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	It's a shame none of these worked out, [[amirite]]? People might actually watch the Muppets then.		It's a shame none of these worked out, [[amirite]]? People might actually watch the Muppets then.
	<center>{{frame\|{{fv\|Muppets\|background-color:#B8B8B8;\|font-weight:bold;\|<youtube>mSvJwUFI_es</youtube><br>'''Pulp Muppets'''\|<youtube>2LDd-9t1BEQ</youtube><br>'''The Muppets' Matrix~~'''\|<youtube>HKGiOY72ru4</youtube><br>'''Muppets Do Death Metal"~~'''\|<youtube>e3N8ZW6fCa4</youtube><br>'''The Yip-Yips try Gangsta-Rap'''\|<youtube>5TDhbJMLvQc</youtube><br>'''Ernie and Bert try gangsta rap'''\|<youtube>3KANI2dpXLw</youtube>\|<youtube>tgbNymZ7vqY</youtube><br>'''Bohemian Rhapsody'''}}\|border=#B8B8B8\|background=#B8B8B8}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|{{fv\|Muppets\|background-color:#B8B8B8;\|font-weight:bold;\|<youtube>mSvJwUFI_es</youtube><br>'''Pulp Muppets'''\|<youtube>2LDd-9t1BEQ</youtube><br>'''The Muppets' Matrix'''\|<youtube>e3N8ZW6fCa4</youtube><br>'''The Yip-Yips try Gangsta-Rap'''\|<youtube>5TDhbJMLvQc</youtube><br>'''Ernie and Bert try gangsta rap'''\|<youtube>3KANI2dpXLw</youtube>\|<youtube>tgbNymZ7vqY</youtube><br>'''Bohemian Rhapsody'''}}\|border=#B8B8B8\|background=#B8B8B8}}</center>

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imported>Deadpriest: Lady Gaga is a douche bag!!

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Lady Gaga is a douche bag!!

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Lady Gaga is a douche bag!!

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Lady Gaga is a douche bag!!

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	*[[Wilkins Coffee]]		*[[Wilkins Coffee]]
	*[[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]]		*[[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]]
			*[[Pube Muppet]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	*'''[[I has a shuvel\|Kermit]]''': What do you get when you take a frog with [[holocaust]]-like limbs and a New Guinea-like belly and give him a mouth like a [[nigra]]? Kermit is the quintessential no-personality. He's pretty much a wall other characters bounce off of. Kind of like Winnie the Pooh only more flat and not as [[retarded]].		*'''[[I has a shuvel\|Kermit]]''': What do you get when you take a frog with [[holocaust]]-like limbs and a New Guinea-like belly and give him a mouth like a [[nigra]]? Kermit is the quintessential no-personality. He's pretty much a wall other characters bounce off of. Kind of like Winnie the Pooh only more flat and not as [[retarded]].
	*'''[[Swine Flu\|Miss Piggy]]''': Basically wants Kermit badly. She's literally a [[fat]] [[pig]], but gets very [[PMS\|pissy]] when someone calls her fat. Also is loved by beauty-pageant watching 40 year old men everywhere.		*'''[[Swine Flu\|Miss Piggy]]''': Basically wants Kermit badly. She's literally a [[fat]] [[pig]], but gets very [[PMS\|pissy]] when someone calls her fat. Also is loved by beauty-pageant watching 40 year old men everywhere.
	*'''[[Blu Aardvark\|Gonzo]]''': Has a [[Penis-Nosed Fox\|penis-shaped nose]]. He's also the hero of most [[fetish]] enthusiasts, as [[~~furfaggagotry~~\|he is currently dating a]] [[chicken]]. No, not a talking puppet chicken like the rest of them, a bonafide buck-bagock chicken. [[Bestiality]], [[amirite]]?		*'''[[Blu Aardvark\|Gonzo]]''': Has a [[Penis-Nosed Fox\|penis-shaped nose]]. He's also the hero of most [[fetish]] enthusiasts, as [[furfaggotry\|he is currently dating a]] [[chicken]]. No, not a talking puppet chicken like the rest of them, a bonafide buck-bagock chicken. [[Bestiality]], [[amirite]]?
	*'''[[Cockmongler\|Dr. Teeth]]''': Basically some random fuckwit and a by-product of the 1960's. Still has [[acid]] flashbacks.		*'''[[Cockmongler\|Dr. Teeth]]''': Basically some random fuckwit and a by-product of the 1960's. Still has [[acid]] flashbacks.
	*'''[[Animal]]''': Is a creepy, hairy creature with [[bondage\|broken chain cufflinks]]. Why he has those accessories or how Jim Henson created him is a mystery. Frankly, it should remain that way.		*'''[[Animal]]''': Is a creepy, hairy creature with [[bondage\|broken chain cufflinks]]. Why he has those accessories or how Jim Henson created him is a mystery. Frankly, it should remain that way.
	*'''[[Watermelonz\|Doctor Bunsen Honeydew]]''': A [[Stephen Hawking\|famous scientist]] who blew his eyes off in an experiment and wears glasses in an attempt to fool the common viewer.		*'''[[Watermelonz\|Doctor Bunsen Honeydew]]''': A [[Stephen Hawking\|famous scientist]] who blew his eyes off in an experiment and wears glasses in an attempt to fool the common viewer.
	*'''[[Derp\|Beaker]]''': Beaker was once a well-known scientist on the same level as Honeydew. However, Honeydew wanted all the fame to himself, so he slipped heavy doses of turpentine into his then-friend's coffee, effectively destroying his [[brain]]. Now the [[retard\|former genius]] is Bunsen's chief lab rat, getting blown up on a regular basis. One can only wonder what Beaker wants us to know every time he speaks.		*'''[[Derp\|Beaker]]''': Beaker was once a well-known scientist on the same level as Honeydew. However, Honeydew wanted all the fame to himself, so he slipped heavy doses of turpentine into his then-friend's coffee, effectively destroying his [[brain]]. Now the [[retard\|former genius]] is Bunsen's chief lab rat, getting blown up on a regular basis. One can only wonder what Beaker wants us to know every time he speaks.
	*'''[[Lemonparty\|Statler and Waldorf]]''': Two [[oldfags]] who spend their time [[trolling]] the living fuck out of all the other ~~muppets~~. They are usually seen in a balcony, where they conduct said trolling from.		*'''[[Lemonparty\|Statler and Waldorf]]''': Two [[oldfags]] who spend their time [[trolling]] the living fuck out of all the other Muppets. They are usually seen in a balcony, where they conduct said trolling from.
	*'''[[Advice Dog\|Rolf]]''': Has a navel [[fetish]]. Also plays the piano. The two things are totally related.		*'''[[Advice Dog\|Rolf]]''': Has a navel [[fetish]]. Also plays the piano. The two things are totally related.
	*'''[[B0rk\|Swedish Chef]]''': Bork bork bork. The lulzy thing about the Swedish Chef, is that the writers of the Muppet Show were trolling the kids watching it [[IRL]] for fucking ''years'', since the word "bork" is actually used in the [[Netherlands]] to describe the sound of [[fucking]].		*'''[[B0rk\|Swedish Chef]]''': [[Bork\|Bork bork bork]]. The lulzy thing about the Swedish Chef, is that the writers of the Muppet Show were trolling the kids watching it [[IRL]] for fucking ''years'', since the word "bork" is actually used in the [[Netherlands]] to describe the sound of [[fucking]].

	==Films / TV Shows / Other Shit==		==Films / TV Shows / Other Shit==
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	The Muppets' creators have actually produced a variety of films and shows so slapstick and so gag-ridden even a four year old would lose interest and rather play with math flashcards or something. Typically the movies are advertised for family audiences, but these audiences would only apply to [[mormons]] and [[old]] people, but even most old people realize these films are so milquetoast that they must occasionally envision themselves either [[rape\|raping]] someone or being raped in order to maintain sanity.		The Muppets' creators have actually produced a variety of films and shows so slapstick and so gag-ridden even a four year old would lose interest and rather play with math flashcards or something. Typically the movies are advertised for family audiences, but these audiences would only apply to [[mormons]] and [[old]] people, but even most old people realize these films are so milquetoast that they must occasionally envision themselves either [[rape\|raping]] someone or being raped in order to maintain sanity.

	*'''The Muppet Movie''': Anytime a movie starts out with a fucking puppet singing ''Rainbow Connection'', you know it's a winrar. In this movie, we meet Kermit, a banjo playing frog who is trying to run away from a big businessman who thinks he will become a billionaire by making frog legs from Kermit. Of course, the businessman fails to realize that Kermit has only [[fact\|one pair of fucking legs]]. Kermit meets up with black person who black person his uncle's Studebaker as Kermit decides to travel to Hollywood to make it big (no one knows why he decides to do this. The plot just changes for no reason). [[lie\|Hilarity ensues]] as the two meet the rest of the ~~muppet~~ gang, paint their car, go on an acid trip, and finally make it to Hollywood. They see Jim Henson, who looks like a [[fat]] guy [[moar]] concerned with [[rape\|raping your child]], and he agrees to hire them on.		*'''The Muppet Movie''': Anytime a movie starts out with a fucking puppet singing ''Rainbow Connection'', you know it's a winrar. In this movie, we meet Kermit, a banjo playing frog who is trying to run away from a big businessman who thinks he will become a billionaire by making frog legs from Kermit. Of course, the businessman fails to realize that Kermit has only [[fact\|one pair of fucking legs]]. Kermit meets up with black person who black person his uncle's Studebaker as Kermit decides to travel to Hollywood to make it big (no one knows why he decides to do this. The plot just changes for no reason). [[lie\|Hilarity ensues]] as the two meet the rest of the Muppet gang, paint their car, go on an acid trip, and finally make it to Hollywood. They see Jim Henson, who looks like a [[fat]] guy [[moar]] concerned with [[rape\|raping your child]], and he agrees to hire them on.

	*'''The Muppet Caper''': In this film, black person, Kermit, and Gonzo are all newspaper writers for some [[Americunt]] city. But, their boss gets wind of a robbery in [[Britfag\|London]], so he does what any sensible entrepreneur would do and sends his boys over to London to become detectives. Because sending fucking newspaper writing puppets over to investigate a crime makes a whole lot of fucking sense. When they get there, Miss Piggy once again falls in love with Kermit, but she's immediately accused of stealing jewels and the [[baseball]] diamond from some [[whore]]. So, in short, 80% of the movie is spent trying to find the diamonds and clear Miss Piggy's name. It's just as exciting as an [[boring\|episode of Poirot]].		*'''The Muppet Caper''': In this film, black person, Kermit, and Gonzo are all newspaper writers for some [[Americunt]] city. But, their boss gets wind of a robbery in [[Britfag\|London]], so he does what any sensible entrepreneur would do and sends his boys over to London to become detectives. Because sending fucking newspaper writing puppets over to investigate a crime makes a whole lot of fucking sense. When they get there, Miss Piggy once again falls in love with Kermit, but she's immediately accused of stealing jewels and the [[baseball]] diamond from some [[whore]]. So, in short, 80% of the movie is spent trying to find the diamonds and clear Miss Piggy's name. It's just as exciting as an [[boring\|episode of Poirot]].
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	*'''The Muppets' Christmas Carrol''': Since the release of this movie, there has been seismic activity reported near Charles Dicken's grave. That's because his body is rotating inside his casket at 3.2 revs/second. SPOILER ALERT: Kermit's son Tiny Tim does not die, and Caine is visited by three spirits, one being a child, another a child molester. Pretty much the only thing worth watching in this film is Michael Caine and how he manages to retain his sanity throughout the entire picture despite talking only to puppets. He also screams, cries, and sings. Worth a watch - just fast forward through the ever-creative ideas. Still remains to this day to be the best T.V. Movie rendition of the book.		*'''The Muppets' Christmas Carrol''': Since the release of this movie, there has been seismic activity reported near Charles Dicken's grave. That's because his body is rotating inside his casket at 3.2 revs/second. SPOILER ALERT: Kermit's son Tiny Tim does not die, and Caine is visited by three spirits, one being a child, another a child molester. Pretty much the only thing worth watching in this film is Michael Caine and how he manages to retain his sanity throughout the entire picture despite talking only to puppets. He also screams, cries, and sings. Worth a watch - just fast forward through the ever-creative ideas. Still remains to this day to be the best T.V. Movie rendition of the book.

	*'''Muppet Babies''': Originally from a dream sequence in ''The Muppets Take Manhattan'', a movie chock full of [[fail]] and starring the likes of [[wop\|Danny DeVito]], the creative juices flowed through Henson & Co. as they decided to turn the sequence into a TV series. Except they're not really Muppets here - they're drawn and they're [[infantilism\|babies]]. A typical episode involves the Muppets gang getting confused about something, then using clips stolen from other ~~flims~~ to figure something out. Please note that many Muppet Baby fans are similar to [[babyfurs]] and are extremely [[butthurt]] when the show is critiqued.		*'''Muppet Babies''': Originally from a dream sequence in ''The Muppets Take Manhattan'', a movie chock full of [[fail]] and starring the likes of [[wop\|Danny DeVito]], the creative juices flowed through Henson & Co. as they decided to turn the sequence into a TV series. Except they're not really Muppets here - they're drawn and they're [[infantilism\|babies]]. A typical episode involves the Muppets gang getting confused about something, then using clips stolen from other films to figure something out. Please note that many Muppet Baby fans are similar to [[babyfurs]] and are extremely [[butthurt]] when the show is critiqued.
	[[File:Noshuvel.jpg\|thumb\|Easy come, easy go...]]		[[File:Noshuvel.jpg\|thumb\|Easy come, easy go...]]
	*'''The Muppet Show''': Just not worth watching. A typical show involves one human guest star (the bait) and explores how well he or she jumps through the hoops the Muppets place. It's pretty much a bad rendition of SNL on acid, except it's not really acid and more of a hangover. Was made in [[England]], because no one in the United States wanted to make this and Henson and his crew had been run off the actual SNL.		*'''The Muppet Show''': Just not worth watching. A typical show involves one human guest star (the bait) and explores how well he or she jumps through the hoops the Muppets place. It's pretty much a bad rendition of SNL on acid, except it's not really acid and more of a hangover. Was made in [[England]], because no one in the United States wanted to make this and Henson and his crew had been run off the actual SNL.
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	As stated earlier, Brian Henson is Jim Henson's son. When Jim died, Brian took the company over and started making basic films about Gonzo being Charles Dickens and the like. But then the [[gay]] genius had a stroke of inspiration - why not take all of his sick fantasies and turn it into a Muppet porno show? In it, black person changes his name to Fozzie Bare, Gonzo changes his name to [[rape\|Groper]], and Kermit sings memorable tunes such as ''[[fact\|It's not Easy Being Blue]]''. But before it could reach an audience, [[nazi\|Walt Disney]] bought the rights to almost every single Muppet (except for those on Sesame Street) after Brian had another stroke of [[retard\|genius]]. The show, called ''Puppet-Up!'' features [[shit no one cares about\|characters no one cares about]] talking about the joys of ~~butfucking~~, watching people [[masterbate]], and various other [[sick fuck\|sick fuckery]]. It should be understood that anyone who pops a boner while watching ''Puppet Up'' would be classified as a [[sick fuck]] as well. Congratulations.		As stated earlier, Brian Henson is Jim Henson's son. When Jim died, Brian took the company over and started making basic films about Gonzo being Charles Dickens and the like. But then the [[gay]] genius had a stroke of inspiration - why not take all of his sick fantasies and turn it into a Muppet porno show? In it, black person changes his name to Fozzie Bare, Gonzo changes his name to [[rape\|Groper]], and Kermit sings memorable tunes such as ''[[fact\|It's not Easy Being Blue]]''. But before it could reach an audience, [[nazi\|Walt Disney]] bought the rights to almost every single Muppet (except for those on Sesame Street) after Brian had another stroke of [[retard\|genius]]. The show, called ''Puppet-Up!'' features [[shit no one cares about\|characters no one cares about]] talking about the joys of buttfucking, watching people [[masterbate]], and various other [[sick fuck\|sick fuckery]]. It should be understood that anyone who pops a boner while watching ''Puppet Up'' would be classified as a [[sick fuck]] as well. Congratulations.
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	{{quote\|It is lovely to do a show where you can go wherever your brain takes you. It really pleases me. My dad was a really funny guy.\|[[gay\|Brian Henson]] on being a puppet fucker.}}		{{quote\|It is lovely to do a show where you can go wherever your brain takes you. It really pleases me. My dad was a really funny guy.\|[[gay\|Brian Henson]] on being a puppet fucker.}}

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imported>Deadpriest: Lady Gaga is a douche bag!!

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