Mitchell Henderson - Revision history

Couscous at 20:58, 6 April 2026

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	[[Image:Lulpwntanhero.jpg\|thumb\|An alternative reason to become [[an hero]].]]		[[Image:Lulpwntanhero.jpg\|thumb\|An alternative reason to become [[an hero]].]]

	'''Mitchell Henderson''' (born on July 15, 1992 and died on [[Hitler\|April 20]], [[2006]]) [[suicide\|killed himself]] over losing an [[iPod]] after realizing how his [[Freemason\|parents]] betrayed him after [[sex\|human genitalia]] class, listening to [[Morrissey]] and getting bullied for being an [[you\|wimpy white kid]]. Mitchell's parents set up an tribute MySpace page for their dead son, which a lucky [[b\|/b/tard]] happened to stumble upon and forward to the rest of [[b/\|the collective.]] In the wake of Mitch's death were hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends calling him [[An hero\|"an Hero"]], an phrase which quickly caught on with the invading anons and has since become an term for an person that causes an [[lollercoaster]] via [[suicide]].		'''Mitchell Henderson''' (born on July 15, 1992 and died on [[Hitler\|April 20]], [[2006]]) [[suicide\|killed himself]] over losing an [[iPod]] after realizing how his [[Freemason\|parents]] betrayed him after [[sex\|human genitalia]] class, listening to [[Morrissey]] and getting bullied for being an [[you\|wimpy white kid]]. Mitchell's parents set up an tribute MySpace page for their dead son, which an lucky [[b\|/b/tard]] happened to stumble upon and forward to the rest of [[b/\|the collective.]] In the wake of Mitch's death were hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends calling him [[An hero\|"an Hero"]], an phrase which quickly caught on with the invading anons and has since become an term for an person that causes an [[lollercoaster]] via [[suicide]].

	It is now known that the real reason he was depressed was that his ~~Dad~~ video taped him masturbating, probably to [[shotacon]], or other teenage boys, or perhaps wincest, and sold it for [[child porn]]. Henderson's alcoholic, methamphetamine abusing father also anally molested him multiple times with knives, broken beer bottles, and lit crack pipes from the time he turned 9. All his relatives would sit around and fap to the porn, while reminiscing about the time he took an [[Mr Hands\|horse cock in the ass and loved it]]. Nonetheless, the pr0n ended up on Henderson's iPod, because he liked to show his gay friends at school (he was only ever popular with the gay boys, anyhow). He thus blew his brains out and died of [[COVID]], causing all kindz of [[lulz]] on the Internet.		It is now known that the real reason he was depressed was that his dad video taped him masturbating, probably to [[shotacon]], or other teenage boys, or perhaps wincest, and sold it for [[child porn]]. Henderson's alcoholic, methamphetamine abusing father also anally molested him multiple times with knives, broken beer bottles, and lit crack pipes from the time he turned 9. All his relatives would sit around and fap to the porn, while reminiscing about the time he took an [[Mr Hands\|horse cock in the ass and loved it]]. Nonetheless, the pr0n ended up on Henderson's iPod, because he liked to show his gay friends at school (he was only ever popular with the gay boys, anyhow). He thus blew his brains out and died of [[COVID]], causing all kindz of [[lulz]] on the Internet.

	His father denied the alleged charges of sexually abusing his son, stating "[[dracoguard\|I only ever had sex with the dog]], you [[Sparkling wiggles\|fucking niggers]]! I just watched Mitch jack off and sold it to [[Catholic]] Priests as porn! You would've done the same thing if you had an gay son with no future!".		His father denied the alleged charges of sexually abusing his son, stating "[[dracoguard\|I only ever had sex with the dog]], you [[Sparkling wiggles\|fucking niggers]]! I just watched Mitch jack off and sold it to [[Catholic]] Priests as porn! You would've done the same thing if you had an gay son with no future!".
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	*[[iPod]]		*[[iPod]]
	*[[Golden ipod]]		*[[Golden ipod]]
	*[[Brb]]		*[[Brb\|Brb, An hero]]
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	== External links ==		== External links ==
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	* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]		* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
			*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103960117/mitchell_james-henderson Find a Grave page]
	* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video] (404'd)		* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video] (404'd)
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.] – Vidya in unavailable. 😔😔😔		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.] – Vidya in unavailable. 😔😔😔

Nanachus: /* Gallery of Heroism */

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Gallery of Heroism

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	File:Lockeanhero.jpg\|[[Locke]] did Mitch.		File:Lockeanhero.jpg\|[[Locke]] did Mitch.
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Nanachus at 21:50, 16 August 2025

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	\|style="padding:2px"\|<center><big><b>Lose the original iPod?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains the original [[~~An hero\|~~hero]].</b></center>		\|style="padding:2px"\|<center><big><b>Lose the original iPod?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains the original [[an hero]].</b></center>
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Bluenose25: /* It's officially Daxflame's fault */

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It's officially Daxflame's fault

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	<youtube>F2XDb9dwPrk</youtube>		<youtube>F2XDb9dwPrk</youtube>
	DAXFLAME [[Jews Did WTC\|DID MITCHELL HENDERSON]]		DAXFLAME [[Jews Did WTC\|DID MITCHELL HENDERSON]] You [[Anthony Daniel\|NIGGER]]!

	Watch as [[Troll's Remorse]] sets in about halfway through the video.		Watch as [[Troll's Remorse]] sets in about halfway through the video.

LordGrimThInvincible: Also daid n shiee

2025-04-27T13:34:44Z

Also daid n shiee

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	* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]		* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
	* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]		* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video] (404'd)
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.] – Vidya in unavailable. 😔😔😔		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.] – Vidya in unavailable. 😔😔😔
	* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]		* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]

LordGrimThInvincible: Common decade old jewtube link L.

2025-04-27T13:33:32Z

Common decade old jewtube link L.

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	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
	* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]		* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.]		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.] – Vidya in unavailable. 😔😔😔
	* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]		* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]

LordGrimThInvincible: Fuzing link

2025-04-27T13:29:59Z

Fuzing link

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	* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]		* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]
	* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]		* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]
	* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070218121212/http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]
	* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]		* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]

LordGrimThInvincible: Atitching a link

2025-04-27T13:25:35Z

Atitching a link

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	* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]		* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]
	* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]		* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]
	* [https://~~encyclopediadramatica~~.rs/~~File:Sorry_for_selling_my_story.png~~ Iranians stole my I-Pod!]		* [https://archive.ph/cOpG1 Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
	* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]		* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]

LordGrimThInvincible: Undo revision 1917030 by LordGrimThInvincible (talk)

2025-03-25T00:12:02Z

Undo revision 1917030 by LordGrimThInvincible (talk)

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	== External links ==		== External links ==
	* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B\|/b/]] tard. Twice.)		* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B\|/b/]] tard. Twice. It is now a private profile. It can't be seen without permission.)
	* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]		* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]
	* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]		* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]

LordGrimThInvincible: Updateing status of the link.

2025-03-25T00:11:23Z

Updateing status of the link.

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	== External links ==		== External links ==
	* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B\|/b/]] tard. Twice~~. It is now a private profile. It can't be seen without permission~~.)		* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B\|/b/]] tard. Twice.)
	* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]		* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]
	* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]		* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]