Minecraft - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 18:00, 12 July 2025

2025-07-12T18:00:58Z

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-{{achtung|It's no surprise this game got a [[Stupid|stupid]] movie.}}
+{{achtung|It's no surprise this game got a [[stupid]] movie.}}
 {{spoilers|the Minecraft movie is just the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie all over again}}
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 == A Minecraft Movie ==
-<center><youtube>PE2YZhcC4NY</youtube></center>
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 [[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg|thumb|right|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]
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 === Chaos in movie theaters ===
-➖🟩🟩🟩<br>
+[[File:Active Shooter.jpeg|thumb|right|Surprisingly, these nightmarish audiences did not motivate anyone to do what [[James Holmes]] did.]]
 [[Gen Z]] started a cum-swappingly lulzy trend where they riot and waste popcorn whenever they see a meme moment from the trailers (i.e. any instance of Jack Black saying the name of something from Minecraft in the most retarded tone he can muster). [[WTF|One guy even brought an actual chicken to the theaters]].
 ==The Man==

Paul in the Mall at 03:23, 5 July 2025

2025-07-05T03:23:39Z

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	{{spoilers\|the Minecraft movie is just the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie all over again}}		{{spoilers\|the Minecraft movie is just the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie all over again}}
	{{hell}}		{{hell}}
			{{AspieFandom}}

	[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png\|thumb\|Welcome to Minecraft!]]		[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png\|thumb\|Welcome to Minecraft!]]

Kento nakajima: /* External Links */

2025-05-13T23:00:08Z

External Links

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	* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]		* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]
	* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]		* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]
			* [https://api.files.vc/files/j24/e326651b4979be1dc48042e43bd6bc82.mp4 the entire minecraft movie]
	{{#setlogo:Minecraft-Wiki.png}}		{{#setlogo:Minecraft-Wiki.png}}
	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}

The PolishPrince: /* External Links */

2025-05-09T23:45:38Z

External Links

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	{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}		{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}

	{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[~~TBA~~]]}}		{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[India]]}}


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The PolishPrince: /* External Links */

2025-05-08T00:02:34Z

External Links

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	{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}		{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}

	{{timeline\|~~[[AOTN\|Featured article]]~~ May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}		{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}


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The PolishPrince: /* External Links */

2025-05-07T23:59:00Z

External Links

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	{{Mmoseries}}		{{Mmoseries}}
	{{dying alone}}		{{dying alone}}

	{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}		{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}

			{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}


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Paul in the Mall at 17:32, 22 April 2025

2025-04-22T17:32:36Z

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	* Overused IP		* Overused IP
	* BBE (Big Black Enderman)		* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
	*CHICKEN JOCKEY		* CHICKEN JOCKEY
	* Iron Golem		* Iron Golem
	* Illagers		* Illagers
	* LAVA CHICKEN		* LAVA CHICKEN

			This "movie" is in reality a barely disguised meme compilation starring Jack Black. Here's a summarization of how every scene plays out in a nutshell:

	~~https://autocompressor~~.~~net/av1?s=3nQy6dzF#google_vignette~~		*Steve and the gang run into literally fucking anything
			*"Ooh guys check this out it's a (INSERT MINECRAFT THING HERE) it's totally cool"
			*Henry is cracked at using it
			*Garrett [[Internet Tough Guy\|acts all tough but sucks]] but through dumb luck gets out of the situation unscathed
			*Natalie and Dawn are flabbergasted at how much of a mindfuck everything is

			There's also a character named General [[Big Chungus\|Chungus]] and the Earth scenes take place in [[Big Chungus\|Chuglass]], [[Idaho]].

	=== Chaos in movie theaters ===		=== Chaos in movie theaters ===
	[[Gen Z]] started a cum swappingly lulzy trend where they riot ~~when~~ they see a meme.		➖🟩🟩🟩<br>
			➖🟩🟩⬛️<br>
			➖🟩🟩🟩<br>
			➖➖🟦➖⬜️⬜️<br>
			➖➖🟦🟩⬜️⬛️<br>
			➖➖🟦➖⬜️⬜️🟧<br>
			⬜️⬜️⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️🟥<br>
			⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️<br>
			⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️<br>
			➖➖🟨<br>
			➖➖🟨🟨

			[[Gen Z]] started a cum-swappingly lulzy trend where they riot and waste popcorn whenever they see a meme moment from the trailers (i.e. any instance of Jack Black saying the name of something from Minecraft in the most retarded tone he can muster). [[WTF\|One guy even brought an actual chicken to the theaters]].

	==The Man==		==The Man==

Kento nakajima: /* A Minecraft Movie */

2025-04-22T16:41:00Z

A Minecraft Movie

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	<b>Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.</b>		<b>Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.</b>

	=== A Minecraft Movie ===		== A Minecraft Movie ==
	<center><youtube>PE2YZhcC4NY</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>PE2YZhcC4NY</youtube></center>
	[[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg\|thumb\|right\|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]		[[File:UglyfuckingPinksheep.jpg\|thumb\|right\|BAAAAAAA-ACK]]
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	* BBE (Big Black Enderman)		* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
	*CHICKEN JOCKEY		*CHICKEN JOCKEY
			* Iron Golem
			* Illagers
			* LAVA CHICKEN


			https://autocompressor.net/av1?s=3nQy6dzF#google_vignette

			=== Chaos in movie theaters ===
			[[Gen Z]] started a cum swappingly lulzy trend where they riot when they see a meme.

	==The Man==		==The Man==

Kento nakajima: /* Aggressive Mobs */

2025-04-13T22:48:36Z

Aggressive Mobs

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	*[[Shitstorm\|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum\|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.		*[[Shitstorm\|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum\|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
	*[[Slenderman\|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape\|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks\|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit\|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo\|self-harm]].		*[[Slenderman\|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape\|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks\|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit\|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo\|self-harm]].
			*Pillagers - the traitors of a minecraft village and the evil version of the minecraft villagers. These Sadistic faggots have a tendency of murdering villagers and you.
	*[[Magick\|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum\|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].		*[[Magick\|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum\|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
	*[[Tentacle Rape\|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers\|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!		*[[Tentacle Rape\|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers\|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!

HellenicTrapstar: /* A Minecraft Movie */

2025-04-09T00:37:24Z

A Minecraft Movie

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	* Overused IP		* Overused IP
	* BBE (Big Black Enderman)		* BBE (Big Black Enderman)
			*CHICKEN JOCKEY

	==The Man==		==The Man==

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	{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}		{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}

	{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[~~TBA~~]]}}		{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[India]]}}


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	{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}		{{timeline\|[[AOTN\|Featured article]] December 23 & 24, [[2014]]\|[[The Great Torrent Raid]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Arab Spring]]}}

	{{timeline\|~~[[AOTN\|Featured article]]~~ May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}		{{timeline\|Article of the Now May 10 & 11, [[2025]]\|[[Charles Bishop]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}


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	*[[Shitstorm\|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum\|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.		*[[Shitstorm\|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum\|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
	*[[Slenderman\|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape\|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks\|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit\|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo\|self-harm]].		*[[Slenderman\|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape\|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks\|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit\|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo\|self-harm]].
			*Pillagers - the traitors of a minecraft village and the evil version of the minecraft villagers. These Sadistic faggots have a tendency of murdering villagers and you.
	*[[Magick\|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum\|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].		*[[Magick\|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum\|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
	*[[Tentacle Rape\|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers\|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!		*[[Tentacle Rape\|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers\|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!