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imported>Dolomedes: moar lulz

2011-08-17T22:47:57Z

moar lulz

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imported>Dolomedes: moar lulz

2011-08-17T22:47:57Z

moar lulz

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:47, 17 August 2011
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imported>Dolomedes: moar lulz

2011-08-17T22:47:57Z

moar lulz

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imported>Dolomedes: moar lulz

2011-08-17T22:47:57Z

moar lulz

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	On [[Last thursday\|Christmas eve]] of 2010, Bob and his [[You have no friends\|friends]] on [[Xfire]] were happily playing Call of Duty 2 when some [[You\|fucktard]] [[Fail\|got caught pretending to be a girl]]. Bob, being the [[Lie\|brilliant e-genius]] that he is, immediately realized the full [[potential]] of this ploy given it is properly executed. He devised the following scheme:		On [[Last thursday\|Christmas eve]] of 2010, Bob and his [[You have no friends\|friends]] on [[Xfire]] were happily playing Call of Duty 2 when some [[You\|fucktard]] [[Fail\|got caught pretending to be a girl]]. Bob, being the [[Lie\|brilliant e-genius]] that he is, immediately realized the full [[potential]] of this ploy given it is properly executed. He devised the following scheme:

	# Pretend to be a girl on some e-landfill full of horny [[Retard\|retards]]		# Pretend to be a girl on some [[4chan\|e-landfill]] full of horny [[Retard\|retards]]
	# Have them be your [[Personal army\|personal slaves]]		# Have them be your [[Personal army\|personal slaves]]
	# Record their fails and post on [[ED]]		# Record their fails and post on [[ED]]

imported>Dolomedes: typo + more lulz

2011-08-16T15:11:49Z

typo + more lulz

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	The reason behind Bob's success, however, remains a mystery to most [[scientists]], although [[some argue]] it is due to Bob's [[Batshit insane\|dual personality]] and his secret desire to [[Transsexual\|actually become a girl]].		The reason behind Bob's success, however, remains a mystery to most [[scientists]], although [[some argue]] it is due to Bob's [[Batshit insane\|dual personality]] and his secret desire to [[Transsexual\|actually become a girl]].

	Despite his [[Lie\|tremendous genius]], there are some people who don't believe he's a girl. You'd think these are signs of [[Intelligence\|intelligent life]] on the internet, but since that's [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|impossible]], the only [[Viagra\|viable]] explanation is that these people are 40-year-old virgins who ~~could~~ recognize a girl if she ~~slapped them with~~ a [[dildo]].		Despite his [[Lie\|tremendous genius]], there are some people who don't believe he's a girl. You'd think these are signs of [[Intelligence\|intelligent life]] on the internet, but since that's [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|impossible]], the only [[Viagra\|viable]] explanation is that these people are 40-year-old virgins who couldn't recognize a girl if she rammed a [[dildo]] up their [[In the ass\|ass]].

	== Siilverz ==		== Siilverz ==

imported>Dolomedes: Created page with "{{Template:Aspergers}} Actual picture of Bob Siilverz's profile pic '''Mandy''' (aka Bob) is an [[Autism|autistic..."

2011-08-16T15:08:39Z

Created page with "{{Template:Aspergers}} thumb|Actual picture of Bob thumb|Siilverz's profile pic '''Mandy''' (aka Bob) is an [[Autism|autistic..."

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[[Image:mandy_aka_bob.jpg|thumb|Actual picture of Bob]]
[[Image:siilverz.jpg|thumb|Siilverz's profile pic]]

'''Mandy''' (aka Bob) is an [[Autism|autistic]] [[gamer]] who founded the [[KKK|Clan of Girls]] (CoG) on [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty 2]]. His most notable achievement in life is tricking all the [[Basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[13-year-old boys]] on COD into believing he's actually a girl, which has resulted in the [[lulz]] discussed below.

== Early life and success ==
On [[Last thursday|Christmas eve]] of 2010, Bob and his [[You have no friends|friends]] on [[Xfire]] were happily playing Call of Duty 2 when some [[You|fucktard]] [[Fail|got caught pretending to be a girl]]. Bob, being the [[Lie|brilliant e-genius]] that he is, immediately realized the full [[potential]] of this ploy given it is properly executed. He devised the following scheme:

# Pretend to be a girl on some e-landfill full of horny [[Retard|retards]]
# Have them be your [[Personal army|personal slaves]]
# Record their fails and post on [[ED]]
# ???
# [[Profit!]]

This formula proved to be so successful that he continues his practices to this very day, with more lulz accumulating even as we speak.

== Social implications ==
Because Xfire combined with COD make for such a [[No|wonderful]] social network, the response was immediate and overwhelming. [[Over 9000|Countless]] brave [[Dick|dicks]] marched into battle, [[Boner|heads held high]], to compete for the title of Mandy's e-boyfriend. Many requested [[MSN]], [[Skype]] or [[IRL]] contact details, yet only few succeeded, and their [[Eunuch|eulogy]] now lies here for all to see.

The reason behind Bob's success, however, remains a mystery to most [[scientists]], although [[some argue]] it is due to Bob's [[Batshit insane|dual personality]] and his secret desire to [[Transsexual|actually become a girl]].

Despite his [[Lie|tremendous genius]], there are some people who don't believe he's a girl. You'd think these are signs of [[Intelligence|intelligent life]] on the internet, but since that's [[The cancer that is killing /b/|impossible]], the only [[Viagra|viable]] explanation is that these people are 40-year-old virgins who could recognize a girl if she slapped them with a [[dildo]].

== Siilverz ==
One of the most hilarious exploits is the [[Camwhore|webcam conversation]] with Siilverz, also known as [[Steve Wozniak|Quentin Wozniak]]. It all happended one gloomy night of July 2011, when some horny kid informed Mandy he was prepared to masturbate in front of him/her over his webcam. Naturally, Bob instantely activated Hypercam to catch all of the lulz. However, the entire essence of the recording can be captured in this single frame:

[[Image:siilverz dick.png]]

I'm sure every single one of you is able to [[Fap|mentally reconstruct]] the rest of the video, as this is all that really happens. Siilverz is still hoping, in vain btw, to someday get laid by a real girl.

== Conversations ==
Of course, there are also screenshots from chats that the COD community had with Mandy. These barely scratch the surface, but should provide a decent idea of how [[Retarded|naive]] Xfire as well as COD fucks are:

[[Image:Mandy convo.png]]

Note the [[Shit|shitty graphics]]. Together with the [[It's not a bug, it's a feature|buggy engine]] and [[bullshit]] storyline, these make up the main reasons [[nevar]] to play COD2. Also, never mind the Dutch sentences in the chat. It's not a [[English|real language]] anyway.

== See also ==

* [http://www.xfire.com/profile/siilverz/ Siilverz's Xfire profile]
* [http://www.xfire.com/profile/mandyyyy/ Mandy's Xfire profile]. [[Tits|Private details]] are hidden, unfortunately.
* [[Call of Duty]]
* [[Xfire]]
* [[Fail]]