Mike Matei - Revision history

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	This feud appeared to be short lived or as some sort of ploy, as in a video Mike released a week after this drama involving some [[Nintendo\|NES]] [[hacks]], Joueur du Grenier makes a very short cameo in it.		This feud appeared to be short lived or as some sort of ploy, as in a video Mike released a week after this drama involving some [[Nintendo\|NES]] [[hacks]], Joueur du Grenier makes a very short cameo in it.

	{{~~ytuser~~\|joueurdugrenier\|Joueur du Grenier's Channel}}		{{yt\|u\|joueurdugrenier\|Joueur du Grenier's Channel}}

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	As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]],		As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]],

	'''Mike Matei''' also known as [[✡]][[Kike\|Mike the Kike]][[✡]] is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].		'''Michael "Mike" Matei''', also known as [[✡]][[Kike\|Mike the Kike]][[✡]] is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].

	However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].		However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].

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	[[Image:NerdMatei.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A good example of Matei's [[fail\|awesome]] drawing skills.]]		[[Image:NerdMatei.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A good example of Matei's [[fail\|awesome]] drawing skills.]]

	As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]], '''Mike Matei''' is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].		As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]],

			'''Mike Matei''' also known as [[✡]][[Kike\|Mike the Kike]][[✡]] is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].

	However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].		However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].

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Huge 'penis'

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	[[File:MikeMateiPenis.jpg\|thumb\|One of the images.]]		[[File:MikeMateiPenis.jpg\|thumb\|One of the images.]]
	[[File:MateiPenis.jpg\|thumb\|You be the judge.]]		[[File:MateiPenis.jpg\|thumb\|You be the judge.]]
			[[File:Mike matei penis.jpg\|thumb\|His own tweet.]]

	A "meme" that became prevalent in late 2014, and stems from a couple of recent photographs. The [[unfunny]] joke is to make comments related to Mike Matei's supposed [[Lie\|huge penis]]. Comments asking about this have flooded recent Nerd videos, especially his 'Twelve Days of Shitsmas' stuff.		A "meme" that became prevalent in late 2014, and stems from a couple of recent photographs. The [[unfunny]] joke is to make comments related to Mike Matei's supposed [[Lie\|huge penis]]. Comments asking about this have flooded recent Nerd videos, especially his 'Twelve Days of Shitsmas' stuff.
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	Of course he had to take time out of his life to measure it first for the fans after chugging back bottles of Viagra. But we all know the fanboys' mindset by now, it'll still forever be a part of their wet dreams.		Of course he had to take time out of his life to measure it first for the fans after chugging back bottles of Viagra. But we all know the fanboys' mindset by now, it'll still forever be a part of their wet dreams.



	=== Mike Matei animated ===		=== Mike Matei animated ===

imported>2blac Negur: /* Mike's Shit Comics */

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Mike's Shit Comics

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			These make [[Wyatt Mann\|A. Wyatt Mann's]] comics look like comedic masterpieces, and even his work is [[offensive\|not intended to be funny.]]

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Clint Beastwood: /* Minecrap */

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Minecrap

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	=== Minecrap ===		=== Brown Bricks in Minecrap ===
	In Jan 2012, Mike Matei released a video showing off ''[[Minecraft]]: [[Penis\|Pocket Edition]]''. This is another one of those videos that is being [[censorship\|monitored]] by Mike. But who can blame him as the video consists of him and for god knows what reason [[lol wut\|Inspector Gadget as a special guest]] (with Mike doing a horrible voice impression of him of course). The jokes in the video are about as funny as the stuff you find on [[Uncyclopedia]], with the Inspector Gadget impression saying [[unfunny\|hilarious]] things like [[Minecraft\|"Minecrap"]] which leads to award-winning lines like this [[aspies\|"I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days]], [[shit\|it's because they love to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap."]] Even though it sounds like some harmless shitty joke, if you look at it from a different perspective, it can be possibly [[offensive]], as he might be saying that [[aspies]] like to play with their own shit.		In Jan 2012, Mike Matei released a video showing off ''[[Minecraft]]: [[Penis\|Pocket Edition]]''. This is another one of those videos that is being [[censorship\|monitored]] by Mike. But who can blame him as the video consists of him and for god knows what reason [[lol wut\|Inspector Gadget as a special guest]] (with Mike doing a horrible voice impression of him of course). The jokes in the video are about as funny as the stuff you find on [[Uncyclopedia]], with the Inspector Gadget impression saying [[unfunny\|hilarious]] things like [[Minecraft\|"Minecrap"]] which leads to award-winning lines like this [[aspies\|"I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days]], [[shit\|it's because they love to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap."]] Even though it sounds like some harmless shitty joke, if you look at it from a different perspective, it can be possibly [[offensive]], as he might be saying that [[aspies]] like to play with their own shit.

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	[[Image:NerdMatei.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A good example of Matei's [[fail\|awesome]] drawing skills.]]		[[Image:NerdMatei.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A good example of Matei's [[fail\|awesome]] drawing skills.]]

	As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]], '''Mike Matei''' is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].		As James Rolfe's <s>masochistic right-hand man</s> house nigger and ascending [[lolcow]],

			'''Mike Matei''' also known as [[✡]][[Kike\|Mike the Kike]][[✡]] is responsible for [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|cleaning up comments]] on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account, drawing [[shit\|pretty]] pictures of the Nerd for his videos, yelling at the [[Irate Gamer]] every other week, and [[BDSM\|getting the living shit kicked out of him]] every time the AVGN does another video. So far he's had the shit kicked out of him as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Bugs Bunny twice (simultaneously satisfying the AVGN's massive furry fetish), Michael Myers, and [[Why So Serious?\|The Joker]].

	However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].		However, it is believed that Matei is biding his time and waiting for the <s>Emperor</s> Nerd to [[Surprise_buttsecks\|let his guard down]] so he may usurp him and rape him to death and take over his game reviewing empire. It is also believed Matei secretly keeps [[rule 34]] versions of his images with him and the Nerd in various [[buttsecks\|awkward situations]].