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	One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the Commonwealth. This charming tactic actually worked,		One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the Commonwealth. This charming tactic actually worked,
	and the 99.98% of the [[NORP\|law-abiding]] gun-owning population was all but [[Gun control\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idol ~~Sir John Major~~ and the [[British]] [[Wikipedia:Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988\|Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988]]. The whole thing was a conspiracy to eliminate inbreds and possible zoophiles.		and the 99.98% of the [[NORP\|law-abiding]] gun-owning population was all but [[Gun control\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idol the [[Margaret Thatcher\|Baroness Thatcher]] and the [[British]] [[Wikipedia:Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988\|Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988]]. The whole thing was a conspiracy to eliminate inbreds and possible zoophiles.

	Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the Australian public were [[shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. One might think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].		Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the Australian public were [[shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. One might think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].

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	[[Image:Howard.jpg\|thumb\|Ex Prime Minister John Howard]]		[[Image:Howard.jpg\|thumb\|Ex Prime Minister John Howard]]
	[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]		[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]

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	[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]		[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]
	[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]		[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]
	[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The Unhonourable]] '''John Howard''' aka. Adolf Hitler Mark II, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were [[~~bait\|baited~~]] by [[~~Kevin Rudd~~]] ~~unaware next few years of torment~~ the ~~people would go through~~. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].		[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The Unhonourable]] '''John Howard''' aka. Adolf Hitler Mark II, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were given some hope for the future by [[Kevin Rudd]] unaware that his reform agenda would be undermined by [[Julia Gillard\|Juliar Cocksmoker]] who knifed him in the back and cut his balls off after having kinky buttsecks with Swanny and Lindsay Tanner just so she could become PM, fuck this country up and trash the ALP which were decent before she won her seat in 1998. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature, tiny asian dick and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].

	After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".		After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".
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	One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the nation. This charming tactic actually worked, and the 99.98% of the law-abiding gun-owning population was all but [[rape\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idols, [[Hitler]], [[Mao]] and [[Stalin]].		One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the nation. This charming tactic actually worked,
			and the 99.98% of the law-abiding gun-owning population was all but [[rape\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idols, [[Hitler]], [[Mao]] and [[Stalin]]. Actually fuck it, the whole thing was a conspiracy to eliminate inbreds and possible zoophiles.

	Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the [[Fags\|Australian public]] were [[pain series\|shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. You'd think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians, like everyone else, actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. I mean, seriously, guys, come on. How fucking hard was it to work out, for fuck's sake? Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].		Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the [[Fags\|Australian public]] were [[pain series\|shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. You'd think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians, like everyone else, actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. I mean, seriously, guys, come on. How fucking hard was it to work out, for fuck's sake? Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].

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	[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]		[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]
	[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]		[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]
	[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The ~~Honourable~~]] '''John Howard''' aka. ~~the greatest human being ever~~, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were [[bait\|baited]] by [[Kevin Rudd]] unaware next few years of torment the people would go through. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].		[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The Unhonourable]] '''John Howard''' aka. Adolf Hitler Mark II, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were [[bait\|baited]] by [[Kevin Rudd]] unaware next few years of torment the people would go through. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].

	After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".		After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".

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	[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]		[[Image:Howard_Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love, and hold her tight. So happy together!]]
	[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]		[[Image:JohnHoward.jpg\|thumb\|Mr. Howard helps future opposition leader Peter Costello relax.]]
	[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The Unhonourable]] '''John Howard''' aka. Adolf Hitler Mark II, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were [[~~bait\|baited~~]] by [[~~Kevin Rudd~~]] ~~unaware next few years of torment~~ the ~~people would go through~~. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].		[[Unwarranted self-importance\|The Unhonourable]] '''John Howard''' aka. Adolf Hitler Mark II, is the former Prime Minister of Australia, a noted Cuntservative Fascist and [[IRL Trolling\|IRL troll]] who eventually left after the people were given some hope for the future by [[Kevin Rudd]] unaware that his reform agenda would be undermined by [[Julia Gillard\|Juliar Cocksmoker]] who knifed him in the back and cut his balls off after having kinky buttsecks with Swanny and Lindsay Tanner just so she could become PM, fuck this country up and trash the ALP which were decent before she won her seat in 1998. Mr. Howard is known for his small stature, tiny asian dick and stark resemblance to a [http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Muppet_Eyes Jim Henson muppet], an appearance befitting someone who spent most of his leadership years with [[W\|George W. Bush]]'s arm shoved [[in the ass\|up his arse]].

	After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".		After achieving power [[at least 100 years ago]], he was originally lauded for encompassing [[Racism\|traditional Australian values]], but left many [[Australia\|Aussies]] [[butthurt]] over his higher interest rates and other forms of [[faggotry\|responsible economic management]]. With breathtaking political savvy, Howard spent his eleven year reign [[lie\|sustaining economic growth]], [[China\|improving diplomatic ties]] with nearby [[Azns]], and [[Americunts\|further securing Australia's future as America's 51st state]]. Long-time Howard [[homosexual\|bumbuddy]] Peter Costello was most likely succeed him as his party's leader, with Howard himself resigning to form the Australian [[Lemon Party]]. Costello also quit after his [[Gay\|noble leader]] resigned. Oh noes who will lead the liberals, find out next next episode of "[[Pokemon\|Pokemon: Master Quest]]!".
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	==Mildly interesting information==		==Mildly interesting information==

	One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the nation. This charming tactic actually worked, and the 99.98% of the law-abiding gun-owning population was all but [[rape\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idols, [[Hitler]], [[Mao]] and [[Stalin]].		One of Howard's first actions in office, April 1996, was to organise the world's biggest 'civilian' vs. civilian massacre at [[Port Arthur massacre\|Port Arthur]] as a pretext to disarming the nation. This charming tactic actually worked,
			and the 99.98% of the law-abiding gun-owning population was all but [[rape\|disarmed]]. This process was in line with best practice as laid down by his personal idols, [[Hitler]], [[Mao]] and [[Stalin]]. Actually fuck it, the whole thing was a conspiracy to eliminate inbreds and possible zoophiles.

	Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the [[Fags\|Australian public]] were [[pain series\|shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. You'd think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians, like everyone else, actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. I mean, seriously, guys, come on. How fucking hard was it to work out, for fuck's sake? Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].		Howard had an inability to lie convincingly, but for some reason, the [[Fags\|Australian public]] were [[pain series\|shocked and appalled]] every time he did it. You'd think the Aussies might have smartened up and realised that politicians, like everyone else, actually [[lie]]- but they didn't. I mean, seriously, guys, come on. How fucking hard was it to work out, for fuck's sake? Howard was a seasoned [[troll]], using his power to undermine workers' rights and embarrass the union movement in Australia with his WorkChoices legislation. It is a well-known [[fact]] outside Australia that he did this not for the sake of the economy, but [[for the lulz]].