LOIC - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by Abigblueworld the... (talk) to last revision by imported>ElSegCunt

2022-02-02T17:44:26Z

Reverted edits by Abigblueworld the... (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>ElSegCunt|imported>ElSegCunt]]

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	{{FactAlert\|~~Don’t keep going~~. ~~Fuck~~ you ~~all! Racist jerks!~~}}		{{FactAlert\|This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer\|Ban Hammers]]. Actually using this might get you [[Partyvan\|v&]]. The information on page is provided for entertainment purposes only.}}
	{{FactCat\|If you don't want to get [[v&]], use this from an unsecured, public IP adress. That way they don't know who did it.}}		{{FactCat\|If you don't want to get [[v&]], use this from an unsecured, public IP adress. That way they don't know who did it.}}
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imported>Abigblueworld the... at 16:49, 2 February 2022

2022-02-02T16:49:38Z

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	{{FactAlert\|~~This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer\|Ban Hammers]]~~. ~~Actually using this might get~~ you ~~[[Partyvan\|v&]]. The information on page is provided for entertainment purposes only.~~}}		{{FactAlert\|Don’t keep going. Fuck you all! Racist jerks!}}
	{{FactCat\|If you don't want to get [[v&]], use this from an unsecured, public IP adress. That way they don't know who did it.}}		{{FactCat\|If you don't want to get [[v&]], use this from an unsecured, public IP adress. That way they don't know who did it.}}
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imported>ElSegCunt: /* Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon */

2018-11-26T14:55:46Z

Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon

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	====Windows 7 users====		====Windows 7 users====

	After you've applied the TCP-Z patch, run the original LOIC (WIN), packaged with [[Dangerous Kitten]]. If you use IRCLOIC you are moar than likely gonna surprise ~~rape~~ your Internet Hate Machine's capability to browse HTTP websites with your browser. Only other applications that require the internet will work, unless you reset your router or modem, which is a ~~constant~~ pain in the arse.		After you've applied the TCP-Z patch, run the original LOIC (WIN), packaged with [[Dangerous Kitten]]. If you use IRCLOIC you are moar than likely gonna [[surprise sex]] your Internet Hate Machine's capability to browse HTTP websites with your browser. Only other applications that require the internet will work, unless you reset your router or modem, which is a colossal pain in the arse.

	== Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon ==		== Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon ==
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	[[FAGGOT\|The programmer]] who made the "Epic Fail Cannon" thought it would [[fail\|funny]] to [[doing it wrong\|include a nice old trojan]] in the EFC code. While LOIC represents the glory and power of anonymous, in its collective power to [[pwn\|dominate]] anyone found deserving their wrath, then being [[forced meme\|forced]] into it is just [[unfunny\|not cool]] because lulz is only lulz when [[Legion\|everyone is part of it]], not when its some [[Basement-dweller\|sweaty basement dweller]] [[I_go_chop_your_dollar\|stealing your hard-earned bandwidth]] which is better spent on downloading [[traps\|porn]]		[[FAGGOT\|The programmer]] who made the "Epic Fail Cannon" thought it would [[fail\|funny]] to [[doing it wrong\|include a nice old trojan]] in the EFC code. While LOIC represents the glory and power of anonymous, in its collective power to [[pwn\|dominate]] anyone found deserving their wrath, then being [[forced meme\|forced]] into it is just [[unfunny\|not cool]] because lulz is only lulz when [[Legion\|everyone is part of it]], not when its some [[Basement-dweller\|sweaty basement dweller]] [[I_go_chop_your_dollar\|stealing your hard-earned bandwidth]] which is better spent on downloading [[traps\|porn]]

	This is obviously a case of the EFC's maker being a [[cockmongler\|gigantic cock-~~gobler~~]] who loves cock and would like some ~~sent~~ to his [[goatse\|gaping, leaky and ~~woe-fully~~ unlubricated asshole]]. If he's any smart, he'll get some [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS\|curtains an a]] [[furry\|dog]]		This is obviously a case of the EFC's maker being a [[cockmongler\|gigantic cock-gobbler]] who loves the cock and would like some forcibly delivered to his [[goatse\|gaping, leaky and woefully unlubricated asshole]]. If he's any smart, he'll get some [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS\|curtains and a]] [[furry\|dog]].

	[[File:Ion Cannon Strike 1995.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The result of your handiwork]]		[[File:Ion Cannon Strike 1995.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The result of your handiwork]]

imported>JuniusThaddeus: /* Download */ It's the reverse now.

2015-08-27T14:59:39Z

Download: It's the reverse now.

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	* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/ Original LOIC]		* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/ Original LOIC]
	* ~~<s>~~[http://sourceforge.net/projects/javaloic/ Java LOIC~~]</s> <s>BALEETED</s> [http://www.mediafire.com/?9rfblvej3ycd8dt Oh hey, lookit that, new mirror~~]		* [http://sourceforge.net/projects/javaloic/ Java LOIC]
	* [http://github.com/NewEraCracker/LOIC/downloads IRC-LOIC]		* [http://github.com/NewEraCracker/LOIC/downloads IRC-LOIC]
	* <s>[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=87WPZMUN LOIC for Android]</s> RIP Megaupload :(		* <s>[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=87WPZMUN LOIC for Android]</s> RIP Megaupload :(

imported>Ass at 05:24, 18 December 2014

2014-12-18T05:24:48Z

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imported>Ass at 05:24, 18 December 2014

2014-12-18T05:24:48Z

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imported>Ass at 05:24, 18 December 2014

2014-12-18T05:24:48Z

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imported>Ass at 05:24, 18 December 2014

2014-12-18T05:24:48Z

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	{{FactAlert\|This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer\|Ban Hammers]]. Actually using this might get you [[Partyvan\|v&]]. The information on page is provided for entertainment purposes only.}}		{{FactAlert\|This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer\|Ban Hammers]]. Actually using this might get you [[Partyvan\|v&]]. The information on page is provided for entertainment purposes only.}}
			{{FactCat\|If you don't want to get [[v&]], use this from an unsecured, public IP adress. That way they don't know who did it.}}
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	[[Image:Low Orbit Ion Cannon.png\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The Low Orbit Ion Cannon.]]		[[Image:Low Orbit Ion Cannon.png\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The Low Orbit Ion Cannon.]]

imported>Sickpuppy at 18:04, 10 March 2014

2014-03-10T18:04:48Z

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	* <s>[http://sourceforge.net/projects/javaloic/ Java LOIC]</s> <s>BALEETED</s> [http://www.mediafire.com/?9rfblvej3ycd8dt Oh hey, lookit that, new mirror]		* <s>[http://sourceforge.net/projects/javaloic/ Java LOIC]</s> <s>BALEETED</s> [http://www.mediafire.com/?9rfblvej3ycd8dt Oh hey, lookit that, new mirror]
	* [http://github.com/NewEraCracker/LOIC/downloads IRC-LOIC]		* [http://github.com/NewEraCracker/LOIC/downloads IRC-LOIC]
	* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=87WPZMUN LOIC for Android]		* <s>[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=87WPZMUN LOIC for Android]</s> RIP Megaupload :(

	{{Softwarez}}		{{Softwarez}}
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	[[Category:Softwarez]]		[[Category:Softwarez]]

imported>OpBlueSec: /* Instructions */

2014-01-31T04:48:38Z

Instructions

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	===Instructions===		===Instructions===
	[[Image:Ion_shoop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|~~LOIC in action.~~]]		[[Image:Ion_shoop.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|PEW PEW]]
	To use:		To use:
	*Get it from [http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/ Sourceforge Faggots!]		*Get it from [http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/ Sourceforge Faggots!]
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	====Windows 7 users====		====Windows 7 users====

	After you've applied the TCP-Z patch, run the original LOIC (WIN), packaged with [[Dangerous Kitten]]. If you use IRCLOIC you are moar than likely gonna surprise rape your Internet Hate Machine's capability to browse HTTP websites with your browser. Only other applications that require the internet will work, unless you reset your router or modem, which is a constant pain in the arse.		After you've applied the TCP-Z patch, run the original LOIC (WIN), packaged with [[Dangerous Kitten]]. If you use IRCLOIC you are moar than likely gonna surprise rape your Internet Hate Machine's capability to browse HTTP websites with your browser. Only other applications that require the internet will work, unless you reset your router or modem, which is a constant pain in the arse.

	== Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon ==		== Epic Fail Cannon, Gay Pride Cannon and /War/rior's Battle Cannon ==