James Huberty - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 19:36, 9 September 2025

2025-09-09T19:36:46Z

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	{{Wanted\|4}}		{{Wanted\|4}}

			==See Also==
			*Subsequent American champions
			**[[George Hennard]]
			**[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
			**[[Omar Mateen]]
			**[[Stephen Paddock]]

			==External Links==
			*{{Wikilink\|San_Ysidro_McDonald's_massacre\|TOW coverage}}

	{{Brenton Tarrant}}		{{Brenton Tarrant}}
			{{Gun control}}
	{{High Scores}}		{{High Scores}}
	{{Psychopaths}}		{{Psychopaths}}
	~~{{gun control}}~~
	[[Category:California]]		[[Category:California]]
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

Paul in the Mall at 19:33, 9 September 2025

2025-09-09T19:33:45Z

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	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''James Oliver Huberty'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''James Oliver Huberty'''</big>}}

Paul in the Mall at 21:48, 12 January 2025

2025-01-12T21:48:11Z

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	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|No (Sniped)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|No (Sniped)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[Patrick Crusius\|Taco ~~muncherism~~]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[Patrick Crusius\|Taco removalism]]}}
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Immavampire at 19:00, 9 January 2025

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	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''James Oliver Huberty'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''James Oliver Huberty'''</big>}}

Number9999999 at 21:02, 7 January 2025

2025-01-07T21:02:14Z

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[Patrick Crusius\|Taco muncherism]]		{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[Patrick Crusius\|Taco muncherism]]}}
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Number9999999: someone add him to the template

2025-01-07T21:01:28Z

someone add him to the template

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2025-01-07T21:01:27Z

someone add him to the template

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			{{Brenton Tarrant}}
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Pooper: /* Graded Score */

2025-01-06T00:48:47Z

Graded Score

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Andrés Berríos Bravo at 14:02, 30 December 2024

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Pooper: /* The Day of the Massacre */

2024-10-19T19:38:16Z

The Day of the Massacre

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	==The Day of the Massacre==		==The Day of the Massacre==
			[[File:Huberty Corpse.png\|thumb\|left\|Handcuffs just in case]]
	[[File:James-huberty-san-ysidro-mcdonalds-perpetrator-after-being-v0-b6eakmrgloia1.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:James-huberty-san-ysidro-mcdonalds-perpetrator-after-being-v0-b6eakmrgloia1.jpg\|thumb]]
			[[File:Dead McDonalds Baby.png\|thumb\|[[Offended?\|dead baby lol]]]]

	~~[[File:Huberty Corpse.png\|thumb\|left\|Handcuffs just in case]]~~
	The day prior to the massacre, Huberty decided in a last-minute effort to get somewhere in life by getting help from a mental health center, but the retarded [[Spanish]]-speaking accountant misread his name as Shouberty. After a good old day at the San Diego Zoo, Huberty grabbed his guns, kissed his wife and two daughters, and began his quest to achieve the [[High Score]]. Before leaving, he told Etna that he was "hunting humans" when she questioned his departure. He was originally going to [[Payton Gendron\|shoot up a supermarket]] and a [[Going postal\|post office]], apparently searching for locations to commit his massacre, but then Huberty decided to choose the [[Taco Bell\|San Ysidro McDonald's restaurant]] as his target as he realized the growing obesity epidemic wouldn't kill spics fast enough. Walking into the establishment, he put on the '''{{ytlink\|GDFaEBjA7PU\|American national anthem}}''' before aiming his shotgun at an underpaid spic worker, then having it jam, which caused James to pull out his Level 99 [[Gun\|Uzi]] with a Bane of Wetbacks enchantment, doing 20% more critical damage to Hispanics.		The day prior to the massacre, Huberty decided in a last-minute effort to get somewhere in life by getting help from a mental health center, but the retarded [[Spanish]]-speaking accountant misread his name as Shouberty. After a good old day at the San Diego Zoo, Huberty grabbed his guns, kissed his wife and two daughters, and began his quest to achieve the [[High Score]]. Before leaving, he told Etna that he was "hunting humans" when she questioned his departure. He was originally going to [[Payton Gendron\|shoot up a supermarket]] and a [[Going postal\|post office]], apparently searching for locations to commit his massacre, but then Huberty decided to choose the [[Taco Bell\|San Ysidro McDonald's restaurant]] as his target as he realized the growing obesity epidemic wouldn't kill spics fast enough. Walking into the establishment, he put on the '''{{ytlink\|GDFaEBjA7PU\|American national anthem}}''' before aiming his shotgun at an underpaid spic worker, then having it jam, which caused James to pull out his Level 99 [[Gun\|Uzi]] with a Bane of Wetbacks enchantment, doing 20% more critical damage to Hispanics.

	The scene was a [[Doom]] style bloodbath, with not even the Ronald McDonald statue outside dressed as a cholo and covered in graffiti being spared. James shot fucking everything, including babies and old people, exploding Big Macs and managing to get the ice cream machine to work with a 9mm. James was allowed to shoot up the joint for [[Jesus Fucking Christ\|77 minutes]] because the stupid-ass pigs [[Fail\|sent the party van to the wrong McDonald's]]. Somehow not noticing the building being turned into a warzone, Mexicans in the area tried to get their daily hamburguesas but ended up being pwned while walking into the restaurant or just so much as walking by. When SWAT arrived, Huberty fled his Yakubian ass back inside the restaurant and a standoff ensued, with trade-offs of hostages for Quarter Pounders. Finally, a sniper positioned himself on the roof of a post office south from the McDonald's restaurant and noscoped James right through the heart, killing him. The entire event lasted for a total of 77 minutes, and when authorities entered the restaurant, they found 21 dead spics, along with an additional 19 injured victims still gorging themselves on fast food. A total of [[At least 100\|257]] bullets were fired by Huberty during the massacre. To add insult to injury, after the shooting, [[LOLWUT\|his wife sued McDonald's, claiming their nuggets made James go schizo]].		The scene was a [[Doom]] style bloodbath, with not even the Ronald McDonald statue outside dressed as a cholo and covered in graffiti being spared. James shot fucking everything, including babies and old people, exploding Big Macs and managing to get the ice cream machine to work with a 9mm. James was allowed to shoot up the joint for [[Jesus Fucking Christ\|77 minutes]] because the stupid-ass pigs [[Fail\|sent the party van to the wrong McDonald's]]. Somehow not noticing the building being turned into a warzone, Mexicans in the area tried to get their daily hamburguesas but ended up being pwned while walking into the restaurant or just so much as walking by. When SWAT arrived, Huberty fled his Yakubian ass back inside the restaurant and a standoff ensued, with trade-offs of hostages for Quarter Pounders. Finally, a sniper positioned himself on the roof of a post office south from the McDonald's restaurant and noscoped James right through the heart, killing him. The entire event lasted for a total of 77 minutes, and when authorities entered the restaurant, they found 21 dead spics, along with an additional 19 injured victims still gorging themselves on fast food. A total of [[At least 100\|257]] bullets were fired by Huberty during the massacre. To add insult to injury, after the shooting, [[LOLWUT\|his wife sued McDonald's, claiming their nuggets made James go schizo]].

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	==The Day of the Massacre==		==The Day of the Massacre==
			[[File:Huberty Corpse.png\|thumb\|left\|Handcuffs just in case]]
	[[File:James-huberty-san-ysidro-mcdonalds-perpetrator-after-being-v0-b6eakmrgloia1.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:James-huberty-san-ysidro-mcdonalds-perpetrator-after-being-v0-b6eakmrgloia1.jpg\|thumb]]
			[[File:Dead McDonalds Baby.png\|thumb\|[[Offended?\|dead baby lol]]]]

	~~[[File:Huberty Corpse.png\|thumb\|left\|Handcuffs just in case]]~~
	The day prior to the massacre, Huberty decided in a last-minute effort to get somewhere in life by getting help from a mental health center, but the retarded [[Spanish]]-speaking accountant misread his name as Shouberty. After a good old day at the San Diego Zoo, Huberty grabbed his guns, kissed his wife and two daughters, and began his quest to achieve the [[High Score]]. Before leaving, he told Etna that he was "hunting humans" when she questioned his departure. He was originally going to [[Payton Gendron\|shoot up a supermarket]] and a [[Going postal\|post office]], apparently searching for locations to commit his massacre, but then Huberty decided to choose the [[Taco Bell\|San Ysidro McDonald's restaurant]] as his target as he realized the growing obesity epidemic wouldn't kill spics fast enough. Walking into the establishment, he put on the '''{{ytlink\|GDFaEBjA7PU\|American national anthem}}''' before aiming his shotgun at an underpaid spic worker, then having it jam, which caused James to pull out his Level 99 [[Gun\|Uzi]] with a Bane of Wetbacks enchantment, doing 20% more critical damage to Hispanics.		The day prior to the massacre, Huberty decided in a last-minute effort to get somewhere in life by getting help from a mental health center, but the retarded [[Spanish]]-speaking accountant misread his name as Shouberty. After a good old day at the San Diego Zoo, Huberty grabbed his guns, kissed his wife and two daughters, and began his quest to achieve the [[High Score]]. Before leaving, he told Etna that he was "hunting humans" when she questioned his departure. He was originally going to [[Payton Gendron\|shoot up a supermarket]] and a [[Going postal\|post office]], apparently searching for locations to commit his massacre, but then Huberty decided to choose the [[Taco Bell\|San Ysidro McDonald's restaurant]] as his target as he realized the growing obesity epidemic wouldn't kill spics fast enough. Walking into the establishment, he put on the '''{{ytlink\|GDFaEBjA7PU\|American national anthem}}''' before aiming his shotgun at an underpaid spic worker, then having it jam, which caused James to pull out his Level 99 [[Gun\|Uzi]] with a Bane of Wetbacks enchantment, doing 20% more critical damage to Hispanics.

	The scene was a [[Doom]] style bloodbath, with not even the Ronald McDonald statue outside dressed as a cholo and covered in graffiti being spared. James shot fucking everything, including babies and old people, exploding Big Macs and managing to get the ice cream machine to work with a 9mm. James was allowed to shoot up the joint for [[Jesus Fucking Christ\|77 minutes]] because the stupid-ass pigs [[Fail\|sent the party van to the wrong McDonald's]]. Somehow not noticing the building being turned into a warzone, Mexicans in the area tried to get their daily hamburguesas but ended up being pwned while walking into the restaurant or just so much as walking by. When SWAT arrived, Huberty fled his Yakubian ass back inside the restaurant and a standoff ensued, with trade-offs of hostages for Quarter Pounders. Finally, a sniper positioned himself on the roof of a post office south from the McDonald's restaurant and noscoped James right through the heart, killing him. The entire event lasted for a total of 77 minutes, and when authorities entered the restaurant, they found 21 dead spics, along with an additional 19 injured victims still gorging themselves on fast food. A total of [[At least 100\|257]] bullets were fired by Huberty during the massacre. To add insult to injury, after the shooting, [[LOLWUT\|his wife sued McDonald's, claiming their nuggets made James go schizo]].		The scene was a [[Doom]] style bloodbath, with not even the Ronald McDonald statue outside dressed as a cholo and covered in graffiti being spared. James shot fucking everything, including babies and old people, exploding Big Macs and managing to get the ice cream machine to work with a 9mm. James was allowed to shoot up the joint for [[Jesus Fucking Christ\|77 minutes]] because the stupid-ass pigs [[Fail\|sent the party van to the wrong McDonald's]]. Somehow not noticing the building being turned into a warzone, Mexicans in the area tried to get their daily hamburguesas but ended up being pwned while walking into the restaurant or just so much as walking by. When SWAT arrived, Huberty fled his Yakubian ass back inside the restaurant and a standoff ensued, with trade-offs of hostages for Quarter Pounders. Finally, a sniper positioned himself on the roof of a post office south from the McDonald's restaurant and noscoped James right through the heart, killing him. The entire event lasted for a total of 77 minutes, and when authorities entered the restaurant, they found 21 dead spics, along with an additional 19 injured victims still gorging themselves on fast food. A total of [[At least 100\|257]] bullets were fired by Huberty during the massacre. To add insult to injury, after the shooting, [[LOLWUT\|his wife sued McDonald's, claiming their nuggets made James go schizo]].