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imported>Ilovemenandwomen: /* Also See */

2018-05-20T13:34:56Z

Also See

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	*[[Colony drop\|Colony Drop]] - An example of when you try too hard and look like a fucking moron.		*[[Colony drop\|Colony Drop]] - An example of when you try too hard and look like a fucking moron.
			*[[Bad Webcomics Wiki]] - Shitty imitation wiki that stole his posts and used them as articles.

	{{webcomics}}		{{webcomics}}
	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}

imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:51:07Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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	{{webcomics}}		{{webcomics}}
	~~[[Category:~~Sites]]		{{Sites}}

imported>Oddguy: /* Quotes */

2013-10-06T08:12:23Z

Quotes

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	Solomon has produced many lulz-worthy quotes.		Solomon has produced many lulz-worthy quotes.

	{{~~quote~~\|I won the John Solomon Award for Being John Solomon, as voted for by all my peers who are named John Solomon.		<center>
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			\|I won the John Solomon Award for Being John Solomon, as voted for by all my peers who are named John Solomon.

	Oh, and I was given the Your Webcomic is Bad Award for Writing for This Blog.\|John Solomon\|on achievements of John Solomon}}		Oh, and I was given the Your Webcomic is Bad Award for Writing for This Blog.\|John Solomon, on achievements of John Solomon.
			\|My last entry about Dominic Deegan made poor old Mr. Terracciano cry. Good. The sooner he learns that his attitude that you have to say nice things about his comic is bullshit, the better. The sooner he learns that his comic is one of the shittiest on the Internet, the better. Because a grown man cannot daydream through life in this manner. For God's sake, you pathetic little egocentric dickhole, grow some fucking balls and man up!\|John Solomon, slapping Mookie around
	~~{{quote~~\|My last entry about Dominic Deegan made poor old Mr. Terracciano cry. Good. The sooner he learns that his attitude that you have to say nice things about his comic is bullshit, the better. The sooner he learns that his comic is one of the shittiest on the Internet, the better. Because a grown man cannot daydream through life in this manner. For God's sake, you pathetic little egocentric dickhole, grow some fucking balls and man up!\|John Solomon\|slapping Mookie around}}		\|I'm just going to spend the rest of this sentence saying what a fucked-up, know-nothing, uncreative, fat, stupid, whiny crybaby JDR is. I'm afraid that browbeating and intimidating your own fucked-up new Age hippy family has left you with the assumption your words are scathing to someone like me. They're not, you ugly old tranny. Get back to wishing you were 14 years old again so your perverted obsession with anime wouldn't seem so pathetic.\|John Solomon, speaking truth on [[JDR]]
			\|That's Robert A. Howard for you. He'll suck your dick for you. He'll simper "I wrote you a review!" in your forum...Be his friend, webcomic creators. Be his friend. Go on, be his friend. Please be his friend. You're super-cool, really. Be his friend. '''Please.'''\|John Solomon, on why Robert Howard is "That Kid"
	~~{{quote~~\|I'm just going to spend the rest of this sentence saying what a fucked-up, know-nothing, uncreative, fat, stupid, whiny crybaby JDR is. I'm afraid that browbeating and intimidating your own fucked-up new Age hippy family has left you with the assumption your words are scathing to someone like me. They're not, you ugly old tranny. Get back to wishing you were 14 years old again so your perverted obsession with anime wouldn't seem so pathetic.\|John Solomon\|speaking truth on [[JDR]]}}		\|Y'see, (Scott) Kurtz isn't just fat. His torso is an aggressive Texan land owner, eagerly buying up all the property between chin and groin and bulldozing it into one huge, sweeping curve. It's not that the man has no neck, he has nothing but this kind of... upside-down lightbulb shape to him. Or a bicycle horn, only instead of sucking in air he sucks in subs and bacon and grease. I know that jobs like artist and author and doorstop mean you don't move for a living, but the man must be eating on the level of a hippo. Kurtz hasn't seen his feet in years, doubtlessly, but what does it matter? His pants get pulled up by the immense gravitational pull of his gut. Hell, look closely and you'll see Kris Straub stuck there too. You wouldn't photograph a portrait of him, you'd take a landscape. The rise in sea levels is due to Kurtz taking a dip and accidentally leaving his lunch there. He applied to be the stunt double for Jabba the Hutt but he wasn't small enough. That's no moon, that's Scott Kurtz!\|John Solomon, on why Scot Kurtz is a fat bastard
			\|It's about time I struck terror into the hearts of talentless hacks worldwide. They shouldn't be clamouring for me to review them, they should be praying I don't! Or do they just have absolutely no self respect? What kind of fucking loser actually wants people to know they're a literary pedophile?\|John Solomon, contemplating ways to be like a [[terrorist]]
	~~{{quote~~\|That's Robert A. Howard for you. He'll suck your dick for you. He'll simper "I wrote you a review!" in your forum...Be his friend, webcomic creators. Be his friend. Go on, be his friend. Please be his friend. You're super-cool, really. Be his friend. '''Please.'''\|John Solomon\|on why Robert Howard is "That Kid"}}		\|Webcomic jerks of the world, quit this shit. You're not Japanese, no matter how hard you cry yourselves to sleep at night. The glorious Nippon Fairy will not visit you and grant your wish to no longer be baka gaijin roundeye.\|John Solomon, shattering the dreams of weeaboos
			}}
	~~{{quote~~\|Y'see, (Scott) Kurtz isn't just fat. His torso is an aggressive Texan land owner, eagerly buying up all the property between chin and groin and bulldozing it into one huge, sweeping curve. It's not that the man has no neck, he has nothing but this kind of... upside-down lightbulb shape to him. Or a bicycle horn, only instead of sucking in air he sucks in subs and bacon and grease. I know that jobs like artist and author and doorstop mean you don't move for a living, but the man must be eating on the level of a hippo. Kurtz hasn't seen his feet in years, doubtlessly, but what does it matter? His pants get pulled up by the immense gravitational pull of his gut. Hell, look closely and you'll see Kris Straub stuck there too. You wouldn't photograph a portrait of him, you'd take a landscape. The rise in sea levels is due to Kurtz taking a dip and accidentally leaving his lunch there. He applied to be the stunt double for Jabba the Hutt but he wasn't small enough. That's no moon, that's Scott Kurtz!\|John Solomon\|on why Scot Kurtz is a fat bastard}}		</center>

	~~{{quote~~\|It's about time I struck terror into the hearts of talentless hacks worldwide. They shouldn't be clamouring for me to review them, they should be praying I don't! Or do they just have absolutely no self respect? What kind of fucking loser actually wants people to know they're a literary ~~paedophile~~?\|John Solomon\|contemplating ways to be like a [[terrorist]]}}

	~~{{quote~~\|Webcomic jerks of the world, quit this shit. You're not Japanese, no matter how hard you cry yourselves to sleep at night. The glorious Nippon Fairy will not visit you and grant your wish to no longer be baka gaijin roundeye.\|John Solomon\|shattering the dreams of weeaboos}}

	==Your Webcomic is on Hiatus and You Should Go Home==		==Your Webcomic is on Hiatus and You Should Go Home==

imported>Oddguy: /* The Broken Mirror */

2013-10-06T08:10:10Z

The Broken Mirror

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	\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon, epic.		\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon, epic.
	\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone		\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone

imported>Oddguy: /* The Broken Mirror */

2013-10-06T08:09:31Z

The Broken Mirror

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	SA forum drama leads to an [[Epic]] review of Elanor Cooper's [[Epic]] webcomic, which in turn leads to [http://www.the-broken-mirror.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=677/ epic butthurt], and [[hugbox\|furpile]] from her fans. [[Internet_tough_guys\|Cooper's fans]] are not only attacking [[Strawman\|Solomon]] in the [[typical]] fashion, but are going so far to [[copypasta]]ing their incendiary assaults on to Cooper's message boards for approval, begging for verbose headpats from their sacred Leader.		SA forum drama leads to an [[Epic]] review of Elanor Cooper's [[Epic]] webcomic, which in turn leads to [http://www.the-broken-mirror.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=677/ epic butthurt], and [[hugbox\|furpile]] from her fans. [[Internet_tough_guys\|Cooper's fans]] are not only attacking [[Strawman\|Solomon]] in the [[typical]] fashion, but are going so far to [[copypasta]]ing their incendiary assaults on to Cooper's message boards for approval, begging for verbose headpats from their sacred Leader.

	{{~~quote~~\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon\|epic.}}		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone~~\|}}~~		\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon, epic.
			\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone
	~~{{quote~~\|There is good advice in the SA thread and to a lesser extent the blog review, and all of it points to problems in characterization, pacing, structure, and text. But since the goons don't give two shits if your comic gets any better or not...they're not going to lightly hand you a critique with kid gloves on. They're going to smash it in your face wearing spiky medieval gauntlets covered in shit from an ebola monkey.\|HPGrenade~~\|}}~~		\|There is good advice in the SA thread and to a lesser extent the blog review, and all of it points to problems in characterization, pacing, structure, and text. But since the goons don't give two shits if your comic gets any better or not...they're not going to lightly hand you a critique with kid gloves on. They're going to smash it in your face wearing spiky medieval gauntlets covered in shit from an ebola monkey.\|HPGrenade
			\|SO much of what I said was misread or misinterpreted - and this has never happened anywhere outside SA.\|Elanor Cooper, "It's not me who has problems, it's you" - Innit tho'?
	~~{{quote~~\|SO much of what I said was misread or misinterpreted - and this has never happened anywhere outside SA.\|Elanor Cooper\|"It's not me who has problems, it's you" - Innit tho'?}}		}}
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	One known fan of this shitty comic: [[Caroljoy]], who made an LJ icon from it and bawwwed when it was "stolen."		One known fan of this shitty comic: [[Caroljoy]], who made an LJ icon from it and bawwwed when it was "stolen."
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	El's dialogue: "STAY HERE FOR A MINUTE WHILST I GO AND GET SOME ICE CREAMS." seems to have struck a chord with the YWiBaYSFB readers. A research grant into the potential of pretentious ice creams may be approved. "I PLAYED HIM FINE", although misquoted, is also popular. Addendum: Cooper has recently pitched the possibility of making t-shirts bearing these slogans to her ever-adoring forum go-ers. The idea has received a minimal but positive reception.		El's dialogue: "STAY HERE FOR A MINUTE WHILST I GO AND GET SOME ICE CREAMS." seems to have struck a chord with the YWiBaYSFB readers. A research grant into the potential of pretentious ice creams may be approved. "I PLAYED HIM FINE", although misquoted, is also popular. Addendum: Cooper has recently pitched the possibility of making t-shirts bearing these slogans to her ever-adoring forum go-ers. The idea has received a minimal but positive reception.

	{{~~quote~~\|You know, the funny thing is, they all fixate 'stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams'...which was actually taken from, like, REAL LIFE. I had a summer job at a zoo a couple of years back, working in one of the ice cream booths, and a father said that to his family before heading over and buying aforementioned chilled treats.\|Elanor Cooper~~\|}}~~		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|Have you been to Middle England? Oxford, for example? I have. This is exactly how people talk. Even those not armed with a thesaurus.\|Jonathan Dalton\|he knows shit about England}}		\|You know, the funny thing is, they all fixate 'stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams'...which was actually taken from, like, REAL LIFE. I had a summer job at a zoo a couple of years back, working in one of the ice cream booths, and a father said that to his family before heading over and buying aforementioned chilled treats.\|Elanor Cooper
			\|Have you been to Middle England? Oxford, for example? I have. This is exactly how people talk. Even those not armed with a thesaurus.\|Jonathan Dalton, he knows shit about England
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	===[[circle jerk\|Chugworth Academy]]===		===[[circle jerk\|Chugworth Academy]]===

imported>Oddguy: /* Jesslyn Stormheart */

2013-10-06T08:07:11Z

Jesslyn Stormheart

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	The creator of Stormheart, Brian Rich, was tipped off that Solomon was coming. In response, he preemptively took his archives offline, making them inaccessible for review. Brian thinks this means he has won. In fact, it means his crappy web comic is no longer polluting the Internet. And if Brain ever puts his comic back, Solomon will be right there to rip it to shreds. Either way, Brian, [[you fail it\|YOU FAIL IT]]! [http://jesslynstormheart.comicgenesis.com/]		The creator of Stormheart, Brian Rich, was tipped off that Solomon was coming. In response, he preemptively took his archives offline, making them inaccessible for review. Brian thinks this means he has won. In fact, it means his crappy web comic is no longer polluting the Internet. And if Brain ever puts his comic back, Solomon will be right there to rip it to shreds. Either way, Brian, [[you fail it\|YOU FAIL IT]]! [http://jesslynstormheart.comicgenesis.com/]

	{{~~quote~~\|One reason is due to a hate blog run by a so-called John Solomon. They choose several webcomics a week to troll since they have nothing better to do with their lives. I preemptively neutered their plans to target mine by making my archives unavailable so they had to find something else to attack.\|Brian Rich\|Solomon - 1, Brian - a big fat fucking 0}}		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|Jesslyn Stormheart seems to think it can play dead long enough to avoid us. We are not a bear, "Brian R", we will be watching your webcomic until it so much as twitches. Save yourself the humiliation of even trying to continue your demeaning webcomic and run away. Run away!\|John Solomon\|not a bear}}		\|One reason is due to a hate blog run by a so-called John Solomon. They choose several webcomics a week to troll since they have nothing better to do with their lives. I preemptively neutered their plans to target mine by making my archives unavailable so they had to find something else to attack.\|Brian Rich, Solomon - 1, Brian - a big fat fucking 0.
			\|Jesslyn Stormheart seems to think it can play dead long enough to avoid us. We are not a bear, "Brian R", we will be watching your webcomic until it so much as twitches. Save yourself the humiliation of even trying to continue your demeaning webcomic and run away. Run away!\|John Solomon, not a bear
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	And soon after, Brian decided to permanently remove his comic from the Internet. And so another piece of fail is driven from the sight of [[Anonymous]]. Huzzah!		And soon after, Brian decided to permanently remove his comic from the Internet. And so another piece of fail is driven from the sight of [[Anonymous]]. Huzzah!

imported>Oddguy: /* Shredded Moose */

2013-10-06T08:06:05Z

Shredded Moose

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	To make it even sweeter, this all happened on [[9-11]]. NEVAR FORGET!		To make it even sweeter, this all happened on [[9-11]]. NEVAR FORGET!

	{{~~quote~~\|Actually posting in this thread instead of deleting it shows that you want an active forum activity even if it's one that's telling you WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS IS. Good lord, your comic is almost reaching 100 of nothing but "FUCK YEAH, I FUCK CHICKS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM" and yet, hardly anyone is joining your forum and YOU are the one making all the posts and threads.\|EB Aum\|[[Ebaumsworld]] vents their frustration at Brew}}		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|Ooh, or one about torturing cats and dogs, and then executing them in cruel and sadistic ways! Cause according to Brew, there's nothing wrong with that. Did you have a family dog Brew? Or did it "disappear" right around the time your dad found hair and clotted blood on his power tools?\|Attempted\|commenting on Brew's hobby of [[Ron Mexico\|torturing small mammals]]}}		\|Actually posting in this thread instead of deleting it shows that you want an active forum activity even if it's one that's telling you WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS IS. Good lord, your comic is almost reaching 100 of nothing but "FUCK YEAH, I FUCK CHICKS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM" and yet, hardly anyone is joining your forum and YOU are the one making all the posts and threads.\|EB Aum, [[Ebaumsworld]] vents their frustration at Brew.
			\|Ooh, or one about torturing cats and dogs, and then executing them in cruel and sadistic ways! Cause according to Brew, there's nothing wrong with that. Did you have a family dog Brew? Or did it "disappear" right around the time your dad found hair and clotted blood on his power tools?\|Attempted, commenting on Brew's hobby of [[Ron Mexico\|torturing small mammals]]
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	===Shortpacked!===		===Shortpacked!===

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	Solomon has produced many lulz-worthy quotes.		Solomon has produced many lulz-worthy quotes.

	{{~~quote~~\|I won the John Solomon Award for Being John Solomon, as voted for by all my peers who are named John Solomon.		<center>
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			\|I won the John Solomon Award for Being John Solomon, as voted for by all my peers who are named John Solomon.

	Oh, and I was given the Your Webcomic is Bad Award for Writing for This Blog.\|John Solomon\|on achievements of John Solomon}}		Oh, and I was given the Your Webcomic is Bad Award for Writing for This Blog.\|John Solomon, on achievements of John Solomon.
			\|My last entry about Dominic Deegan made poor old Mr. Terracciano cry. Good. The sooner he learns that his attitude that you have to say nice things about his comic is bullshit, the better. The sooner he learns that his comic is one of the shittiest on the Internet, the better. Because a grown man cannot daydream through life in this manner. For God's sake, you pathetic little egocentric dickhole, grow some fucking balls and man up!\|John Solomon, slapping Mookie around
	~~{{quote~~\|My last entry about Dominic Deegan made poor old Mr. Terracciano cry. Good. The sooner he learns that his attitude that you have to say nice things about his comic is bullshit, the better. The sooner he learns that his comic is one of the shittiest on the Internet, the better. Because a grown man cannot daydream through life in this manner. For God's sake, you pathetic little egocentric dickhole, grow some fucking balls and man up!\|John Solomon\|slapping Mookie around}}		\|I'm just going to spend the rest of this sentence saying what a fucked-up, know-nothing, uncreative, fat, stupid, whiny crybaby JDR is. I'm afraid that browbeating and intimidating your own fucked-up new Age hippy family has left you with the assumption your words are scathing to someone like me. They're not, you ugly old tranny. Get back to wishing you were 14 years old again so your perverted obsession with anime wouldn't seem so pathetic.\|John Solomon, speaking truth on [[JDR]]
			\|That's Robert A. Howard for you. He'll suck your dick for you. He'll simper "I wrote you a review!" in your forum...Be his friend, webcomic creators. Be his friend. Go on, be his friend. Please be his friend. You're super-cool, really. Be his friend. '''Please.'''\|John Solomon, on why Robert Howard is "That Kid"
	~~{{quote~~\|I'm just going to spend the rest of this sentence saying what a fucked-up, know-nothing, uncreative, fat, stupid, whiny crybaby JDR is. I'm afraid that browbeating and intimidating your own fucked-up new Age hippy family has left you with the assumption your words are scathing to someone like me. They're not, you ugly old tranny. Get back to wishing you were 14 years old again so your perverted obsession with anime wouldn't seem so pathetic.\|John Solomon\|speaking truth on [[JDR]]}}		\|Y'see, (Scott) Kurtz isn't just fat. His torso is an aggressive Texan land owner, eagerly buying up all the property between chin and groin and bulldozing it into one huge, sweeping curve. It's not that the man has no neck, he has nothing but this kind of... upside-down lightbulb shape to him. Or a bicycle horn, only instead of sucking in air he sucks in subs and bacon and grease. I know that jobs like artist and author and doorstop mean you don't move for a living, but the man must be eating on the level of a hippo. Kurtz hasn't seen his feet in years, doubtlessly, but what does it matter? His pants get pulled up by the immense gravitational pull of his gut. Hell, look closely and you'll see Kris Straub stuck there too. You wouldn't photograph a portrait of him, you'd take a landscape. The rise in sea levels is due to Kurtz taking a dip and accidentally leaving his lunch there. He applied to be the stunt double for Jabba the Hutt but he wasn't small enough. That's no moon, that's Scott Kurtz!\|John Solomon, on why Scot Kurtz is a fat bastard
			\|It's about time I struck terror into the hearts of talentless hacks worldwide. They shouldn't be clamouring for me to review them, they should be praying I don't! Or do they just have absolutely no self respect? What kind of fucking loser actually wants people to know they're a literary pedophile?\|John Solomon, contemplating ways to be like a [[terrorist]]
	~~{{quote~~\|That's Robert A. Howard for you. He'll suck your dick for you. He'll simper "I wrote you a review!" in your forum...Be his friend, webcomic creators. Be his friend. Go on, be his friend. Please be his friend. You're super-cool, really. Be his friend. '''Please.'''\|John Solomon\|on why Robert Howard is "That Kid"}}		\|Webcomic jerks of the world, quit this shit. You're not Japanese, no matter how hard you cry yourselves to sleep at night. The glorious Nippon Fairy will not visit you and grant your wish to no longer be baka gaijin roundeye.\|John Solomon, shattering the dreams of weeaboos
			}}
	~~{{quote~~\|Y'see, (Scott) Kurtz isn't just fat. His torso is an aggressive Texan land owner, eagerly buying up all the property between chin and groin and bulldozing it into one huge, sweeping curve. It's not that the man has no neck, he has nothing but this kind of... upside-down lightbulb shape to him. Or a bicycle horn, only instead of sucking in air he sucks in subs and bacon and grease. I know that jobs like artist and author and doorstop mean you don't move for a living, but the man must be eating on the level of a hippo. Kurtz hasn't seen his feet in years, doubtlessly, but what does it matter? His pants get pulled up by the immense gravitational pull of his gut. Hell, look closely and you'll see Kris Straub stuck there too. You wouldn't photograph a portrait of him, you'd take a landscape. The rise in sea levels is due to Kurtz taking a dip and accidentally leaving his lunch there. He applied to be the stunt double for Jabba the Hutt but he wasn't small enough. That's no moon, that's Scott Kurtz!\|John Solomon\|on why Scot Kurtz is a fat bastard}}		</center>

	~~{{quote~~\|It's about time I struck terror into the hearts of talentless hacks worldwide. They shouldn't be clamouring for me to review them, they should be praying I don't! Or do they just have absolutely no self respect? What kind of fucking loser actually wants people to know they're a literary ~~paedophile~~?\|John Solomon\|contemplating ways to be like a [[terrorist]]}}

	~~{{quote~~\|Webcomic jerks of the world, quit this shit. You're not Japanese, no matter how hard you cry yourselves to sleep at night. The glorious Nippon Fairy will not visit you and grant your wish to no longer be baka gaijin roundeye.\|John Solomon\|shattering the dreams of weeaboos}}

	==Your Webcomic is on Hiatus and You Should Go Home==		==Your Webcomic is on Hiatus and You Should Go Home==

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	SA forum drama leads to an [[Epic]] review of Elanor Cooper's [[Epic]] webcomic, which in turn leads to [http://www.the-broken-mirror.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=677/ epic butthurt], and [[hugbox\|furpile]] from her fans. [[Internet_tough_guys\|Cooper's fans]] are not only attacking [[Strawman\|Solomon]] in the [[typical]] fashion, but are going so far to [[copypasta]]ing their incendiary assaults on to Cooper's message boards for approval, begging for verbose headpats from their sacred Leader.		SA forum drama leads to an [[Epic]] review of Elanor Cooper's [[Epic]] webcomic, which in turn leads to [http://www.the-broken-mirror.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=677/ epic butthurt], and [[hugbox\|furpile]] from her fans. [[Internet_tough_guys\|Cooper's fans]] are not only attacking [[Strawman\|Solomon]] in the [[typical]] fashion, but are going so far to [[copypasta]]ing their incendiary assaults on to Cooper's message boards for approval, begging for verbose headpats from their sacred Leader.

	{{~~quote~~\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon\|epic.}}		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone~~\|}}~~		\|This shit is just way too epic!\|John Solomon, epic.
			\|NO WORTHY CRITIC STOOPS TO PERSONALS INSULTS.\|Tisiphone
	~~{{quote~~\|There is good advice in the SA thread and to a lesser extent the blog review, and all of it points to problems in characterization, pacing, structure, and text. But since the goons don't give two shits if your comic gets any better or not...they're not going to lightly hand you a critique with kid gloves on. They're going to smash it in your face wearing spiky medieval gauntlets covered in shit from an ebola monkey.\|HPGrenade~~\|}}~~		\|There is good advice in the SA thread and to a lesser extent the blog review, and all of it points to problems in characterization, pacing, structure, and text. But since the goons don't give two shits if your comic gets any better or not...they're not going to lightly hand you a critique with kid gloves on. They're going to smash it in your face wearing spiky medieval gauntlets covered in shit from an ebola monkey.\|HPGrenade
			\|SO much of what I said was misread or misinterpreted - and this has never happened anywhere outside SA.\|Elanor Cooper, "It's not me who has problems, it's you" - Innit tho'?
	~~{{quote~~\|SO much of what I said was misread or misinterpreted - and this has never happened anywhere outside SA.\|Elanor Cooper\|"It's not me who has problems, it's you" - Innit tho'?}}		}}
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	One known fan of this shitty comic: [[Caroljoy]], who made an LJ icon from it and bawwwed when it was "stolen."		One known fan of this shitty comic: [[Caroljoy]], who made an LJ icon from it and bawwwed when it was "stolen."
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	El's dialogue: "STAY HERE FOR A MINUTE WHILST I GO AND GET SOME ICE CREAMS." seems to have struck a chord with the YWiBaYSFB readers. A research grant into the potential of pretentious ice creams may be approved. "I PLAYED HIM FINE", although misquoted, is also popular. Addendum: Cooper has recently pitched the possibility of making t-shirts bearing these slogans to her ever-adoring forum go-ers. The idea has received a minimal but positive reception.		El's dialogue: "STAY HERE FOR A MINUTE WHILST I GO AND GET SOME ICE CREAMS." seems to have struck a chord with the YWiBaYSFB readers. A research grant into the potential of pretentious ice creams may be approved. "I PLAYED HIM FINE", although misquoted, is also popular. Addendum: Cooper has recently pitched the possibility of making t-shirts bearing these slogans to her ever-adoring forum go-ers. The idea has received a minimal but positive reception.

	{{~~quote~~\|You know, the funny thing is, they all fixate 'stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams'...which was actually taken from, like, REAL LIFE. I had a summer job at a zoo a couple of years back, working in one of the ice cream booths, and a father said that to his family before heading over and buying aforementioned chilled treats.\|Elanor Cooper~~\|}}~~		<center>
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	~~{{quote~~\|Have you been to Middle England? Oxford, for example? I have. This is exactly how people talk. Even those not armed with a thesaurus.\|Jonathan Dalton\|he knows shit about England}}		\|You know, the funny thing is, they all fixate 'stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams'...which was actually taken from, like, REAL LIFE. I had a summer job at a zoo a couple of years back, working in one of the ice cream booths, and a father said that to his family before heading over and buying aforementioned chilled treats.\|Elanor Cooper
			\|Have you been to Middle England? Oxford, for example? I have. This is exactly how people talk. Even those not armed with a thesaurus.\|Jonathan Dalton, he knows shit about England
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