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Gormley Powerstance

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	==Gormley Powerstance==		==Gormley Powerstance==
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	Additionally, many of Mark's video's are notable for the "Gormley Powerstance". This stance can easily be replicated using basic [[ASCII]] art.		Additionally, many of Mark's video's are notable for the "Gormley Powerstance". This stance can easily be replicated using basic [[ASCII]] art.

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Without You

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	Arguably the [[shit nobody cares about\|most well-known]] song of Mark Gormley's is his hit single "Without You", which was produced by the [[drug\|space-happy]] Phil Thomas Katt - a known [[porn]] director. In Katt's introduction to the music video for "Without You", he appropriately describes it as [[Applemilk\|very, very intense]]. Phil Thomas Katt's or [[sex offender\|PTK]] webpage is prime ground for the [[Raping\|trolling]] http://www.philthomaskatt.com/. PTK has been awesome enough to leave a java answering machine for us to make fun of his haircut on. In the song, Gormley exposes two sides of his personality.		Arguably the [[shit nobody cares about\|most well-known]] song of Mark Gormley's is his hit single "Without You", which was produced by the [[drug\|space-happy]] Phil Thomas Katt - a known [[Jewish]] [[porn]] director and sex offender. In Katt's introduction to the music video for "Without You", he appropriately describes it as [[Applemilk\|very, very intense]]. Phil Thomas Katt's or [[sex offender\|PTK]] webpage is prime ground for the [[Raping\|trolling]] http://www.philthomaskatt.com/. PTK has been awesome enough to leave a java answering machine for us to make fun of his haircut on. In the song, Gormley exposes two sides of his personality.

	[[Image:Mgormley.PNG\|thumb\|right\|Vengeful Gormley is Vengeful.]]		[[Image:Mgormley.PNG\|thumb\|right\|Vengeful Gormley is Vengeful.]]

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	\|Uhhh, well right now, it's a bit overwhelming. You know, when I did this, [[I did it for the lulz\|I just did it for fun]]. Something to do, something ~~theraputic~~. You know, just good stuff to do and errrr, just overwhelmed.		\|Uhhh, well right now, it's a bit overwhelming. You know, when I did this, [[I did it for the lulz\|I just did it for fun]]. Something to do, something therapeutic. You know, just good stuff to do and errrr, just overwhelmed.
	\|Mark on what he thinks of [[YouTube]] fame.		\|Mark on what he thinks of [[YouTube]] fame.
	\|Beginnings, because it's the hardest to live by. It's been there 30 years, and it's lasted this long, so errr, it proved itself to ME, so errr, that's the way it is.		\|Beginnings, because it's the hardest to live by. It's been there 30 years, and it's lasted this long, so errr, it proved itself to ME, so errr, that's the way it is.

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'''Mark Gormley''' is an [[internet]] musical sensation and the first major [[YouTube]] celebrity of 2009. A native of Pensacola, Florida, Mr. Gormley wrote his epic compositions as far back as the [[retro|late 1970's]]. The brutal sincerity of his lyrics, coupled with his unpretentiously [[bears|ursine]] appearance, endeared himself to the e-public. He holds the rare distinction of being one of the few internet stars to receive unanimous support and praise from all corners of the internet, his [[YouTube]] video comments depicting him as a god among [[men]]. Also, his size/age to voice pitch ratio is the direct inverse of fellow [[internet celebrity]] [[Tay Zonday]]'s, which [[some argue|may]] have some yet unknown cosmological significance. His resemblance to a computer composite of every [[sex offender]] in the national registry or a strange man [[Tron Guy|who dresses in longjohns]] is also cause for speculation. It remains to be seen how far Gormley's [[Internet celebrity|new-found fame]] shall take him. He is also well known for his [[epic]] powerstance and ability to superimpose himself onto any image of his choosing.

==Without You==

[[Image:WithoutYou-MarkGormley.png|thumb|]]

Arguably the [[shit nobody cares about|most well-known]] song of Mark Gormley's is his hit single "Without You", which was produced by the [[drug|space-happy]] Phil Thomas Katt - a known [[porn]] director. In Katt's introduction to the music video for "Without You", he appropriately describes it as [[Applemilk|very, very intense]]. Phil Thomas Katt's or [[sex offender|PTK]] webpage is prime ground for the [[Raping|trolling]] http://www.philthomaskatt.com/. PTK has been awesome enough to leave a java answering machine for us to make fun of his haircut on. In the song, Gormley exposes two sides of his personality.

[[Image:Mgormley.PNG|thumb|right|Vengeful Gormley is Vengeful.]]

'''SAD GORMLEY:'''

''Here I sit with a cigarette burning''

''All [[emo|alone]] and you're not here''

''[[An Hero|All by myself]] and no one to talk to''

''[[Masturbation|Thinkin' bout you]], girl is all I can do''

'''VENGEFUL GORMLEY:'''

''Pulling a point, is [[whore|that all you think of]]?''

''Putting another prize on the wall''

''[[Internet tough guy|Don't play around]] with my affections, [[woman]]!''

''Someone you know, not someone you call''

Gormley has a range of talent which makes [[Shakespeare]] look like [[aspie|Dr. Seuss]].

==Gormley Powerstance==

Additionally, many of Mark's video's are notable for the "Gormley Powerstance". This stance can easily be replicated using basic [[ASCII]] art.

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[[Image:Powerstance.gif|left|thumb|INTENSE[[Oneoneone|!!1!]]]]

[[Image:Power_stance_mark_gormley_cabelas.jpg|thumb|right|Mark Gormley Inquiring about his power stance whilst fishing. Kerry G. foolishly states, "Stance does not make a difference in fishing." She later leaves the chat out of shame.]]

Many people have tried to replicate the Gormley Powerstance, and many have failed. The origins of the name "Gormley Powerstance" are unknown. Though this critical moment in time is not yet documented, currently three separate Archeological teams are currently working on uncovering its origins. One thing, however, is for sure: it's INTENSE.

In fact, the only things that are more intense than the Gormley Powerstance are his collection of intense music videos

==The Future?==
What does the future hold for the next star of the lucrative Youtube music scene? Will he succumb to hookers and blow? Will his life revolve around getting upskirt pictures while getting into a limo? In an Uncharted Zone Exclusive Special Report, Michele Carnley interviews Mark Gormley.

<center><youtube>dK-dOxd1Zgk</youtube></center>

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{{morphquote|askingforit2|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Uhhh, well right now, it's a bit overwhelming. You know, when I did this, [[I did it for the lulz|I just did it for fun]]. Something to do, something theraputic. You know, just good stuff to do and errrr, just overwhelmed.
|Mark on what he thinks of [[YouTube]] fame.
|Beginnings, because it's the hardest to live by. It's been there 30 years, and it's lasted this long, so errr, it proved itself to ME, so errr, that's the way it is.
|Mark on his favourite song from his album.
|I need to [[masturbation|get my calluses back]] and start playing again.
|Mark on how he's been spending his spare time.
|Oh no, I just, I needed to learn how to play the guitar again.
|Mark on if he will succumb to hookers and blow.
|<nowiki>[Bob]</nowiki>Dylan, Rush, James Taylor, Jimmi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin... Boston, I like them too.
|Mark on his musical inspirations.
|I've seen Rush, and I've seen errr, James Taylor, but I never did see any of those other guys.
|Mark on which of those bands he's seen.
|Not now.
|Mark on if he will accept offers to perform on TV
|Start looking for a significant other.
|Mark on his plans for the future.
|}}
</center>

Unfortunately for everyone, Mark has turned down a few major offers to promote himself, such as concert bookers as well as appearing on [[Shit|Jimmy Kimmel Live!]] where other Internet sensations have gone, like [[Tay Zonday]]. It seems like Mark is too big of a pussy to get over his reclusiveness, so as the result, he'll be stuck in Pensacola, Florida forever, wasting his time with [[Horrible|The Uncharted Zone]] making more low-budget shit videos. In other words, he will continue to rob the mainstream music world of a terrific singer-songwriter, so we'll now all be stuck with more shit like [[Justin Bieber]], [[Lady Gaga]], and the [[Jonas Brothers]]. Damn it, Mark, how could you?!?!

==Videography==

[[Image:Gromleythong.jpeg|thumb|For the ladies.]]

[[Image:Gormley_rule34.jpg|thumb|Gormley Rule 34.]]

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<center>'''Without You, Mark Gormley's smash hit'''</center>
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<center>'''Little Wings, Mark's beautiful lyrics are inspiration to keep reaching for your goals'''</center>
|<youtube>t3BgdU3HxGI</youtube> 
<center>'''Gray Days, Mark's darkest song, the perfect accompaniment to becoming an hero'''</center>
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<center>'''Beginnings, Mark's first foray into world stardom'''</center>
|<youtube>nOFdNm500EE</youtube> 
<center>'''Stars, not content with conquering Earth, Mark sends his music into the rest of the universe'''</center>
|<youtube>s0o7I9q332w</youtube> 
<center>'''The Cries in Our Eyes, a tale of what could have been for Mark'''</center>
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<center>'''A preview for his next video, Gorm has returned to Earth. 2012 will come early, it seems'''</center>
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<center>'''Sing Me Your Song, a musical masterpiece that doubles as a 7 minute advertisement for Cheetos'''</center>
|<youtube>2XNWQIENmFc</youtube> 
<center>'''All We Need, yet another classic from Mr. Gormley'''</center>
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