Life Is Strange - Revision history

imported>Jackingura11 at 17:57, 28 November 2018

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imported>IvoRobotnik: /* Videos */

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Videos

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			\|<youtube>OnIODgqUHxw</youtube>'''[[I see what you did there\|Well played]] Square Enix.'''
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imported>Seenit45 at 18:15, 14 January 2017

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	*[[Gone Home]] - Same shit.		*[[Gone Home]] - Same shit.
	*''[[wikipedia:Remember Me (video game)\|Remember Me]]'' – Dontnod's previous game. Dontnod wants to be Funcom (of ''[[wikipedia:The Longest Journey\|The Longest Journey]]'' fame) real bad.		*''[[wikipedia:Remember Me (video game)\|Remember Me]]'' – Dontnod's previous game. Dontnod wants to be Funcom (of ''[[wikipedia:The Longest Journey\|The Longest Journey]]'' fame) real bad.


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imported>Seenit45 at 16:15, 6 January 2017

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			{{crap}}

	{{Spoiler\|Mark kills Rachel and is revealed to be a sick fuck}}		{{Spoiler\|Mark kills Rachel and is revealed to be a sick fuck}}

	[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]		[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]

	~~{{crap}}~~

	If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.		If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.

imported>Seenit45 at 16:15, 6 January 2017

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	[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|~~200px~~\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]		[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]

			{{crap}}

	If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.		If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.

imported>Seenit45: /* Episode 1: Chrysalis */

2017-01-03T22:14:46Z

Episode 1: Chrysalis

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	[[File:MaxNosebleed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Max does this when she uses her abilities too much.]]		[[File:MaxNosebleed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Max does this when she uses her abilities too much.]]

	[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[feminist]] [[bitch]] that goes to the shitty [[nigger\|Blackwell]] Academy in [[Oregon]] to [[fap\|milk]] herself to the totally hot Mark Jefferson.She is your usual,obnoxious,[[attention whore]] who thinks [[no\|she acts like a geek]] and a makes an ass out of herself because of it.[[Last Thursday]],[[menstruation\|when she went to the bathroom]],she sees a [[feminazi\|blue-haired]] [[cunt]] talk about bidness and get shot by the popular asshole kid,Nathan Prescott.For some fucking reason,this [[trigger]]s her rewind powers,which gives her a chance to save said cunt.Rather than talking to the security officer or anyone else for help,[[retard\|she hides behind the cabins in the bathroom like before and pulls the fire alarm]].Some other shit happens,where a girl gets soaked in the janitor's [[cum\|white paint]],and Max meets up with her creepy stalker friend,Warren,who wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of her.The guy with the gun from earlier [[Hugh Mungus\|sexually harasses]] Max,but she's saved by her [[fuckboy\|white knight]],Warren.Then the cunt from earlier shows up,and it's revealed that she's actually Chloe,Max's long-lost [[fuckbuddy]].She spends the rest of the episode complaining about Max being a shitty friend and [[punishment\|getting slapped for smocking]] by her step-dad,who's the security officer of the school.		[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[feminist]] [[bitch]] that goes to the shitty [[nigger\|Blackwell]] Academy in [[Oregon]] to [[fap\|milk]] herself to the totally hot Mark Jefferson.She is your usual,obnoxious,[[attention whore]] who thinks [[no\|she acts like a geek]] and a makes an ass out of herself because of it.[[Last Thursday]],[[menstruation\|when she went to the bathroom]],she sees a [[feminazi\|blue-haired]] [[cunt]] talk about bidness and get shot by the popular asshole kid,Nathan Prescott.For some fucking reason,this [[trigger]]s her rewind powers,which gives her a chance to save said cunt.Rather than talking to the security officer or anyone else for help,[[retard\|she hides behind the cabins in the bathroom like before and pulls the fire alarm]].Some other shit happens,where a girl gets soaked in the janitor's [[cum\|white paint]],and Max meets up with her creepy stalker friend,Warren,who wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of her.The guy with the gun from earlier [[Hugh Mungus\|sexually harasses]] Max,but she's saved by her [[fuckboy\|white knight]],Warren.Then the cunt from earlier shows up,and it's revealed that she's actually Chloe,Max's long-lost [[fuckbuddy]].She spends the rest of the episode complaining about Max being a shitty friend,talking about a missing [[white]] girl [[shit no one cares about\|no one gives a shit about]],and [[punishment\|getting slapped for smocking]] by her step-dad,who's the security officer of the school.

	=== Episode 2: Out of Time ===		=== Episode 2: Out of Time ===

imported>Seenit45 at 22:13, 3 January 2017

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	[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]		[[File:Fatmax.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|[[Fat]] Max.]]
	~~[[File:MaxAnHero.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px]]~~

imported>Seenit45: /* The Game */

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The Game

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	[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[~~newfag~~]] at Blackwell Academy in [[Oregon]]. ~~After witnessing the pwnage~~ of ~~her lesbian friend~~, [[~~Dyke~~\|~~Chloe Price~~]], she ~~somehow acquires~~ the ~~ability to rewind time and uses~~ this ~~power to impress~~ her ~~faggot teacher~~, ~~correct whatever fuck ups she makes and/~~or ~~witnesses~~, and ~~troll~~ the shit ~~out of anyone who hasn~~'t [[~~Check Your Privilege~~\|~~checked their privilege~~]]~~. Soon enough~~, Max ~~then discovers the~~ [[~~truth~~]] ~~about some "dream" she had which is actually~~ [[~~srs bsns~~\|~~the reckoning of a huge cyclone~~]] ~~which is going to~~ [[~~Lol~~\|~~flush Arcadia Bay down the shitter.~~]]		[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[feminist]] [[bitch]] that goes to the shitty [[nigger\|Blackwell]] Academy in [[Oregon]] to [[fap\|milk]] herself to the totally hot Mark Jefferson.She is your usual,obnoxious,[[attention whore]] who thinks [[no\|she acts like a geek]] and a makes an ass out of herself because of it.[[Last Thursday]],[[menstruation\|when she went to the bathroom]],she sees a [[feminazi\|blue-haired]] [[cunt]] talk about bidness and get shot by the popular asshole kid,Nathan Prescott.For some fucking reason,this [[trigger]]s her rewind powers,which gives her a chance to save said cunt.Rather than talking to the security officer or anyone else for help,[[retard\|she hides behind the cabins in the bathroom like before and pulls the fire alarm]].Some other shit happens,where a girl gets soaked in the janitor's [[cum\|white paint]],and Max meets up with her creepy stalker friend,Warren,who wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of her.The guy with the gun from earlier [[Hugh Mungus\|sexually harasses]] Max,but she's saved by her [[fuckboy\|white knight]],Warren.Then the cunt from earlier shows up,and it's revealed that she's actually Chloe,Max's long-lost [[fuckbuddy]].She spends the rest of the episode complaining about Max being a shitty friend and [[punishment\|getting slapped for smocking]] by her step-dad,who's the security officer of the school.
	~~This dumb bitch is so much of hipster~~ that she ~~uses a Polaroid camera to take pictures with~~, ~~despite~~ the ~~game is set in 2013. None~~ of the ~~advantages or quality of an actual camera. None~~ of the ~~convenience of a smartphone. Not contrived at all~~.

	=== Episode 2: Out of Time ===		=== Episode 2: Out of Time ===

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	[[File:MaxAnHero.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px]]		[[File:MaxAnHero.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px]]

imported>Seenit45 at 21:14, 2 January 2017

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			{{crap}}

	If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.		If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the backround.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.

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	If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]],all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the ~~backround~~.Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive.The animation is mediocre at best,probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.		If one were to define the most unoriginal video game of [[2015]], this would be the answer. Behold, '''''Life Is Strange''''', an episodic video game about a twelfth grade [[emo]] [[bitch]] who discovers that she has the ability to [[Original\|rewind time]] [[Mary-sue\|in order to correct whatever fucks up in her life and can transport into photographs.]], all while a shitload of [[indie]] music is playing in the background. Although this is the [[No\|most derivative plot ever conceived,]] everybody gave the game's developers a huge ass-pat because the gameplay was [[Edgy]] as fuck, and starred a [[Women's rights\|female protagonist]] for the sake of being progressive. The animation is mediocre at best, probably because most of the budget went into licensing all the shitty [[indie]] music in the game.

	== The Game ==		== The Game ==
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	[[File:MaxNosebleed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Max does this when she uses her abilities too much.]]		[[File:MaxNosebleed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Max does this when she uses her abilities too much.]]

	[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[feminist]] [[bitch]] that goes to the shitty [[nigger\|Blackwell]] Academy in [[Oregon]] to [[fap\|milk]] herself to the totally hot Mark Jefferson.She is your usual,obnoxious,[[attention whore]] who thinks [[no\|she acts like a geek]] and a makes an ass out of herself because of it.[[Last Thursday]],[[menstruation\|when she went to the bathroom]],she sees a [[feminazi\|blue-haired]] [[cunt]] talk about bidness and get shot by the popular asshole kid,Nathan Prescott.For some fucking reason,this [[trigger]]s her rewind powers,which gives her a chance to save said cunt.Rather than talking to the security officer or anyone else for help,[[retard\|she hides behind the cabins in the bathroom like before and pulls the fire alarm]].Some other shit happens,where a girl gets soaked in the janitor's [[cum\|white paint]],and Max meets up with her creepy stalker friend,Warren,who wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of her.The guy with the gun from earlier [[Hugh Mungus\|sexually harasses]] Max,but she's saved by her [[fuckboy\|white knight]],Warren.Then the cunt from earlier shows up,and it's revealed that she's actually Chloe,Max's long-lost [[fuckbuddy]].She spends the rest of the episode complaining about Max being a shitty friend,talking about a missing [[white]] girl [[shit no one cares about\|no one gives a shit about]],and [[punishment\|getting slapped for smocking]] by her step-dad,who's the security officer of the school.		[[Powerword\|Maxine Caulfield]] (referred to as "Max" hereinafter) is a [[feminist]] [[bitch]] that goes to the shitty [[nigger\|Blackwell]] Academy in [[Oregon]] to [[fap\|milk]] herself to the totally hot Mark Jefferson. She is your usual, obnoxious, [[attention whore]] who thinks [[no\|she acts like a geek]] and a makes an ass out of herself because of it. [[Last Thursday]], [[menstruation\|when she went to the bathroom]], she sees a [[feminazi\|blue-haired]] [[cunt]] talk about bidness and get shot by the popular asshole kid, Nathan Prescott. For some fucking reason, this [[trigger]]s her rewind powers, which gives her a chance to save said cunt. Rather than talking to the security officer or anyone else for help, [[retard\|she hides behind the cabins in the bathroom like before and pulls the fire alarm]]. Some other shit happens, where a girl gets soaked in the janitor's [[cum\|white paint]], and Max meets up with her creepy stalker friend, Warren, who wants to [[fuck]] the shit out of her. The guy with the gun from earlier [[Hugh Mungus\|sexually harasses]] Max, but she's saved by her [[fuckboy\|white knight]], Warren. Then the cunt from earlier shows up, and it's revealed that she's actually Chloe, Max's long-lost [[fuckbuddy]]. She spends the rest of the episode complaining about Max being a shitty friend, talking about a missing [[white]] girl [[shit no one cares about\|no one gives a shit about]], and [[punishment\|getting slapped for smocking]] by her step-dad, who's the security officer of the school.

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	* '''[[Social Justice Warrior\|Maxine Caulfield]]''': The main character. Max is a newfag at Blackwell Academy who has the ability to rewind time, [[Mary-sue\|which she uses in order to fulfill her perfectionist desires.]]		* '''[[Social Justice Warrior\|Maxine Caulfield]]''': The main character. Max is a newfag at Blackwell Academy who has the ability to rewind time, [[Mary-sue\|which she uses in order to fulfill her perfectionist desires.]]

	* '''[[Lesbian\|Chloe Price]]''': [[Truth\|One of the most unbearable bitch in the game]], and a [[dyke]] [[Trying too hard\|(as hinted by her short blue hair)]]. She provides no use to Max whatsoever, and only exists for the sake of this game having a "plot". [[Some say\|According to the developers]],the game tries to make Chloe a likable character,[[fail\|despite the fact that she keeps complaining about you being a shitty friend]],and always bitches about a missing white girl throughout the entire game.She also made all of the [[13 year old boys]] creampie themselves when she [[gay\|made out with Max]] in the last episode.		* '''[[Lesbian\|Chloe Price]]''': [[Truth\|One of the most unbearable bitch in the game]], and a [[dyke]] [[Trying too hard\|(as hinted by her short blue hair)]]. She provides no use to Max whatsoever, and only exists for the sake of this game having a "plot". [[Some say\|According to the developers]], the game tries to make Chloe a likable character, [[fail\|despite the fact that she keeps complaining about you being a shitty friend]], and always bitches about a missing white girl throughout the entire game. She also made all of the [[13 year old boys]] creampie themselves when she [[gay\|made out with Max]] in the last episode.

	* '''[[Holocaust\|Mark Jefferson]]''': The teacher who [[raep\|drugs and kills]] young girls for the sake of fulfilling his [[necro]]-[[Rule 34\|~~photogrpahy~~ fetish]]. He's a [[pretty cool guy]] and doesn't afraid of anything,who manages to make every girl in school cream themselves.		* '''[[Holocaust\|Mark Jefferson]]''': The teacher who [[raep\|drugs and kills]] young girls for the sake of fulfilling his [[necro]]-[[Rule 34\|photography fetish]]. He's a [[pretty cool guy]] and doesn't afraid of anything, who manages to make every girl in school cream themselves.

	* '''[[Drama queen\|Kate Marsh]]''': A [[christfag]] [[cunt]] [[Cyberbully\|who becomes the subject of a viral video]] which makes her attempt to become [[An hero]]. Max can save her, [[truth\|but it's much more lulzy to just watch her jump]].		* '''[[Drama queen\|Kate Marsh]]''': A [[christfag]] [[cunt]] [[Cyberbully\|who becomes the subject of a viral video]] which makes her attempt to become [[An hero]]. Max can save her, [[truth\|but it's much more lulzy to just watch her jump]].

	* '''[[Beta\|Warren Graham]]''': Creepy stalker and a [[loser\|"nice guy"]],similar to the people who actually like this game.Spends all of his time trying to [[Fuck\|"Go Ape"]] in Max's ass,even though everyone knows she's a [[lesbian]] who suffers from [[stockholm syndrome]].		* '''[[Beta\|Warren Graham]]''': Creepy stalker and a [[loser\|"nice guy"]], similar to the people who actually like this game. Spends all of his time trying to [[Fuck\|"Go Ape"]] in Max's ass, even though everyone knows she's a [[lesbian]] who suffers from [[stockholm syndrome]].

	* '''[[Whore\|Victoria Chase]]''': A rich [[16 year old girl]] and a closet [[lesbian]] who bullies Max and puts the video of Kate on the internet [[for the lulz]].Max actually thinks she's [[ALL CAPS\|JUST CONFUSED]] and can turn her into one of her [[fuckbuddies]],[[Epic\|which will result in her getting drugged and killed by Jefferson]].She's also known for [[bukkake\|getting covered in white goo]] in the first episode.		* '''[[Whore\|Victoria Chase]]''': A rich [[16 year old girl]] and a closet [[lesbian]] who bullies Max and puts the video of Kate on the internet [[for the lulz]]. Max actually thinks she's [[ALL CAPS\|JUST CONFUSED]] and can turn her into one of her [[fuckbuddies]], [[Epic\|which will result in her getting drugged and killed by Jefferson]]. She's also known for [[bukkake\|getting covered in white goo]] in the first episode.

	* '''[[Elliot Rodger\|Nathan Prescott]]''': [[schizophrenia\|Schizophrenic]] [[teenager]] who kickstarts the plot by killing Chloe at the ~~beggining~~ of the game.Unfortunately,this gets undone by Max's [[bullshit]] rewind powers,which forces you throughout this game's [[Anal\|butt-fucked]] plot.He drugs and kidnaps [[16 year-old girls]] with his [[fuckbuddy\|sugar daddy]],Jefferson,and takes them to his [[basement dweller\|bunker room]].By the end of the game,it's revealed that he isn't so bad,and he was manipulated by Jefferson,[[shit no one cares about\|or some shit]].		* '''[[Elliot Rodger\|Nathan Prescott]]''': [[schizophrenia\|Schizophrenic]] [[teenager]] who kickstarts the plot by killing Chloe at the beginning of the game. Unfortunately, this gets undone by Max's [[bullshit]] rewind powers, which forces you throughout this game's [[Anal\|butt-fucked]] plot. He drugs and kidnaps [[16 year-old girls]] with his [[fuckbuddy\|sugar daddy]], Jefferson, and takes them to his [[basement dweller\|bunker room]]. By the end of the game, it's revealed that he isn't so bad, and he was manipulated by Jefferson, [[shit no one cares about\|or some shit]].

	* '''[[Parkourdude91\|David Madsen]]''': The security guard at Blackwell and Chloe's stepdad. He's a war veteran who was kicked out of the army for being a pedophile. Not to be deterred, however, David continues to act on his pedophilic urges by stalking the students of Blackwell and attempting to get security cameras installed all through the school. He'll attempt to save Max from Jefferson at the end of Episode 5, but he's such a retarded dumbass that he'll repeatedly get his ass handed to him by a middle-aged hipster, forcing Max to rewind over and over again to save his pathetic ass.		* '''[[Parkourdude91\|David Madsen]]''': The security guard at Blackwell and Chloe's stepdad. He's a war veteran who was kicked out of the army for being a pedophile. Not to be deterred, however, David continues to act on his pedophilic urges by stalking the students of Blackwell and attempting to get security cameras installed all through the school. He'll attempt to save Max from Jefferson at the end of Episode 5, but he's such a retarded dumbass that he'll repeatedly get his ass handed to him by a middle-aged hipster, forcing Max to rewind over and over again to save his pathetic ass.
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	== The dialogue ==		== The dialogue ==

	The most obvious problem to this [[shit\|game]] is the [[fact\|cringy as fuck dialogue]].This shouldn't come as a surprise,considering the game was made by [[pedobear\|40 years old men]] trying to appeal to the [[STFU\|"kool kidz"]],[[fail\|who think that people from this generation actually use words like]] [[STFU\|"hella","beeatch" or "wowsers"]].		The most obvious problem to this [[shit\|game]] is the [[fact\|cringy as fuck dialogue]]. This shouldn't come as a surprise, considering the game was made by [[pedobear\|40 years old men]] trying to appeal to the [[STFU\|"kool kidz"]], [[fail\|who think that people from this generation actually use words like]] [[STFU\|"hella", "beeatch" or "wowsers"]].

	[[Image:Warrenfuck.jpg\|thumb\|Important plot point in the dialogue.]]		[[Image:Warrenfuck.jpg\|thumb\|Important plot point in the dialogue.]]