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	[[Image:Minneapolis.jpg\|thumb\|Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic.]]		[[Image:Minneapolis.jpg\|thumb\|Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic.]]

	Minneapolis is the largest city in [[Minnesota]].<br>		'''Minneapolis''' is the largest city in [[Minnesota]].<br>

	==Overview==		==Overview==

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	The concrete abomination the Minnesotan's call the Metrodome produced lulz of epic proportions when it's roof fell due to [[over 9,000]] cubic tons of snow piling up on top of it. This event coupled with the 35W bridge collapse raises the question of why the fuck people still live there.		The concrete abomination the Minnesotan's call the Metrodome produced lulz of epic proportions when it's roof fell due to [[over 9,000]] cubic tons of snow piling up on top of it. This event coupled with the 35W bridge collapse raises the question of why the fuck people still live there.

			The mass murderer of 9, [[Jeff Weise]], was born and raised here in his early days.

	==Economy==		==Economy==

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	[[Image:Icehouse.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Minnesotan home.]]		[[Image:Icehouse.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Minnesotan home.]]

	Citizens stay inside and watch TV or go on the [[internets]]. Idiots like to sculpt ice in the winter, irritating the rest of the populace with their stupid news features and festivals. Hunkering down for winter, Minnesotans wanted to ensure a good supply of late night comedy and so elected Jesse Ventura as their Governor in 1998. It is the only time in history that Ventura came before Schwarzenegger in the credits.		Citizens stay inside and watch TV or go on the [[internets]]. Idiots like to sculpt ice in the winter, irritating the rest of the populace with their stupid news features and festivals. Hunkering down for winter, Minnesotans wanted to ensure a good supply of late night comedy and so elected [[Jesse Ventura]] as their Governor in 1998. It is the only time in history that Ventura came before Schwarzenegger in the credits.

	Minneapolis is also home to [[At_least_100\|at least 100]] scenesters for its [[gay\|faggy]] music [[scene]] and numerous coffeehouses. Also, the weather provides a perfect catalyst for [[cutting]], because the blood running down one's arms provides exceptional warmth.		Minneapolis is also home to [[At_least_100\|at least 100]] scenesters for its [[gay\|faggy]] music [[scene]] and numerous coffeehouses. Also, the weather provides a perfect catalyst for [[cutting]], because the blood running down one's arms provides exceptional warmth.

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[[Image:Minneapolis.jpg|thumb|Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic.]]

Minneapolis is the largest city in [[Minnesota]]. 

==Overview==

[[Image:Prince.jpg|thumb|The Artist Formerly Known as the Only Black Person in Minnesota. He soon left.]]

Minneapolis was founded when old Scandanavian men needed a place to go away from their wives and [[in the ass|ice-fish]] in peace. It is believed a lot of [[homosexual]] behavior was also involved.

==Demographics==

<s>It's all Swedes. White as snow and about as exciting. The [[lazy|disenfranchised]] [[niggers|minorities]] and [[alcohol|native americans]] compete for scraps of [[mcdonalds|Chipolte]] from the mouths of the [[fags|art students]] and to [[rape|make friends]] with their [[assburgers|genious]] [[pedo|children]].</s> Minneapolis is infested with [[niggers]].

==Climate==

Minneapolis receives between one buttload and five metric-fuck-tons of snow each year. They have two seasons: Winter and Road Construction. Commute times are the same, either due to snow and ice or the closing off of all but one lane on one road for Construction season. It is fucking cold, jeezuz christ doncha know, and no one knows why we're still here.

==Culture==

[[Image:Icehouse.jpg|thumb|Typical Minnesotan home.]]

Citizens stay inside and watch TV or go on the [[internets]]. Idiots like to sculpt ice in the winter, irritating the rest of the populace with their stupid news features and festivals. Hunkering down for winter, Minnesotans wanted to ensure a good supply of late night comedy and so elected Jesse Ventura as their Governor in 1998. It is the only time in history that Ventura came before Schwarzenegger in the credits.

Minneapolis is also home to [[At_least_100|at least 100]] scenesters for its [[gay|faggy]] music [[scene]] and numerous coffeehouses. Also, the weather provides a perfect catalyst for [[cutting]], because the blood running down one's arms provides exceptional warmth.

One beneficial aspect of the cold weather is a complete lack of homeless people. J.D. Power and Associates dubbed Minneapolis "Murderapolis" in honor of its lethal winters.

Minnesotans speak "Scandahoovian", a dialect of English.

Recently the most popular activity in Minneapolis has become protesting; at least 100 people showed up in front of the local Church of [[Scientology]] branch on both February 10th and March 15th asking them to please GTFO, or we'll fill your lobby with lutefisk. Given that 100 people accounts for roughly 10% of the entire population of Minneapolis in the winter, it can safely be assumed that Minnesota haet Scientology.

The concrete abomination the Minnesotan's call the Metrodome produced lulz of epic proportions when it's roof fell due to [[over 9,000]] cubic tons of snow piling up on top of it. This event coupled with the 35W bridge collapse raises the question of why the fuck people still live there.

==Economy==

There are only two things you can buy in Minneapolis; food and coats. It is the closest thing America has to communism with every citizen receiving a free TV, fishing pole and internet connection.

Minneapolis is also home to the [[college|University]] of [[Minnesota]], which offers study in the fields of [[douchebag]]gery, [[marijuana]] education, advanced [[beer]] drinking, [[women's studies]], and modern homosexual fashion trends.

==[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse|I-35W Bridge Collapse]]==
[[Image:35w_om_nom_nom_nom.jpg|thumb|in ur hiway eatin ur carz]]
On August 1, 2007, the city of Minneapolis [[divide by zero|divided by zero]] on the I-35W bridge. OH SHI--

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Minneapolis - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 12:48, 2 September 2025

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota. ==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota. ==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota. ==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota. ==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota.
==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota.
==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota.
==Overview== [[I..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Minneapolis, seen here during Road Construction. Note lack of traffic. Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota.
==Overview== [[I..."