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	[http://www.alagaesia.com/index.php Official Inheritance Website]		[http://www.alagaesia.com/index.php Official Inheritance Website]

	[http://satireknight.wikispaces.com Chapter-by-chapter mockery of this series, among others.]		<s>[http://satireknight.wikispaces.com Chapter-by-chapter mockery of this series, among others.]</s> Baleeted by money-grubbing sitehosting Jews.

	[http://shurtugal.com/index.php Shurtugal] Fansite. Accordingly, infested with Inheritards.		[http://shurtugal.com/index.php Shurtugal] Fansite. Accordingly, infested with Inheritards.

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	[[Image:Menloverape.png\|thumb\|left\|Men are ebil because they want to rape wimminz!1!]][[Image:Womenloverape.png\|thumb\|It's not violent rape, okai? It's "forced mating"!!!]][[Image:MOAR (2).png\|thumb\|left\|Don't let your morals get in the way of my OTP!!!]][[Image:Mindrape.png\|thumb\|The bad guy could just rape her with his mind... That would get rid of all the bloody mess!]][[Image:Draconicassault.png\|thumb\|Give me MOAR hawt non-con dragon pr0n!!]]		[[Image:Menloverape.png\|thumb\|left\|Men are ebil because they want to rape wimminz!1!]][[Image:Womenloverape.png\|thumb\|It's not violent rape, okai? It's "forced mating"!!!]][[Image:MOAR (2).png\|thumb\|left\|Don't let your morals get in the way of my OTP!!!]][[Image:Mindrape.png\|thumb\|The bad guy could just rape her with his mind... That would get rid of all the bloody mess!]][[Image:Draconicassault.png\|thumb\|Give me MOAR hawt non-con dragon pr0n!!]]

			[[Image:Matty_1.png\|thumb\|left\|Ever wonder what would happen to you if you WERE to read these books? A glimpse into the mind of a former IC fag a few years on.]]

	== Now What? ==		== Now What? ==

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	[http://www.inheritanceforums.com/index.php Official Shurtugal Forums] The forums of the fansite. You know what that means you should [[Troll\|do]].		[http://www.inheritanceforums.com/index.php Official Shurtugal Forums] The forums of the fansite. You know what that means you should [[Troll\|do]].

			[http://lytherus.com/forums/ Lytherus Forums] A spin-off of the old IF after IF died and was reborn as a shittier version of itself with a core of users [[wapanese\|devoted to anime]], [[faggot\|gay rights]] and some random neoconservative bullshit. The current active userbase is 100% virginal, except for Stan. A few Anti-Shurtugal people, mostly The Black Manga, still appear from time to time to give CP some shit.

	[http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/ Anti-Shurtugal] Site dedicated to tearing apart Inheritance in the name of good literature. Recently has taken to [[Rape\|raping]] Twilight too, which is always good.		[http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/ Anti-Shurtugal] Site dedicated to tearing apart Inheritance in the name of good literature. Recently has taken to [[Rape\|raping]] Twilight too, which is always good.

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	[[Image:Eragon_book_cover.png\|thumb\|The cover is about the most well done part of this brick.]]		[[Image:Eragon_book_cover.png\|thumb\|The cover is about the most well done part of this brick.]]

	[[Eragon]] is a whiny [[13-year-old boy\|fifteen-year-old farm boy]] who discovers a magic rock while out hunting one day. The rock hatches into a [[FYIAD\|dragon]], and so an [[Lemonparty\|old man]] named Brom decides through unspoken consent to take him to go join the Varden, a group of [[Islam\|terrorists]]. Eragon's uncle Garrow gets [[pwnt]], pissing him off and making him swear vengeance. He travels across the land, joining forces with a [[Emo\|daring rogue]] named Murtagh by unspoken consent, rescuing a [[whore\|beautiful princess]] from the [[The Jewnited States of Americunts\|evil empire]], and [[Star Wars\|learning how to master the supernatural powers and discipline of a nearly extinct group of warriors who once protected the land before the evil empire killed them all]]. Also, Brom [[Dying Alone\|dies]]. In the end, Eragon and his [[penis\|dragon]] join the terrorists by unspoken consent and fight a great battle that ends in [[fail\|victory]] for the Varden (but not the readers, unfortunately).		[[Eragon]] Skywalker is a whiny [[13-year-old boy\|fifteen-year-old farm boy]] who discovers a magic rock while out hunting one day. The rock hatches into a [[FYIAD\|dragon]], and so an [[Lemonparty\|old man]] named Obi-Brom Kenobi decides through unspoken consent to take him to go join the Varden Alliance, a group of [[Islam\|terrorists]]. Eragon's uncle Garrow Lars gets [[pwnt]] by the Empire, pissing him off and making him swear vengeance. He travels across the land, joining forces with a [[Emo\|daring rogue]] named Murtagh Solo by unspoken consent, rescuing a [[whore\|beautiful princess]] from the [[The Jewnited States of Americunts\|evil empire]], and [[Star Wars\|learning how to master the supernatural powers and discipline of a nearly extinct group of warriors who once protected the land before the evil empire killed them all]]. Also, Obi-Brom [[Dying Alone\|dies]]. In the end, young Eragon and his [[penis\|dragon]] join the terrorists by unspoken consent and fight a great battle that ends in [[fail\|victory]] for the Varden (but not the readers, unfortunately).

	== Eldest ==		== Eldest ==
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	== Inheritance ==		== Inheritance ==

	The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements rather than sci-fi. The Rebel Alliance ~~(the Varden)~~ make their attack on the ~~Death Star II (the City of~~ Uru-Baen) and free the ~~universe (Alagaesia)~~ from the oppression of the ~~Emperor (King~~ Galbatorix).		The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements rather than sci-fi. The Rebel Alliance make their attack on the Uru-Baen Star and free the land from the oppression of the evil emperor, Darth Galbatorix.

	As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to 1337h4x the universe, ~~the~~ farm-boy-turned-Jedi has ~~steamy PG sex~~ with ~~steamy PG~~ elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously unknown stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that everybody can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where ~~Aragorn (~~Eragon) comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].		As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to 1337h4x the universe. Just when all hope of victory seems lost, Darth Murtagh has a sudden case of [[troll's remorse]] and turns on his master, using his own power against him. The farm-boy-turned-Jedi has a four-week long fuckfest with the [[hawt]] elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously unknown stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that everybody can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where Eragon Skywalker comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].

	== The Movie ==		== The Movie ==

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	== Brisingr ==		== Brisingr ==

	[[Image:Brisingr_book_cover.png\|thumb\|I wonder if the last book will have a dragon on the cover too?]]		[[Image:Brisingr_book_cover.png\|thumb\|I wonder if the last book will have a dragon on the cover too? (Spoiler alert: It does.)]]

	The last book in the Inheritance Trilogy is...wait. Fuck. Paolini actually made the third book so damn big that it couldn't fit in one brick, so he split it into two. Now there will be even more of this [[crap]] clogging up bookshelves and draining the pockets of worshiping [[retarded\|simpletons]].		The last book in the Inheritance Trilogy is...wait. Fuck. Paolini actually made the third book so damn big that it couldn't fit in one brick, so he split it into two. Now there will be even more of this [[crap]] clogging up bookshelves and draining the pockets of worshiping [[retarded\|simpletons]].

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	== Eragon ==		== Eragon ==
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	== Inheritance ==		== Inheritance ==

	The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements rather than sci-fi. The Rebel Alliance (Varden) make their attack on the Death Star II (~~Capital~~) and free the universe (~~land~~) from the oppression of the Emperor (King).		The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements rather than sci-fi. The Rebel Alliance (the Varden) make their attack on the Death Star II (the City of Uru-Baen) and free the universe (Alagaesia) from the oppression of the Emperor (King Galbatorix).

	As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to ~~1337hax~~ the universe, the farm-boy-turned-Jedi has steamy PG sex with steamy PG elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously unknown stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that everybody can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where Aragorn (Eragon) comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].		As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to 1337h4x the universe, the farm-boy-turned-Jedi has steamy PG sex with steamy PG elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously unknown stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that everybody can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where Aragorn (Eragon) comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].

	== The Movie ==		== The Movie ==
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	[[Image:Dragonrape.png\|thumb\|Dragon rape is sooo original and interesting!]]		[[Image:Dragonrape.png\|thumb\|Dragon rape is sooo original and interesting!]]

			== Other Stolen Ideas ==

			Not only did Paolini decide he was going to rewrite Star Wars in LotR-style, but he was also going to pull a Tolkien and try to create his own version of the elven and dwarvish languages. Needless to say, the 'languages' sound like utter garbage, and were probably created by Paolini mashing his cock over his keyboard and then adding in some key vowels to make the words comprehensible. The result is an inconsistent pseudo-dictionary that he includes in the back of each brick, and he [[Moonspeak\|even goes as far as to address his readers in this language in his 'message to the reader' section of his books]].
	== The Fans ==		== The Fans ==

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	== Inheritance ==		== Inheritance ==

	The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements ~~instead of~~ sci-fi. The ~~<s>~~Rebel Alliance~~</s> '''~~Varden~~'''~~ make their attack on ~~<s>~~the Death Star II~~</s> '''~~Capital~~'''~~ and free the ~~<s>~~universe~~</s> '''~~land~~'''~~ from the oppression of the ~~<s>~~Emperor~~</s> '''~~King~~'''~~.		The fourth and thankfully final book in the series. As expected, the book was basically just Return of the Jedi but with fantasy elements rather than sci-fi. The Rebel Alliance (Varden) make their attack on the Death Star II (Capital) and free the universe (land) from the oppression of the Emperor (King).

	As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to 1337hax the universe, the farm-boy-turned-Jedi has steamy PG sex with steamy PG elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously ~~unfound~~ stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that ~~every body~~ can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where ~~<s>~~Aragorn~~</s> '''~~Eragon~~'''~~ comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].		As expected, the last ever green dragon hatches to the aforementioned [[whore\|beautiful princess]], the super-evil-I-swear King discovers the true name of Magic and uses it to 1337hax the universe, the farm-boy-turned-Jedi has steamy PG sex with steamy PG elf chick and then leaves to find a better place with her after defeating the big bad guys by using a previously unknown stash of dragon hearts in the Vault of Deus Ex Machinas that everybody can vaguely remember. Paolini is a [[Sarcasm\|master of foreshadowing]]. Also, there's a part in the book where Aragorn (Eragon) comes to the [[Lolwut\|startling realization that the world is round, which no one in their sophisticated and advanced society had ever known before]].

	== The Movie ==		== The Movie ==

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	[http://www.inheritanceforums.com/index.php Official Shurtugal Forums] The forums of the fansite. You know what that means you should [[Troll\|do]].		[http://www.inheritanceforums.com/index.php Official Shurtugal Forums] The forums of the fansite. You know what that means you should [[Troll\|do]].

			[http://lytherus.com/forums/ Lytherus Forums] A spin-off of the old IF after IF died and was reborn as a shittier version of itself with a core of users [[wapanese\|devoted to anime]], [[faggot\|gay rights]] and some random neoconservative bullshit. The current active userbase is 100% virginal, except for Stan. A few Anti-Shurtugal people, mostly The Black Manga, still appear from time to time to give CP some shit.

	[http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/ Anti-Shurtugal] Site dedicated to tearing apart Inheritance in the name of good literature. Recently has taken to [[Rape\|raping]] Twilight too, which is always good.		[http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/ Anti-Shurtugal] Site dedicated to tearing apart Inheritance in the name of good literature. Recently has taken to [[Rape\|raping]] Twilight too, which is always good.