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imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */ duck-tape-and-crossed-fingers fix for misbehaving wayback links 18x

2018-12-30T17:42:31Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery: duck-tape-and-crossed-fingers fix for misbehaving wayback links 18x

imported>Sidecar: /* External links */ + twitter (mumsnet madness)

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External links: + twitter (mumsnet madness)

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	* [http://www.mumsnet.com Mumsnet itself]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com Mumsnet itself]
			* {{twitter\|mumsnet_madness\|"Mumsnet Madness"}} - Rolling coverage of [[Sarcasm\|highlights]] from the net's premier platform for crazy wimyns
	* [[The Guardian\|Guardian]] 2010 [[Scam\|"Power 100" list]] includes profile of 'female entrepreneur' Justine Roberts - founder of Mumsnet and wife of Guardian deputy editor Ian Katz {{Jew}} - oh and look at that, [https://www.theguardian.com/women-in-leadership/2013/apr/15/profiles-justine-roberts page removed because it was ''paid content'']		* [[The Guardian\|Guardian]] 2010 [[Scam\|"Power 100" list]] includes profile of 'female entrepreneur' Justine Roberts - founder of Mumsnet and wife of Guardian deputy editor Ian Katz {{Jew}} - oh and look at that, [https://www.theguardian.com/women-in-leadership/2013/apr/15/profiles-justine-roberts page removed because it was ''paid content'']
	* Mumsnet asks journalist Nick Cohen {{Jew}} to give a chat session and he is [http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/12/the-mumsnet-racketeers/ outraged to learn they don't pay and often actually charge their guests]		* Mumsnet asks journalist Nick Cohen {{Jew}} to give a chat session and he is [http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/12/the-mumsnet-racketeers/ outraged to learn they don't pay and often actually charge their guests]

imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */ + mother's day fuckwit

2018-03-10T20:41:49Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery: + mother's day fuckwit

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	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
			* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3186192-are-you-expecting-oh-to-do-something-for-you-on-mother-s-day?messages=100&pg=1 "I have a daughter who is not yet old enough to walk or talk. In fact, she is not even one year old. It is Mothering Sunday, and I am adamant that my partner should buy me a Mother's Day present and card, so we can make-believe that it is from our child. He has also been told to bring me breakfast in bed. He refuses to do any of this, because I am not his mother. I am very hurt that my partner will not play along with my surreal whims and make the spontaneous gesture that I have demanded. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|jboAq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3186192-are-you-expecting-oh-to-do-something-for-you-on-mother-s-day?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
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	{{quote\|Have you ever been to '''encyclopedia dramatica?'''...		{{quote\|Have you ever been to '''encyclopedia dramatica?'''...

imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */

2017-12-02T23:27:30Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery

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	It is a hive of misogyny and male terrorism		It is a hive of misogyny and male terrorism
	They even have an article on us! (which reads like a rapist's diary)\|[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/feminist_activism/2250172-Petition-to-take-down-Encyclopedia-Dramatica How does she know what a rapist's diary looks like?]\|center=auto}}		They even have an article on us! (which reads like a rapist's diary)\|[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/feminist_activism/2250172-Petition-to-take-down-Encyclopedia-Dramatica How does she know what a rapist's diary looks like?] ({{archive\|g2oGn\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/feminist_activism/2250172-Petition-to-take-down-Encyclopedia-Dramatica\|title=2}})\|center=auto}}


	{{quote\|Something which has been playing on my mind for a couple of weeks and does seem sort of relevant to this thread is a website that I came across while googling the impact of rape (after a comment on the We Believe You thread). I came across a site called '''Encyclopedia of Dramatica''' and this page which was just foul. It was set up like a wikipedia page and was promoting rape and sexual violence in a truely stomach churning manner. Does anyone on here know how getting it taken down would work?\|[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/a1444316-I-didnt-know-the-hate-was-SO-bad Fuck yea]\|center=auto}}		{{quote\|Something which has been playing on my mind for a couple of weeks and does seem sort of relevant to this thread is a website that I came across while googling the impact of rape (after a comment on the We Believe You thread). I came across a site called '''Encyclopedia of Dramatica''' and this page which was just foul. It was set up like a wikipedia page and was promoting rape and sexual violence in a truely stomach churning manner. Does anyone on here know how getting it taken down would work?\|[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/a1444316-I-didnt-know-the-hate-was-SO-bad Fuck yea] ({{archive\|Jx5Uh\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/a1444316-I-didnt-know-the-hate-was-SO-bad\|title=2}})\|center=auto}}

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */ ZOMG ARCHIVING IN etc

2017-12-02T23:22:48Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery: ZOMG ARCHIVING IN etc

imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */ ZOMG ARCHIVING IN PROGRESS

2017-12-02T22:32:24Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery: ZOMG ARCHIVING IN PROGRESS

imported>Sidecar: /* A smörgåsbord of retardery */ archiving in progress

2017-11-16T00:27:08Z

A smörgåsbord of retardery: archiving in progress

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	Sample Mumsnet threads to whet your palate.		Sample Mumsnet threads to whet your palate.
	[[File:chavette.jpg\|350px\|thumb\|right\|Typical MN user in its natural habitat]]		[[File:chavette.jpg\|350px\|thumb\|right\|Typical MN user in its natural habitat]]
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1288326-What-stupid-things-have-you-believed-said-assumed-before-finding-out-to-your-embarrassment-you-were-wrong More than one poster admits to thinking that tigers are female lions]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1288326-What-stupid-things-have-you-believed-said-assumed-before-finding-out-to-your-embarrassment-you-were-wrong More than one poster admits to thinking that tigers are female lions] (Archived: {{archive\|KRvQ3\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1288326-What-stupid-things-have-you-believed-said-assumed-before-finding-out-to-your-embarrassment-you-were-wrong?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1721927-Aibu-to-expect-abled-people-to-move-Pushchair-related?pg=1 "I own a pushchair, in which I propel my precious child along busy pavements at frankly irresponsible speeds. AIBU to expect crowds to part before me like the Red Sea before a latter-day Moses?"] (~~10 pages~~)		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1721927-Aibu-to-expect-abled-people-to-move-Pushchair-related?pg=1 "I own a pushchair, in which I propel my precious child along busy pavements at frankly irresponsible speeds. AIBU to expect crowds to part before me like the Red Sea before a latter-day Moses?"] (Archived: {{archive\|j9KXU\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1721927-Aibu-to-expect-abled-people-to-move-Pushchair-related?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1722723-to-feel-annoyed-at-that-women-in-the-coffee-shop?pg=1 "I was in a café when some parents with babies almost sat down next to me. Some hours later, I am still seething with indignation so intense that I feel I must ask in all honesty: AIBU?"] (~~12 pages~~)		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1722723-to-feel-annoyed-at-that-women-in-the-coffee-shop?pg=1 "I was in a café when some parents with babies almost sat down next to me. Some hours later, I am still seething with indignation so intense that I feel I must ask in all honesty: AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|KmL2S\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1722723-to-feel-annoyed-at-that-women-in-the-coffee-shop?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	*[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that? "Ha, ha, ha, oh my fellow womyn, come laugh at the various muddle-headed things we have done (but it is our unspoken understanding that if a man had pointed them out, we would ~~round on~~ him like vengeful furies)"] ~~(12 pages, includes~~ a wumman who absent-mindedly talks to her bicycle thinking it's a horse -- because of course, a horse would understand you perfectly)		*[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that? "Ha, ha, ha, oh my fellow womyn, come laugh at the various muddle-headed things we have done (but it is our unspoken understanding that if a man had pointed them out, we would descend upon him like vengeful furies)"] -- Includes a wumman who absent-mindedly talks to her bicycle thinking it's a horse -- because of course, a horse would understand you perfectly (Archived: {{archive\|OYCXD\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago] (Archived: {{archive\|fM6bj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [~~http~~://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?pg=2&~~order~~= "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] ~~(29 pages -~~- She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'')		* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1 "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] - She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'' (Archived: {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"]
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"]

imported>Sidecar: /* A smorgasbord of retardery */

2016-11-20T21:45:12Z

A smorgasbord of retardery

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	The Mumsnet user has never been identified and the police have never commented on this claim. Which means it's bullshit and exactly the sort of violation-fantasy that the attention-whoring Jewess Mrs Katz, like so many of her kind, cannot resist indulging in.		The Mumsnet user has never been identified and the police have never commented on this claim. Which means it's bullshit and exactly the sort of violation-fantasy that the attention-whoring Jewess Mrs Katz, like so many of her kind, cannot resist indulging in.

	==A ~~smorgasbord~~ of retardery==		==A smörgåsbord of retardery==

	Sample Mumsnet threads to whet your palate.		Sample Mumsnet threads to whet your palate.

imported>Sidecar: /* Bonus score method */

2016-09-01T22:12:08Z

Bonus score method

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	Examples include the pathetically unfunny [http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate "Penis beaker"] saga in which one poster claimed her DH washed his wanger in said receptacle after [[Rape\|marital ghastliness]].		Examples include the pathetically unfunny [http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate "Penis beaker"] saga in which one poster claimed her DH washed his wanger in said receptacle after [[Rape\|marital ghastliness]].

	This notion might amuse [[You\|an easily-distracted retard]] for up to ten seconds, but it kept mumsnet busy for a week and ended up filling page leads in several national papers -- see [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html here], [http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/ here], [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mumsnet-penis-beaker-post-sends-2354221 here] and [http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/10/penis-beaker-mumsnet here] oh and obviously including the [[~~Hitler\|~~Daily Mail]] ([http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471399/Mumsnet-Is-parenting-site-hijacked-women-sharing-X-rated-details-sex-lives.html here]), with which Mumsnet has a co-dependent love/hate relationship.		This notion might amuse [[You\|an easily-distracted retard]] for up to ten seconds, but it kept mumsnet busy for a week and ended up filling page leads in several national papers -- see [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html here], [http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/ here], [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mumsnet-penis-beaker-post-sends-2354221 here] and [http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/10/penis-beaker-mumsnet here] oh and obviously including the [[Daily Mail]] ([http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471399/Mumsnet-Is-parenting-site-hijacked-women-sharing-X-rated-details-sex-lives.html here]), with which Mumsnet has a co-dependent love/hate relationship.

	The very real possibility exists that the entire debacle was a trolling exercise by a journalist looking for a story, that was unexpectedly successful. In view of the widespread press coverage it garnered, the further possibility exists that more than half the users who posted on that thread were other journalists who thought they had spotted an IRL story.		The very real possibility exists that the entire debacle was a trolling exercise by a journalist looking for a story, that was unexpectedly successful. In view of the widespread press coverage it garnered, the further possibility exists that more than half the users who posted on that thread were other journalists who thought they had spotted an IRL story.

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Trolling methods

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	* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"LTB!" ("Leave the bastard!")]] in any relationship-related thread. You don't need to explain why, because the other poster will leap in to explain why she ''shouldn't'' LTB, and you can take it from there. This works especially well if you can twist the "bastard's" totally reasonable behaviour so that it seems hugely passive-aggressive (e.g., "He brought you flowers? LTB! He's trying to bribe his way into your bed!")		* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"LTB!" ("Leave the bastard!")]] in any relationship-related thread. You don't need to explain why, because the other poster will leap in to explain why she ''shouldn't'' LTB, and you can take it from there. This works especially well if you can twist the "bastard's" totally reasonable behaviour so that it seems hugely passive-aggressive (e.g., "He brought you flowers? LTB! He's trying to bribe his way into your bed!")
	[[File:charlies_angels.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|~~Think about the choice of the "Charlie's Angels" logo.~~ [[The Man\|Charlie]] himself is ~~nowhere to be seen. He's~~ having a beer in front of the TV while the chicks do all the work. This demonstrates Mumsnet's unconscious submission to the [[Patriarchy\|partriarchy]]]]		[[File:charlies_angels.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[The Man\|Charlie]] himself is having a beer in front of the TV while the chicks do all the work. This demonstrates Mumsnet's unconscious submission to the [[Patriarchy\|partriarchy]]]]

	* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"Call the police!"]] if anyone is having any problem whatsoever. Fuse blown on your kettle? Pigeons using your birdbath? Vending machine swallowed your change? Fear not: The police are on hand 24/7 to help YOU! Seriously -- Mumsnetters are so utterly retarded that (a) They think this is genuinely useful advice and (b) They will actually do it. Award yourself extra points if the resulting call ends up being published in [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/revealed-britains-most-bizarre-999-3645094 one of those newspaper round-ups of unbelievably fuckwitted 999 calls].		* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"Call the police!"]] if anyone is having any problem whatsoever. Fuse blown on your kettle? Pigeons using your birdbath? Vending machine swallowed your change? Fear not: The police are on hand 24/7 to help YOU! Seriously -- Mumsnetters are so utterly retarded that (a) They think this is genuinely useful advice and (b) They will actually do it. Award yourself extra points if the resulting call ends up being published in [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/revealed-britains-most-bizarre-999-3645094 one of those newspaper round-ups of unbelievably fuckwitted 999 calls].

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	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
			* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3186192-are-you-expecting-oh-to-do-something-for-you-on-mother-s-day?messages=100&pg=1 "I have a daughter who is not yet old enough to walk or talk. In fact, she is not even one year old. It is Mothering Sunday, and I am adamant that my partner should buy me a Mother's Day present and card, so we can make-believe that it is from our child. He has also been told to bring me breakfast in bed. He refuses to do any of this, because I am not his mother. I am very hurt that my partner will not play along with my surreal whims and make the spontaneous gesture that I have demanded. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|jboAq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3186192-are-you-expecting-oh-to-do-something-for-you-on-mother-s-day?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
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	* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"LTB!" ("Leave the bastard!")]] in any relationship-related thread. You don't need to explain why, because the other poster will leap in to explain why she ''shouldn't'' LTB, and you can take it from there. This works especially well if you can twist the "bastard's" totally reasonable behaviour so that it seems hugely passive-aggressive (e.g., "He brought you flowers? LTB! He's trying to bribe his way into your bed!")		* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"LTB!" ("Leave the bastard!")]] in any relationship-related thread. You don't need to explain why, because the other poster will leap in to explain why she ''shouldn't'' LTB, and you can take it from there. This works especially well if you can twist the "bastard's" totally reasonable behaviour so that it seems hugely passive-aggressive (e.g., "He brought you flowers? LTB! He's trying to bribe his way into your bed!")
	[[File:charlies_angels.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|~~Think about the choice of the "Charlie's Angels" logo.~~ [[The Man\|Charlie]] himself is ~~nowhere to be seen. He's~~ having a beer in front of the TV while the chicks do all the work. This demonstrates Mumsnet's unconscious submission to the [[Patriarchy\|partriarchy]]]]		[[File:charlies_angels.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|[[The Man\|Charlie]] himself is having a beer in front of the TV while the chicks do all the work. This demonstrates Mumsnet's unconscious submission to the [[Patriarchy\|partriarchy]]]]

	* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"Call the police!"]] if anyone is having any problem whatsoever. Fuse blown on your kettle? Pigeons using your birdbath? Vending machine swallowed your change? Fear not: The police are on hand 24/7 to help YOU! Seriously -- Mumsnetters are so utterly retarded that (a) They think this is genuinely useful advice and (b) They will actually do it. Award yourself extra points if the resulting call ends up being published in [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/revealed-britains-most-bizarre-999-3645094 one of those newspaper round-ups of unbelievably fuckwitted 999 calls].		* Post [[Mornington_Crescent\|"Call the police!"]] if anyone is having any problem whatsoever. Fuse blown on your kettle? Pigeons using your birdbath? Vending machine swallowed your change? Fear not: The police are on hand 24/7 to help YOU! Seriously -- Mumsnetters are so utterly retarded that (a) They think this is genuinely useful advice and (b) They will actually do it. Award yourself extra points if the resulting call ends up being published in [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/revealed-britains-most-bizarre-999-3645094 one of those newspaper round-ups of unbelievably fuckwitted 999 calls].

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	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago] (Archived: {{archive\|fM6bj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago] (Archived: {{archive\|fM6bj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1 "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] - She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'' (Archived: {{archive\|fum6X\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1 "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] - She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'' (Archived: {{archive\|fum6X\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"] (Archived: {{archive\|magUH\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"] (Archived: {{archive\|magUH\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|x4KUj\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|x4KUj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2098291-To-expect-him-to-pay "I am a proud non-sexist womyn and I went out on a restaurant date, where we spent £55 between us. When paying up time arrived, he paid more than half of it. I was shocked because I think he should have offered to pay for everything, even though ''obviously'' I would have refused to let him had he done so. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|zyCMZ\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2098291-To-expect-him-to-pay "I am a proud non-sexist womyn and I went out on a restaurant date, where we spent £55 between us. When paying up time arrived, he paid more than half of it. I was shocked because I think he should have offered to pay for everything, even though ''obviously'' I would have refused to let him had he done so. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|zyCMZ\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2098291-To-expect-him-to-pay?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2158594-I-grounded-my-10-year-old-daughter-for-a-month-for-kicking-her-brother-in-the-groin "Your violent daughter kicked your son in the balls? Well, it was his fault, it doesn't matter anyway and you're probably a paedophile."] (Archived: {{archive\|H2oGa\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2158594-I-grounded-my-10-year-old-daughter-for-a-month-for-kicking-her-brother-in-the-groin "Your violent daughter kicked your son in the balls? Well, it was his fault, it doesn't matter anyway and you're probably a paedophile."] (Archived: {{archive\|H2oGa\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2158594-I-grounded-my-10-year-old-daughter-for-a-month-for-kicking-her-brother-in-the-groin?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163818-Monsoon-Dress-buttons-caught-in-DD-hair "My daughter has hair that comes down almost to her waist, and it became entangled in the buttons on a new ~~Monsoon~~ dress. ~~Monsoon tell~~ me that I am the only person on the planet who has this complaint. I believe I am entitled to compensation because they probably didn't test the dress on a child with very long hair. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|tzCj5\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163818-Monsoon-Dress-buttons-caught-in-DD-hair "My daughter has hair that comes down almost to her waist, and it became entangled in the buttons on her new dress. The manufacturers have told me that I am the only person on the planet who has this complaint. I believe I am entitled to compensation because they probably didn't test the dress on a child with very long hair. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|tzCj5\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163818-Monsoon-Dress-buttons-caught-in-DD-hair?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163805-To-be-slightly-annoyed-at-dps-comments-re-losing-weight-and-marriage "I am perfectly happy with my partner and have been for some years. He doesn't want to get married. I do. When I pestered him on the subject, he said he will only marry me if I drop four dress sizes. Despite the fact that this is obviously a jokey (albeit ill-considered) way of saying 'no way', I feel that he is an abusive misogynist. Since it is obviously impractical for me to stop being such a fat greedy cunt in the first place, AIBU to LTB?"] ''(Guess what the answer is.)'' (Archived: {{archive\|M5ssU\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163805-To-be-slightly-annoyed-at-dps-comments-re-losing-weight-and-marriage "I am perfectly happy with my partner and have been for some years. He doesn't want to get married. I do. When I pestered him on the subject, he said he will only marry me if I drop four dress sizes. Despite the fact that this is obviously a jokey (albeit ill-considered) way of saying 'no way', I feel that he is an abusive misogynist. Since it is obviously impractical for me to stop being such a fat greedy cunt in the first place, AIBU to LTB?"] ''(Guess what the answer is.)'' (Archived: {{archive\|M5ssU\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163805-To-be-slightly-annoyed-at-dps-comments-re-losing-weight-and-marriage?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2166348-To-really-hate-being-invited-over-on-very-short-notice "I would prefer it if my friends did not invite me out AT ALL rather than invite me out at short notice. This is because I comprehensively object to feeling like I am somehow second best, even though starting this thread is a tacit admission that I am frequently at home doing nothing when friends invite me out. Disregarding the fact that I obviously have the self-awareness of a table-leg, AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|7WGGM\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2166348-To-really-hate-being-invited-over-on-very-short-notice "I would prefer it if my friends did not invite me out AT ALL rather than invite me out at short notice. This is because I comprehensively object to feeling like I am somehow second best, even though starting this thread is a tacit admission that I am frequently at home doing nothing when friends invite me out. Disregarding the fact that I obviously have the self-awareness of a table-leg, AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|7WGGM\|1}}{{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2166348-To-really-hate-being-invited-over-on-very-short-notice?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2245567-Just-had-very-heated-row-with-my-sister Perhaps unsurprisingly, only around ten per cent of MN posters have ever understood the joke in the Christmas kitsch classic "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus", the remainder believing it instead to be a tragically heart-rending lament about unhappy children witnessing an extra-marital affair.] (Archived: {{archive\|ghYMk\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2245567-Just-had-very-heated-row-with-my-sister Perhaps unsurprisingly, only around ten per cent of MN posters have ever understood the joke in the Christmas kitsch classic "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus", the remainder believing it instead to be a tragically heart-rending lament about unhappy children witnessing an extra-marital affair.] (Archived: {{archive\|ghYMk\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2245567-Just-had-very-heated-row-with-my-sister?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2268157-Really-upset-but-not-sure-if-AIBU "I was holding a party. I invited a womin friend. She has recently hitched up with a new man and she asked if she could bring him too. I told her that I didn't want strangers at my party. She decided to skip my party and go out with her new partner instead. I'm so hurt and confused. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|EzU6D\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2268157-Really-upset-but-not-sure-if-AIBU "I was holding a party. I invited a womin friend. She has recently hitched up with a new man and she asked if she could bring him too. I told her that I didn't want strangers at my party. She decided to skip my party and go out with her new partner instead. I'm so hurt and confused. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|EzU6D\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2268157-Really-upset-but-not-sure-if-AIBU?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
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	*[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that? "Ha, ha, ha, oh my fellow womyn, come laugh at the various muddle-headed things we have done (but it is our unspoken understanding that if a man had pointed them out, we would descend upon him like vengeful furies)"] -- Includes a wumman who absent-mindedly talks to her bicycle thinking it's a horse -- because of course, a horse would understand you perfectly (Archived: {{archive\|OYCXD\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		*[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that? "Ha, ha, ha, oh my fellow womyn, come laugh at the various muddle-headed things we have done (but it is our unspoken understanding that if a man had pointed them out, we would descend upon him like vengeful furies)"] -- Includes a wumman who absent-mindedly talks to her bicycle thinking it's a horse -- because of course, a horse would understand you perfectly (Archived: {{archive\|OYCXD\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1280720-Odd-thing-youve-done-and-then-thought-WTF-did-I-do-that?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago] (Archived: {{archive\|fM6bj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat Sister-in-law goes apeshit after noticing breach of her unwritten dress code in someone else's photos of her wedding ... which took place three years ago] (Archived: {{archive\|fM6bj\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2156430-To-not-go-to-this-event-SIL-being-a-twat?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1 "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] - She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'' (Archived: {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})		* [https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1 "I tried to emotionally blackmail and then humiliate someone travelling on a half-empty train into moving to another seat entirely so that I could have two seats all to myself so that I could breastfeed my precious child in private in public, even though that's an obvious contradiction, and despite my supposed shyness I escalated a simple Y/N exchange into a full-on drama by getting the train's guard involved too, until finally the man gave up and relinquished his seat and oh the injustice the guard said he could upgrade to the First Class carriage for free. I am starting this thread in AIBU in the vague hope of some ego-stroking and post-facto vindication from my fellow sisters in the face of this all-pervasive misogyny and male oppression. AIBU?"] - She had just come back from changing the baby's nappy ''in the carriage's lockable toilet cubicle'' (Archived: {{archive\|fum6X\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2153381-Breastfeeding-on-Cross-Country-trains-a-horrid-experiance?messages=100&pg=1\|title=2}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2119414-To-think-party-mum-should-have-checked-before-giving-out-inappropriate-prizes "My three-year-old was at another child's party where he won a game of 'Musical Bumps' and was awarded a small bag of Haribo by another parent who did not ask me for permission to do so. I then lied to my child by telling him I would save the sweets for him till later and tried to take the sweets off him so I could secretly dispose of them, because I do not give my children sweets at all, ever. However, he cried so much I had to give them back to him. Surely what the other parent did is a form of child abuse?"] (Archived: {{archive\|magUH\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2110958--to-be-so-upset-Long-long-story "My Parents-in-law have zero sense of personal boundaries and behave in the most inappropriate way. They were therefore my obvious first choice to act as free babysitters 24/7 while my husband and I fucked off for a long dirty weekend. When I got back I found that they had cut my children's hair. I feel almost raped. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|x4KUj\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2098291-To-expect-him-to-pay "I am a proud non-sexist womyn and I went out on a restaurant date, where we spent £55 between us. When paying up time arrived, he paid more than half of it. I was shocked because I think he should have offered to pay for everything, even though ''obviously'' I would have refused to let him had he done so. AIBU?"] (~~22 pages~~)		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2098291-To-expect-him-to-pay "I am a proud non-sexist womyn and I went out on a restaurant date, where we spent £55 between us. When paying up time arrived, he paid more than half of it. I was shocked because I think he should have offered to pay for everything, even though ''obviously'' I would have refused to let him had he done so. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|zyCMZ\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2158594-I-grounded-my-10-year-old-daughter-for-a-month-for-kicking-her-brother-in-the-groin~~?pg=1~~ "Your violent daughter kicked your son in the balls? Well, it was his fault, it doesn't matter anyway and you're probably a paedophile."]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2158594-I-grounded-my-10-year-old-daughter-for-a-month-for-kicking-her-brother-in-the-groin "Your violent daughter kicked your son in the balls? Well, it was his fault, it doesn't matter anyway and you're probably a paedophile."] (Archived: {{archive\|H2oGa\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163818-Monsoon-Dress-buttons-caught-in-DD-hair~~?pg=1~~ "My daughter has hair that comes down almost to her waist, and it became entangled in the buttons on a new Monsoon dress. Monsoon tell me that I am the only person on the planet who has this complaint. I believe I am entitled to compensation because they probably didn't test the dress on a child with very long hair. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163818-Monsoon-Dress-buttons-caught-in-DD-hair "My daughter has hair that comes down almost to her waist, and it became entangled in the buttons on a new Monsoon dress. Monsoon tell me that I am the only person on the planet who has this complaint. I believe I am entitled to compensation because they probably didn't test the dress on a child with very long hair. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|tzCj5\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163805-To-be-slightly-annoyed-at-dps-comments-re-losing-weight-and-marriage "I am perfectly happy with my partner and have been for some years. He doesn't want to get married. I do. When I pestered him on the subject, he said he will only marry me if I drop four dress sizes. Despite the fact that this is obviously a jokey (albeit ill-considered) way of saying 'no way', I feel that he is ~~misogynistic and abusing me~~. Since it is obviously impractical for me to stop being such a fat greedy cunt in the first place, AIBU to LTB?"] (Guess what the answer is).		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2163805-To-be-slightly-annoyed-at-dps-comments-re-losing-weight-and-marriage "I am perfectly happy with my partner and have been for some years. He doesn't want to get married. I do. When I pestered him on the subject, he said he will only marry me if I drop four dress sizes. Despite the fact that this is obviously a jokey (albeit ill-considered) way of saying 'no way', I feel that he is an abusive misogynist. Since it is obviously impractical for me to stop being such a fat greedy cunt in the first place, AIBU to LTB?"] ''(Guess what the answer is.)'' (Archived: {{archive\|M5ssU\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2166348-To-really-hate-being-invited-over-on-very-short-notice "I would prefer it if my friends did not invite me out AT ALL rather than invite me out at short notice. This is because I comprehensively object to feeling like I am somehow second best, even though starting this thread is a tacit admission that I am frequently at home doing nothing when friends invite me out. Disregarding the fact that I obviously have the self-awareness of a table-leg, AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2166348-To-really-hate-being-invited-over-on-very-short-notice "I would prefer it if my friends did not invite me out AT ALL rather than invite me out at short notice. This is because I comprehensively object to feeling like I am somehow second best, even though starting this thread is a tacit admission that I am frequently at home doing nothing when friends invite me out. Disregarding the fact that I obviously have the self-awareness of a table-leg, AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|7WGGM\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2245567-Just-had-very-heated-row-with-my-sister Perhaps unsurprisingly, only around ten per cent of MN posters have ever understood the joke in the Christmas kitsch classic "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus", the remainder believing it instead to be a tragically heart-rending lament about unhappy children witnessing an extra-marital affair.]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2245567-Just-had-very-heated-row-with-my-sister Perhaps unsurprisingly, only around ten per cent of MN posters have ever understood the joke in the Christmas kitsch classic "I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus", the remainder believing it instead to be a tragically heart-rending lament about unhappy children witnessing an extra-marital affair.] (Archived: {{archive\|ghYMk\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2268157-Really-upset-but-not-sure-if-AIBU "I was holding a party. I invited a womin friend. She has recently hitched up with a new man and she asked if she could bring him too. I told her that I didn't want strangers at my party. She decided to skip my party and go out with her new partner instead. I'm so hurt and confused. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2268157-Really-upset-but-not-sure-if-AIBU "I was holding a party. I invited a womin friend. She has recently hitched up with a new man and she asked if she could bring him too. I told her that I didn't want strangers at my party. She decided to skip my party and go out with her new partner instead. I'm so hurt and confused. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|EzU6D\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a2295801-there-should-be-more-help-for-people-that-need-gluten-free-foods "I have gluten intolerance and I believe that I should get free cakes on the NHS. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mY9It\|1}})
	* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD~~?pg=1~~ "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"]		* [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2353714-DP-WASTING-FOOD "I am a stay-at-home mum and so I cook the evening meal. I have tried insisting that my husband texts me on the way home from work to tell me whether or not he is hungry. However he always forgets to do this. When this happens, rather than put his unwanted meal in the fridge or the freezer so it can be eaten later, I throw it away. I am very upset that my thoughtless husband is wasting food. AIBU?"] (Archived: {{archive\|mnHzL\|1}})
	* Do YOU think that the UK-France Channel Tunnel is a glass tube resting on the seabed so that drivers can see the fishes? Do you expect an ice-cream called "Infinity" to magically regenerate as you eat it, so it lasts forever? Have you never realised that "nothing" literally means "no thing"? [http:~~//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2376751-Am-I-really-dense-Eurostar-realisation?pg=~~1~~&messages=100 You'll feel right at home on Mumsnet!]~~		<br>


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