Matlab - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by GringoMandingo- (talk) to last revision by imported>LIOD

2022-07-11T21:31:51Z

Reverted edits by GringoMandingo- (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>LIOD|imported>LIOD]]

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].

imported>GringoMandingo- at 20:46, 11 July 2022

2022-07-11T20:46:02Z

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].

imported>LIOD: /* External Links */

2018-01-24T04:26:25Z

External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	* [~~http~~://www.mathworks.com/~~products/matlab/~~ Matlab] - Go here and laugh at their prices, or read about it, idk.		* [https://www.mathworks.com/pricing-licensing.html?prodcode=ML Matlab] - Go here and laugh at their prices, or read about it, idk.


	{{Softwarez}}		{{Softwarez}}
	{{haxor}}		{{haxor}}

imported>Tigercommander: looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

2015-01-16T09:28:29Z

looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

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imported>Tigercommander: looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

2015-01-16T09:28:29Z

looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

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imported>Tigercommander: looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

2015-01-16T09:28:29Z

looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

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imported>Tigercommander: looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

2015-01-16T09:28:29Z

looks good, i dont see why we should delete it

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].

imported>Tehshigelisok: the fuck is this

2015-01-15T19:37:22Z

the fuck is this

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].

imported>DNJACK: external link

2015-01-14T18:22:04Z

external link

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].

	==Particularities==		==Particularities==
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	Octave is the even slower open-source clone. Don’t bother.		Octave is the even slower open-source clone. Don’t bother.

			==External Links==
			* [http://www.mathworks.com/products/matlab/ Matlab] - Go here and laugh at their prices, or read about it, idk.


	{{Softwarez}}		{{Softwarez}}
	{{haxor}}		{{haxor}}

imported>DNJACK at 04:57, 13 January 2015

2015-01-13T04:57:52Z

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	[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]		[[Image:MatlabJew.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Matlab can also [[whore\|be used]] to draw [[ jews]].]]
	Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].		Matlab is a [[shitty]] [[programming language\|scripting language]] for those who wants something unstable, slow, expansive, leaking memory and with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn [[Python\|a real]] [[Perl\|scripting language]].
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	*Double precision floating point is the default type for everything.		*Double precision floating point is the default type for everything.
	*Two-dimensional arrays can be accessed by a single index, but it iterates over rows before column, [[Drugs\|for some reason.]]		*Two-dimensional arrays can be accessed by a single index, but it iterates over rows before column, [[Drugs\|for some reason.]]
			*There's no function to show result, you do it by omitting a semi-colon after a line, so forgetting it might result in Matlab taking 2 minutes showing every pixel value of your high resolution image.

	ex:		ex:
	>> x=[1 2 3; 4 5 6; 7 8 9]		>> x=[1 2 3; 4 5 6; 7 8 9]

	x =		x =

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	4 5 6		4 5 6
	7 8 9		7 8 9
			>>x;
	>> x(4)		>> x(4)

	ans =		ans =

	2		2
			>> why
			She obeyed the hamster.
	>> isinteger(x)		>> isinteger(x)

	ans =		ans =

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	>> isfloat(x)		>> isfloat(x)

	ans =		ans =

	1		1
			>>why
			For the love of a bald and terrified mathematician.
	>> x(0)		>> x(0)
	<span style="color:#ff0000"> ??? Subscript indices must either be real positive integers or logicals.</span>		<span style="color:#ff0000"> ??? Subscript indices must either be real positive integers or logicals.</span>
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	[[Image:shittyMatlabMeme.jpg\|thumb\|Engineering students are also [[unfunny]].]]		[[Image:shittyMatlabMeme.jpg\|thumb\|Engineering students are also [[unfunny]].]]
	In many engineering classes, Matlab is taught as an introduction to scientific programming without much success to the hopeless undergrads. The most successful ~~of them~~ will end up writing programs that will later have to be completely rewritten in [[C++\|another language]] by [[hackers\|real programmers]]. ~~As the students are hip, a wave of shitty meme has been~~		In many engineering classes, Matlab is taught as an introduction to scientific programming without much success to the hopeless undergrads. As the students are hip, a wave of shitty meme has been created, documenting their collective failure.
	~~created, documenting their collective failure~~.
			The most successful students will end up writing programs that will later have to be completely rewritten in [[C++\|another language]] by [[hackers\|real programmers]].

			{{quote\|Matlab is pretty easy language. Very similar to C++.\|Someone not very good at pretending to know things.}}



	==GUIDE==		==GUIDE==