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	JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on {{~~ytuser~~\|justflyakite}} and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].		JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on {{yt\|u\|justflyakite}} and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].
	Real-Life Example:		Real-Life Example:
	(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)		(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)
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	*{{deviantart\|amuria}}		*{{deviantart\|amuria}}
	*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]		*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]
	*{{~~ytuser~~\|justflyakite}}		*{{yt\|u\|justflyakite}}

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	'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''		'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''

	{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] (defunct) and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] (defunct) are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].		{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] (defunct) and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] (defunct) are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].


	JFAK was blissfully unaware of his own ED page's existence until [[Last Thursday\|moments ago]], a mere 10 minutes after it was created. [[Truth\|Rumour]] has it he both [[shameless self promotion\|wrote the whole thing himself]], and at the same time [[Nice try\|denies its existence]]. Unbeknownst to many, Mr. Araujo's mother was having an affair with 4chan's [[b\|/b/]] at the time of his conception, and as a result, he is [[~~4chan\|~~4chan]]'s [[anal sex\|butt-baby]].		JFAK was blissfully unaware of his own ED page's existence until [[Last Thursday\|moments ago]], a mere 10 minutes after it was created. [[Truth\|Rumour]] has it he both [[shameless self promotion\|wrote the whole thing himself]], and at the same time [[Nice try\|denies its existence]]. Unbeknownst to many, Mr. Araujo's mother was having an affair with 4chan's [[b\|/b/]] at the time of his conception, and as a result, he is [[4chan]]'s [[anal sex\|butt-baby]].


	While JFAK does a [[Naruto\|number]] [[camwhore\|of]] [[Pokemon\|gay]] [[art\|things]], such as abusing [[~~mudkip\|~~mudkips]] [[fellatio\|with his mouth]], he has also done [[Shit nobody cares about\|a number of things]] to help reduce the overall [[fail\|fail-ness]] of DevianTART in his own mind. By providing his large fan base of [[16 year old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and [[furfag\|furfags]] with polls about [[b\|/b/]]'s state of affairs, [[Rule 34\|mudkip abuse]] (See figure 1) [[Image:KITELOVESMUDKIPS.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Figure 1, proving his [[rape\|abuse]] of teh moodkipz.]], or wars against [[Animu\|Fanart]], JFAK's [[e-penis\|e-penis]] is in a constant state of [[fapping\|stimulation]].		While JFAK does a [[Naruto\|number]] [[camwhore\|of]] [[Pokemon\|gay]] [[art\|things]], such as abusing [[mudkips]] [[fellatio\|with his mouth]], he has also done [[Shit nobody cares about\|a number of things]] to help reduce the overall [[fail\|fail-ness]] of DevianTART in his own mind. By providing his large fan base of [[16 year old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and [[furfag\|furfags]] with polls about [[b\|/b/]]'s state of affairs, [[Rule 34\|mudkip abuse]] (See figure 1) [[Image:KITELOVESMUDKIPS.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Figure 1, proving his [[rape\|abuse]] of teh moodkipz.]], or wars against [[Animu\|Fanart]], JFAK's [[e-penis\|e-penis]] is in a constant state of [[fapping\|stimulation]].

	JFAK's [[faggotry\|popularity]] has led him to make a [[Shit nobody cares about\|tutorial]] teaching how to draw his characters, which was soon [[bahleeted\|bahleeted]] because ~~[http://www.~~elithespork~~.deviantart.com one of many TARTlets]~~[[do not want\|disapproved]].		JFAK's [[faggotry\|popularity]] has led him to make a [[Shit nobody cares about\|tutorial]] teaching how to draw his characters, which was soon [[bahleeted\|bahleeted]] because {{dauser\|elithespork}}[[do not want\|disapproved]].


	JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on ~~[http://youtube.com/profile?user=~~justflyakite ~~YouTube]~~ and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].		JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on {{ytuser\|justflyakite}} and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].
	Real-Life Example:		Real-Life Example:
	(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)		(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)
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	JFAK is noted for his abuse of 4chan memes, his [[X is not your personal army\|abusive chatroom]], his ability to make the front page of DeviantART with scribbles [[~~Your Mom\|~~your mom]] wouldn't post on the fridge, and for his tendency to start [[drama\|crusades]] in otherwise peaceful [[orgy\|web-communities]]. Trademark insignia include a box cap with skull logo, [[emo\|black tie and white collared shirt]], emo haircut, and his [[original content\|original]] language. Examples include:		JFAK is noted for his abuse of 4chan memes, his [[X is not your personal army\|abusive chatroom]], his ability to make the front page of DeviantART with scribbles [[your mom]] wouldn't post on the fridge, and for his tendency to start [[drama\|crusades]] in otherwise peaceful [[orgy\|web-communities]]. Trademark insignia include a box cap with skull logo, [[emo\|black tie and white collared shirt]], emo haircut, and his [[original content\|original]] language. Examples include:
	*Buddeh		*Buddeh
	*LAFF		*LAFF
	*@w@		*@w@
	*[[????\|????]]		*[[????\|????]]
	*[[~~PROFIT\|~~PROFIT]]		*[[PROFIT]]


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	== Accomplishments ==		== Accomplishments ==

	[[faggot\|JFAK]] only has one accomplishment, and that's the ability to [[rape\|force]] [[loli\|young girls]] onto his [[~~penis\|~~penis]] for personal gain.		[[faggot\|JFAK]] only has one accomplishment, and that's the ability to [[rape\|force]] [[loli\|young girls]] onto his [[penis]] for personal gain.

	== Trufax ==		== Trufax ==

	It is completely [[unfunny\|unsurprising]] that JFaK loves [[money\|MONIES]], and often [[masturbation\|faps]] to the [[fantasy\|idea]] of having [[moar\|moar]].		It is completely [[unfunny\|unsurprising]] that JFaK loves [[money\|MONIES]], and often [[masturbation\|faps]] to the [[fantasy\|idea]] of having [[moar\|moar]].
	Because of this, JFaK is plotting to overthrow [[cock\|Fort Cocks]], ~~the~~ [[america~~\|US~~]]'s largest [[~~Penis\|~~cock]] repository, using a book of his [[fail\|lame-ass]] comics and [[doing it wrong\|low-quality attempts]] at [[Shit\|art]].		Because of this, JFaK is plotting to overthrow [[cock\|Fort Cocks]], [[america]]'s largest [[cock]] repository, using a book of his [[fail\|lame-ass]] comics and [[doing it wrong\|low-quality attempts]] at [[Shit\|art]].


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	== Teh Great Anti-Fanart Campaign!!!11 ==		== Teh Great Anti-Fanart Campaign!!!11 ==
	[[Past\|In late 2007]], JFAK waged [[lulz\|war]] against [[~~fanart\|~~fanart]] and the [[16 year old girls\|fanartists]] within devianTART that create it. By pimping [[DevianTART Stamps\|stamps]] and writing [[over 9000\|countless]] journal entries that targeted equally [[shitty\|pathetic]] [[fags\|artists]], he threatened to take out the [[fanart~~\|Fanart~~]] fanbase [[Anhero\|single-handedly]]. This needed to be done because because [[Fact\|fanart is unoriginal]], whereas countless pictures of identical rabbit things and cookie-cutter comics is a-okay. His [[personal army~~\|personal Army~~]] of devoted [[cocksucker\|fans]] spammed the [[zombies\|living shit]] out of his journal updates the pages of his targets. Eventually, after enduring [[At least 100\|days]] of his antics, even JFAK's [[asshat\|loyal minions]] [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/poll/278669/ turned on him] and demanded a [[lulzkiller\|ceasefire]].		[[Past\|In late 2007]], JFAK waged [[lulz\|war]] against [[fanart]] and the [[16 year old girls\|fanartists]] within devianTART that create it. By pimping [[DevianTART Stamps\|stamps]] and writing [[over 9000\|countless]] journal entries that targeted equally [[shitty\|pathetic]] [[fags\|artists]], he threatened to take out the [[fanart]] fanbase [[Anhero\|single-handedly]]. This needed to be done because because [[Fact\|fanart is unoriginal]], whereas countless pictures of identical rabbit things and cookie-cutter comics is a-okay. His [[personal army]] of devoted [[cocksucker\|fans]] spammed the [[zombies\|living shit]] out of his journal updates the pages of his targets. Eventually, after enduring [[At least 100\|days]] of his antics, even JFAK's [[asshat\|loyal minions]] [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/poll/278669/ turned on him] and demanded a [[lulzkiller\|ceasefire]].


	Someone at ~~DevianTART~~ with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to 'infringing upon copyrights'. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before uploading the stamp. Ironically, the ~~devianTART~~ staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.		Someone at DeviantART with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to 'infringing upon copyrights'. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before uploading the stamp. Ironically, the deviantART staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.
	(See Figure 4 for the stamp)		(See Figure 4 for the stamp)
	[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]		[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]


	An attempt at [[winrar~~\|WinRar~~]], but only to fail, is <strike>his</strike> <i>the stolen</i> "I <3 ED! stamp" displayed proudly on his devianTART site. The lowest form of [[gay\|cocksucking]] is probably flattery, and ED is not amused~~. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] is [[internet\|fucking serious business]]~~.(See Figure 5)		An attempt at [[winrar]], but only to fail, is <strike>his</strike> <i>the stolen</i> "I <3 ED! stamp" displayed proudly on his devianTART site. The lowest form of [[gay\|cocksucking]] is probably flattery, and ED is not amused. (See Figure 5)
	[[Image:JFaKEDStamp.png\|thumb\| Figure 5, Cocksuckery: A Cross Sectioning.]]		[[Image:JFaKEDStamp.png\|thumb\| Figure 5, Cocksuckery: A Cross Sectioning.]]

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	Among [[~~friends\|~~friends]] and [[fangirls\|admirers]], he strokes his [[~~ego\|~~ego]] by any means possible. Fishing for compliments on his [[crap\|artwork]], or trying to garner support for his forthcoming [[TL;DR\|book]] are commonplace actions. Turns out the [[basement dweller\|hot-shot]] is also self-conscious about his [[fat\|figure]]. (See Figure 11) [[Image:Fat_20081008.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 11, Too many mudkips, perhaps?]]		Among [[friends]] and [[fangirls\|admirers]], he strokes his [[ego]] by any means possible. Fishing for compliments on his [[crap\|artwork]], or trying to garner support for his forthcoming [[TL;DR\|book]] are commonplace actions. Turns out the [[basement dweller\|hot-shot]] is also self-conscious about his [[fat\|figure]]. (See Figure 11) [[Image:Fat_20081008.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 11, Too many mudkips, perhaps?]]


	[[E-Trust\|Sources]] tell ED that JFAK was [[Attention whore\|so desperate for attention]] that he [[Unwarranted self-importance\|orchestrated the creation his own ED article]]. If not for ~~[[moar\|~~more]] [[whore\|bitching]] and [[goatse\|moaning]] in his horrible dA [[e-penis\|chatroom]], none of this [[furfag\|furfaggotry]] would have ever happened.		[[E-Trust\|Sources]] tell ED that JFAK was [[Attention whore\|so desperate for attention]] that he [[Unwarranted self-importance\|orchestrated the creation his own ED article]]. If not for more [[whore\|bitching]] and [[goatse\|moaning]] in his horrible dA [[e-penis\|chatroom]], none of this [[furfag\|furfaggotry]] would have ever happened.

	[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].		[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].
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	*{{deviantart\|amuria}}		*{{deviantart\|amuria}}
	*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]		*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]
	*~~[http://youtube.com/profile?user=~~justflyakite ~~Justflyakite's YouTube.com account]~~		*{{ytuser\|justflyakite}}

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	'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''		'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''

	{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].		{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] (defunct) and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] (defunct) are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].


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	Someone at DevianTART with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to ~~[http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/COPYRIGHT-VIOLATION-71444203~~ 'infringing upon copyrights']. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before ~~[[niggerbeam\|~~uploading]] the stamp. Ironically, the devianTART staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.		Someone at DevianTART with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to 'infringing upon copyrights'. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before uploading the stamp. Ironically, the devianTART staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.
	(See Figure 4 for the stamp)		(See Figure 4 for the stamp)
	[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]		[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]
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	== Pedophilia ==		== Pedophilia ==
	Though JFAK refuses to comment, half of his Pokemon fanart tends to hint at [[fucking\|broadening]] the [[ass\|horizons]] of [[underage\|13 year old]] [[whores\|girls]]. His drawings of [[pokemon\|Pokemon]]'s newest little slut includes her showing off her [[loli\|developing]] [[tits\|features]] and flaunting her childlike [[ass\|persona]]. He also shows interest in that [[Lucky_Star\|Lucky Star]] [[loli\|moe]] trash which only [[proof\|strengthens]] the pedophilia case against [[pedo\|him]]. His obsession with the [[Pokemon\|Pokemon]] and [[Naruto\|Naruto]] fanbase and the fact that it easily lures [[jailbait\|preteen girls]] must be awfully ~~[[easy\|~~convenient]].		Though JFAK refuses to comment, half of his Pokemon fanart tends to hint at [[fucking\|broadening]] the [[ass\|horizons]] of [[underage\|13 year old]] [[whores\|girls]]. His drawings of [[pokemon\|Pokemon]]'s newest little slut includes her showing off her [[loli\|developing]] [[tits\|features]] and flaunting her childlike [[ass\|persona]]. He also shows interest in that [[Lucky_Star\|Lucky Star]] [[loli\|moe]] trash which only [[proof\|strengthens]] the pedophilia case against [[pedo\|him]]. His obsession with the [[Pokemon\|Pokemon]] and [[Naruto\|Naruto]] fanbase and the fact that it easily lures [[jailbait\|preteen girls]] must be awfully convenient.


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	[[Image:PokeMon Hikari 2 by justflyakite.jpg \| thumb \| Figure 8, Moar loli poon. ]]		[[Image:PokeMon Hikari 2 by justflyakite.jpg \| thumb \| Figure 8, Moar loli poon. ]]

	== JustFAK Off: Whining & Bitching ==		== JustFAK Off: Whining & Bitching ==

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	Bet if he posted a pic of his cock it'd get 1million favorites & a truck load of fappin teens chasing after him.		Bet if he posted a pic of his cock it'd get 1million favorites & a truck load of fappin teens chasing after him.
	What a fagbag.		What a fagbag.

	~~[http://justflyakite.com/Images/spouse.jpg This is JustFlyAKite's bitch. I'd tap dat.]~~

	JFAK encourages [[E-drama\|e-drama]], and only [[attention whore\|hopes]] that those who attack him do so in a witty or amusing manner. [[epic fail\|Raped English]] or insults from [[13 year old boys\|13 year old boys]] usually result in making him 'laff' or even a [[oh noes\|ban from his chatroom]].		JFAK encourages [[E-drama\|e-drama]], and only [[attention whore\|hopes]] that those who attack him do so in a witty or amusing manner. [[epic fail\|Raped English]] or insults from [[13 year old boys\|13 year old boys]] usually result in making him 'laff' or even a [[oh noes\|ban from his chatroom]].
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	[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].		[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].

	[[Truth\|Reportedly]], he also edits and updates his page [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|personally]]. But because he is not a [[Genius\|geinous]], he finds [[asshat\|others]] to [[delete\|edit]] and ~~[[undelete\|~~write]] this article for him. At times, he has even bribed others to help make him [[Photoshopping\|look good]]. (See Figure 12)		[[Truth\|Reportedly]], he also edits and updates his page [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|personally]]. But because he is not a [[Genius\|geinous]], he finds [[asshat\|others]] to [[delete\|edit]] and write this article for him. At times, he has even bribed others to help make him [[Photoshopping\|look good]]. (See Figure 12)

	[[Image:SpPANDA.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 12, Kung-fu tryhard.]]		[[Image:SpPANDA.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 12, Kung-fu tryhard.]]
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	[http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/21557730/ Shit man, cause CUTE ANIMALZ are SO ORIGINAL]		[http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/21557730/ Shit man, cause CUTE ANIMALZ are SO ORIGINAL]
	Because he's so [[Internet_celebrity\|famous]], it seems, is that [[retarded\|NO ONE CAN COPY HIS STYLE]]! of course his minions will follow him to the [[hell\|end of the earth]] because they are [[virgin\|faithful]]!		Because he's so [[Internet_celebrity\|famous]], it seems, is that [[retarded\|NO ONE CAN COPY HIS STYLE]]! of course his minions will follow him to the [[hell\|end of the earth]] because they are [[virgin\|faithful]]!

	~~[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/7357851/893550048 one of his bitches at work.] of course, not everyone's [[retarded\|smart]] like JFAK's minions.~~

	On another note, perhaps his [[ass\|ego]] is to make up what [[penis\|he's lacking]].		On another note, perhaps his [[ass\|ego]] is to make up what [[penis\|he's lacking]].
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	*[http://www.justflyakite.com Justflyakite.com]
	*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]		*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]
	*[http://youtube.com/profile?user=justflyakite Justflyakite's YouTube.com account]		*[http://youtube.com/profile?user=justflyakite Justflyakite's YouTube.com account]

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	'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''		'''<s>BANNED FROM deviantTART! HA HA!</s> Disregard that. Fucker sucked a cock to get unbanned.'''

	{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] (defunct) and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] (defunct) are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].		{{deviantart\|justflyakite\|justflyakite}}, (aka Daniel Araujo; JFAK; Kite;spic; beaner; that wannabe emofaggot) a [[popular\|popular]] [[deviantart\|DevianTARTlet]] and huge [[faggot\|inspiration to all artists]], newfag magnet, beaner part of the [[cancer killing /b/]] and the creator of the [[shitty]] webcomic [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/DinoSaurs-Shoo-Fly-43076173 DinoSaurs]. Some of his other work includes the short-comic series entitled [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/art/Randy-and-Nigel-01-49414980 The Whimsical Adventures of Randy & Nigel] and ...that's about it. His ideas lack [[lulz\|substance]], and his comics are reminicent of jokes from [[unfunny\|yesterday]]. Even [http://www.myspace.com/justflyakite his MySpace] (defunct) and [http://www.justflyakite.com/ web domain] (defunct) are devoid of material. In a [[TL;DR\|nutshell]], JFAK is the living embodiment of [[Rules of the Internet\|Rule 47]].


	JFAK was blissfully unaware of his own ED page's existence until [[Last Thursday\|moments ago]], a mere 10 minutes after it was created. [[Truth\|Rumour]] has it he both [[shameless self promotion\|wrote the whole thing himself]], and at the same time [[Nice try\|denies its existence]]. Unbeknownst to many, Mr. Araujo's mother was having an affair with 4chan's [[b\|/b/]] at the time of his conception, and as a result, he is [[~~4chan\|~~4chan]]'s [[anal sex\|butt-baby]].		JFAK was blissfully unaware of his own ED page's existence until [[Last Thursday\|moments ago]], a mere 10 minutes after it was created. [[Truth\|Rumour]] has it he both [[shameless self promotion\|wrote the whole thing himself]], and at the same time [[Nice try\|denies its existence]]. Unbeknownst to many, Mr. Araujo's mother was having an affair with 4chan's [[b\|/b/]] at the time of his conception, and as a result, he is [[4chan]]'s [[anal sex\|butt-baby]].


	While JFAK does a [[Naruto\|number]] [[camwhore\|of]] [[Pokemon\|gay]] [[art\|things]], such as abusing [[~~mudkip\|~~mudkips]] [[fellatio\|with his mouth]], he has also done [[Shit nobody cares about\|a number of things]] to help reduce the overall [[fail\|fail-ness]] of DevianTART in his own mind. By providing his large fan base of [[16 year old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and [[furfag\|furfags]] with polls about [[b\|/b/]]'s state of affairs, [[Rule 34\|mudkip abuse]] (See figure 1) [[Image:KITELOVESMUDKIPS.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Figure 1, proving his [[rape\|abuse]] of teh moodkipz.]], or wars against [[Animu\|Fanart]], JFAK's [[e-penis\|e-penis]] is in a constant state of [[fapping\|stimulation]].		While JFAK does a [[Naruto\|number]] [[camwhore\|of]] [[Pokemon\|gay]] [[art\|things]], such as abusing [[mudkips]] [[fellatio\|with his mouth]], he has also done [[Shit nobody cares about\|a number of things]] to help reduce the overall [[fail\|fail-ness]] of DevianTART in his own mind. By providing his large fan base of [[16 year old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and [[furfag\|furfags]] with polls about [[b\|/b/]]'s state of affairs, [[Rule 34\|mudkip abuse]] (See figure 1) [[Image:KITELOVESMUDKIPS.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Figure 1, proving his [[rape\|abuse]] of teh moodkipz.]], or wars against [[Animu\|Fanart]], JFAK's [[e-penis\|e-penis]] is in a constant state of [[fapping\|stimulation]].

	JFAK's [[faggotry\|popularity]] has led him to make a [[Shit nobody cares about\|tutorial]] teaching how to draw his characters, which was soon [[bahleeted\|bahleeted]] because ~~[http://www.~~elithespork~~.deviantart.com one of many TARTlets]~~[[do not want\|disapproved]].		JFAK's [[faggotry\|popularity]] has led him to make a [[Shit nobody cares about\|tutorial]] teaching how to draw his characters, which was soon [[bahleeted\|bahleeted]] because {{dauser\|elithespork}}[[do not want\|disapproved]].


	JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on ~~[http://youtube.com/profile?user=~~justflyakite ~~YouTube]~~ and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].		JFAK has also been sighted brandishing his kite on {{ytuser\|justflyakite}} and [[gay\|AnimeMusicVideos.org]].
	Real-Life Example:		Real-Life Example:
	(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)		(Warning, this is a severe dramatization of JFaK's nonexistent magical powers that he believes he possesses. Under no circumstances should he be agreed with.)
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	JFAK is noted for his abuse of 4chan memes, his [[X is not your personal army\|abusive chatroom]], his ability to make the front page of DeviantART with scribbles [[~~Your Mom\|~~your mom]] wouldn't post on the fridge, and for his tendency to start [[drama\|crusades]] in otherwise peaceful [[orgy\|web-communities]]. Trademark insignia include a box cap with skull logo, [[emo\|black tie and white collared shirt]], emo haircut, and his [[original content\|original]] language. Examples include:		JFAK is noted for his abuse of 4chan memes, his [[X is not your personal army\|abusive chatroom]], his ability to make the front page of DeviantART with scribbles [[your mom]] wouldn't post on the fridge, and for his tendency to start [[drama\|crusades]] in otherwise peaceful [[orgy\|web-communities]]. Trademark insignia include a box cap with skull logo, [[emo\|black tie and white collared shirt]], emo haircut, and his [[original content\|original]] language. Examples include:
	*Buddeh		*Buddeh
	*LAFF		*LAFF
	*@w@		*@w@
	*[[????\|????]]		*[[????\|????]]
	*[[~~PROFIT\|~~PROFIT]]		*[[PROFIT]]


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	== Accomplishments ==		== Accomplishments ==

	[[faggot\|JFAK]] only has one accomplishment, and that's the ability to [[rape\|force]] [[loli\|young girls]] onto his [[~~penis\|~~penis]] for personal gain.		[[faggot\|JFAK]] only has one accomplishment, and that's the ability to [[rape\|force]] [[loli\|young girls]] onto his [[penis]] for personal gain.

	== Trufax ==		== Trufax ==

	It is completely [[unfunny\|unsurprising]] that JFaK loves [[money\|MONIES]], and often [[masturbation\|faps]] to the [[fantasy\|idea]] of having [[moar\|moar]].		It is completely [[unfunny\|unsurprising]] that JFaK loves [[money\|MONIES]], and often [[masturbation\|faps]] to the [[fantasy\|idea]] of having [[moar\|moar]].
	Because of this, JFaK is plotting to overthrow [[cock\|Fort Cocks]], ~~the~~ [[america~~\|US~~]]'s largest [[~~Penis\|~~cock]] repository, using a book of his [[fail\|lame-ass]] comics and [[doing it wrong\|low-quality attempts]] at [[Shit\|art]].		Because of this, JFaK is plotting to overthrow [[cock\|Fort Cocks]], [[america]]'s largest [[cock]] repository, using a book of his [[fail\|lame-ass]] comics and [[doing it wrong\|low-quality attempts]] at [[Shit\|art]].


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	== Teh Great Anti-Fanart Campaign!!!11 ==		== Teh Great Anti-Fanart Campaign!!!11 ==
	[[Past\|In late 2007]], JFAK waged [[lulz\|war]] against [[~~fanart\|~~fanart]] and the [[16 year old girls\|fanartists]] within devianTART that create it. By pimping [[DevianTART Stamps\|stamps]] and writing [[over 9000\|countless]] journal entries that targeted equally [[shitty\|pathetic]] [[fags\|artists]], he threatened to take out the [[fanart~~\|Fanart~~]] fanbase [[Anhero\|single-handedly]]. This needed to be done because because [[Fact\|fanart is unoriginal]], whereas countless pictures of identical rabbit things and cookie-cutter comics is a-okay. His [[personal army~~\|personal Army~~]] of devoted [[cocksucker\|fans]] spammed the [[zombies\|living shit]] out of his journal updates the pages of his targets. Eventually, after enduring [[At least 100\|days]] of his antics, even JFAK's [[asshat\|loyal minions]] [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/poll/278669/ turned on him] and demanded a [[lulzkiller\|ceasefire]].		[[Past\|In late 2007]], JFAK waged [[lulz\|war]] against [[fanart]] and the [[16 year old girls\|fanartists]] within devianTART that create it. By pimping [[DevianTART Stamps\|stamps]] and writing [[over 9000\|countless]] journal entries that targeted equally [[shitty\|pathetic]] [[fags\|artists]], he threatened to take out the [[fanart]] fanbase [[Anhero\|single-handedly]]. This needed to be done because because [[Fact\|fanart is unoriginal]], whereas countless pictures of identical rabbit things and cookie-cutter comics is a-okay. His [[personal army]] of devoted [[cocksucker\|fans]] spammed the [[zombies\|living shit]] out of his journal updates the pages of his targets. Eventually, after enduring [[At least 100\|days]] of his antics, even JFAK's [[asshat\|loyal minions]] [http://justflyakite.deviantart.com/journal/poll/278669/ turned on him] and demanded a [[lulzkiller\|ceasefire]].


	Someone at ~~DevianTART~~ with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to 'infringing upon copyrights'. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before uploading the stamp. Ironically, the ~~devianTART~~ staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.		Someone at DeviantART with [[fucktard\|have half a brain]] finally decided to step in, because his stamp was removed from the site due to 'infringing upon copyrights'. This stamp featured the DevianTART [[avatar\|avatars]] of two fairly [[lame\|prominent]] [[weeaboo\|fanartists]] on the site whose permission JFaK had not obtained before uploading the stamp. Ironically, the deviantART staff did not clarify whether or not the stamp was in violation of the rights of the fanartists, or of the companies that originally created the characters portrayed by the fanartists. The world may never know. [[human\|People]] might be [[fucktard\|dipshits]] but there's a little lulz in all of us.
	(See Figure 4 for the stamp)		(See Figure 4 for the stamp)
	[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]		[[Image:JFaKFanartStamp.gif\|thumb\| Figure 4, JFaK's anti-[[fanart\|fanart]] stamp.]]


	An attempt at [[winrar~~\|WinRar~~]], but only to fail, is <strike>his</strike> <i>the stolen</i> "I <3 ED! stamp" displayed proudly on his devianTART site. The lowest form of [[gay\|cocksucking]] is probably flattery, and ED is not amused~~. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] is [[internet\|fucking serious business]]~~.(See Figure 5)		An attempt at [[winrar]], but only to fail, is <strike>his</strike> <i>the stolen</i> "I <3 ED! stamp" displayed proudly on his devianTART site. The lowest form of [[gay\|cocksucking]] is probably flattery, and ED is not amused. (See Figure 5)
	[[Image:JFaKEDStamp.png\|thumb\| Figure 5, Cocksuckery: A Cross Sectioning.]]		[[Image:JFaKEDStamp.png\|thumb\| Figure 5, Cocksuckery: A Cross Sectioning.]]

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	Among [[~~friends\|~~friends]] and [[fangirls\|admirers]], he strokes his [[~~ego\|~~ego]] by any means possible. Fishing for compliments on his [[crap\|artwork]], or trying to garner support for his forthcoming [[TL;DR\|book]] are commonplace actions. Turns out the [[basement dweller\|hot-shot]] is also self-conscious about his [[fat\|figure]]. (See Figure 11) [[Image:Fat_20081008.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 11, Too many mudkips, perhaps?]]		Among [[friends]] and [[fangirls\|admirers]], he strokes his [[ego]] by any means possible. Fishing for compliments on his [[crap\|artwork]], or trying to garner support for his forthcoming [[TL;DR\|book]] are commonplace actions. Turns out the [[basement dweller\|hot-shot]] is also self-conscious about his [[fat\|figure]]. (See Figure 11) [[Image:Fat_20081008.jpg\|thumb\|Figure 11, Too many mudkips, perhaps?]]


	[[E-Trust\|Sources]] tell ED that JFAK was [[Attention whore\|so desperate for attention]] that he [[Unwarranted self-importance\|orchestrated the creation his own ED article]]. If not for ~~[[moar\|~~more]] [[whore\|bitching]] and [[goatse\|moaning]] in his horrible dA [[e-penis\|chatroom]], none of this [[furfag\|furfaggotry]] would have ever happened.		[[E-Trust\|Sources]] tell ED that JFAK was [[Attention whore\|so desperate for attention]] that he [[Unwarranted self-importance\|orchestrated the creation his own ED article]]. If not for more [[whore\|bitching]] and [[goatse\|moaning]] in his horrible dA [[e-penis\|chatroom]], none of this [[furfag\|furfaggotry]] would have ever happened.

	[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].		[[Furfag\|People]] [[unfunny\|really]] are [[fucktard\|dipshits]].
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	*{{deviantart\|amuria}}		*{{deviantart\|amuria}}
	*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]		*[http://neopets.com Neopets.com]
	*~~[http://youtube.com/profile?user=~~justflyakite ~~Justflyakite's YouTube.com account]~~		*{{ytuser\|justflyakite}}