Monica Lewinsky - Revision history

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	*[https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question Jewinsky, who is only famous for one reason, storms out of (((Israeli publicity event))) after a questioner mentions that one reason] (Archived: {{archive\|XgRbs\|1}} {{wayback\|https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question\|title=2}})		*[https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question Jewinsky, who is only famous for one reason, storms out of (((Israeli publicity event))) after a questioner mentions that one reason] (Archived: {{archive\|XgRbs\|1}} {{wayback\|https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question\|title=2}})
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	*[http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03/every-rap-song-that-mentions-monica-lewinsky.html Every Rap Song That Mentions Monica Lewinsky]		*[http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03/every-rap-song-that-mentions-monica-lewinsky.html Every Rap Song That Mentions Monica Lewinsky]
	*[http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/monica-dad-nbc-lay-article-1.846586 Monica Lewinsky's Daddy threatens LOLSUIT against "Law & Order SVU" for using "lewinsky" to mean "blowjob" (1999)]		*[http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/monica-dad-nbc-lay-article-1.846586 Monica Lewinsky's Daddy threatens LOLSUIT against "Law & Order SVU" for using "lewinsky" to mean "blowjob" (1999)]
			*[https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question Jewinsky, who is only famous for one reason, storms out of (((Israeli publicity event))) after a questioner mentions that one reason] (Archived: {{archive\|XgRbs\|1}} {{wayback\|https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question\|title=2}})
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	Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is [[Irony\|blowing]] and knows she can [[Irony\|milk]] more bucks out of the [[Millennials\|new generation]] of [[Irony\|suckers,]] to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as [[Warren G. Harding\|Warren G. Harding.]] But never mind all that, what counts is the [[Irony\|column inches.]] And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, [[Whore\|Monica]] can even [[Lie\|completely reverse her story]] and earn [[WTF\|plaudits for her bravery.]]		Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is [[Irony\|blowing]] and knows she can [[Irony\|milk]] more bucks out of the [[Millennials\|new generation]] of [[Irony\|suckers,]] to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as [[Warren G. Harding\|Warren G. Harding.]] But never mind all that, what counts is the [[Irony\|column inches.]] And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, [[Whore\|Monica]] can even [[Lie\|completely reverse her story]] and earn [[WTF\|plaudits for her bravery.]]

	{{quote\|'''Lewinsky goes much deeper, however, and [[Lies\|brilliantly challenges her own previous narrative.]] Four years ago, she still wrote of her relationship with Clinton as consensual. It was important for her to own her sexuality as a marker of her own agency, and she did not want to see herself as a victim. “Sure, my boss took advantage of me,” she wrote then. The abuse came after, in order to protect his power.'''\|[[Idiot\|Suzanne Moore,]] [[Obvious\|The Guardian,]] [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power March 1, 2018] (Archived: {{archive\|63YsQ\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power\|title=2}})}}		{{quote\|'''Lewinsky goes much deeper, however, and [[Lies\|brilliantly challenges her own previous narrative.]] Four years ago, she still wrote of her relationship with Clinton as [[Prostitution\|consensual.]] It was important for her to own her sexuality as a marker of her [[Inconsistent Personality Disorder\|own agency,]] and she did not want to see herself as a victim. “Sure, my boss took advantage of me,” she wrote then. [[Faulty Logic\|The abuse came after, in order to protect his power.]]'''\|[[Idiot\|Suzanne Moore,]] [[Obvious\|The Guardian,]] [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power March 1, 2018] (Archived: {{archive\|63YsQ\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power\|title=2}})}}
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	===Monica's Attention Whore Tour 2014-2015===		===Monica's Attention Whore Tour 2014-2015===

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	[[Attention whore]]s are like [[herpes]]: once they start riding the media's cock, they never go away. Addicted to the attention, these [[whores]] keep coming back for their fix. So it is with Monica, who just never gets the hint that 1) she's a [[whore]] and 2) we all want whores to [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]] once their (blow)job is done.		[[Attention whore]]s are like [[herpes]]: once they start riding the media's cock, they never go away. Addicted to the attention, these [[whores]] keep coming back for their fix. So it is with Monica, who just never gets the hint that 1) she's a [[whore]] and 2) we all want whores to [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]] once their (blow)job is done.

	==2018: "Abuse of Power!"==		==[[The Current Year\|2018:]] [[Bullshit\|"Abuse of Power!"]]==

	Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is [[Irony\|blowing]] and knows she can [[Irony\|milk]] more bucks out of the [[Millennials\|new generation]] of [[Irony\|suckers,]] to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as [[Warren G. Harding\|Warren G. Harding.]] But never mind all that, what counts is the [[Irony\|column inches.]] And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, [[Whore\|Monica]] can even [[Lie\|completely reverse her story]] and earn [[WTF\|plaudits for her bravery.]]		Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is [[Irony\|blowing]] and knows she can [[Irony\|milk]] more bucks out of the [[Millennials\|new generation]] of [[Irony\|suckers,]] to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as [[Warren G. Harding\|Warren G. Harding.]] But never mind all that, what counts is the [[Irony\|column inches.]] And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, [[Whore\|Monica]] can even [[Lie\|completely reverse her story]] and earn [[WTF\|plaudits for her bravery.]]

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	'''Monica [[amirite\|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.		'''Monica [[amirite\|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.

	As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.		As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim]] of an [[Almost Rape\|abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.

	[[Some argue\|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton\|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton\|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000\|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources\|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge\|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks\|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).		[[Some argue\|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton\|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton\|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000\|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources\|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge\|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks\|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).

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	'''Monica [[amirite\|~~Jewinsky~~]]''' is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.		'''Monica [[amirite\|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.

	As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.		As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.

			[[Some argue\|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton\|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton\|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000\|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources\|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge\|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks\|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).
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	'''Monica [[amirite\|Jewinsky]]''' is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton]]. ~~She~~ regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.		'''Monica [[amirite\|Jewinsky]]''' is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.

	As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.		As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.

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	'''Monica [[amirite\|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.		'''Monica [[amirite\|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl\|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore\|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton\|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS\|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings\|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.

	As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim of an abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.		As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT\|the victim]] of an [[Almost Rape\|abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis\|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion\|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans\|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.

	[[Some argue\|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton\|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton\|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000\|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources\|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge\|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks\|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).		[[Some argue\|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton\|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton\|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000\|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources\|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge\|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks\|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).