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Gooksu: /* Japanese Language */

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Japanese Language

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	For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''		For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''

	[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.		[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded]] [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.
	[[Image:Google_Translate_Engrish.png\|thumb\|341 px\|[[Google]] Transrate fails, defaults to [[Engrish]]]]		[[Image:Google_Translate_Engrish.png\|thumb\|341 px\|[[Google]] Transrate fails, defaults to [[Engrish]]]]
	In addition to speaking their [[Moonspeak\|native tongue]], the Japanese also speak an interesting language called [[Engrish]], which can be seen on many slave-produced billboards and products.Their writing system consists of over 9000 brain-exploding, complicated symbols stolen from [[Taiwan\|Tiny China]] by anime [[pirates]]; only a few simplified ones are used in their alphabet, and naturally took on the appearance of destructive whaling harpoons, deadly katanas and morally toxic dildos of all kinds/every dildo known to men.		In addition to speaking their [[Moonspeak\|native tongue]], the Japanese also speak an interesting language called [[Engrish]], which can be seen on many slave-produced billboards and products.Their writing system consists of over 9000 brain-exploding, complicated symbols stolen from [[Taiwan\|Tiny China]] by anime [[pirates]]; only a few simplified ones are used in their alphabet, and naturally took on the appearance of destructive whaling harpoons, deadly katanas and morally toxic dildos of all kinds/every dildo known to men.

Gooksu: /* Japanese Language */

2026-05-15T10:38:53Z

Japanese Language

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	==Japanese Language==		==Japanese Language==
	[[Image:Commit Sudoku.png\|thumb\|400 px\|<s>Seppuku</s> SUDOKU!]]		[[Image:Commit Sudoku.png\|thumb\|400 px\|<s>Seppuku</s> SUDOKU!]]
	[[Moonspeak\|Japanese]] is a language learned by [[Weeaboos\|retards]] affected by severe [[Pink Guy Disease]] who claim that they're learning it because they "enjoy Japanese culture" when they're actually enjoying [[Animu\|anime]]. The "Japanese culture" they enjoy learnin' about can also involve Japan's most dark stuff, like Shintoism/Buddhism and other false gods, ritualistic suicide, Unit 731 (a chemical/biological warfare research unit in a Japanese puppet state), and of course, ''all those damn earthquakes, floods, and other weather shit.''		[[Moonspeak\|Japanese]] is a language learned by [[Weeaboos\|retards]] affected by severe [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] who claim that they're learning it because they "enjoy Japanese culture" when they're actually enjoying [[Animu\|anime]]. The "Japanese culture" they enjoy learnin' about can also involve Japan's most dark stuff, like Shintoism/Buddhism and other false gods, ritualistic suicide, Unit 731 (a chemical/biological warfare research unit in a Japanese puppet state), and of course, ''all those damn earthquakes, floods, and other weather shit.''

	For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''		For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''

	[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.		[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.

Gooksu at 10:33, 15 May 2026

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	{{spoilers\|JAPANESE MEN COOK THEIR OWN [[Penis\|GENITALS]] AND [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|EAT THEM]], JAPANESE DAOYU ISLAND OWNER IS A CORRUPTED [[Pedophile\|PEDOPHILE]] CAPITALIST, HIS WIFE TRIED TO [[AN HERO]], AND [[Liar\|HE LIED OVER 9000 DOLLARS FROM ALL JAP AND OTAKUS!]]}}		{{spoilers\|JAPANESE MEN COOK THEIR OWN [[Penis\|GENITALS]] AND [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|EAT THEM]], JAPANESE DAOYU ISLAND OWNER IS A CORRUPTED [[Pedophile\|PEDOPHILE]] CAPITALIST, HIS WIFE TRIED TO [[AN HERO]], AND [[Liar\|HE LIED OVER 9000 DOLLARS FROM ALL JAP AND OTAKUS!]]}}

	[[File:Crappingoutjapan.jpg\|thumb\|As always, [[~~south~~ Korea]] best explains the origin of the Jewpanese Islands.]]		[[File:Crappingoutjapan.jpg\|thumb\|As always, [[South Korea]] best explains the origin of the Jewpanese Islands.]]
	[[File:Japanese family.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese family]]		[[File:Japanese family.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese family]]
	[[File:1339001142310.jpg\|thumb\|The Japs now thank the Atomic Bomb in making their [[Shit\|art]] [[Anime\|a]] [[Hentai\|lot]] [[Guro\|better]].]]		[[File:1339001142310.jpg\|thumb\|The Japs now thank the Atomic Bomb in making their [[Shit\|art]] [[Anime\|a]] [[Hentai\|lot]] [[Guro\|better]].]]

LordGrimThInvincible: Archiving one link because, while that link still worls, its images are now seemingly broken and it is slow.

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Archiving one link because, while that link still worls, its images are now seemingly broken and it is slow.

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	*<s>[http://www.pornhost.com/7616302885/ Furries and a clown raping a crying Japanese girl while their privates are blurred out. Only in Japan...]</s> (dead)		*<s>[http://www.pornhost.com/7616302885/ Furries and a clown raping a crying Japanese girl while their privates are blurred out. Only in Japan...]</s> (dead)
	*[https://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/ How to spot a Jap]		*[https://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/ How to spot a Jap]
	*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html Get a Japanese pedo doll made...of your likeness!]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20090207052240/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html Get a Japanese pedo doll made...of your likeness!]
	*<s>[http://efukt.com/2292_Unwanted_Public_Facials_3.html Jerking off on women in public. Oh, Japan, you so crazy.]</s> (dead)		*<s>[http://efukt.com/2292_Unwanted_Public_Facials_3.html Jerking off on women in public. Oh, Japan, you so crazy.]</s> (dead)
	*[https://theindependent.sg/japanese-mans-first-love-is-a-cockroach-he-imagined-having-sex-and-ate-it-when-it-died/ Japanese man falls in love with a cockroach]		*[https://theindependent.sg/japanese-mans-first-love-is-a-cockroach-he-imagined-having-sex-and-ate-it-when-it-died/ Japanese man falls in love with a cockroach]

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	~~<ref>~~== See Also ==~~</ref>~~		== See Also ==
	[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]		[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]
	[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]		[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]

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	<~~ref></~~ref>== See Also ==		<ref>== See Also ==</ref>
	[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]		[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]
	[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]		[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]

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	For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''		For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''

	[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.		[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded]] [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.
	[[Image:Google_Translate_Engrish.png\|thumb\|341 px\|[[Google]] Transrate fails, defaults to [[Engrish]]]]		[[Image:Google_Translate_Engrish.png\|thumb\|341 px\|[[Google]] Transrate fails, defaults to [[Engrish]]]]
	In addition to speaking their [[Moonspeak\|native tongue]], the Japanese also speak an interesting language called [[Engrish]], which can be seen on many slave-produced billboards and products.Their writing system consists of over 9000 brain-exploding, complicated symbols stolen from [[Taiwan\|Tiny China]] by anime [[pirates]]; only a few simplified ones are used in their alphabet, and naturally took on the appearance of destructive whaling harpoons, deadly katanas and morally toxic dildos of all kinds/every dildo known to men.		In addition to speaking their [[Moonspeak\|native tongue]], the Japanese also speak an interesting language called [[Engrish]], which can be seen on many slave-produced billboards and products.Their writing system consists of over 9000 brain-exploding, complicated symbols stolen from [[Taiwan\|Tiny China]] by anime [[pirates]]; only a few simplified ones are used in their alphabet, and naturally took on the appearance of destructive whaling harpoons, deadly katanas and morally toxic dildos of all kinds/every dildo known to men.

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	==Japanese Language==		==Japanese Language==
	[[Image:Commit Sudoku.png\|thumb\|400 px\|<s>Seppuku</s> SUDOKU!]]		[[Image:Commit Sudoku.png\|thumb\|400 px\|<s>Seppuku</s> SUDOKU!]]
	[[Moonspeak\|Japanese]] is a language learned by [[Weeaboos\|retards]] affected by severe [[Pink Guy Disease]] who claim that they're learning it because they "enjoy Japanese culture" when they're actually enjoying [[Animu\|anime]]. The "Japanese culture" they enjoy learnin' about can also involve Japan's most dark stuff, like Shintoism/Buddhism and other false gods, ritualistic suicide, Unit 731 (a chemical/biological warfare research unit in a Japanese puppet state), and of course, ''all those damn earthquakes, floods, and other weather shit.''		[[Moonspeak\|Japanese]] is a language learned by [[Weeaboos\|retards]] affected by severe [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] who claim that they're learning it because they "enjoy Japanese culture" when they're actually enjoying [[Animu\|anime]]. The "Japanese culture" they enjoy learnin' about can also involve Japan's most dark stuff, like Shintoism/Buddhism and other false gods, ritualistic suicide, Unit 731 (a chemical/biological warfare research unit in a Japanese puppet state), and of course, ''all those damn earthquakes, floods, and other weather shit.''

	For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''		For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers with [[Filthy Frank\|Pink Guy Disease]] and/or [[Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome]] in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]'' [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fan-subbed ninja fan-service anime on their [[mac\|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. If you're hopeful, ''at least'' a very tiny amount of those weens will cheerfully master Japanese to work as humble, cheerful overseas protestant Christian pastors, '''as only 1% of Japs in the ENTIRE NATION claim to be Christians. This is absolutely true.'''

	[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.		[[fail\|This is a worthwhile use of their time since at least 99.05% of American translators are close-minded [[Elite\|Worldwide Tech Oligarchy]] supporting, marxist AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony. No, it's just stupid.

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	{{spoilers\|JAPANESE MEN COOK THEIR OWN [[Penis\|GENITALS]] AND [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|EAT THEM]], JAPANESE DAOYU ISLAND OWNER IS A CORRUPTED [[Pedophile\|PEDOPHILE]] CAPITALIST, HIS WIFE TRIED TO [[AN HERO]], AND [[Liar\|HE LIED OVER 9000 DOLLARS FROM ALL JAP AND OTAKUS!]]}}		{{spoilers\|JAPANESE MEN COOK THEIR OWN [[Penis\|GENITALS]] AND [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|EAT THEM]], JAPANESE DAOYU ISLAND OWNER IS A CORRUPTED [[Pedophile\|PEDOPHILE]] CAPITALIST, HIS WIFE TRIED TO [[AN HERO]], AND [[Liar\|HE LIED OVER 9000 DOLLARS FROM ALL JAP AND OTAKUS!]]}}

	[[File:Crappingoutjapan.jpg\|thumb\|As always, [[~~south~~ Korea]] best explains the origin of the Jewpanese Islands.]]		[[File:Crappingoutjapan.jpg\|thumb\|As always, [[South Korea]] best explains the origin of the Jewpanese Islands.]]
	[[File:Japanese family.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese family]]		[[File:Japanese family.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese family]]
	[[File:1339001142310.jpg\|thumb\|The Japs now thank the Atomic Bomb in making their [[Shit\|art]] [[Anime\|a]] [[Hentai\|lot]] [[Guro\|better]].]]		[[File:1339001142310.jpg\|thumb\|The Japs now thank the Atomic Bomb in making their [[Shit\|art]] [[Anime\|a]] [[Hentai\|lot]] [[Guro\|better]].]]

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	<br>		<br>
	== See Also ==		<ref></ref>== See Also ==
	[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]		[[Image:Japantrap.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Japanese couple.]]
	[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]		[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg\|thumb\|100px]]
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	*[[Necrophilia]]		*[[Necrophilia]]
	*[[Nuclear War]]		*[[Nuclear War]]
			*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
			*[[An Hero]]
	*[[Jimbo's Japan Tour, 2007]]		*[[Jimbo's Japan Tour, 2007]]
	*[[Shimajiro]]		*[[Shimajiro]]