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How to tell if your child may be Indigo

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	*Beatings. Severe ones.		*Beatings. Severe ones.
	*Encourage them to achieve ~~there~~ [[An hero\|true potential]]		*Encourage them to achieve their [[An hero\|true potential]]

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imported>Kdawgnigga: /* How to tell if your child may be Indigo */

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How to tell if your child may be Indigo

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	*Beatings. Severe ones.		*Beatings. Severe ones.
			*Encourage them to achieve there [[An hero\|true potential]]

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	~~[[File:Violet.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]~~
	[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]		[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]
	~~[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]~~

	'''Indigo Children''' are [[special]] creatures whose [[batshit]] hippy parents decided that their sprog came from the [[Xenu\|stars]]. Believed to possess [[psychic]] powers such as [[telekinesis]], telepathy, and the ability to [[divide by zero]] due to the blue [[crap\|aura]] that psychics tell us surrounds them, Indigo Children are better than the children of [[mundane\|mundane plebeians]], who can't understand how special they truly are. In reality, Indigo Children are developmentally behind average children, but their parents are too arrogant to accept that anything they hatched could be anything less than a creative genius.		'''Indigo Children''' are [[special]] creatures whose [[batshit]] hippy parents decided that their sprog came from the [[Xenu\|stars]]. Believed to possess [[psychic]] powers such as [[telekinesis]], telepathy, and the ability to [[divide by zero]] due to the blue [[crap\|aura]] that psychics tell us surrounds them, Indigo Children are better than the children of [[mundane\|mundane plebeians]], who can't understand how special they truly are. In reality, Indigo Children are developmentally behind average children, but their parents are too arrogant to accept that anything they hatched could be anything less than a creative genius.

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			[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]
	# They act like self-righteous fuckwits.		# They act like self-righteous fuckwits.
	# They refuse to talk. This means they are communicating telepathically.		# They refuse to talk. This means they are communicating telepathically.
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	==List of Famous Indigo Children==		==List of Famous Indigo Children==
			[[File:Violet.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]
	* [[Chris Chan]]		* [[Chris Chan]]
	* [[Adam Lanza]]		* [[Adam Lanza]]

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List of Famous Indigo Children

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	==List of Famous Indigo Children==		==List of Famous Indigo Children==
			* [[Chris Chan]]
			* [[Adam Lanza]]
	* Alex Compson		* Alex Compson
	* Violet Beauregard		* Violet Beauregard

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	[[File:Violet.jpg\|right\|~~100px~~\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]		[[File:Violet.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]
	[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]		[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]
	[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]		[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]

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			[[File:Violet.jpg\|right\|100px\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]
	[[File:~~IndigoProphecy.png\|thumb\|The Indigo Bible]]~~

	~~[[File:Violetbeauregard~~.jpg\|right\|100px\|thumb\|A typical Indigo Child.]]
	[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]		[[File:Indigochild1.jpg\|right\|150px\|thumb\|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]
	[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]		[[File:OrbRising.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]

imported>Unknown: Created page with " The Indigo Bible A typical Indigo Child. [[File:Indigochild1.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Indigo Chil..."

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[[File:IndigoProphecy.png|thumb|The Indigo Bible]]

[[File:Violetbeauregard.jpg|right|100px|thumb|A typical Indigo Child.]]
[[File:Indigochild1.jpg|right|150px|thumb|Indigo Children are known for their ability to create deviantART in their hands.]]
[[File:OrbRising.jpg|right|thumb|Note the superior facial structure of the Indigo Child. Holy shit, I think that's supposed to be a girl.]]

'''Indigo Children''' are [[special]] creatures whose [[batshit]] hippy parents decided that their sprog came from the [[Xenu|stars]]. Believed to possess [[psychic]] powers such as [[telekinesis]], telepathy, and the ability to [[divide by zero]] due to the blue [[crap|aura]] that psychics tell us surrounds them, Indigo Children are better than the children of [[mundane|mundane plebeians]], who can't understand how special they truly are. In reality, Indigo Children are developmentally behind average children, but their parents are too arrogant to accept that anything they hatched could be anything less than a creative genius.

It is estimated that 95% of children diagnosed with [[ADD]], [[Asperger's]], and [[Tourette's Guy|Tourette's Syndrome]] are actually Indigos. The [[Fag|crotchdropping]] that egged your house this Halloween was probably just expressing his Indigo emotions. Also, he probably did it with his mind.

==How to tell if your child may be Indigo==

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# They act like self-righteous fuckwits.
# They refuse to talk. This means they are communicating telepathically.
# They refuse to submit to you. Your mom is a different story all together.
# They are not toilet-trained by age three because they are <s>too free-spirited to shit in a toilet</s> mildly retarded.
# They speak to spirits (aka gibberish).
# [[Fascist|They order you around.]] Trust them, they know everything.
# [[Columbine|They shoot their classmates.]]
# They have seizures. This isn't [[epilepsy]], it's latent telekinetic energy that's being trapped inside them. Encourage them to egg people's houses with their minds.
# They generally act like other children, only more spoiled, bitchy, and demonic.
# They look like [[you]].
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===How to cure an Indigo Child===

*Beatings. Severe ones.

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==List of Famous Indigo Children==
* Alex Compson
* Violet Beauregard
* [[superlisamcb]]
* [[Columbine|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
* [[Moot]]
* [[Mary Sue|Amethyste Lillium Abigail Malfoy Dumbledore-Potter]]
* [[Cracky-Chan]]
* [[Asa Coon]]
* [[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
* [[Hitler]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/INDIGO2000000 INDIGO2000000] - A batshit lady on YouTube.
* [http://www.indigochild.com/ indigochild.com] - A site full of batshit.
* [http://www.starchild.co.za/what.html What are Indigo Children?] - Information of a batshit nature.
* [http://skepdic.com/indigo.html Indigo Children according to skepdic.com] - These people don't believe our speshul kids came from the stars.
* [http://indigosociety.com Indigo Children Forum] - A forum full of these batshits.

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