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	The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.		The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.

	For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up in the 19th and 20th centuries. They are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country, so don't even ~~aks~~.		For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up in the 19th and 20th centuries. They are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country, so don't even ask.

	==The more you know==		==The more you know==

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	* Their national motto is ''Ubi Est Albus Mulieribus?'' (Latin for "Where All Da White Women At?")		* Their national motto is ''Ubi Est Albus Mulieribus?'' (Latin for "Where All Da White Women At?")
	* There are at least 32 different ethnic groups and tribes, all of which are required to kill the others on sight.		* There are at least 32 different ethnic groups and tribes, all of which are required to kill the others on sight.
	* Polygamy is legal but men can't have more than four wives, because that's just pimpin'.		* [[Polygamy]] is legal but men can't have more than four wives, because that's just pimpin'.
	* The main food staples of the Liberian diet are rice, bananas, feces and children's hearts.		* The main food staples of the Liberian diet are rice, bananas, feces and children's hearts.
	* Soccer or football, which they call headball, is the national sport.		* Soccer or football, which they call headball, is the national sport.

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	==Eboooollaaaaaaa==		==Eboooollaaaaaaa==
	[[File:Ebola is not real.jpg\|thumb\|left\|~~Like~~ the South, he will rise again!]]		[[File:Ebola is not real.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Don't worry, like the South, he will rise again!]]
	In 2014 a woman from Liberia crossed the border to Guinea to attend the funeral of an [[Ebola]] victim, and to touch and rub herself repeatedly against the recently deceased person's rotting corpse as tradition dictates. She then came back to Liberia where she infected her whole village.		In 2014, a woman from Liberia crossed the border to Guinea to attend the funeral of an [[Ebola]] victim, and to touch and rub herself repeatedly against the recently deceased person's rotting corpse as tradition dictates. She then came back to Liberia where she infected her whole village.

	Ebola has now reached the capital, Monrovia, where people have taken to believe that the virus doesn't exist, just another lie of the [[White]] Man. Even though there are shit-and-blood covered corpses putrefying in the streets, some Liberians refuse to believe that Ebola is real and that it's all a big hoax. This has resulted in quarantined persons being "liberated" by angry mobs and the outbreak to reach previously unthinkable proportions for an urban center. These are the same people ~~that~~ used to believe that nakedness made them bulletproof.		Ebola has now reached the capital, Monrovia, where people have taken to believe that the virus doesn't exist, just another lie of the [[White]] Man. Even though there are shit-and-blood covered corpses putrefying in the streets, some Liberians refuse to believe that Ebola is real and that it's all a big hoax. This has resulted in quarantined persons being "liberated" by angry mobs and the outbreak to reach previously unthinkable proportions for an urban center. These are the same people who used to believe that nakedness made them bulletproof.

	~~They're~~ also convinced that if you die of Ebola, you can rise from the dead, because they heard it on the street. The UN put up [[over 9000]] signs declaring "EBOLA IS REAL YOU FUCKERS!" but since only the Lebanese can read, it was fail.		Many are also convinced that if you die of Ebola, you can rise from the dead, because they heard it on the street. The UN put up [[over 9000]] signs declaring "EBOLA IS REAL YOU FUCKERS!" but since only the Lebanese can read, it was fail.

	Liberia also accused the United States government of creating Ebola [[for the lulz]], showing their total lack of gratitude for that airport.		Liberia also accused the United States government of creating Ebola [[for the lulz]], showing their total lack of gratitude for that airport.

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	The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.		The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.

	For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up in the 19th and 20th centuries. They are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country.		For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up in the 19th and 20th centuries. They are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country, so don't even aks.

	==The more you know==		==The more you know==

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	* They speak a bastardized version of English called Liberian Kreyol that nobody can fucking understand. It was developed based on Tyrone's extensive vocabulary and grammar knowledge.		* They speak a bastardized version of English called Liberian Kreyol that nobody can fucking understand. It was developed based on Tyrone's extensive vocabulary and grammar knowledge.
	* Liberia's main export is [[AIDS]] and its main ~~import~~ are T-shirts of Tupac Shakur.		* Liberia's main export is [[AIDS]] and its main imports are T-shirts of [[Tupac Shakur]].
	* The area they settled was previously called "Negroland" (look that shit up).		* The area they settled was previously called "Negroland" (look that shit up).
	* Liberia's GDP is $12 dollars per year. Their currency consists of grains of sand.		* Liberia's GDP is $12 dollars per year. Their currency consists of grains of sand.
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	* The main food staples of the Liberian diet are rice, bananas, feces and children's hearts.		* The main food staples of the Liberian diet are rice, bananas, feces and children's hearts.
	* Soccer or football, which they call headball, is the national sport.		* Soccer or football, which they call headball, is the national sport.
	* Their topography consists of layers and layers of dense garbage.		* Their topography consists of layers and layers of dense garbage and corpses.

	==Claims to Fame==		==Claims to Fame==

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	The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.		The USA was so embarrassed by the shithole that Liberia was in the 1900s that it became a big welfare state, and they got all kinds of free shit, like an airport.

	For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up ~~in the~~ in the 19th and 20th centuries ~~and~~ are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country.		For some unknown reason, a ton of people from Lebanon showed up in the 19th and 20th centuries. They are the [[AZN\|Asians]] of Liberia, owning all the supermarkets and other successful businesses and actually teaching their children to read. Naturally they are denied citizenship because of Liberia's hilarious citizenship law, which says if you ain't black and you ain't from Africa, you cannot be a citizen of this exclusive country.

	==The more you know==		==The more you know==