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	* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].		* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].
	* [[Fact\|Birthplace]] of [[Black Jesus\|Baraq HUSSEIN 0bongo]].		* [[Fact\|Birthplace]] of [[Black Jesus\|Baraq HUSSEIN 0bongo]].
			* Everyone in Kenya is a nigger of the highest quality.
	Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].		Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].

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	* Norway? population: Crab, No. of lions = 0, No. of Tigers = 0, Main Export = Trees, tree < lion = Kenya wins, MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY.		* Norway? population: Crab, No. of lions = 0, No. of Tigers = 0, Main Export = Trees, tree < lion = Kenya wins, MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY.
	* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].		* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].
	* [[Fact\|Birthplace]] of [[Black Jesus\|Baraq HUSSEIN 0bongo]]		* [[Fact\|Birthplace]] of [[Black Jesus\|Baraq HUSSEIN 0bongo]].

	Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].		Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].

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	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]
	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]
	'''Kenya''' is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.		'''Kenya''' is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
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	* Norway? population: Crab, No. of lions = 0, No. of Tigers = 0, Main Export = Trees, tree < lion = Kenya wins, MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY.		* Norway? population: Crab, No. of lions = 0, No. of Tigers = 0, Main Export = Trees, tree < lion = Kenya wins, MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY.
	* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].		* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn\|killed]].
			* [[Fact\|Birthplace]] of [[Black Jesus\|Baraq HUSSEIN 0bongo]]

	Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].		Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane\|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].

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	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]
	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]
	'''Kenya'''~~, birthplace of [[Obama]] and [[HIV]],~~ is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.		'''Kenya''' is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

imported>Keeshy at 08:56, 10 December 2012

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	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG\|thumb\|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]
	[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]		[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG\|thumb\|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]
	'''Kenya''' is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.		'''Kenya''', birthplace of [[Obama]] and [[HIV]], is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

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[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers.PNG|thumb|OMFG THEY HAS LIONS AND TIGERS AND ZEBRAZ THERE!]]
[[Image:Lions_and_Tigers_and_Giraffes.PNG|thumb|OH NOES MR. GIRAFFE BE CAREFUL AROUND TEH LIONS AND TIGERS!]]
'''Kenya''' is an awesome country in east [[Africa]] where you can see lions, <s>tigers</s> (died due to AIDS), and zebra. It is way better than [[Norway]] as they don't have [[lion]]s or much of anything else for that matter.

== Fun Facts ==
* If Kenya was to physically urinate all over Norway the orange dotted line on the right would indicate the most probable trajectory to ensure a good coverage. This is a fairly rare occurrence though.
* The Kenyan highlands comprise one of the most successful agricultural production regions in Africa; glaciers are found on mount Kenya, Africa's second highest peak; unique physiography supports abundant and varied wildlife of scientific and economic value.
* You receive a free snorkel with every visit.
* Norway? population: Crab, No. of lions = 0, No. of Tigers = 0, Main Export = Trees, tree < lion = Kenya wins, MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY.
* Asking the Kenyan ambassador if they have lions and tigers will likely get you [[banned]] from entering the country. Asking a Kenyan citizen will likely get you [[pwn|killed]].

Note: If you actually think there are tigers in Kenya you are probably [[Insane|mentally ill]]. Tigers are [[Asia]]n, [[retard]].

== National Anthem ==
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Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya 
Come to Kenya we've got lions 
Where can you see negroes? Only in Kenya 
Come to Kenya we've got negroes 
Forget Norway 
Kenya, oh Kenya 
Where the Giraffes are and the Zebra 
Kenya, Kenya, Kenya, Kenya 
Kenya, going to Kenya

== Extreme Sports In Kenya ==
Want to spice up your vacation with a bit of an [[Drug|adrenalin buzz]]? Wearing a T-shirt saying "[[Whites]] against President Mwai Kibaki and the Kikuyu Tribe" go for a [[Darwin Awards|walk in Kenya's scenic Rift Valley]]. You may live long enough to be [[Tatiana the Tiger|eaten by a lion]].

Kenya is also filled with many different types of Apes, A.K.A. [[Niggers]]. If you were to enter this place with a [[banana]] and a fishing rod, you could make your trip worth while.

== See Also ==
* [[Africa]]
* [[Nigger]]
* [[Lion]]
* [[Obama]]

== External Links ==
* [http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/ Kenyan National Anthem.]

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	* [[~~Africa~~]]		* [[Tanzania]]
	* [[Nigger]]		* [[Nigger]]
	* [[Lion]]		* [[Lion]]