Kevin Provance - Revision history

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Domain change.

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Domain change.

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	[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.		[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.

	It seems that Kevin is so obsessed with his uncle that, using the name http://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Austrotung/Mark, he has attempted to have the last laugh. Most of the external links he uses to dox his uncle don't work.		It seems that Kevin is so obsessed with his uncle that, using the name http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Austrotung/Mark, he has attempted to have the last laugh. Most of the external links he uses to dox his uncle don't work.

	==Latest Whinery==		==Latest Whinery==

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	{{quote\|This group and all groups with .vb are for VB6 or lower. The real VB, not the bloated excuse MS calls VB.NET. ... If you're going to challange me, you're not going to like it.\|Kevin, using his power as owner of the internet to tell a newbie to go fuck themselves.}}		{{quote\|This group and all groups with .vb are for VB6 or lower. The real VB, not the bloated excuse MS calls VB.NET. ... If you're going to challange me, you're not going to like it.\|Kevin, using his power as owner of the internet to tell a newbie to go fuck themselves.}}

	Kevin will also regularly post his deep-seated hatred for all things Microsoft, ~~whilst~~ simultaneously preaching the joy of the 11 year old VB6 programming language - created by none other than Microsoft.		Kevin will also regularly post his deep-seated hatred for all things Microsoft, while simultaneously preaching the joy of the 11 year old VB6 programming language - created by none other than Microsoft.

	==OH NOES!==		==OH NOES!==

imported>Oddguy: /* Latest Occupation */

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	[[Image:Kevin_Provance_f4ggotry.jpg\|thumb\|Rampant Faggotry]]		[[Image:Kevin_Provance_f4ggotry.jpg\|thumb\|Rampant Faggotry]]

	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance10.jpg\|thumb\|Seen here before auditioning for Little Britain USA]]~~
	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance12.jpg\|thumb\|Seen here after a successful diet. No, wait, that actually is a picture of Matt Lucas. Sorry, Kevin is still fat.]]~~

	==Trollbait==		==Trollbait==

imported>Oddguy: /* Latest Occupation */

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	==Latest Occupation==		==Latest Occupation==
	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance11.jpg\|thumb\|Yeah! Take that, Class of '89! You take it good!]]~~
	To prove to his former classmates just what a wild success his life has been, CKP created a profile on his former school's website. Amidst the happily married doctors, lawyers, teachers and real estate agents, Kevin lists himself as being a 20/21 Century Backstep. For the uninformed, this is also known as a TimeCop, which is also known as inventing an important sounding job description for a position that he doesn't have. At a job that doesn't exist. At a fictitious company. Which is responsible for solving non-existent problems. I suppose the general gist would be that this is bullshit. Yep, just a giant, steamy, crock of fly-larvae-breeding, field-fertilizing, fantasy-world bullshit. Straight from the horse's mouth, or in this case the cow's anus:		To prove to his former classmates just what a wild success his life has been, CKP created a profile on his former school's website. Amidst the happily married doctors, lawyers, teachers and real estate agents, Kevin lists himself as being a 20/21 Century Backstep. For the uninformed, this is also known as a TimeCop, which is also known as inventing an important sounding job description for a position that he doesn't have. At a job that doesn't exist. At a fictitious company. Which is responsible for solving non-existent problems. I suppose the general gist would be that this is bullshit. Yep, just a giant, steamy, crock of fly-larvae-breeding, field-fertilizing, fantasy-world bullshit. Straight from the horse's mouth, or in this case the cow's anus:

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	==Latest Whinery==		==Latest Whinery==
	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance8.jpg\|thumb\|Stroking his cock]]~~
	After Microsoft dropped the bomb on the archaic NNTP servers and signalled the end of their managed Newsgroups, Kevin went into a shitstorm of a hissy fit at the thought of losing one of his most valued playgrounds. Doubtless terrified as to how he would exert his internet superiority over others if the groups vanished into a cloud of digital [[nobody cares\|nobody-gave-a-shit-anyway]] smoke, he immediately took the fight directly to Microsoft with a firm but friendly email, filled with intelligent succinct points and plagiarized Family Guy jokes:		After Microsoft dropped the bomb on the archaic NNTP servers and signalled the end of their managed Newsgroups, Kevin went into a shitstorm of a hissy fit at the thought of losing one of his most valued playgrounds. Doubtless terrified as to how he would exert his internet superiority over others if the groups vanished into a cloud of digital [[nobody cares\|nobody-gave-a-shit-anyway]] smoke, he immediately took the fight directly to Microsoft with a firm but friendly email, filled with intelligent succinct points and plagiarized Family Guy jokes:

imported>Oddguy: /* Reactions to his Recaptured Internet Fame */

2015-04-01T11:56:04Z

Reactions to his Recaptured Internet Fame

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	Got your snail mail, Mack Provance, the black sheep uncle of my family. For the love of Christ, will you hurry up and die already?<br/ >I know you're saddled with the fattest most disgusting lop of shit for a wife, but you need to focus your rage and jealously someplace else.<br/ >And um...to be honest, you have no place calling anyone else dumpy. Looked in the mirror lately?<br/ >If you can get past that pasty gray skin, you'd realize that you're pushing a metric ton yourself.<br/ >If you're still pissed off that I outed your molestation of a student at my former high school on classmates.com<br/ >while you were a teacher there, get the fuck over it already.<br/ >She does not want you, no matter how many times you tell yourself that in your deranged psychopathic head.<br/ >Let it go, and you'll be a lot happier, m'kay? By the way - and I love being the one to tell you this -<br/ >no one, and I mean no one in our family has ever liked Stacey.<br/ >I think that should have been evident to you at Nana's funeral.<br/ >No one wanted you there. The fact that you invited yourself after we tried our hardest to deceive you just ruined the day for everyone.<br/ >And what did you do? You got up on stage and talked about YOURSELF!! Who fucking cares Mack!!<br/ >No one. Not now, not ever!! And your interview about Teddy Jump, how you two shared a bond? Lovely. Does this mean you are coming out of the closet now?<br/ >If so, make sure you give my father a great big butt fucking while you're at it.<br/ >And lastly, dear deranged uncle, just because you chose to ignore and abandon your own mother in the autumn years of her life<br/ >does not mean we will all follow in your path. You mock me for having a relationship with my own mother in which you label<br/ >me a pussy for actually talking to the woman who gave birth to me?<br/ >Yeah, I guess that would be a shock for you considering the shitty way you treated your own.<br/ >If you ever feel the need to cry on her shoulder, you'll have to dunk your fat fucking head in the seven seas lagoon at Disney.<br/ >And if you choose to do so, do us all a HUGE favour and don't come up for air. Have a great day!!		Got your snail mail, Mack Provance, the black sheep uncle of my family. For the love of Christ, will you hurry up and die already?<br/ >I know you're saddled with the fattest most disgusting lop of shit for a wife, but you need to focus your rage and jealously someplace else.<br/ >And um...to be honest, you have no place calling anyone else dumpy. Looked in the mirror lately?<br/ >If you can get past that pasty gray skin, you'd realize that you're pushing a metric ton yourself.<br/ >If you're still pissed off that I outed your molestation of a student at my former high school on classmates.com<br/ >while you were a teacher there, get the fuck over it already.<br/ >She does not want you, no matter how many times you tell yourself that in your deranged psychopathic head.<br/ >Let it go, and you'll be a lot happier, m'kay? By the way - and I love being the one to tell you this -<br/ >no one, and I mean no one in our family has ever liked Stacey.<br/ >I think that should have been evident to you at Nana's funeral.<br/ >No one wanted you there. The fact that you invited yourself after we tried our hardest to deceive you just ruined the day for everyone.<br/ >And what did you do? You got up on stage and talked about YOURSELF!! Who fucking cares Mack!!<br/ >No one. Not now, not ever!! And your interview about Teddy Jump, how you two shared a bond? Lovely. Does this mean you are coming out of the closet now?<br/ >If so, make sure you give my father a great big butt fucking while you're at it.<br/ >And lastly, dear deranged uncle, just because you chose to ignore and abandon your own mother in the autumn years of her life<br/ >does not mean we will all follow in your path. You mock me for having a relationship with my own mother in which you label<br/ >me a pussy for actually talking to the woman who gave birth to me?<br/ >Yeah, I guess that would be a shock for you considering the shitty way you treated your own.<br/ >If you ever feel the need to cry on her shoulder, you'll have to dunk your fat fucking head in the seven seas lagoon at Disney.<br/ >And if you choose to do so, do us all a HUGE favour and don't come up for air. Have a great day!!

	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance9.jpg\|thumb\|HEY YOU GUYS LOL!]]~~
	[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.		[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.

imported>BakaRed: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	* [http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/delorean-dmc_12-cars345271340;_ylt=AoxTKUzFbEoGgeQq9QHiB0wpVI54;_ylv=3?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&listingtype=used&model=&make=delorean&distance=any Selling the Delorean on Yahoo Autos to pay for food]		* [http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/delorean-dmc_12-cars345271340;_ylt=AoxTKUzFbEoGgeQq9QHiB0wpVI54;_ylv=3?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&listingtype=used&model=&make=delorean&distance=any Selling the Delorean on Yahoo Autos to pay for food]
	* {{pastebin\|2081972\|Correspondence between Kevin & [[Zaiger]]}}		* {{pastebin\|2081972\|Correspondence between Kevin & [[Zaiger]]}}
	~~{{doxbin\|doxbin_4_provance}}~~
	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}
	{{Enemy}}		{{Enemy}}

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	Got your snail mail, Mack Provance, the black sheep uncle of my family. For the love of Christ, will you hurry up and die already?<br/ >I know you're saddled with the fattest most disgusting lop of shit for a wife, but you need to focus your rage and jealously someplace else.<br/ >And um...to be honest, you have no place calling anyone else dumpy. Looked in the mirror lately?<br/ >If you can get past that pasty gray skin, you'd realize that you're pushing a metric ton yourself.<br/ >If you're still pissed off that I outed your molestation of a student at my former high school on classmates.com<br/ >while you were a teacher there, get the fuck over it already.<br/ >She does not want you, no matter how many times you tell yourself that in your deranged psychopathic head.<br/ >Let it go, and you'll be a lot happier, m'kay? By the way - and I love being the one to tell you this -<br/ >no one, and I mean no one in our family has ever liked Stacey.<br/ >I think that should have been evident to you at Nana's funeral.<br/ >No one wanted you there. The fact that you invited yourself after we tried our hardest to deceive you just ruined the day for everyone.<br/ >And what did you do? You got up on stage and talked about YOURSELF!! Who fucking cares Mack!!<br/ >No one. Not now, not ever!! And your interview about Teddy Jump, how you two shared a bond? Lovely. Does this mean you are coming out of the closet now?<br/ >If so, make sure you give my father a great big butt fucking while you're at it.<br/ >And lastly, dear deranged uncle, just because you chose to ignore and abandon your own mother in the autumn years of her life<br/ >does not mean we will all follow in your path. You mock me for having a relationship with my own mother in which you label<br/ >me a pussy for actually talking to the woman who gave birth to me?<br/ >Yeah, I guess that would be a shock for you considering the shitty way you treated your own.<br/ >If you ever feel the need to cry on her shoulder, you'll have to dunk your fat fucking head in the seven seas lagoon at Disney.<br/ >And if you choose to do so, do us all a HUGE favour and don't come up for air. Have a great day!!		Got your snail mail, Mack Provance, the black sheep uncle of my family. For the love of Christ, will you hurry up and die already?<br/ >I know you're saddled with the fattest most disgusting lop of shit for a wife, but you need to focus your rage and jealously someplace else.<br/ >And um...to be honest, you have no place calling anyone else dumpy. Looked in the mirror lately?<br/ >If you can get past that pasty gray skin, you'd realize that you're pushing a metric ton yourself.<br/ >If you're still pissed off that I outed your molestation of a student at my former high school on classmates.com<br/ >while you were a teacher there, get the fuck over it already.<br/ >She does not want you, no matter how many times you tell yourself that in your deranged psychopathic head.<br/ >Let it go, and you'll be a lot happier, m'kay? By the way - and I love being the one to tell you this -<br/ >no one, and I mean no one in our family has ever liked Stacey.<br/ >I think that should have been evident to you at Nana's funeral.<br/ >No one wanted you there. The fact that you invited yourself after we tried our hardest to deceive you just ruined the day for everyone.<br/ >And what did you do? You got up on stage and talked about YOURSELF!! Who fucking cares Mack!!<br/ >No one. Not now, not ever!! And your interview about Teddy Jump, how you two shared a bond? Lovely. Does this mean you are coming out of the closet now?<br/ >If so, make sure you give my father a great big butt fucking while you're at it.<br/ >And lastly, dear deranged uncle, just because you chose to ignore and abandon your own mother in the autumn years of her life<br/ >does not mean we will all follow in your path. You mock me for having a relationship with my own mother in which you label<br/ >me a pussy for actually talking to the woman who gave birth to me?<br/ >Yeah, I guess that would be a shock for you considering the shitty way you treated your own.<br/ >If you ever feel the need to cry on her shoulder, you'll have to dunk your fat fucking head in the seven seas lagoon at Disney.<br/ >And if you choose to do so, do us all a HUGE favour and don't come up for air. Have a great day!!

	~~[[Image:Kevin Provance9.jpg\|thumb\|HEY YOU GUYS LOL!]]~~
	[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.		[[Some argue]] that his uncle, or at least the account created on ED representing Mack Provance, is actually Kevin [[divide by zero\|attempting to troll himself]]. If true, this would make him one of the world's greatest trolls to date. If false however, it would simply mean he has one seriously fucked up family. One of the greatest sources of ''K-prov'' humour, his retired blog "Synthetic Reality", was also removed during his mad Def-Con 1 panic attack. Happily though, [[Shit was SO cash\|shit was so Google-cached]] and fresh material continues to be added to his list of infamous quotes, along with screenshots of his blog.