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===December 31st, [[2006]]===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061229/od_afp/greecechristmasprotest_061229143823 '''Salonika, GREECE (ÆFP)''' Greek anarchists snatch baby Jesus.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061230/ap_on_fe_st/malicious_castration '''Lollington, NC (ÆP)''' Naked Xmas party goes horribly awry.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_fe_st/cambodia_rampaging_buffalo '''Phnom Penh, CAMBODIA (ÆP)''' Buffalo invited to wedding runs amok.]

===December 30th, 2006===

[http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,2293907,00.html '''Sidney, NOT AUSTRALIA (LOL)''' Hitler invades Paris, Texas.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061229/od_nm/australia_cat_dc '''Sydney, AUSTRALIA (Ræters)''' Smokealarm Cat saves the day for stupid-ass humans]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_fe_st/lost_carjacker '''Boca Raton, FL (ÆP)''' Lost car-jacker calls 911 instead of OnStar]

===December 29th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061229/od_nm/germany_dog_dc '''Berlin, Germany (Ræters)''' Man pays for drinks with daughter's pet dog]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061228/ap_on_fe_st/log_assault '''Des Moines, IA (ÆP)''' Man dishes out Seasons' Beatings with Yule Log.]

===December 28th, 2006===

[http://www.wsoctv.com/news/10624516/detail.html '''China Grove, NC, (ÆD)''' Girl finds shitty doll with her Xmas marijuana.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061228/ap_on_fe_st/veggie_theft '''Villa Park, IL (ÆP)''' Broccoli Dog suspected in $50,000 veggie jacking.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061227/od_afp/britainchristmascrime_061227174455 '''London, ENGLAND (ÆFP)''' Car thief kicks the gift of Granny to the curb after inspecting haul.]

===December 27th, 2006===

[http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53521 '''North Platte, NE (ÆP)''' "Jack the Ripper" charged with felony farting.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061227/od_nm/newzealand_dolphin_dc '''Wellington, NEW ZEALAND (Ræters)''' Dolphin crushes woman during ræp attempt].

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061227/od_nm/germany_hoax_kidnapping_dc '''Berlin, GERMANY (Ræters)''' Woman calls in 'kidnapped' for work.]

===December 26th, 2006===

Happy Kwanzaa! (unless u r a jew, in which case pls die).

[http://www.nydailynews.com/business/story/483226p-406731c.html '''The Internets, CYBERSPACE (ÆD)''' Microsoft Vista: "the most secure version of Windows yet? HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!"]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/od_nm/korea_prostitutes_dc '''Seoul, GOOD KOREA, (Ræters)''' It's official: Korean men buy sex every time they have a dinner party.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061226/od_nm/spain_cocaine_dc '''Madrid, SPAIN (Ræters)''' 94% of Spaniards are drug mules. Drug use suspected.]

===December 25th, 2006===

[http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005924130 '''Hollywood, CA (AHæN)''' How many clowns can you fit in a VW gas chamber? Tale of Nazi commitment to Hollocaust lulz inspires movie for 2007. Drug abuse suspected].

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061225/od_nm/germany_christmas_robbery_dc '''Berlin, GERMANY (Ræters)''' Power Word causes taxi robbers to shit bricks. Drug abuse suspected.]

[http://www.mlive.com/newsflash/business/index.ssf?/base/news-40/1167057555136180.xml&storylist=mibusiness '''Ypsilanti, MI (ÆP)''' Deranged 85-year-old party animal strays 315 miles from Xmas shindig. Drug abuse suspected.]

===December 24th, 2006===

[http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1222pantsrobbers22-ON.html '''Boynton Beach, FL (ÆP)''' The "I like these pants!" thieves strike again. Armed trouser burglars still at large.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061223/ap_on_fe_st/angels_and_santa_ap_poll '''Crazytown, USA (ÆP)''' Americans believe that peas are made by a Green Giant who is quite jolly.]

[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/25/ubrown125.xml '''Atlanta, GA (ÆP)''' James Brown killed by Baby Jesus to sate his Xmas blood-lust.]

===December 23rd, 2006===

[http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-12/19/content_762231.htm '''Columbia, SC (ÆP)''' Pedo-Santa nabbed attempting to take 8-year-old to his North Pole after showing her his 'stuffed Rudolph'.]

[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16312314/ '''Benton, LA (ÆP)''' Delicious <strike>cock</strike> toes! You must eat them!]

[http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6292071,00.html '''Gilroy, CA (ÆP)''' TORA! TORA! TORA! Three Japs die in Kamikaze attack on sewage pond].

===December 22nd, 2006===

[http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/china.nude.reut/ '''Beijing, CHINA (CæNN)''' LOLCHINKS!!! Police ban streaking protest despite rigorous aesthetic standards for n00dz.]

[http://www.wsls.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WSLS%2FMGArticle%2FSLS_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1149192274626&path=!news!localnews '''Damascus, VA (ÆP)''' Santa arrests streaking, drug-addled dentist.]

[http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-12-20T121202Z_01_L20534404_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-GREECE-RELIGION.XML&WTmodLoc=NewsLanding-C11-Odd-2 '''Karyes, GREECE (Ræters)''' 7 rebel monks amongst fallen as rival monk gangs battle with crowbars and sledge-hammers.]

===December 21st, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061221/ap_on_fe_st/pooping_peasant '''Barcelona, SPAIN (ÆP)''' Spaniards dreaming of a shit Xmas.]

[http://cbs2chicago.com/seenon/local_story_352180833.html '''Chicago, IL (LNN)''' Baby Jesus (32 of them) back from the 'dead' again.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_on_fe_st/bad_crack '''Hawthorne, FL (ÆP)''' Crack ho calls Waaambulance over bad crack purchase.]

===December 20th, 2006===

[http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006590108,00.html '''Renfrewshire, ENGLAND (CurrentBun)''' Santa attacked with pies as Woar on Xmas escalates.]

[http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/police/4952711.html '''Lafayette, LA (LNN)''' "Jackass" prank goes terribly wrong.]

[http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6290344,00.html '''Colombus, OH (ÆP)''' Eggraid ends badly for troll shot dead.]

===December 19th, 2006===

[http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2005/12/18/newzealand-santas051218.html '''Aukland, NEW ZEALAND (CBCæ)''' 50 drunken Santas go on Xmas rampage, throwing rocks, stealing and urinating in public.]

[http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/12/19/2877852-cp.html '''Burnaby, BC (CP)''' 100 drunken Santas stopped before they started.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061220/ap_on_fe_st/mashed_potato_wrestling '''Bethalto, IL (ÆP)''' Police have beef with tavern owner over nude mashed potato wrestling]

===December 18th, 2006===

[http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-12-18T145319Z_01_N15382320_RTRUKOC_0_US-PERU-LIQUOR.xml '''Lima, PERU (Ræters)''' A steal at $1, "Osama Bin Laden Champagne" will hit you like a 747].

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061218/ap_on_fe_st/snowman_stabbing '''Cincinnati, OH (ÆP)''' Teens arrested for assault on beloved celebrity as woar on Xmas heats up.]

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6183587.stm '''A motherfuckin' Plane, in The motherfuckin' Sky (Bmotherfuckin'BCæ)''' Motherfuckin' mice on a motherfuckin' plane but Sam Motherfuckin' Jackson is motherfuckin' missing in motherfickin' action, motherfuckers!]

===December 17th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061214/od_nm/italy_murder_dc '''Rome, ITALY (Ræters)''' Newspapers to man accused of grisly murder: "HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, WE SUCK COCKS!!!1"]

[http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-12-16-garfield-headless_x.htm '''Marion, IN (LNN)''' Garfield beheaded by Al Qaeda.]

[http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=29463&in_page_id=34 '''London, ENGLAND (LNN)''' BBC to air TV shows "Fu#k Off, I'm A Hairy Woman" and "Me And My Man Breasts".]

===December 16th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061215/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_train '''London, ENGLAND (Ræters)''' Hobo takes nap on train tracks at rush-hour.]

[http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html '''Wheaton, IL (CBæS)''' Epicurean student decides communal salad-dressing needs a little something.]

[http://www.wftv.com/news/10496001/detail.html '''Arlington, FL (LNN)''' 'Pornaments' heat up Xmas for local pastor.]

===December 15th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061215/ap_on_fe_st/dog_costume_sentence '''Painesville, OH (ÆP)''' Man sentenced to be a Furry for shooting dog.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061215/ap_on_fe_st/sword_burglar '''Laguna Niguel, CA (ÆP)''' Drug-addled Zorro burglar bungles home invasion robbery.]

[http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/16251877.htm '''Oklahoma City, OK (ÆP)''' Hothead soccer dad cools his heels in penalty box.]

===December 14th, 2006===

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6178659.stm '''Fushun, CHINA (BBCæ)''' Gigantor saves the day!]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_fe_st/seven_legged_deer '''Fon Du Lac, WI (ÆP)''' Hunter bags space alien masquerading as deer.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061213/ap_on_fe_st/potato_attack '''Liberty, OH (ÆP)''' Man attempts to get Power Wrist back using bag of potatos as weapon.]

===December 13th, 2006===

[http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28998&in_page_id=2 '''Truro, ENGLAND (LNN)''' Man deploys bio-weapon in post office; ruins Xmas for posters.]

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6180753.stm?ls '''Southampton, ENGLAND (BBCæ)''' This is your brain: '''o_o'''. This is your brain on meat: '''o_O''']

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/6173805.stm '''Choppington, ENGLAND (BBCæ)''' Gym to offer lapdance classes to 12-year-old wannabe strippers.]

===December 12th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061213/od_nm/turkey_camel_dc '''Istanbul, TURKEY (Ræters)''' Camel sacrifice on runway begs the question: how do you get a camel past airport security?]

[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327 '''The World (WND)''' A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals. (sic)]

[http://www.denverpost.com/ci_4818769 '''Seattle, WA (ÆD)''' Jews ruin Xmas for travelers at airport.]

===December 11th, 2006===

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061212/ap_on_fe_st/stolen_drugs '''Wichita, KA (ÆP)''' Don't get high on your own supply! Robbed dealer, calls 911.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061209/ap_on_fe_st/double_life_thefts '''McMinville, TN (ÆP)''' Woman nabbed in first ever recorded case of reverse 'gold-digging'.]

===December 10th, 2006===

[http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1208FreezerFetuses08-ON.html '''Columbia, TN (ÆP)''' Dead woman's fetus collection found in freezer. Which begs the question: WTF!!!.]

[http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/World/2006/12/09/2703580-sun.html '''Coral Gables, FL (ÆP)''' Dad gets daugther mauled by cougar for her birthday gift.]

[http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=2714761&page=1 '''San Jose, CA (ÆBC)''' Talking doll tells little girl she's "a slut".]

===December 9th, 2006===

[http://www.finance-weblog.com/50226711/the_bad_news_is_that_the_stores_on_fire_the_good_news_is_jeans_are_20_off_in_misses.php '''Mentor, OH (LNN)''' American shoppers willing to consume mass quantities whilst faced with death by fire.]

[http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/12/12/MNG8TMU1KQ1.DTL '''Walmart (SÆF Chronicle)''' Butthurt unbelievers plan protest against 'Convert of Die' video game, fail to understand that the "Left Behind" series is based on soon-to-be fact.]

===December 8th, 2006===

[http://www.mcall.com/news/local/easton/all-b3_3kinney-2dec02,0,5060284.story?coll=all-newslocaleaston-hed '''Easton, PA (LNN)''' Child molester: "Bingo drove me to rape."]

[http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061205/NEWS01/612050361/1006/NEWS '''A plane, THE SKY (ÆP)''' Jet diverted after farting woman poses terror threat.]

===December 7th, 2006===

[http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2110034.html '''Hull, ENGLAND (Ænanova)''' "I thought it was a sinus infection" says woman shot up the nose.]

[http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyenoughnews&storyID=2006-12-07T161237Z_01_NC6420363_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUSTRIA-THIEF.xml&WTmodLoc=SportsNewsHome_R1_oddlyenoughnews-1 '''Vienna, AUSTRIA (Ræters)''' Fake priest robs naked retiree.]

[http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-12-08T131822Z_01_L084868_RTRUKOC_0_US-INDIA-SPITTING.xml '''Delhi, INDIA (Ræters)''' Government says "DO NOT WANT!!!" to local artists spitting baccy-juice on tourists' "areas".]

===December 6th, 2006===

[http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/LegalCenter/story?id=2704066 '''Vancouver, WA (ÆBC)''' Mother has son fake retardation for 20 years for lulz and profit.]

[http://www.thisisyork.co.uk/display.var.1054372.0.exterminate.php '''York, ENGLAND (LNN)''' "EXTERMINATE!" Scarecrows are old meme for local man in Dalek 'suit' bent on scaring students.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_fe_st/pig_throwing '''West Point, MS (ÆP)''' Pigs fly as man throws 60lb porker at hotel staff.]

===December 5th, 2006===

[http://www.heraldonline.com/109/story/9901.html '''Rock Hill, SC (LNN)''' 12-year-old arrested, charged for opening Xmas gift early.]

[http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20875758-17001,00.html '''Alyangula, AUSTRALIA (LNN)''' Conflict resolution turns medieval as families attack each other with axes, swords and spears.]

===December 4th, 2006===

[http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=teddy-swear-&method=full&objectid=18196100&siteid=66633-name_page.html '''Stafford, ENGLAND (LNN)''' Toy bear: "You Sir, are a "p****"!]

[http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/158813,CST-NWS-nude04.article '''Columbia City, IN (ÆP)''' Indecent exposer: "Arbys made me do it!"]

===December 3rd, 2006===

[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15987869/ '''Sierra Vista, AZ (ÆP)''' Bingo turns saintly grandmother into drug-running terrorist supporter.]

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061203/ap_on_fe_st/sweden_christmas_goat '''Stockholm, SWEDEN (ÆP)''' Authorities: "Xmas goat is safe!" After 40 years of abuse, officials vow it will survive unscathed.]

[http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-12-02-santa-beer_x.htm '''Portland, ME (ÆP)''' State says "DO NOT WANT!!!1" to Santa's Butt Beer.]

===December 2nd, 2006===

[http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_481734.html '''Meadville, PA (ÆP)''' Armed gang take the hunt out of hunting by robbing hunter of his kill.]

[http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-fakeguac30nov30,0,3230795.story?coll=la-home-headlines '''Los Angeles, CA (LÆT)''' Where's the Guac?]

[http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36114 '''London, ENGLAND (LNN)''' No need to download all that pr0n, Apple does it for you!]

===December 1st, 2006===
[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/11/29/national/a145939S18.DTL '''Pensacola, FL (ÆP)''' Boy to good home. Barely used.]

[http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061129/NEWS04/611290351/1023/NEWS07 '''Mahopac, NY (LNN)''' Goats get orange testes and indigestion from devouring pr0n!]

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