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	In Utero was a brave and valliant [[Fail\|almost hero]], for he tried to actually bring some [[lulz]] to the [[frunz]] ridden lands of the Onision Forums and [[Runescape]]. Although he failed, he is still hated by the fascist [[emo]] [[cunts]] that run the shitty forum, but he is even more hated by the Runescape owners Jagex.		In Utero was a brave and valliant [[Fail\|almost hero]], for he tried to actually bring some [[lulz]] to the [[frunz]] ridden lands of the Onision Forums and [[Runescape]]. Although he failed, he is still hated by the fascist [[emo]] [[cunts]] that run the shitty forum, but he is even more hated by the Runescape owners Jagex.

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	An event that players refer to as the ' Falador Massacre ' occurred many years ago, on June 6th, 2006 (coincidence? I think not!). Following the release of Player-Owned-Houses which you upgrade by training the Construction skill, the typical RuneScape [[nerds]] raced to see who would get 99 first. The first person to do this was Cursed You. He held a party in his house to celebrate, where a fuckload of people turned up. Knowing there were too many, he kicked everyone out of the house.		An event that players refer to as the 'Falador Massacre' occurred many years ago, on June 6th, 2006 ([[Conspiracy Theory\|coincidence? I think not!]]). Following the release of Player-Owned-Houses which you upgrade by training the Construction skill, the typical RuneScape [[nerds]] raced to see who would get 99 first. The first person to do this was Cursed You. He held a party in his house to celebrate, where a fuckload of people turned up. Knowing there were too many, he kicked everyone out of the house.

	But then a glitch occurred whereby some lucky [[faggot]] had the ability to kill players outside of PvP zones. This lol-troll (whose name was In Utero AKA Durial321) proceeded to a crowded server and approached the wonderful city of Falador. He then began to fuck bitches up, and in doing so attained God status amongst players. He began chasing and killing noobs around [[BDSM\|with his whip]].		But then a glitch occurred whereby some lucky [[faggot]] had the ability to kill players outside of PvP zones. This lol-troll (whose name was In Utero AKA Durial321) proceeded to a crowded server and approached the wonderful city of Falador. He then began to fuck bitches up, and in doing so attained God status amongst players. He began chasing and killing noobs around [[BDSM\|with his whip]].
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	Several mods caught onto this, but for some reason instead of banning him, they yelled at everybody to get away from him. Seriously, Jagex must give their mods some rather pathetic abilities. There is only one known video of this instance, but unfortunately the [[faggot]] who recorded it put some shitty [[emo\|Nightwish]] music in the video before he uploaded it.		Several mods caught onto this, but for some reason instead of banning him, they yelled at everybody to get away from him. Seriously, Jagex must give their mods some rather pathetic abilities. There is only one known video of this instance, but unfortunately the [[faggot]] who recorded it put some shitty [[emo\|Nightwish]] music in the video before he uploaded it.

	The rampage continued for over an hour, looting such valuable shit as a Green party hat which is only expensive because dumb [[rednecks]] who play this game can't afford green dye and paper. Finally, after a good deal of trolling, Jagex got their heads out of their asses and banned him. [[Epic lulz]] were had. And thus ended the legacy of In Utero. ~~From thenceforth~~, many retards have attempted to immitate ~~durials~~ pwnage, but [[Fail\|none have succeeded]].		The rampage continued for over an hour, looting such valuable shit as a Green party hat which is only expensive because dumb [[rednecks]] who play this game can't afford green dye and paper. Finally, after a good deal of trolling, Jagex got their heads out of their asses and banned him. [[Epic lulz]] were had. And thus ended the legacy of In Utero. Henceforth, many retards have attempted to immitate durial's pwnage, but [[Fail\|none have succeeded]].

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	By June 2010 he was already well known and strangely respected by the other [[fags]] on the site, but trouble was brewing with the head sucker of the admin's [[Cock]] - Final started to dislike In Utero and thought he was trying to dispose of him. Final got [[Rage\|Very Upset]] about this and intended to [[Unwarranted self importance\|stop this evil do-er for once and for all]]		By June 2010 he was already well known and strangely respected by the other [[fags]] on the site, but trouble was brewing with the head sucker of the admin's [[Cock]] - Final started to dislike In Utero and thought he was trying to dispose of him. Final got [[Rage\|Very Upset]] about this and intended to [[Unwarranted self importance\|stop this evil do-er for once and for all]]

	This upset poor sensitive SOJ and he decided to complain about Final's abusive moves. Without ~~knowing~~ he had started a [[lollercoaster]] of [[drama]], which climaxed with Final banning every fucking member that disagreed with his totalitarian ideals.		This upset poor sensitive SOJ and he decided to complain about Final's abusive moves. Without realizing it, he had started a [[lollercoaster]] of [[drama]], which climaxed with Final banning every fucking member that disagreed with his [[Nazi\|totalitarian ideals]].

	[[Image:In-Utero1.jpg\|thumb\|All his photos are in Black & White because he is actually [[Ginger]]]].		[[Image:In-Utero1.jpg\|thumb\|All his photos are in Black & White because he is actually [[Ginger]]]]

	===As In Utero===		===As In Utero===
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	He kept a low-ish profile, trying to find a way to undermine the [[asshole]] [[mods]] on the forum. He obtained the support of '''Evil Meow''', a [[lolcat]] obsessed [[whore]], just so he had some support and protection from the [[banhammer]].		He kept a low-ish profile, trying to find a way to undermine the [[asshole]] [[mods]] on the forum. He obtained the support of '''Evil Meow''', a [[lolcat]] obsessed [[whore]], just so he had some support and protection from the [[banhammer]].

	Meanwhile the baffled [[emo]]s of the ~~Oforums~~ still distrusted most of the global moderators from the whole controversy earlier on in the summer. In Utero decided to use this to his advantage by [[mindfuck\|manipulating]] the members via the chatroom, so it wouldn't be noticed by his backup, '''Evil Meow''', who still had no idea what was going on.		Meanwhile the baffled [[emo]]s of the forums still distrusted most of the global moderators from the whole controversy earlier on in the summer. In Utero decided to use this to his advantage by [[mindfuck\|manipulating]] the members via the chatroom, so it wouldn't be noticed by his backup, '''Evil Meow''', who still had no idea what was going on.

	After all his hard work, Final managed to gain the undying adoration of the [[Retard\|mindless masses]] by posting images of [[Darth Vader]], and finally working out In Utero's plan and banning him.		After all his hard work, Final managed to gain the undying adoration of the [[Retard\|mindless masses]] by posting images of [[Darth Vader]], and finally working out In Utero's plan and banning him.
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	===Post Pwnage===		===Post Pwnage===

	In Utero still moans and bitches about that forum to his [[IRL]] friends, but has more than given up on overturning it. He has now returned his attention to [[Tetris]], what a [[Fag]].		In Utero still moans and bitches about that forum to his [[IRL]] friends, but has more than given up on overturning it. He has now returned his attention to [[Tetris]] (what a [[Fag]]).

	===Back Again, as Viakal===		===Back Again, as Viakal===

	After the Onision Forums [[Fail\|~~Fucked~~ up]] again, he was able to access it, and for three days he was able to ~~acess~~ it before getting [[~~pwn~~\|~~banned~~]]. Throughout this period he succeeded in trolling the mods and members of the site via [[shock sites]] and [[CP\|cheese ~~Pizza~~]].		After the Onision Forums [[Fail\|fucked up]] again, he was able to access it, and for three days he was able to access it before getting [[Banned\|B&]]. Throughout this period he succeeded in trolling the mods and members of the site via [[shock sites]] and [[CP\|cheese pizza]].

	===Happy Ever After===		===Happy Ever After===

	It is probable that he will return to the Onision Forums, but ~~I doubt~~ it'll be any time in the near future.		It is probable that he will return to the Onision Forums, but its doubtful that it'll be any time in the near future.

	=='''Indecisive [[cunt]]'''==		=='''Indecisive [[cunt]]'''==

	One second In Utero loves Anime, but the next he's real into [[poetry]]. One second he goes on about how much [[Poser\|Mindless Self Indulgence]] rock and the next he's saying [[Slipknot]] [[lie\|~~are~~ the best band ever]]		One second In Utero loves Anime, but the next he's real into [[poetry]]. One second he goes on about how much [[Poser\|Mindless Self Indulgence]] rock and the next he's saying [[Slipknot]] [[lie\|is the best band ever]].

	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
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	*[[Runescape]]		*[[Runescape]]

	*[http://onision.net/ Onision Forums, a forum about some emo loser no body cares about]		*[http://onision.net/ Onision Forums, a forum about some [[emo]] loser no body cares about]

	*[[Forum]]		*[[Forum]]

imported>Carpaltunn3l: /* The Falador Massacre */ Adding some common sense.

2011-07-29T12:14:03Z

The Falador Massacre: Adding some common sense.

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	'''Durial321 in action, the music ruins it though.'''		'''Durial321 in action, the music ruins it though. (If you don't want to listen to it, just mute your speakers, fucktard.).'''
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2011-04-16T04:22:03Z

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In Utero was a brave and valliant [[Fail|almost hero]], for he tried to actually bring some [[lulz]] to the [[frunz]] ridden lands of the Onision Forums and [[Runescape]]. Although he failed, he is still hated by the fascist [[emo]] [[cunts]] that run the shitty forum, but he is even more hated by the Runescape owners Jagex.

==On Runescape==

In Utero has had several accounts on Runescape, but his most influential ones was '''Durial321''' and '''gingertom0'''.

===The Falador Massacre===

An event that players refer to as the ' Falador Massacre ' occurred many years ago, on June 6th, 2006 (coincidence? I think not!). Following the release of Player-Owned-Houses which you upgrade by training the Construction skill, the typical RuneScape [[nerds]] raced to see who would get 99 first. The first person to do this was Cursed You. He held a party in his house to celebrate, where a fuckload of people turned up. Knowing there were too many, he kicked everyone out of the house.

But then a glitch occurred whereby some lucky [[faggot]] had the ability to kill players outside of PvP zones. This lol-troll (whose name was In Utero AKA Durial321) proceeded to a crowded server and approached the wonderful city of Falador. He then began to fuck bitches up, and in doing so attained God status amongst players. He began chasing and killing noobs around [[BDSM|with his whip]].

Several mods caught onto this, but for some reason instead of banning him, they yelled at everybody to get away from him. Seriously, Jagex must give their mods some rather pathetic abilities. There is only one known video of this instance, but unfortunately the [[faggot]] who recorded it put some shitty [[emo|Nightwish]] music in the video before he uploaded it.

The rampage continued for over an hour, looting such valuable shit as a Green party hat which is only expensive because dumb [[rednecks]] who play this game can't afford green dye and paper. Finally, after a good deal of trolling, Jagex got their heads out of their asses and banned him. [[Epic lulz]] were had. And thus ended the legacy of In Utero. From thenceforth, many retards have attempted to immitate durials pwnage, but [[Fail|none have succeeded]].

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'''Durial321 in action, the music ruins it though.'''
<youtube>thzQ0h0v6yw</youtube>
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==On the Onision Forums==

===As Sp4all===

In Utero originally joined the Onision Forums,in early 2010, under the name '''Sp4all''', which was a name he apparently stole off a user on a [[Pr0n|porn]] site back in [[2003]]. He mainly spammed batfink images and made stupid jokes about [[Alizee]].

Just over a week into his ordeal he befriended a [[fugly]] [[attention whore]] named '''Jebus Moon''', and she begged and begged him to change his username to '''Son Of Jebus'''.

===As Son Of Jebus===

As SOJ, he became a real [[pussy]]. He started listening to [[J-pop|snap-crackle-jpop]] [[music]] just like all the other fags there. He also started cosplaying as characters for several shitty [[anime]] shows.

By June 2010 he was already well known and strangely respected by the other [[fags]] on the site, but trouble was brewing with the head sucker of the admin's [[Cock]] - Final started to dislike In Utero and thought he was trying to dispose of him. Final got [[Rage|Very Upset]] about this and intended to [[Unwarranted self importance|stop this evil do-er for once and for all]]

This upset poor sensitive SOJ and he decided to complain about Final's abusive moves. Without knowing he had started a [[lollercoaster]] of [[drama]], which climaxed with Final banning every fucking member that disagreed with his totalitarian ideals.

[[Image:In-Utero1.jpg|thumb|All his photos are in Black & White because he is actually [[Ginger]]]].

===As In Utero===

He came back in the August of that summer under the name '''In Utero''', which was unfortunately named after his old [[Runescape]] account, which was in turn named after a [[Kurt Cobain|Nirvana]] album.

He kept a low-ish profile, trying to find a way to undermine the [[asshole]] [[mods]] on the forum. He obtained the support of '''Evil Meow''', a [[lolcat]] obsessed [[whore]], just so he had some support and protection from the [[banhammer]].

Meanwhile the baffled [[emo]]s of the Oforums still distrusted most of the global moderators from the whole controversy earlier on in the summer. In Utero decided to use this to his advantage by [[mindfuck|manipulating]] the members via the chatroom, so it wouldn't be noticed by his backup, '''Evil Meow''', who still had no idea what was going on.

After all his hard work, Final managed to gain the undying adoration of the [[Retard|mindless masses]] by posting images of [[Darth Vader]], and finally working out In Utero's plan and banning him.

===Post Pwnage===

In Utero still moans and bitches about that forum to his [[IRL]] friends, but has more than given up on overturning it. He has now returned his attention to [[Tetris]], what a [[Fag]].

===Back Again, as Viakal===

After the Onision Forums [[Fail|Fucked up]] again, he was able to access it, and for three days he was able to acess it before getting [[pwn|banned]]. Throughout this period he succeeded in trolling the mods and members of the site via [[shock sites]] and [[CP|cheese Pizza]].

===Happy Ever After===

It is probable that he will return to the Onision Forums, but I doubt it'll be any time in the near future.

=='''Indecisive [[cunt]]'''==

One second In Utero loves Anime, but the next he's real into [[poetry]]. One second he goes on about how much [[Poser|Mindless Self Indulgence]] rock and the next he's saying [[Slipknot]] [[lie|are the best band ever]]

==Related Articles==

*[[Runescape]]

*[http://onision.net/ Onision Forums, a forum about some emo loser no body cares about]

*[[Forum]]

*[[Nirvana]]

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[[Category:Trolls]]