Michael Reagan - Revision history

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Mark Dice (who dat?)

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	==Mark Dice (who dat?)==		==Mark Dice (who dat?)==
	[[Last Thursday]], he became [[butthurt]] when he found out Mark Dice, a known anti-war activist, was sending videos and letters to soldiers in [[Iraq]] saying that [[9/11]] was an [[Jews did WTC\|inside job]]. He immediately started encouraging his listeners to seek out Mark Dice and anyone else who agreed with his views to [[murder\|shoot]] them.		[[Last Thursday]], he became [[butthurt]] when he found out Mark Dice, a known anti-war activist and hated [[Nazi]] pedophile, was sending videos and letters to soldiers in [[Iraq]] saying that [[9/11]] was an [[Jews did WTC\|inside job]]. He immediately started encouraging his listeners to seek out Mark Dice and anyone else who agreed with his views to [[murder\|shoot]] them.

	=="My brother sucks!"==		=="My brother sucks!"==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* He was molested */

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He was molested

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	==He was molested==		==He was molested==
	Yup, he ~~went on Dr. Drew and~~ claimed he was fucked by a man that Nancy hired to "teach him to be more manly". ~~You got~~ it.		Yup, he claimed he was [http://www.nytimes.com/1987/05/02/us/reagan-s-son-tells-of-abuse-as-a-youth-by-man-at-camp.html fucked] by a man at camp that Nancy hired to "teach him to be more manly". Not making this up. Even went on Dr. Drew and talked about it.

	==Hilarious quotes==		==Hilarious quotes==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* Video Responses */

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Video Responses

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	{{quote\|How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don’t blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."\|Michael Reagan (hates faggots too)}}		{{quote\|How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don’t blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."\|Michael Reagan (hates faggots and was molested too)}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE */

2015-12-02T07:22:09Z

RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE

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	He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary. Also likes to claim his fellow conservatives never, ever use naughty words. [http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/08/13/michael-reagan-insists-republicans-never-use-na/169201 Lol]. Wonderful businessman, really knows how to [http://westsidetoday.com/2015/01/29/son-and-associates-of-ronald-reagan-ordered-to-pay-more-than-600000/ make money venerating] his sugar daddy.		He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary. Also likes to claim his fellow conservatives never, ever use naughty words. [http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/08/13/michael-reagan-insists-republicans-never-use-na/169201 Lol]. Wonderful businessman, really knows how to [http://westsidetoday.com/2015/01/29/son-and-associates-of-ronald-reagan-ordered-to-pay-more-than-600000/ make money venerating] his sugar daddy.

			==He was molested==
			Yup, he went on Dr. Drew and claimed he was fucked by a man that Nancy hired to "teach him to be more manly". You got it.

	==Hilarious quotes==		==Hilarious quotes==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 07:13, 2 December 2015

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	[[Category:People\|Reagan, Michael]]		[[Category:People\|Reagan, Michael]]

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 07:11, 2 December 2015

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	[[Image:Reagan_email.png\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Some argue that Michael Reagan is a pretty cool email provider. Eh supports [[Anonymous]] and doesn’t afraid of anything.]]		[[Image:Reagan_email.png\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Some argue that Michael Reagan is a pretty cool email provider. Eh supports [[Anonymous]] and doesn’t afraid of anything.]]

	After spending much of his early [[children\|childhood]] as an [[Irish]] lady-boy and giant [[clitoris]], at a radio station he met fellow [[Old media\|journalist-thing]] and hate-spewing cunt [[Ann Coulter]]. Then Michael and his clit were adopted by the soon to be first meatbag and fortieth [[president]] of the [[United States]] [[Ronald Reagan]]. Mike proved to be a dedicated son-thing, [http://www.nytimes.com/1981/05/15/world/reagan-son-to-quit-job-in-controversy.html lying] and cheating in His Glorious NAME. More than 200 radio stations run his whiny-head show, along with [[OVER 9000]] dribbling old-man penises.		After spending much of his early [[children\|childhood]] as an [[Irish]] lady-boy and giant [[clitoris]], at a radio station he met fellow [[Old media\|journalist-thing]] and hate-spewing cunt [[Ann Coulter]]. Then Michael and his clit were adopted by the soon to be first meatbag and fortieth [[president]] of the [[United States]] [[Ronald Reagan]]. Mike proved to be a dedicated son-thing, [http://www.nytimes.com/1981/05/15/world/reagan-son-to-quit-job-in-controversy.html lying] and cheating in His Glorious NAME. More than 200 radio stations run his whiny-head show, along with [[OVER 9000]] dribbling old-man penises. [[Fox News\|Fox]] also finds considerable use for a blowhard and bullshitter whose last name happens to be "Reagan".

	==Mark Dice (who dat?)==		==Mark Dice (who dat?)==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* "My brother sucks!" */

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"My brother sucks!"

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	Mike-o-poo's younger brother Ron Jr. pointed out the ''fucking obvious'', and said that Dear Old Dad was getting Alzheimer's in 1984, while still in the White House. Mike responded by [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/michael-reagan-slams-brother-ron-claim-president-reagan-alzheimer-office-article-1.154779 calling] Ron II "an embarrassment" and "seems to want to sell out his father to sell books". Because Dad was in the process of being Jesusized, all known flaws of ol' Ronnie has to be purged like a bad corndog shit. The Screaming Right stood in line to piss on Ron Jr. Too bad he was [http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/side-effects/201101/when-did-reagans-first-signs-alzheimers-appear right].		Mike-o-poo's younger brother Ron Jr. pointed out the ''fucking obvious'', and said that Dear Old Dad was getting Alzheimer's in 1984, while still in the White House. Mike responded by [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/michael-reagan-slams-brother-ron-claim-president-reagan-alzheimer-office-article-1.154779 calling] Ron II "an embarrassment" and "seems to want to sell out his father to sell books". Because Dad was in the process of being Jesusized, all known flaws of ol' Ronnie has to be purged like a bad corndog shit. The Screaming Right stood in line to piss on Ron Jr. Too bad he was [http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/side-effects/201101/when-did-reagans-first-signs-alzheimers-appear right].

	Ron Jr. admitted he was an atheist, and Mike went to the media and ~~screamed~~. [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/03/20/michael-reagans-inane-criticism-of-his-brother/ Family values!]		Ron Jr. admitted he was an atheist, and Mike went to the media and howled "NOT OF THE BODY". [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/03/20/michael-reagans-inane-criticism-of-his-brother/ Family values!]

	==RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE==		==RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* Video Responses */

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Video Responses

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	{{quote\|How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don’t blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."\|Michael Reagan}}		{{quote\|How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don’t blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."\|Michael Reagan (hates faggots too)}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE */

2015-12-02T06:56:50Z

RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE

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	Remember a movie called "The Butler"? It portrayed The Old Fart as an old fart. Who tried to remove economic sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa. Mike was fully erect and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405599/Ronald-Reagans-son-Michael-speaks-The-Butler-wrongly-portrays-President-racist.html ready to deny it] in seconds. When the right wing pootie press needs a quote about the holiness of Dad, Mike is always [http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Michael-Reagan-Ronald-Reagan-ISIS/2014/09/05/id/592905/#ixzz3CeudITKm happy] to [http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-reagan-we-never-saw-or-met-karl-rove-1980-reagan-texas-campaign comply]. Funny that people have forgotten a [http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20099010,00.html 1988 book] that Mike wrote. Hypocrites ahoy.		Remember a movie called "The Butler"? It portrayed The Old Fart as an old fart. Who tried to remove economic sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa. Mike was fully erect and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405599/Ronald-Reagans-son-Michael-speaks-The-Butler-wrongly-portrays-President-racist.html ready to deny it] in seconds. When the right wing pootie press needs a quote about the holiness of Dad, Mike is always [http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Michael-Reagan-Ronald-Reagan-ISIS/2014/09/05/id/592905/#ixzz3CeudITKm happy] to [http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-reagan-we-never-saw-or-met-karl-rove-1980-reagan-texas-campaign comply]. Funny that people have forgotten a [http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20099010,00.html 1988 book] that Mike wrote. Hypocrites ahoy.

	He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary. Also likes to claim his fellow conservatives never, ever use naughty words. [http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/08/13/michael-reagan-insists-republicans-never-use-na/169201 Lol].		He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary. Also likes to claim his fellow conservatives never, ever use naughty words. [http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/08/13/michael-reagan-insists-republicans-never-use-na/169201 Lol]. Wonderful businessman, really knows how to [http://westsidetoday.com/2015/01/29/son-and-associates-of-ronald-reagan-ordered-to-pay-more-than-600000/ make money venerating] his sugar daddy.

	==Hilarious quotes==		==Hilarious quotes==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE */

2015-12-02T06:55:23Z

RACISTRACIST PANTS ON FIRE

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	Remember a movie called "The Butler"? It portrayed The Old Fart as an old fart. Who tried to remove economic sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa. Mike was fully erect and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405599/Ronald-Reagans-son-Michael-speaks-The-Butler-wrongly-portrays-President-racist.html ready to deny it] in seconds. When the right wing pootie press needs a quote about the holiness of Dad, Mike is always [http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Michael-Reagan-Ronald-Reagan-ISIS/2014/09/05/id/592905/#ixzz3CeudITKm happy] to [http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-reagan-we-never-saw-or-met-karl-rove-1980-reagan-texas-campaign comply]. Funny that people have forgotten a [http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20099010,00.html 1988 book] that Mike wrote. Hypocrites ahoy.		Remember a movie called "The Butler"? It portrayed The Old Fart as an old fart. Who tried to remove economic sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa. Mike was fully erect and [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405599/Ronald-Reagans-son-Michael-speaks-The-Butler-wrongly-portrays-President-racist.html ready to deny it] in seconds. When the right wing pootie press needs a quote about the holiness of Dad, Mike is always [http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Michael-Reagan-Ronald-Reagan-ISIS/2014/09/05/id/592905/#ixzz3CeudITKm happy] to [http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-reagan-we-never-saw-or-met-karl-rove-1980-reagan-texas-campaign comply]. Funny that people have forgotten a [http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20099010,00.html 1988 book] that Mike wrote. Hypocrites ahoy.

	He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary.		He was also happy to rant [http://www.caglecartoons.com/column.asp?columnID={915CD26B-C046-4BFF-9A97-39892AC52B45 "SADDAM WMD WMD"] whenever necessary. Also likes to claim his fellow conservatives never, ever use naughty words. [http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/08/13/michael-reagan-insists-republicans-never-use-na/169201 Lol].

	==Hilarious quotes==		==Hilarious quotes==