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imported>Joepie91: Redirected page to MrFetch

2011-04-17T19:03:19Z

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	[[~~File:Mrfetch_mrfetchpaulcarnes.jpg\|thumb\|alt=The nigger on the left is a fucktard too.\|The nigger on the left is a fucktard too.~~]]		#REDIRECT [[MrFetch]]

	Paul "Fetch" Carnes [http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Carnes/668608085 ] is a ridiculous queer tool who gained instant e-fame when he promised to raise an army and confront Anonymous. It was instantly obvious to [[Anonymous]] that his video address was a furious ball of repetitive nothing.

	Fetch, who learned of Anonymous from news stories covering [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY]], apparently misunderstood [[Anonymous]] to be an organized group consisting of contentious adolescents looking for a cause. Carnes hoped to [[NYPA\|recruit such anons]] as soldiers to fight his personal battles on the issues of net neutrality and free speech. When declaring himself the King of Anonymous failed, Paul grew petulant. Paul continues to make videos in an effort to troll whore himself to Anonymous and regain his e-fame.


	~~TL;DR: He's a complete fucktard.~~

	~~==Background==~~
	2007 was a busy year for Anonymous. Among other things, they trolled YouTube user Gay Diamond IRL by prank calling HIM and threatening to burn down his trailer house. This prompted Gay Diamond to delete all of his videos and quit YouTube forever. Anonymous showed no signs of slowing down in 2008; by the middle of January the DoS phase of PROJECT CHANOLOGY had already begun. Anonymous' retaliation against Scientology drew widespread news coverage, and the attention of idiots like Paul Carnes.

	On Friday January 25, 2008, under the user account mrfetch, Paul Carnes uploaded a video entitled "ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!!," in which he "confronted" Anonymous. Carnes instantly became a YouTube billionaire.

	~~==Anonymous Stand Down==~~
	~~Carnes' first video. He wore a wife-beater.~~

	Paul orders Anonymous to stand down—11 times. He then appeals to YouTubers to "unite as a tube," and threatens to destroy any Anonymous who choose not "surrender." He promised to reveal his plan of attack—as megalomaniacs are prone to do—in a second video that he would post on Monday.

	~~On January 27, Carnes dropped his own fake dox in the comments for his video, either as a diversion or as a first attempt at raising a personal army. By January 28, his real dox were all over YouTube.~~
	~~==Paul Fetch according to Paulfetch.info (a faggot site started by his pals)==~~
	~~Editor's note: There is a rigged vote for/against Cyanterrorist on this site, I voted for him for the lulz, and the site tried to give me a virus. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.~~

	~~Another editor's note: The editor above is an idiot. Nothing happens if you vote No, but it does show how failed the script is.~~

	~~Previous editor's note: My firefox said "Incoming Trojan Detected" or something like that. Unless the site wanted to love me up, that sound like a virus.~~

	~~===Who is Paul Fetch?===~~
	Paul Fetch is a faggot lover who has stood up for honkie rights, cocks and nuts countless times both in real life and online. On April 17, 2008, Paul Fetch took place as leader of Anonymous and got owned later in October. Since that time, he has done a lot of bullshit, destroying Lulz on the Internet. Even now, with a massive following and tons of support from all directions, Paul has refused any offers to appear on radio or TV (Because he hasn't had any amirite?) preserving his time for leading the single greatest group on the face of the planet. Funny thing is, is that Anonymous has no leader and that faggot trailer trash honkie quit making videos sometime in the begining of October. He now makes idiotic videos on Hotties.org and he currently resides in good ol' Albama and watches NASCAR most of his day.
	~~==Fetch Exposed==~~
	So it turns out Carnes hoped to put together a cabal of 12 super-Anony-spies to infiltrate Anonymous and steer the group in the "right" direction. In relation to this goal, Carnes feared that Anonymous would destroy itself, or that someone like Mark Bunker would beat him to the punch.

	~~Carnes explained all of this via Skype to Cyanterrorist and rickyricardo123, who promptly uploaded the conversation to YouTube in two parts.~~
	~~==The Skype Implosion==~~
	~~Carnes eventually pulled himself together. On April 26, he published a video under the cheerful and somewhat suggestive title of I Want You. In the video, he makes the following statements:~~

	~~Okay so went onto by YouTube account today. I lost about 1000 subscribers. Give or take. Maybe a few hundred, I don't know.~~
	~~Well let me tell you something: I took over Anonymous. Now I'm the leader. That's not going to change.~~
	~~Anonymous is an opportunity to get things right.~~
	~~The Skypecast will be held on April 30th. . . . It's going to be a Skypecast, where you can ask me questions.~~

	Fast forward to April 30th. During the Skypecast, Fetch yakked and yakked and yakked. Somebody finally played a soundbit yelling at Fetch to shut the hell up, and after three minutes of agreeing that he should be quiet, Fetch finally shuts his mouth and lets some people talk. Fetch then nearly cries when the people who were hosting it with him who he thought were his friends turned out to be trolls and told him what they really thought of him. After some serious RAGE, Fetch is asked what makes him qualified to be Anonymous' leader. Fetch first pretends not to hear the question, and then when it is repeated, he leaves the Skype session. The owner of www.stoppaulfetch.com was win enough to save the whole thing and upload it (in eight parts) to both to his website and YouTube.
	~~==Paul Surrenders==~~

	As of 7/10/08( 10/7/08 for Americans) Paul made a Video Surrendering to Anon. Particularly lulzy is the fact that he considers his relationship with Anonymous to be like an IRL relationship where anon would smack him around and he would take it like a good little whore. What a fag. It is unofficial that he is really surrendering, as in the video he will lie ALOT, so don't get your hopes up. He will most likely bail out of the Surrender in his next video. A side note, whoever called the people of the democratic party to troll them about Paul is a winrar.

	~~He is also creating a new Group called "Teh Hotties", link to site in in the External Links Section.~~

	~~TL;DR Paul realized that he can't lead anonymous, and now he has a group of fags that actually like him, and are somehow much sadder than him for that fact.~~

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2011-04-17T19:00:16Z

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	~~'''~~Paul "Fetch" Carnes~~'''~~ is a ridiculous queer tool who gained instant e-fame when he promised to raise an army and confront Anonymous. It was instantly obvious to Anonymous that his video address was a furious ball of repetitive nothing.		[[File:Mrfetch_mrfetchpaulcarnes.jpg\|thumb\|alt=The nigger on the left is a fucktard too.\|The nigger on the left is a fucktard too.]]

			Paul "Fetch" Carnes [http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Carnes/668608085 ] is a ridiculous queer tool who gained instant e-fame when he promised to raise an army and confront Anonymous. It was instantly obvious to [[Anonymous]] that his video address was a furious ball of repetitive nothing.

			Fetch, who learned of Anonymous from news stories covering [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY]], apparently misunderstood [[Anonymous]] to be an organized group consisting of contentious adolescents looking for a cause. Carnes hoped to [[NYPA\|recruit such anons]] as soldiers to fight his personal battles on the issues of net neutrality and free speech. When declaring himself the King of Anonymous failed, Paul grew petulant. Paul continues to make videos in an effort to troll whore himself to Anonymous and regain his e-fame.

	Carnes, who learned of Anonymous from news stories covering PROJECT CHANOLOGY, apparently misunderstood Anonymous to be an organized group consisting of contentious adolescents looking for a cause. Carnes hoped to recruit such anons as soldiers to fight his personal battles on the issues of net neutrality and free speech. When declaring himself the King of Anonymous failed, Paul grew petulant. Paul continues to make videos in an effort to troll whore himself to Anonymous and regain his e-fame.

	TL;DR: He's a complete fucktard.		TL;DR: He's a complete fucktard.

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'''Paul "Fetch" Carnes''' is a ridiculous queer tool who gained instant e-fame when he promised to raise an army and confront Anonymous. It was instantly obvious to Anonymous that his video address was a furious ball of repetitive nothing.

Carnes, who learned of Anonymous from news stories covering PROJECT CHANOLOGY, apparently misunderstood Anonymous to be an organized group consisting of contentious adolescents looking for a cause. Carnes hoped to recruit such anons as soldiers to fight his personal battles on the issues of net neutrality and free speech. When declaring himself the King of Anonymous failed, Paul grew petulant. Paul continues to make videos in an effort to troll whore himself to Anonymous and regain his e-fame.

TL;DR: He's a complete fucktard.

==Background==
2007 was a busy year for Anonymous. Among other things, they trolled YouTube user Gay Diamond IRL by prank calling HIM and threatening to burn down his trailer house. This prompted Gay Diamond to delete all of his videos and quit YouTube forever. Anonymous showed no signs of slowing down in 2008; by the middle of January the DoS phase of PROJECT CHANOLOGY had already begun. Anonymous' retaliation against Scientology drew widespread news coverage, and the attention of idiots like Paul Carnes.

On Friday January 25, 2008, under the user account mrfetch, Paul Carnes uploaded a video entitled "ANONYMOUS Stand Down!!!," in which he "confronted" Anonymous. Carnes instantly became a YouTube billionaire.

==Anonymous Stand Down==
Carnes' first video. He wore a wife-beater.

Paul orders Anonymous to stand down—11 times. He then appeals to YouTubers to "unite as a tube," and threatens to destroy any Anonymous who choose not "surrender." He promised to reveal his plan of attack—as megalomaniacs are prone to do—in a second video that he would post on Monday.

On January 27, Carnes dropped his own fake dox in the comments for his video, either as a diversion or as a first attempt at raising a personal army. By January 28, his real dox were all over YouTube.
==Paul Fetch according to Paulfetch.info (a faggot site started by his pals)==
Editor's note: There is a rigged vote for/against Cyanterrorist on this site, I voted for him for the lulz, and the site tried to give me a virus. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Another editor's note: The editor above is an idiot. Nothing happens if you vote No, but it does show how failed the script is.

Previous editor's note: My firefox said "Incoming Trojan Detected" or something like that. Unless the site wanted to love me up, that sound like a virus.

===Who is Paul Fetch?===
Paul Fetch is a faggot lover who has stood up for honkie rights, cocks and nuts countless times both in real life and online. On April 17, 2008, Paul Fetch took place as leader of Anonymous and got owned later in October. Since that time, he has done a lot of bullshit, destroying Lulz on the Internet. Even now, with a massive following and tons of support from all directions, Paul has refused any offers to appear on radio or TV (Because he hasn't had any amirite?) preserving his time for leading the single greatest group on the face of the planet. Funny thing is, is that Anonymous has no leader and that faggot trailer trash honkie quit making videos sometime in the begining of October. He now makes idiotic videos on Hotties.org and he currently resides in good ol' Albama and watches NASCAR most of his day.
==Fetch Exposed==
So it turns out Carnes hoped to put together a cabal of 12 super-Anony-spies to infiltrate Anonymous and steer the group in the "right" direction. In relation to this goal, Carnes feared that Anonymous would destroy itself, or that someone like Mark Bunker would beat him to the punch.

Carnes explained all of this via Skype to Cyanterrorist and rickyricardo123, who promptly uploaded the conversation to YouTube in two parts.
==The Skype Implosion==
Carnes eventually pulled himself together. On April 26, he published a video under the cheerful and somewhat suggestive title of I Want You. In the video, he makes the following statements:

Okay so went onto by YouTube account today. I lost about 1000 subscribers. Give or take. Maybe a few hundred, I don't know.
Well let me tell you something: I took over Anonymous. Now I'm the leader. That's not going to change.
Anonymous is an opportunity to get things right.
The Skypecast will be held on April 30th. . . . It's going to be a Skypecast, where you can ask me questions.

Fast forward to April 30th. During the Skypecast, Fetch yakked and yakked and yakked. Somebody finally played a soundbit yelling at Fetch to shut the hell up, and after three minutes of agreeing that he should be quiet, Fetch finally shuts his mouth and lets some people talk. Fetch then nearly cries when the people who were hosting it with him who he thought were his friends turned out to be trolls and told him what they really thought of him. After some serious RAGE, Fetch is asked what makes him qualified to be Anonymous' leader. Fetch first pretends not to hear the question, and then when it is repeated, he leaves the Skype session. The owner of www.stoppaulfetch.com was win enough to save the whole thing and upload it (in eight parts) to both to his website and YouTube.
==Paul Surrenders==

As of 7/10/08( 10/7/08 for Americans) Paul made a Video Surrendering to Anon. Particularly lulzy is the fact that he considers his relationship with Anonymous to be like an IRL relationship where anon would smack him around and he would take it like a good little whore. What a fag. It is unofficial that he is really surrendering, as in the video he will lie ALOT, so don't get your hopes up. He will most likely bail out of the Surrender in his next video. A side note, whoever called the people of the democratic party to troll them about Paul is a winrar.

He is also creating a new Group called "Teh Hotties", link to site in in the External Links Section.

TL;DR Paul realized that he can't lead anonymous, and now he has a group of fags that actually like him, and are somehow much sadder than him for that fact.