Inception - Revision history

imported>MJ2.0 at 12:59, 18 January 2019

2019-01-18T12:59:41Z

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	{{spoiler\|{{Archive\|Dmx2I\|THE TOP DOES FALL, THANKS MICHAEL CAINE}}		{{spoiler\|{{Archive\|Dmx2I\|THE TOP DOES FALL, THANKS MICHAEL CAINE}}}}
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imported>Milorambaldi43: Name correction

2018-07-21T22:53:57Z

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	*Go to [[Random_Page\|any]] [[forum]] which has a topic about this film and complain about how [[Battletoads\|bad]] it was.		*Go to [[Random_Page\|any]] [[forum]] which has a topic about this film and complain about how [[Battletoads\|bad]] it was.
	*State that [[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] is the best film made that year.		*State that [[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] is the best film made that year.
	*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo ~~Dicaprio~~, or their performances.		*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo DiCaprio, or their performances.
	*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.		*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.
	*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors. Quickly run to [[Wikipedia]] to note the differences between both movies Because most people have yet to see one and can't be made to see both. Just know that Penelope Cruz is in both of them.		*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors. Quickly run to [[Wikipedia]] to note the differences between both movies Because most people have yet to see one and can't be made to see both. Just know that Penelope Cruz is in both of them.
	*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape'' and parts of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbw7BnKrw2o Harry Potter]. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.		*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape'' and parts of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbw7BnKrw2o Harry Potter]. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Warriors.
	*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.		*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.
	*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.		*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.

imported>Milorambaldi43: Punctuation correction

2018-07-21T22:27:15Z

Punctuation correction

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	'''Inception''' is a [[shit\|shitty]], over-scored, three hour movie from violently mediocre [[Dark Knight]] director, Christopher Nolan. Our favorite actor ever Leonardo DiCaprio plays a [[1337]] dream burglar/professional [[mindfuck]]er who must [[rape\|penetrate]] [[7 Proxies\|six layers]] of [[WTF\|dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams]], battle a [[personal army]] of subconscious mind-policing [[Ninjas]], and plant an idea in the head of a [[capitalist\|corporate power broker]]. In return Leonardo gets to see his spoiled children in Amerikkka and his name taken off the [[9/11\|No Fly List]] (read: generic pastiche of Philip K Dick characters).		'''Inception''' is a [[shit\|shitty]], over-scored, three hour movie from violently mediocre [[Dark Knight]] director, Christopher Nolan. Our favorite actor ever Leonardo DiCaprio plays a [[1337]] dream burglar/professional [[mindfuck]]er who must [[rape\|penetrate]] [[7 Proxies\|six layers]] of [[WTF\|dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams]], battle a [[personal army]] of subconscious mind-policing [[Ninjas]], and plant an idea in the head of a [[capitalist\|corporate power broker]]. In return Leonardo gets to see his spoiled children in Amerikkka and his name taken off the [[9/11\|No Fly List]] (read: generic pastiche of Philip K. Dick characters).

	It is also a source of many unsolicited presentations about its "complexity", from sub-literates and tweens. The main fan base consists of confused teenagers who see it several times so they can tell you, "you know, it makes sense, you aren't really MEANT to 'get it'". [[4chan]] is currently collectively brick shitting and [[I CAME]]-ing. Christopher Nolan said the idea for this movie came to him while watching ''[[The Matrix]]'' and thought, hm, this would be great if it didn't have all these [[niggers]] in it. The other inspiration Nolan had was an animated japanese movie called Paprika which is about dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams. If you ever thought Nolan actually had imagination, go figure.		It is also a source of many unsolicited presentations about its "complexity", from sub-literates and tweens. The main fan base consists of confused teenagers who see it several times so they can tell you, "you know, it makes sense, you aren't really MEANT to 'get it'". [[4chan]] is currently collectively brick shitting and [[I CAME]]-ing. Christopher Nolan said the idea for this movie came to him while watching ''[[The Matrix]]'' and thought, hm, this would be great if it didn't have all these [[niggers]] in it. The other inspiration Nolan had was an animated japanese movie called Paprika which is about dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams. If you ever thought Nolan actually had imagination, go figure.

imported>Dinohunter: /* Trolling Inception fanboys */

2018-07-02T19:13:10Z

Trolling Inception fanboys

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	*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.		*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.
	*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors. Quickly run to [[Wikipedia]] to note the differences between both movies Because most people have yet to see one and can't be made to see both. Just know that Penelope Cruz is in both of them.		*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors. Quickly run to [[Wikipedia]] to note the differences between both movies Because most people have yet to see one and can't be made to see both. Just know that Penelope Cruz is in both of them.
	*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', ~~and~~ an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape''. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.		*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape'' and parts of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbw7BnKrw2o Harry Potter]. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.
	*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.		*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.
	*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.		*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.

imported>Hagibor: /* Trolling Inception fanboys */

2017-06-17T22:27:59Z

Trolling Inception fanboys

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	*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo Dicaprio, or their performances.		*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo Dicaprio, or their performances.
	*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.		*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.
	*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors.		*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors. Quickly run to [[Wikipedia]] to note the differences between both movies Because most people have yet to see one and can't be made to see both. Just know that Penelope Cruz is in both of them.
	*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', and an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape''. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.		*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', and an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape''. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.
	*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.		*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.

imported>Hagibor: /* Trolling Inception fanboys */

2017-06-17T22:18:49Z

Trolling Inception fanboys

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	*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.		*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.
	*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.		*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.
			*Ask them, "If they're in a dream, how come the can only think up guns and not Gundam style mechas?"
	*Say that [[Avatar]] is better.		*Say that [[Avatar]] is better.

imported>Hagibor: /* Trolling Inception fanboys */

2017-06-17T22:13:59Z

Trolling Inception fanboys

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	*State that [[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] is the best film made that year.		*State that [[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] is the best film made that year.
	*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo Dicaprio, or their performances.		*Say that you did not like [[Indiefucks\|Ellen Page]], Leonardo Dicaprio, or their performances.
	*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', and an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape''.		*Say that Vanilla Sky is a much better movie and Tom Cruise is 10 times the actor Leo wishes he could be.
			*When they call you a fanboy say you first saw the movie Abres Los Ojos cuz your bilingual and cool like that and you only called it Vanilla Sky because you knew they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you called it by its proper Spanish Title or refrenced its original Spanish actors.
			*Claim that Inception simultaneously rips off Terry Gilliam's ''Brazil'', an old Tim Robbins movie named ''Jacob's Ladder'', and an even older 80s movie called ''Dreamscape''. For the final cut, tell them it even rips off A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Dream Warriors.
	*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.		*Ask "If you're really dreaming WHY CAN I DO THIS" and 404 their proxies.
	*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.		*Suggest Christopher Nolan is a member of The Illuminati.

imported>Hagibor: /* Fuck Inception */

2017-06-17T22:01:10Z

Fuck Inception

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	==Fuck Inception==		==Fuck Inception==

	It's more fun to be in a store and when the Beach Boys '''Good Vibrations''' comes on the radio to start running around and screaming '''"TECH SUPPORT!!!"'''		It's more fun to be in a store, even better an office building, and when the Beach Boys '''Good Vibrations''' comes on the radio to start running around and screaming '''"TECH SUPPORT!!!"'''


	==Trolling Inception fanboys==		==Trolling Inception fanboys==

imported>Hagibor at 21:59, 17 June 2017

2017-06-17T21:59:25Z

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	However, on no level does any of this translate into decent filmmaking, or anything but masturbation for an over addled commercial director of utter pablum.		However, on no level does any of this translate into decent filmmaking, or anything but masturbation for an over addled commercial director of utter pablum.

			==Fuck Inception==

			It's more fun to be in a store and when the Beach Boys '''Good Vibrations''' comes on the radio to start running around and screaming '''"TECH SUPPORT!!!"'''


	==Trolling Inception fanboys==		==Trolling Inception fanboys==

imported>Sidecar: /* Parallels to Dante's Divine Comedy (As big a stretch as you thought) */

2017-01-06T00:41:08Z

Parallels to Dante's Divine Comedy (As big a stretch as you thought)

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	# The 6th level is called "Heresy", remember when Cobb told everyone else "don't do this!" but did it anyways?		# The 6th level is called "Heresy", remember when Cobb told everyone else "don't do this!" but did it anyways?
	# The 5th level is called "Wrath", random people with assault rifles trying to kill you at every turn		# The 5th level is called "Wrath", random people with assault rifles trying to kill you at every turn
	# The 4th level is called "[[~~money~~\|Avarice]]", which is why the hotels so damn snarky.		# The 4th level is called "[[Usury\|Avarice]]", which is why the hotels so damn snarky.
	# The 3rd level is called "[[fat\|Gluttony]]", its that rich advisor dick's fortress		# The 3rd level is called "[[fat\|Gluttony]]", its that rich advisor dick's fortress
	# The 2nd level is called "Lust", Cobb can't get over his dead [[whore\|piece of ass]] can he?		# The 2nd level is called "Lust", Cobb can't get over his dead [[whore\|piece of ass]] can he?

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	{{spoiler\|{{Archive\|Dmx2I\|THE TOP DOES FALL, THANKS MICHAEL CAINE}}		{{spoiler\|{{Archive\|Dmx2I\|THE TOP DOES FALL, THANKS MICHAEL CAINE}}}}
	[[Image:Super_mario_inception.jpg\|frameless\|right]]		[[Image:Super_mario_inception.jpg\|frameless\|right]]
	[[File:Mario_inception2.gif\|frameless\|right]]		[[File:Mario_inception2.gif\|frameless\|right]]