Jessica Valenti - Revision history

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	*[http://www.myspace.com/30086838 Jessica's MySpace]		*[http://www.myspace.com/30086838 Jessica's MySpace]
	*[https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/598684296753328130 ED helps Jessica to understand what "Male Tears" really means]		*[https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/598684296753328130 ED helps Jessica to understand what "Male Tears" really means]
			*[https://www.theguardian.com/info/2017/jan/19/this-week-in-the-patriarchy-jessica-valenti-email "Sign up below for a weekly email to hear my thoughts about the week in patriarchy."]
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			==And now...==

			... the punchline:

			[[File:Guardian now begging in euros and dollars.png\|thumb\|center\|1000px\|We're not making enough money because we print any old crap, so give us your hard-earned cash as if we're a worthy charity, and we'll spend it on... Jessica Valenti]]
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imported>Sidecar at 00:08, 5 January 2017

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	[[File:Jessica valenti irl.jpg\|thumb\|Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL]]		[[File:Jessica valenti irl.jpg\|thumb\|Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL]]
	[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png\|thumb\|[[Hypocrite\|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]		[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png\|thumb\|[[Hypocrite\|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]
	[[File:Jessica valenti on allred psych evaluation 2016.png\|thumb\|Jessica ~~fighting~~ cishet male violence]]		[[File:Jessica valenti on allred psych evaluation 2016.png\|thumb\|Jessica wields her sword of truth against cishet male violence]]
	'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).		'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).

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	[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png\|thumb\|[[Hypocrite\|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]		[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png\|thumb\|[[Hypocrite\|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]
			[[File:Jessica valenti on allred psych evaluation 2016.png\|thumb\|Jessica fighting cishet male violence]]
	'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).		'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).

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imported>Sidecar: /* In a nutshell */ fewer heavy-handed kiss-off

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In a nutshell: fewer heavy-handed kiss-off

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	Strangely, there is no mention of Valenti having approached the Sanders campaign in [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/22/bernie-sanders-abortion-policy-women-voters-reproductive-rights the Guardian article in question.] [[Obvious\|Draw your own conclusions.]]		[[Obvious\|Draw your own conclusions.]]

	==Sample opinion columns==		==Sample opinion columns==

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Sample opinion columns

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	Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped\|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore\|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT\|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex\|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>		Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped\|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore\|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT\|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex\|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>

			==In a nutshell==

			On January 20, 2016, Hillary Clinton campaign staffer Lauren Peterson emailed her cronies (Subject line: "Re: "establishment"") to tell them: "Here's our quick rundown of what is in the works in digital and digital comms land right now, keeping in mind that we are trying to do a few bigger campaign things (such as amplifying any remarks the candidate makes) and possibly sending an email, '''while also working with''' HRC, Planned Parenthood, and '''people who can help push this behind the scenes without our fingerprints."'''

			The email went on to list the following activity:

			{{quote\|Working with bloggers and columnists to write about this from a racial justice and reproductive rights perspective, including a few people who joined us on a call to talk about the [[Bernie Sanders\|"Bernie Backlash"]] that was unfolding even before his remarks last night—current list is Elianne Ramos, '''Jessica Valenti (who is writing a column on this as we speak)'''\|[https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/18566 Lauren Peterson, January 20, 2016]}}<br>

			Forty-eight hours later...<br>

			[[File:Jessica valenti the guardian's anti-sanders propaganda shill.png\|700px\|center]]<br>

			When Peterson's email was released by [[Wikileaks]] in October 2016, Valenti had [[Lies\|this]] to say for herself.<br>

			[[File:Jessica valenti tweets denial of anti-sanders shill piece.png\|center\|400px]]

			Strangely, there is no mention of Valenti having approached the Sanders campaign in [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/22/bernie-sanders-abortion-policy-women-voters-reproductive-rights the Guardian article in question.] [[Obvious\|Draw your own conclusions.]]

	==Sample opinion columns==		==Sample opinion columns==

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	File:Valenticumdribble.jpg		File:Valenticumdribble.jpg
	File:Batheinmaletears.png\|Stay classy Jessica. Nobody ~~wants to know~~ about your [[Male Tears]] fetish		File:Batheinmaletears.png\|Stay classy Jessica. Nobody cares about your [[Male Tears]] fetish
	File:GroupShotValenti.jpg\|[[Almost raped\|Standing]] by [[Bill Clinton]] during 'Boobgate' (2006)		File:GroupShotValenti.jpg\|[[Almost raped\|Standing]] by [[Bill Clinton]] during 'Boobgate' (2006)
	File:Jessica valenti hurr durr.jpg\|~~Opinion incoming~~!		File:Jessica valenti hurr durr.jpg\|Circumsized cock goes where?
			File:Jessica valenti husband media jew andrew golis.png\|Surprise! (Except it's not, obviously)
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	==Links==		==Links==

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	Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped\|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore\|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT\|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex\|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>		Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped\|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore\|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT\|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex\|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>

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imported>Sidecar at 22:47, 23 November 2016

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	[[File:~~GroupShotValenti~~.jpg\|thumb\| ~~'''~~Jessica Valenti~~'''~~ [[~~almost raped]] by~~ [[~~Bill Clinton~~]]]]		[[File:Jessica valenti irl.jpg\|thumb\|Emancipated Jessica Valenti not giving a fuck IRL]]
	'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist)~~. '''Jessica''' got herself embroiled in the '''"BoobGate" [[Drama]]''' with 'Ann Althouse in September 2006 by flirting her titties with [[Bill Clinton]]~~.		[[File:Jessica valenti guardian picture byline photo.png\|thumb\|[[Hypocrite\|Jessica]] as she appears to Guardian readers]]
			'''Jessica Valenti''' is a self-confessed [http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html "dirty whore"], and founder and executive editor of [http://www.Feministing.com Feministing.com], one of those blogs that are all about how you can't be a [[feminist]] without involving yourself in [[fisting]]. Sometimes includes content on using breasts for extra attention and how they're intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist).

			Ms Valenti is employed by [[Communist\|soft-left]] [[Britfag]] [[Comic\|newspaper]] [[The Guardian]] for her sensible and well-reasoned critiques of modern life as seen from a feminist perspective. As can be seen from photographs, Ms Valenti has no truck with forms of female subjugation to the [[Male Gaze]] such as. e.g., wearing make-up, having your hair carefully styled, smiling all the time, or [[This looks shooped\|allowing your photo to be retouched.]]

			Since she is in no way a massive hypocrite, Ms Valenti would never protest furiously about being [[Almost raped\|wolf-whistled]] in public and then turn around a few years later and [[Attention whore\|complain that she was no longer being wolf-whistled]] because she was [[DO NOT WANT\|too old.]] Except she did exactly that, and [[Victim complex\|blamed society for making her feel sad]].<br>

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			File:Batheinmaletears.png\|Stay classy Jessica. Nobody wants to know about your [[Male Tears]] fetish
			File:GroupShotValenti.jpg\|[[Almost raped\|Standing]] by [[Bill Clinton]] during 'Boobgate' (2006)
			File:Jessica valenti hurr durr.jpg\|Opinion incoming!

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	==Links==		==Links==
	[[File:~~Batheinmaletears~~.~~png~~\|~~thumb~~\|~~Stay classy Jessica. Nobody wants to know about your [[Male Tears]] fetish.~~]]
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	*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100117094504/http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/woman/feminazis/femi.html Jessica & Her sister's Official Profile]		*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100117094504/http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/woman/feminazis/femi.html Jessica & Her sister's Official Profile]
	*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html Original '''"BoobGate" Controversy''']		*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100805215721/http://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-take-closer-look-at-those-breasts.html Original '''"BoobGate" Controversy''']