~~[[Image:Muslim Dating Tits.jpg\|thumb\|Later that night...]]~~
	~~[[File:Male seeking male.jpg\|thumb\|Do it. I dare you.]]~~
	[[File:Muslimonline.jpg\|thumb\|I tried, those Sandniggers won't let me.]]		[[File:Muslimonline.jpg\|thumb\|I tried, those Sandniggers won't let me.]]
	[[File:Muhammad.jpeg\|thumb\|Probably shouldn't make this your avatar.]]		[[File:Muhammad.jpeg\|thumb\|Probably shouldn't make this your avatar.]]
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	==Date suggestions==		==Date suggestions==

	~~[[File:Coupledrinkingwine.jpg\|thumb\|This won't be the result of your date.]]~~

	* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].		* Rebel against the [[America\|great Satan]].
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	Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base		Image:BurkaFurka.jpg\|2nd base
	Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base		Image:Burkasex.jpg\|3rd base
	~~File:Photostoned.jpg\|4th base~~
	</gallery>		</gallery>

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	[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]		[[File:muslim and single.jpg\|thumb\|This isn't right.]]
	[[File:Muslim and single fixed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fixed]].]]		[[File:Muslim and single fixed.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fixed]].]]