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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/maddox-george-ouzounian-george-schnoz.24527/page-1 Kiwi Farms’ thread on Maddox.]		*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/maddox-george-ouzounian-george-schnoz.24527/page-1 Kiwi Farms’ thread on Maddox.]
	*[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net~~/c.cgi?u=april_fools04~~ Maddox's website.]		*[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net Maddox's website.]
	*[http://www.angelfire.com/pro/awesomer/maddox.html The hidden parts of Maddox’s website.]		*[http://www.angelfire.com/pro/awesomer/maddox.html The hidden parts of Maddox’s website.]
	*[http://maddoxlovestrannys.ytmnd.com Maddox loves him some dickgirls!]		*[http://maddoxlovestrannys.ytmnd.com Maddox loves him some dickgirls!]
	*[http://maddox.xmission.com His shitty, unfunny website]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fgjB2qp7E8 Fashion inspired by Maddox.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fgjB2qp7E8 Fashion inspired by Maddox.]

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	{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}		{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}
	'''Maddox''' ([[Powerword]]: '''George Ouzounian''') is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. ~~Like~~ most web "comedians"~~, however~~, it turned out Maddox' act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.		'''Maddox''' ([[Powerword]]: '''George Ouzounian''') is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. Although like most web "comedians", it turned out Maddox's act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.

	Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already ~~know~~. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], basement dwelling, [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from ~~that [[furfag]]~~ [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.		Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content today is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already comprehend. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His crap pirate persona, coupled with a trend of antagonizing his own fans and barely updating his website with anything worthy of note have worn pretty thin. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], [[basement_dweller\|basement dwelling]], [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.

	Maddox is also an author, with one disavowed New York Times Best Seller [[~~Shit_Nobody_Cares_About~~\|and two more novels that nobody cares about]]. He has also enjoyed a second wind of success with a comedy podcast, ''The Biggest Problem In The Universe'', with former business partner [[Dick Masterson]]. This fell apart after 107 episodes, when Maddox became an [[SJW]] and threw an autistic tantrum over Dick fucking his ex-girlfriend from over three years ago (all while he was dating someone else already). The actions taken by Maddox after May 31st, 2016 made him go from innovator, to unfunny, to bonafide [[lol-cow]] right up there with Hall of Famers like [[DarksydePhil]] and [[Tom Preston]].		Maddox is also an author, with one disavowed New York Times Best Seller [[snca\|and two more novels that nobody cares about]]. He has also enjoyed a second wind of success with a comedy podcast, ''The Biggest Problem In The Universe'', with former business partner [[Dick Masterson]]. This fell apart after 107 episodes, when Maddox became an [[SJW]] and threw an autistic tantrum over Dick fucking his ex-girlfriend from over three years ago (all while he was dating someone else already). The actions taken by Maddox after May 31st, 2016 made him go from innovator, to unfunny, to bonafide [[lol-cow]] right up there with Hall of Famers like [[DarksydePhil]] and [[Tom Preston]].

	<center>''Welcome to the Maddox article, faggots!<br>just like Maddox's life, it will never get any better!''</center>		<center>''Welcome to the Maddox article, faggots!<br>just like Maddox's life, it will never get any better!''</center>
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	== TL;DR ==		== TL;DR ==

	[[TL;DR\|Maddox's long list of failure and faggotry will take forever to read through, since it's been growing exponentially for years]]. Luckily, some EDiot made a video highlighting the most important stuff. Now you don't have to dig through years of Maddox's shitty life. You're welcome.		[[TL;DR\|Maddox's long list of failure and faggotry will take forever to read through, since it's been growing exponentially for years]]. Luckily, some EDiot made a video highlighting the most important stuff. Now you don't have to dig through years of Maddox's shitty life. You're welcome.

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	# Draw some pictures with [[MS Paint]] ([http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=faq no, seriously]) that further illustrate the points in your hilarious rant people are totally still reading.		# Draw some pictures with [[MS Paint]] ([http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=faq no, seriously]) that further illustrate the points in your hilarious rant people are totally still reading.
	# Put in some sentences [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|reaffirming how right you are and how badass you are for being right]]. Everything you’re writing is God’s gift to the [[sheeple\|herd of sheep that's humanity]]. That's right! You're basically [[Moses]] for [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone ranting about cell phones]!		# Put in some sentences [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|reaffirming how right you are and how badass you are for being right]]. Everything you’re writing is God’s gift to the [[sheeple\|herd of sheep that's humanity]]. That's right! You're basically [[Moses]] for [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone ranting about cell phones]!
	# If you really want to put some extra effort in, definitely make a .gif animation! Things that move on a page composed mostly of text makes it funny and interesting! [[~~At_least_100_Years_Ago~~\|(twenty years ago)]]		# If you really want to put some extra effort in, definitely make a .gif animation! Things that move on a page composed mostly of text makes it funny and interesting! [[At least 100 years ago\|(twenty years ago)]]
	# Add a view counter at the bottom of each page. [[nobody\|People]] still care about how many views a website gets, trust me.		# Add a view counter at the bottom of each page. [[nobody\|People]] still care about how many views a website gets, trust me.
	# [[???]]		# [[???]]
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			===BONUS ROUND: Dealing With Criticism===
	[[File:DamnThatsEdgy - reaction-reply pic.png\|thumb\|right\|Literally the kind of people who would like Maddox's old cringer content]]		[[File:DamnThatsEdgy - reaction-reply pic.png\|thumb\|right\|Literally the kind of people who would like Maddox's old cringer content]]
	One of Maddox's most enduring characteristics is his intense hostility against everyone, including and especially his own fans, because being an insufferable cunt to people actually interested in your work is the best way to further your career. You might be forgiven for thinking this is him acting in character a la [[AVGN]], but no. He flames, belittles and begrudges his own fanbase at every opportunity he gets, and that's ever more apparent since his exposure to social networking. This has understandably resulted in his appearances at cons or public events being met with overwhelming apathy, and that's if they still remember who this balding pasty [[basement-dweller]] even is. He will spend hours deleting comments on any site that will allow him to do this, and waste even more time blocking the people who leave them. Hell, back in the heyday of his website, he went as far as to [http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#REMOVED publish someone's email address for sending him hate mail from work, causing his fans to harass the guy en masse.]		The same rules for funny article writing apply, but this time you're not focusing on some big-shot like [[Bill O Reilly]], you're likely responding to a normal person with a [http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_estate normal job], or even a poor youth with [http://www.maddox.xmission.com/moron.html learning difficulties]. Most people would simply not bother, discard it and move on with their day, but why throw away hate mail? It's effectively free material to roast in that special way that makes your readership come back for more. Therefore, you'll want to keep the following in mind when writing your published response to someone criticising you for (just as an example) [http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=elizabeth_smart your callous attitude towards a kidnapping victim:]
			* Make any snicky remark you can about the message to undermine its context. Misspellings, false assertions, SHOUTING IN CAPS LOCK, obviously retarded statements that would be very easy to roast, stuff like that. This is the backbone upon which you'll formulate your reply.
			* [[Strawman]] your opponents arguments to make it easier to attack. what works for politicians can work for you too!
			* If the person brings up a good point, such as [[no life\|you have no life]], [[baby\|you're incredibly childish]], and [[hypocrite\|you're clearly not the badass you purport to be]], you're better off glossing over that and lauding your status as in [[USI\|internet famous]] blogger.
			** [http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#IMPRESS If you're feeling particularly vengeful, you could reveal the email address of the very person who said that because he sent the e-mail from his workplace. Then invite thousands of your followers to harass him en masse.]
			* Add a disclaimer to the bottom of your webpage which cannot be taken seriously at all by anyone ever.
			*If you're responding on a forum, or a social media platform, then all bets are off so go fucking nuts with it! Kick and ban with reckless abandon on any of these platforms that allow you to do this.

			One of Maddox's most enduring characteristics is his intense hostility against everyone, including and especially his own fans, because being an insufferable cunt to people actually interested in your work is the best way to further your career. You might be forgiven for thinking this is him acting in character a la [[AVGN]], but no. He flames, belittles and begrudges his own fanbase at every opportunity he gets, and that's ever more apparent since his exposure to social networking. This has understandably resulted in his appearances at cons or public events being met with overwhelming apathy, and that's if they still remember who this balding pasty [[basement-dweller]] even is. He will spend hours deleting comments on any site that will allow him to do this, and waste even more time blocking the people who leave them.

	So to summarize the story so far: you have the very incarnation of an [[internet tough guy]] riding on his fifteen minutes of fame, and he's bragging about how amazing he is while simultaneously antagonizing anybody who interacts with him, whether positively or negatively.		So to summarize the story so far: you have the very incarnation of an [[internet tough guy]] riding on his fifteen minutes of fame, and he's bragging about how amazing he is while simultaneously antagonizing anybody who interacts with him, whether positively or negatively.

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	\|image = Maddox irl.jpg		\|image = Maddox irl.jpg
			\|nationality = [[American]]
	\|occupation = Blogger, author, podcaster		\|occupation = Blogger, author, podcaster
	\|years active = 1997-present		\|years active = 1997-present

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	{{spoilers\|THE RETARD FUCKING LOST HIS LOLSUIT WITH [[Dick Masterson]] PRESS S TO SPIT!!!}}		{{spoilers\|THE RETARD FUCKING LOST HIS LOLSUIT WITH [[Dick Masterson]]! PRESS "S" TO SPIT!!!}}
	~~[[Image:~~Maddox irl.jpg\|~~thumb~~\|~~right~~\|~~auto\|Maddox, indoctrinating his~~ [[~~neckbeard~~]] ~~fanbase into becoming~~ [[~~Cuckoldry\|cucks]]~~.]]		{{Infobox person
			\|powerword = George Ouzounian
			\|image = Maddox irl.jpg
			\|occupation = Blogger, author, podcaster
			\|years active = 1997-present
			\|gender = [[Sissy]] male
			\|website = [http://maddox.xmission.com Manchildcave]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_c1gdsojLxBGkgzS0NsvUw JewTube channel]}}
	[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]		[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]
	[[Image:Maddox-links.png\|thumb\|Maddox is a true connoisseur of [[CTRL_ALT_Delete\|humor]].]]		[[Image:Maddox-links.png\|thumb\|Maddox is a [[fake\|true]] connoisseur of [[CTRL_ALT_Delete\|humor]].]]

	{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}		{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}
	~~<b>~~[[~~powerword\|George Ouzounian~~]]~~</b>, known by his pen name~~ '''~~Maddox~~''', is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. ~~However, like~~ most ~~internet-famous '~~comedians' it turned out ~~his~~ act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.		'''Maddox''' ([[Powerword]]: '''George Ouzounian''') is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. Like most web "comedians", however, it turned out Maddox' act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.

	Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already know. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], basement dwelling, [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from that [[furfag]] [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.		Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already know. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], basement dwelling, [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from that [[furfag]] [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.

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	[[Image:Maddox irl.jpg\|thumb\|right\|auto\|Maddox, indoctrinating his [[neckbeard]] fanbase into becoming [[Cuckoldry\|cucks]].]]		[[Image:Maddox irl.jpg\|thumb\|right\|auto\|Maddox, indoctrinating his [[neckbeard]] fanbase into becoming [[Cuckoldry\|cucks]].]]
	[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]		[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]

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	[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]		[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]

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	~~[[Image:~~Maddox irl.jpg\|~~thumb~~\|~~right~~\|~~auto\|Maddox, indoctrinating his~~ [[~~neckbeard~~]] ~~fanbase into becoming~~ [[~~Cuckoldry\|cucks]]~~.]]		{{Infobox person
			\|powerword = George Ouzounian
			\|image = Maddox irl.jpg
			\|occupation = Blogger, author, podcaster
			\|years active = 1997-present
			\|gender = [[Sissy]] male
			\|website = [http://maddox.xmission.com Manchildcave]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_c1gdsojLxBGkgzS0NsvUw JewTube channel]}}
	[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]		[[File:Nobodylovesmaddox.jpg\|thumb\|Maddox's trip to Thailand really inspired him to [[tranny\|transition]]]]
	[[Image:Maddox-links.png\|thumb\|Maddox is a true connoisseur of [[CTRL_ALT_Delete\|humor]].]]		[[Image:Maddox-links.png\|thumb\|Maddox is a [[fake\|true]] connoisseur of [[CTRL_ALT_Delete\|humor]].]]

	{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}		{{quote\|No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.\|The only truthful thing he has ever said.}}
	~~<b>~~[[~~powerword\|George Ouzounian~~]]~~</b>, known by his pen name~~ '''~~Maddox~~''', is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. ~~However, like~~ most ~~internet-famous '~~comedians' it turned out ~~his~~ act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.		'''Maddox''' ([[Powerword]]: '''George Ouzounian''') is a pioneer of [[troll]]ing, [[flame\|flaming]], and [[unwarranted self importance]] on the Internet. At least he was this person <s>four</s> <s>eight</s> '''''20''''' years ago, and when his stupid evil asshole personality was still believed to have been an 'in-character gag'. Like most web "comedians", however, it turned out Maddox' act wasn't an act at all, and he genuinely was being [[retarded]] for attention. Despite his shtick being so yesterday, his influence on early lulz is nothing short of notable. [[Noobs]] should read his earlier articles to learn how to properly flame, but nothing post-2005. That’s when he started to [[The Internet is serious business\|get serious]] and his writing really went to shit.

	Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already know. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], basement dwelling, [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from that [[furfag]] [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.		Most non-[[retards]] will notice that much of Maddox's content is incredibly [[unfunny]], pointing out [[obvious]] [[shit nobody cares about\|things]] that [[internets]] users already know. He's also a [[faggot\|pirate]], something he makes very clear... to the point that he'll try to deceive you into thinking he's a '''''straight''''' pirate by shoving his dick in your face, fooling no one. His inability to come across as a [[badass]] is best demonstrated by simply looking at him - he's nothing more than a [[neckbeard\|neckbearded]], basement dwelling, [[angry\|rage-filled]], sexually repressed [[NEET]]. So, why hasn't this dumbass made a fucking [[fursona]] yet? And that's when you realise something: there's virtually nothing separating him from that [[furfag]] [[2 gryphon\|2 The Ranting Gryphon]] in terms of comedy writing.