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== Munging ==
[[Image:Just starting to bloat.jpg|thumb|Plump and juicy. Get jumping!]]

'''Munging''' is a sexual practice loosely based on the act of oral sex as performed on one's girlfriend, who is dead. It is usually a team sport, involving two or more willing participants who are referred to as ''''Mungers'''' and an unwitting participant, the deceased, who is in one of the various stages of decomposition. Ideally it will be fresh but not too fresh, just beginning to bloat is usually fine. The first munger gets his/her lips around the cold clammy fuckhole. The second, also called the mung-jumper, then applies abrupt pressure to the abdomen of the deceased, often with a two-footed jump, to release the mungy goodness. The recipient then swallows the juices (some gargling is common among veterans of the art) before swapping places with the mung-jumper to repeat the process.

Note: This is normal oral sex. If your girlfriend is still alive when you eat her vagina you are a you are [[doing it wrong]], you [[sick fuck|sick bastard]].

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjxEmZC5v44 Simple demonstration]

== Mung ==
[[Image:Thin fishy soup.jpg|thumb|Mungtastic - the mainstay of the mungers diet]]

The fruit of such labors is a tasty treat called '''Mung'''. This viscous fluid is a nutritious source of essential proteins and minerals with a distinctive aroma and a strong aftertaste. It can vary in consistency from a thin soup to a thick, pungent paste depending on the state of decomposition. ENJOY IT. Mung is a beautiful thing and should be enjoyed at every opportunity. Try giving some to a friend as a birthday present, or to your family at Christmas. Give your girlfriend some mung for Valentine's day, she will LOVE YOU, you filthy little munger. I enjoy mung with a nice chardonnay because I am a [[faggot|classy kind of guy]] but it is equally well suited to all [[alcohol|drinks]] from [[hick|broke ass cider]] to [[16 year old girls|alcopop]].

[[PROTIP]]: Dead girlfriends are far more juicy and succulent when fat with child - just leave them to ripen for a few months. BE PATIENT, my little mungchild, it is worth the wait.

== Munger ==
[[Image:Munger.gif|thumb|left|WARNING: Munging may [[batshit crazy|deplete your sanity]]]]
[[Image:Poopgirl1.jpg|thumb|Butt Mung]]

If you mung, you are a munger. WELL DONE. Just make sure you clean your teeth and watch for the chewy bits that get stuck in between them. You are now part of one of the fastest growing clandestine pastimes in the world. Everyone does it, but keep an eye out for the [[partyvan]]. Getting caught enjoying the devil's ambrosia may earn you a [[prison|long vacation]] with [[prison rape|all inclusive entertainment]] and a daily case of [[butthurt]] to boot. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

== Popular Usage ==

Nowadays mung is on everyone's lips. Here are a few common uses:

*"I'm gonna mung your grandma" - popular greeting

*"MMMM, mungtastic" - culinary compliment

*"Go suck a fuck you shitty little munger" - munger here is used like the English term '[[wanker]]': ie. we all love to do it, but for some reason it is an insult.

*"Thou art fair as Mvng, and twice as canny" - Shakespeare loved the mung.

*"She's a proper munger" - like a [[fugly|minger]], only with breath like an ogre, and a little bit [[retarded|downy]].

== Where To Get Mung ==
You can usually get mung wherever female corpses are. Female corpses can usually be found wherever women are [[asking for it|dying]]. Popular places for corpses include hospitals, war zones, cemeteries, or the county morgue. You can also make your own but this is highly illegal.

== Gallery ==

<gallery>
Image:Flaps-off.jpg|Ripe and ready
Image:MUNG!.jpg|Mung: The thin fishy soup
Image:Discharge.jpg|The thick, pungent paste
Image:Mungo! Paydirt.jpg|Mungo! Sweet mungy delights
Image:Lesmung.jpg|Drink your fill
Image:Girl on Girl.jpg|Lesbimung
Image:Not-right.jpg|You're [[doing it wrong]]!
Image:Bitsleftover.jpg|Takeout
Image:Genetic defects.jpg|Munging may cause genetic defects
Image:Ravaged Cunt.jpg|Spent cartridge
[[Image:Mung.jpg]]|Mung?
</gallery>

== On Teh Internets ==

*http://www.mungmeefoods.co.uk/ - Orientals order their Mung online

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mung - Classic munger's denial. THIS IS NOT WHAT MUNG MEANS!

*http://catb.org/jargon/html/M/munge.html - The misers of Britain seem to have invented it as a way of recycling their dead

== See Also: ==

*[[Necrophilia]]

*[[Sick Fuck]]

*[[Scat]]

*[[Shit]]

*[[Fellatio]]

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