Jack Gilbert Graham - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 05:33, 21 May 2025

2025-05-21T05:33:35Z

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			{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|Life insurance money}}
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	{{quote\|As far as feeling remorse for these people, I don't. I can't help it. Everybody pays their way and takes their chances. That's just the way it goes.}}		{{quote\|As far as feeling remorse for these people, I don't. I can't help it. Everybody pays their way and takes their chances. That's just the way it goes.}}

Paul in the Mall at 05:29, 21 May 2025

2025-05-21T05:29:22Z

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	{{quote\|As far as feeling remorse for these people, I don't. I can't help it. Everybody pays their way and takes their chances. That's just the way it goes.}}		{{quote\|As far as feeling remorse for these people, I don't. I can't help it. Everybody pays their way and takes their chances. That's just the way it goes.}}
	'''Jack Gilbert Graham'''~~{{jew}}~~ was a big [[~~aspie~~\|dum-dum]] [[r9k/\|beta male]] who bombed a passenger plane on November 1, 1955, killing all 44 people on board. His [[edgy\|lack of remorse]] and [[apathy\|apathetic feeling]] towards his killings caused much [[butthurt\|outrage]] and [[lulz]] across the [[no\|socially progressive]] [[dumbfuckistan\|America]] of the [[at least 100\|1950s]]. Investigators later determined that he had bombed the plane in order to [[lmao\|gain insurance money]] from the death of his [[mother]], who [[pwnt\|died]] on the flight.		'''Jack Gilbert Graham''' was a big [[retard\|dum-dum]] [[r9k/\|beta male]] who bombed a passenger plane on November 1, 1955, killing all 44 people on board. His [[edgy\|lack of remorse]] and [[apathy\|apathetic feeling]] towards his killings caused much [[butthurt\|outrage]] and [[lulz]] across the [[no\|socially progressive]] [[dumbfuckistan\|America]] of the [[at least 100\|1950s]]. Investigators later determined that he had bombed the plane in order to [[lmao\|gain insurance money]] from the death of his [[mother]], who [[pwnt\|died]] on the flight.

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Paul in the Mall at 05:25, 21 May 2025

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Psychotic Dictatorship at 21:59, 17 January 2025

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Number9999999: Usually I'm the one that does this lol

2025-01-17T21:28:34Z

Usually I'm the one that does this lol

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Paul in the Mall at 19:36, 16 July 2024

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Paul in the Mall at 23:18, 15 July 2024

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 07:07, 21 November 2023

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 07:07, 21 November 2023

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 25?'''\|~~6th Place<br>1st:~~ [[~~Timothy McVeigh]]<br>2nd: Jin Ruchao<br>3rd: Yahya Ayyash<br>5th: Andrew Kehoe<br>7th: [[Anders Behring Breivik~~\|~~Sir Anders Behring Breivik~~]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|[[High Score\|34]]}}
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Aftermath and the death of a hero

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	Initially it was thought that the plane crashed because of a mechanical problem, but [[the man\|the FBI]] began to discover that something else was at play. They started a [[srs bsns\|full-on investigation]] into the passengers, and discovered that Mrs. Daisie had a son that forged checks and was her heir. The cops were sent to search Jack's house, and discovered lodsofemone from life insurance as well as bomb-making parts in his garage. Uh oh! With the odds stacked against him, Jack gave in and confessed to the police.		Initially it was thought that the plane crashed because of a mechanical problem, but [[the man\|the FBI]] began to discover that something else was at play. They started a [[srs bsns\|full-on investigation]] into the passengers, and discovered that Mrs. Daisie had a son that forged checks and was her heir. The cops were sent to search Jack's house, and discovered lodsofemone from life insurance as well as bomb-making parts in his garage. Uh oh! With the odds stacked against him, Jack gave in and confessed to the police.

	Lawyers were quick to discover that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|there was no law against fucking blowing up a plane]], so instead went for the simpler route and charged with premeditated [[murder]] against one victim, his mother. So basically it was a huge [[fuck you]] to the other 43 people that died and their families, ~~we're~~ only charging him with one death. [[Shit no one cares about\|Notably]], Jack's trial was the first to be televised in Colorado. He was slapped with the death penalty on May 5, 1956, and was executed via the [[nazi\|gas chamber]] on January 11, 1957, [[lol\|12 days before his 25th birthday.]]		Lawyers were quick to discover that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW\|there was no law against fucking blowing up a plane]], so instead went for the simpler route and charged with premeditated [[murder]] against one victim, his mother. So basically it was a huge [[fuck you]] to the other 43 people that died and their families, as they were only charging him with one death. [[Shit no one cares about\|Notably]], Jack's trial was the first to be televised in Colorado. He was slapped with the [[death penalty]] on May 5, 1956, and was executed via the [[nazi\|gas chamber]] on January 11, 1957, [[lol\|12 days before his 25th birthday.]]

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