Mormon - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 05:05, 14 June 2025

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	[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]		[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]

	'''Morons'''{{~~Muslim~~}}, or members of [[tl;dr\|"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"]] are members of a "church" invented by Joseph Smith, a horny conman and Freemason, in 1830. Smith decided that traditional Christianity wasn't fucking stupid enough, so he set out to create the most [[retard]]ed religion in mankind's history, which surpasses even [[Scientology]] in terms of absurdity. The early [[Lies\|"Church"]] grew through [[Bullshit\|charismatic public speeches]] and fervent missionary work which eventually came to promote [[polygamy]] (and [[pedophiles\|pedophilia]] as a byproduct) as the recruitment drive grew more ferociously fucked up. In a brilliant employment of [[Trolling\|trolling]] for his own [[Profit\|gain]], Joseph realized that the hate brewing against his church would serve to bolster the believers' [[Fursecution\|persecution]] complex, and [[fursecution\|feeling persecuted]] means that you never have to see [[Reality\|the truth]].		'''Morons'''{{Christian}}, or members of [[tl;dr\|"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"]], are members of a "church" invented by Joseph Smith, a horny conman and Freemason, in 1830. Smith decided that traditional Christianity wasn't fucking stupid enough, so he set out to create the most [[retard]]ed religion in mankind's history, which surpasses even [[Scientology]] in terms of absurdity. The early [[Lies\|"Church"]] grew through [[Bullshit\|charismatic public speeches]] and fervent missionary work which eventually came to promote [[polygamy]] (and [[pedophiles\|pedophilia]] as a byproduct) as the recruitment drive grew more ferociously fucked up. In a brilliant employment of [[Trolling\|trolling]] for his own [[Profit\|gain]], Joseph realized that the hate brewing against his church would serve to bolster the believers' [[Fursecution\|persecution]] complex, and [[fursecution\|feeling persecuted]] means that you never have to see [[Reality\|the truth]].

	The result is that wherever they are, Mormons have a higher rate of [[raep\|sex crimes, adultery]], and [[teen]] [[suicide]] than the national average. The only clear answer is that Joseph Smith was doing it for the lulz (and to fuck his cousin). Britfag nutter and DMT enthusiast [[David Icke]] says the LDS Church is obsessed with genealogy not for the purpose of doing ordinances for all corpses but to track their own shapeshifting [[reptoid]] bloodlines.		The result is that wherever they are, Mormons have a higher rate of [[raep\|sex crimes, adultery]], and [[teen]] [[suicide]] than the national average. The only clear answer is that Joseph Smith was doing it for the lulz (and to fuck his cousin). Britfag nutter and DMT enthusiast [[David Icke]] says the LDS Church is obsessed with genealogy not for the purpose of doing ordinances for all corpses but to track their own shapeshifting [[reptoid]] bloodlines.
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Number9999999: They call it "white people Islam" for a reason

2025-02-13T21:13:50Z

They call it "white people Islam" for a reason

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	[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]		[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]

	'''Morons''', or members of [[tl;dr\|"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"]], are members of a "church" invented by Joseph Smith, a horny conman and Freemason, in 1830. Smith decided that traditional Christianity wasn't fucking stupid enough, so he set out to create the most [[retard]]ed religion in mankind's history, which surpasses even [[Scientology]] in terms of absurdity. The early [[Lies\|"Church"]] grew through [[Bullshit\|charismatic public speeches]] and fervent missionary work which eventually came to promote [[polygamy]] (and [[pedophiles\|pedophilia]] as a byproduct) as the recruitment drive grew more ferociously fucked up. In a brilliant employment of [[Trolling\|trolling]] for his own [[Profit\|gain]], Joseph realized that the hate brewing against his church would serve to bolster the believers' [[Fursecution\|persecution]] complex, and [[fursecution\|feeling persecuted]] means that you never have to see [[Reality\|the truth]].		'''Morons'''{{Muslim}}, or members of [[tl;dr\|"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"]] are members of a "church" invented by Joseph Smith, a horny conman and Freemason, in 1830. Smith decided that traditional Christianity wasn't fucking stupid enough, so he set out to create the most [[retard]]ed religion in mankind's history, which surpasses even [[Scientology]] in terms of absurdity. The early [[Lies\|"Church"]] grew through [[Bullshit\|charismatic public speeches]] and fervent missionary work which eventually came to promote [[polygamy]] (and [[pedophiles\|pedophilia]] as a byproduct) as the recruitment drive grew more ferociously fucked up. In a brilliant employment of [[Trolling\|trolling]] for his own [[Profit\|gain]], Joseph realized that the hate brewing against his church would serve to bolster the believers' [[Fursecution\|persecution]] complex, and [[fursecution\|feeling persecuted]] means that you never have to see [[Reality\|the truth]].

	The result is that wherever they are, Mormons have a higher rate of [[raep\|sex crimes, adultery]], and [[teen]] [[suicide]] than the national average. The only clear answer is that Joseph Smith was doing it for the lulz (and to fuck his cousin). Britfag nutter and DMT enthusiast [[David Icke]] says the LDS Church is obsessed with genealogy not for the purpose of doing ordinances for all corpses but to track their own shapeshifting [[reptoid]] bloodlines.		The result is that wherever they are, Mormons have a higher rate of [[raep\|sex crimes, adultery]], and [[teen]] [[suicide]] than the national average. The only clear answer is that Joseph Smith was doing it for the lulz (and to fuck his cousin). Britfag nutter and DMT enthusiast [[David Icke]] says the LDS Church is obsessed with genealogy not for the purpose of doing ordinances for all corpses but to track their own shapeshifting [[reptoid]] bloodlines.
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	*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].		*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].
	*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>		*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>
			*Maddox, before he converted to atheism
	*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]		*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]
	* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.		* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.

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	*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].		*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].
	*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>		*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>
	*Maddox, before he converted to atheism
	*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]		*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]
	* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.		* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.

imported>Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd: /* Notable Mormons */

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Notable Mormons

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	*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].		*Aaron Eckhart, who played Harvey Dent in [[The Dark Knight]]. He spent two years of his life trying to convert people while on his mission in [[France]] and [[Switzerland]].
	*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>		*David Archuleta from [[American Idol]].<br>
			*Maddox, before he converted to atheism
	*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]		*This [[MILF]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/BookofMormonReader]
	* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.		* Founder of the Marriott and Hyatt Hotel chains.

imported>CuntDistroyer at 07:41, 13 October 2018

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	{{spoiler\| [[glenn beck\| joseph smith married and raped a 14 year old girl]]}}		{{spoiler\| [[glenn beck\| joseph smith married and raped a 14 year old girl]]}}
	[[Image:MormonTshirt.jpg\|thumb\|She lies, but don't tell the Bishop]]		[[Image:MormonTshirt.jpg\|thumb\|She lies, but don't tell the Bishop]]
	~~[[File:Realchloenude.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Mormon wife]]~~
	[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]		[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]

imported>CuntDistroyer at 01:40, 12 October 2018

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	*'''The Word of Wisdom'''. This is where the no [[coffee]], [[alcohol]], or tobacco comes from.		*'''The Word of Wisdom'''. This is where the no [[coffee]], [[alcohol]], or tobacco comes from.
	*'''The Second Coming''' will touch down in the place this whole mess began, the Garden of Eden, in Jackson County Missouri ([[srsly]]).		*'''The Second Coming''' will touch down in the place this whole mess began, the Garden of Eden, in Jackson County Missouri ([[srsly]]).
	*'''Temple Recommends''' are necessary to get into Mormon temples and they ~~can~~ only ~~be obtained~~ by ~~wedding a young woman thrice then impregnating her mother AND sister~~.		*'''Temple Recommends''' are necessary to get into Mormon temples and perform required useless functions to get into (Celestial heaven®)(premium heaven) since they are the only self-righteous people allowed to go to premium heaven. It is a verification issued by the bishop that verifies you have paid 10% of your salary to the LDS organization.
	*'''The children of Adam and Eve needed incest to propagate the species''' ([[srsly]]).		*'''The children of Adam and Eve needed incest to propagate the species''' ([[srsly]]).
	*'''[[Batshit\|Doctrine of Eternal Progression]]''', the reward for a race well run:		*'''[[Batshit\|Doctrine of Eternal Progression]]''', the reward for a race well run:

imported>Memememememe: /* American Islam */

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American Islam

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	===American [[Islam]]===		===American [[Islam]]===
	In many ways, Moronism is the closest thing the [[USA]] has to a home-grown [[Islam]]: both [[crazy\|srsly stranger]] offshoots of [[Christian]]ity, they spread their beliefs by fightin' round the world during the life of the main [[prophet\|profit]]. Both prophets were heavily into [[loli]]. Both used promises of [[loli]], polygamy, and [[win]]ning at [[violence]] to recruit [[low-life\|low-lives]]. Both claimed better [[telephone\|direct lines of conversation]] with [[God]] and more [[LOL]]able miracles than [[Raptor Jesus\|Chrestos]] ever had. Both have holy books with slabs copied from [[Canon\|the Bible]] (directly in the Book of Moron and strange [[shoop\|mashup]]s in the other one). Both [[love]]d [[cash\|lucre]], and relied on getting it from [[women]] at crucial times.		In many ways, Moronism is the closest thing the [[USA]] has to a home-grown [[Islam]]: both [[crazy\|srsly stranger]] offshoots of [[Christian]]ity, they spread their beliefs by fightin' round the world during the life of the main [[prophet\|profit]]. Both hated alcohol and therefore having any kind of fun in general. Both prophets were heavily into [[loli]]. Both used promises of [[loli]], polygamy, and [[win]]ning at [[violence]] to recruit [[low-life\|low-lives]]. Both claimed better [[telephone\|direct lines of conversation]] with [[God]] and more [[LOL]]able miracles than [[Raptor Jesus\|Chrestos]] ever had. Both have holy books with slabs copied from [[Canon\|the Bible]] (directly in the Book of Moron and strange [[shoop\|mashup]]s in the other one). Both [[love]]d [[cash\|lucre]], and relied on getting it from [[women]] at crucial times.

	They also share big splits over stuff connected to the second [[prophet\|profit]]. Both are designed to guarantee pilgrimage and [[money]] for particular cities in the desert. A key difference: the Morons had to build [[Las Vegas\|Salt Lake City]] to draw the [[fucktard\|rube]]s but Mohammad only had to promise to keep up Mecca's popularity with [[religious]] tourists to [[pwn\|get given]] the place.		They also share big splits over stuff connected to the second [[prophet\|profit]]. Both are designed to guarantee pilgrimage and [[money]] for particular cities in the desert. A key difference: the Morons had to build [[Las Vegas\|Salt Lake City]] to draw the [[fucktard\|rube]]s but Mohammad only had to promise to keep up Mecca's popularity with [[religious]] tourists to [[pwn\|get given]] the place.

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	{{spoiler\| [[glenn beck\| joseph smith married and raped a 14 year old girl]]}}		{{spoiler\| [[glenn beck\| joseph smith married and raped a 14 year old girl]]}}
	[[Image:MormonTshirt.jpg\|thumb\|She lies, but don't tell the Bishop]]		[[Image:MormonTshirt.jpg\|thumb\|She lies, but don't tell the Bishop]]
	~~[[File:Realchloenude.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Mormon wife]]~~
	[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]		[[Image:HamasPeople.jpg\|thumb\|[[Islam\|Mormon]] missionaries, carrying the Book of Mormon.]]