Max Gogarty - Revision history

imported>Sidecar: /* And now... */ typo ("damian" not "damien")

2018-01-30T23:32:02Z

And now...: typo ("damian" not "damien")

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	... the punchline.		... the punchline.
	{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|~~Damien~~ Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}		{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damian Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}
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	Later that [[2015\|same year,]] Master Gogarty jumped sideways from [[VICE]] to the BBC, where he [[Obvious\|inexplicably]] landed a new job (archived: {{archive\|c0J54\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2\|title=2}}). Within one calendar year, he had been promoted to BBC Three [[Shitposting\|Content Editor]] (archived: {{archive\|bcnFW\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.griersontrust.org/grierson-awards/past-awards/2015/judges/\|title=2}}). And the year after that, Max became Executive Editor of BBC Three! (Archived: {{archive\|pkFuz\|1}} {{wayback\|https://sheffdocfest.com/buyers/8730\|title=2}})		Later that [[2015\|same year,]] Master Gogarty jumped sideways from [[VICE]] to the BBC, where he [[Obvious\|inexplicably]] landed a new job (archived: {{archive\|c0J54\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2\|title=2}}). Within one calendar year, he had been promoted to BBC Three [[Shitposting\|Content Editor]] (archived: {{archive\|bcnFW\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.griersontrust.org/grierson-awards/past-awards/2015/judges/\|title=2}}). And the year after that, Max became Executive Editor of BBC Three! (Archived: {{archive\|pkFuz\|1}} {{wayback\|https://sheffdocfest.com/buyers/8730\|title=2}})

imported>Sidecar: /* Links */ + twitter archives x2

2018-01-30T21:58:03Z

Links: + twitter archives x2

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	==Links==		==Links==
	*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}}		*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}} (archived sample January 30, 2018: {{archive\|YvQI2\|1}} {{wayback\|https://twitter.com/maxgogs\|title=2}})
	*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})		*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})
	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}} [[:File:Max gogarty - fandom wank article and thread (2008).png\|'''(2: File)''']])		*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}} [[:File:Max gogarty - fandom wank article and thread (2008).png\|'''(2: File)''']])

imported>Sidecar: /* Links */ added backup archive files

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Links: added backup archive files

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	*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}}		*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}}
	*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})		*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})
	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}})		*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}} [[:File:Max gogarty - fandom wank article and thread (2008).png\|'''(2: File)''']])
	*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans] (Archived: {{archive\|F7pA\|1}})		*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans] (Archived: {{archive\|F7pA\|1}} [[:File:Max gogarty - facebook hate group (2010 onward).png\|'''(2: File)''']])
	*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]		*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]
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			{{TV}}
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	[[Category:People\|Gogarty, Max]]		[[Category:People\|Gogarty, Max]]

imported>Sidecar: article updated; new lede pic; links & archives; morphed quotes; spoiler

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article updated; new lede pic; links & archives; morphed quotes; spoiler

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	{{spoiler\|this no-mark cunt now runs a national tv station}}		{{spoiler\|this no-mark cunt now runs a national tv station}}
	{{potential}}		{{potential}}
	{{~~quote~~\|You are everything I hate about everything.\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]}}		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|[[Haters make me famous\|We measure success by how many people are talking about it]]'''\|Max Gogarty, August 2017
			\|You are everything I hate about everything.\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]
			}}
			<br>
	[[File:BBC three cunt max gogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Why the long face?]]		[[File:BBC three cunt max gogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Why the long face?]]
	Max Gogarty once [[spongebob\|lived on top of a hill in North London.]] In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he got paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe about his [[Hookers and Blow\|"gap year"]] from university, because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]]. He was then besieged by the entire internet until the newspaper that employed his dad (and hired Max) backed down out of sheer embarrassment.		Max Gogarty once [[spongebob\|lived on top of a hill in North London.]] In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he got paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe about his [[Hookers and Blow\|"gap year"]] from university, because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]]. He was then besieged by the entire internet until the newspaper that employed his dad (and hired Max) backed down out of sheer embarrassment.
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	What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:		What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:

	{{~~quote~~\|how marvellous i think im going to barf with excitement.\| – johnnynashjr~~, last Thursday}}~~		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|'''how marvellous i think im going to barf with excitement.'''\|johnnynashjr
	~~{{quote~~\|He looks like a cliche, talks like a cliche, and is about to embark on a monumental cliche.		\|'''He looks like a cliche, talks like a cliche, and is about to embark on a monumental cliche. This is a spoof, isn't it?'''\|No, Lameplanet. It’s not!
	This is a spoof, isn't it?\|– No, Lameplanet. It’s not!}}		}}

	Unfortunately for Max and the snakes, [[Anonymous]] was present on the board that day and quickly realised that he was the son of a fucking travel writer for the same paper. So began the scouring of Max Gogarty and his shitty arse:		Unfortunately for Max and the snakes, [[Anonymous]] was present on the board that day and quickly realised that he was the son of a fucking travel writer for the same paper. So began the scouring of Max Gogarty and his shitty arse:

	{{~~quote~~\| “"Max: I'm doing India on my own."		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
	You goddamn heroic bastard. How exactly are you planning on "doing" a billion people?\|- Cygnus}}		\|'''Max: ''"I'm doing India on my own."'' You goddamn heroic bastard. How exactly are you planning on "doing" a billion people?'''\|Cygnus
			\|'''You all should be ashamed. Max hasn’t stopped shitting himself all morning'''\|[[Troll\|Maxmum]]
	~~{{quote~~\|You all should be ashamed. Max hasn’t stopped shitting himself all morning\|- Maxmum}}		\|'''Still maybe we'll get a blog entry about Max waking up after a night in a Thai bar to discover that his kidneys are missing...'''\|- Scorf
			}}
	~~{{quote~~\|Still maybe we'll get a blog entry about Max waking up after a night in a Thai bar to discover that his kidneys are missing...\|- Scorf}}

	==Daddy Comes to the Rescue==		==Daddy Comes to the Rescue==

	[[Image:Japantsunami.jpg\|thumb\|The tsunami of hate, seeking Max.]]		[[Image:Japantsunami.jpg\|thumb\|The tsunami of hate, seeking Max.]]


	Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].		Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].

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	Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.		Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.

	==~~BBC Three~~==		==And now...==
			... the punchline.
	{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damien Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}		{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damien Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}
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	==Links==		==Links==
			*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}}
	*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet~~?gusrc=rss&feed=technology~~ The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are.]		*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})
			*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}})
	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz]		*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans] (Archived: {{archive\|F7pA\|1}})

	*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans]

	*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]		*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]

	{{Britfags}}		{{Britfags}}
	[[Category:People\|Gogarty, Max]]		[[Category:People\|Gogarty, Max]]

imported>Sidecar: overhaul in progress - safety save

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overhaul in progress - safety save

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			{{spoiler\|this no-mark cunt now runs a national tv station}}
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			{{quote\|You are everything I hate about everything.\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]}}
			[[File:BBC three cunt max gogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Why the long face?]]
			Max Gogarty once [[spongebob\|lived on top of a hill in North London.]] In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he got paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe about his [[Hookers and Blow\|"gap year"]] from university, because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]]. He was then besieged by the entire internet until the newspaper that employed his dad (and hired Max) backed down out of sheer embarrassment.

	~~{{quote\|You are everything I hate about everything~~.~~\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]}}~~		He then disappeared from the internet for a decade... before resurfacing as [[HAHAHA, OH WOW\|the executive editor of a national BBC TV station.]]
	~~[[Image:MaxGogarty~~.~~jpg\|thumb\|right\|God, what a cunt~~.]]
	~~Max Gogarty~~ [[~~spongebob~~\|~~lives on top~~ of a ~~hill in North London~~.]] ~~In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he gets paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]].~~

	==Shitting Himself==		==Shitting Himself==
			[[Image:MaxGogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|God, what a cunt.]]
	It was an unassuming February morning in 2008 when Max Gogarty strolled onto [[The Guardian]] webpage and announced that he was [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/travelog/2008/02/skins_blog.html going to shit himself.]		It was an unassuming February morning in 2008 when Max Gogarty strolled onto [[The Guardian]] webpage and announced that he was [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/travelog/2008/02/skins_blog.html going to shit himself.]

imported>Sidecar: /* Chemsex */ new section (BBC Three)

2018-01-30T21:02:51Z

Chemsex: new section (BBC Three)

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	Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.		Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.

			==BBC Three==
			{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damien Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}
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			Later that [[2015\|same year,]] Master Gogarty jumped sideways from [[VICE]] to the BBC, where he [[Obvious\|inexplicably]] landed a new job (archived: {{archive\|c0J54\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2\|title=2}}). Within one calendar year, he had been promoted to BBC Three [[Shitposting\|Content Editor]] (archived: {{archive\|bcnFW\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.griersontrust.org/grierson-awards/past-awards/2015/judges/\|title=2}}). And the year after that, Max became Executive Editor of BBC Three! (Archived: {{archive\|pkFuz\|1}} {{wayback\|https://sheffdocfest.com/buyers/8730\|title=2}})

			The only possible explanation is that the guy must be incredibly talented.

	==Links==		==Links==

imported>JewsSuck: /* Daddy Comes to the Rescue */

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Daddy Comes to the Rescue

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	Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].		Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].

	{{quote\|The exposure is terrifying,' said Gogarty Snr. 'He's out in India on his own. We were all feeling upset at him going away anyway. But this...this [[anonymous\|tsunami of hate]]. We just cannot believe it. He is not an attention seeker. He is just bright and 19 and middle-class - and that's a [[lolwut\|crime in Britain]].'\|}}		{{quote\|The exposure is terrifying,' said Gogarty Snr. 'He's out in India on his own. We were all feeling upset at him going away anyway. But this...this [[anonymous\|tsunami of hate]]. We just cannot believe it. He is not an attention seeker. He is just bright and 19 and middle-class - and that's a [[lolwut\|crime in Britain]].'\|}} Then Max's dad took him to a seedy motel and sexually molested him for a few hours.

	==Wikinazis==		==Wikinazis==

imported>JewsSuck: /* Shitting Himself */

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Shitting Himself

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	It was an unassuming February morning in 2008 when Max Gogarty strolled onto [[The Guardian]] webpage and announced that he was [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/travelog/2008/02/skins_blog.html going to shit himself.]		It was an unassuming February morning in 2008 when Max Gogarty strolled onto [[The Guardian]] webpage and announced that he was [http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/travelog/2008/02/skins_blog.html going to shit himself.]

	Max, a middle-class, spoilt fucker from [[Londonistan]] was off to travel Asia for a while. If by “Asia” we mean India and fucking Thailand and if for a while, we mean two whole months. Like any spoilt cunt of a teenager, he wanted to write a blog about it. Unlike any spoilt cunt of a teenager, he somehow landed a blog in an [[IRL]] British newspaper to tell us about his emo adventures taking a crap and fighting off snakes in the middle of a city.		Max, a middle-class, spoilt fucker from [[Londonistan]] was off to travel Asia for a while. If by “Asia” we mean India and fucking Thailand and if for a while, we mean two whole months. Like any spoilt cunt of a teenager, he wanted to write a blog about it. Unlike any spoilt cunt of a teenager, he somehow landed a blog in an [[IRL]] British newspaper to tell us about his emo adventures taking a crap and fighting off snakes in the middle of a city. He now inserts used bloody tampons in his asshole to absorb his liquid shits. He claims they feel good and protect the flow.

	What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:		What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:

imported>Sidecar: /* The Future - Moar Incontinence */

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The Future - Moar Incontinence

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	There will be [[MOAR]] on this article when Max returns from India all shat out from his fights with snakes and [[nigras]].		There will be [[MOAR]] on this article when Max returns from India all shat out from his fights with snakes and [[nigras]].

			==Chemsex==

			You can't keep a good man down. You also can't keep down rotten food. We'll leave it to you to decide which of the two applies in this case.

			In 2015 it was revealed that Master Gogarty had somehow winkled his way into the orbit of [[VICE]] magazine. How on earth did that happen, eh? The editor is baffled. Anyways. He used this connection to act as co-producer on an indy film called 'Chemsex'. This refers to the phenomenon of people (mainly homos) screwing while out of their minds on drugs. The fact that this goes on has only been known by all drugs users, ever, since the dawn of time. But in 2015, the old media suddenly discovered it and went full puritan on everyone's ass, thinking it the most shocking depravity since the last shocking depravity.

			Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.

	==Links==		==Links==

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Links */

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	{{potential}}		{{potential}}
	{{~~quote~~\|You are everything I hate about everything.\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]}}		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|[[Haters make me famous\|We measure success by how many people are talking about it]]'''\|Max Gogarty, August 2017
			\|You are everything I hate about everything.\|[[troll\|Finneyonthewing]]
			}}
			<br>
	[[File:BBC three cunt max gogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Why the long face?]]		[[File:BBC three cunt max gogarty.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Why the long face?]]
	Max Gogarty once [[spongebob\|lived on top of a hill in North London.]] In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he got paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe about his [[Hookers and Blow\|"gap year"]] from university, because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]]. He was then besieged by the entire internet until the newspaper that employed his dad (and hired Max) backed down out of sheer embarrassment.		Max Gogarty once [[spongebob\|lived on top of a hill in North London.]] In between wearing [[Skinny Jeans]] and shitting himself, he got paid by national newspapers to write utter fucking tripe about his [[Hookers and Blow\|"gap year"]] from university, because his dad’s bigger than [[you\|yours]]. He was then besieged by the entire internet until the newspaper that employed his dad (and hired Max) backed down out of sheer embarrassment.
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	What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:		What poor Max didn’t realise was that comments were turned on. Within hours, [[over 9000]] well-meaning [[trolls\|users]] of The Guardian’s Comment is Free board had scrambled to the board to register that they were [[facepalm\|slightly disappointed]] in the low quality of the article:

	{{~~quote~~\|how marvellous i think im going to barf with excitement.\| – johnnynashjr~~, last Thursday}}~~		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|'''how marvellous i think im going to barf with excitement.'''\|johnnynashjr
	~~{{quote~~\|He looks like a cliche, talks like a cliche, and is about to embark on a monumental cliche.		\|'''He looks like a cliche, talks like a cliche, and is about to embark on a monumental cliche. This is a spoof, isn't it?'''\|No, Lameplanet. It’s not!
	This is a spoof, isn't it?\|– No, Lameplanet. It’s not!}}		}}

	Unfortunately for Max and the snakes, [[Anonymous]] was present on the board that day and quickly realised that he was the son of a fucking travel writer for the same paper. So began the scouring of Max Gogarty and his shitty arse:		Unfortunately for Max and the snakes, [[Anonymous]] was present on the board that day and quickly realised that he was the son of a fucking travel writer for the same paper. So began the scouring of Max Gogarty and his shitty arse:

	{{~~quote~~\| “"Max: I'm doing India on my own."		{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
	You goddamn heroic bastard. How exactly are you planning on "doing" a billion people?\|- Cygnus}}		\|'''Max: ''"I'm doing India on my own."'' You goddamn heroic bastard. How exactly are you planning on "doing" a billion people?'''\|Cygnus
			\|'''You all should be ashamed. Max hasn’t stopped shitting himself all morning'''\|[[Troll\|Maxmum]]
	~~{{quote~~\|You all should be ashamed. Max hasn’t stopped shitting himself all morning\|- Maxmum}}		\|'''Still maybe we'll get a blog entry about Max waking up after a night in a Thai bar to discover that his kidneys are missing...'''\|- Scorf
			}}
	~~{{quote~~\|Still maybe we'll get a blog entry about Max waking up after a night in a Thai bar to discover that his kidneys are missing...\|- Scorf}}

	==Daddy Comes to the Rescue==		==Daddy Comes to the Rescue==

	[[Image:Japantsunami.jpg\|thumb\|The tsunami of hate, seeking Max.]]		[[Image:Japantsunami.jpg\|thumb\|The tsunami of hate, seeking Max.]]


	Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].		Thankfully, the paper took the most logical response to dispel rumours of nepotism. They called in Max's fucking father to shout at everyone. No, [[rly]]. He [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet?gusrc=rss&feed=technology (Username: Er, MaxDad)] showed up to defend his son, begging the [[trolls\|good people]] of Comment is Free to [[Chris Crocker\|leave Max alone]]: "'Max won't be writing any more blogs, I thought I'd bring all those heroic internet warriors the good news. Max's trip (which he [[lie\|paid for himself]] I'm afraid - sorry) has got off to the worst possible start and he's feeling pretty grim You may like or dislike the blog, but the cruelty is shocking, if quintessentially British." [[Lulz]].

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	Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.		Accordingly, Max and his fellow cokehead faggot William Fairman decided there was money in it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemsex_(film) made a film.] The irony is that the profits from the movie (if there were any) will have gone to fund precisely the thing it was 'exposing'.

	==~~BBC Three~~==		==And now...==
			... the punchline.
	{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damien Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}		{{quote\|'''We have a new guy working with us at the moment, [[WTF\|Max Gogarty]]'''\|Damien Kavanagh, Digital Controller, BBC Three TV, [http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/c9a425fb-df7b-454e-b83b-34a139acc4e2 (June 26, 2015)]}}
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}
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	==Links==		==Links==
			*{{twitter\|maxgogs\|His Twatter ("MaxGogs," ffs)}}
	*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet~~?gusrc=rss&feed=technology~~ The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are.]		*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/feb/17/internet 2008: The Guardian is upset at how mean the internets are] (Archived: {{archive\|Iey1l\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/feb/17/internet\|title=2}})
			*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz] (Archived: {{archive\|QOMp1\|1}})
	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/591095.html The lesbians over at Fandom Wank make with the lulz]		*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans] (Archived: {{archive\|F7pA\|1}})

	*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9958762677 Max's adoring fans]

	*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]		*[http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/otc-center/otc-medicines/855.html WE CAN HELP YOU MAX]

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