Ian David Long - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 02:26, 1 July 2025

2025-07-01T02:26:09Z

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|November 7, 2018 (aged 28)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|November 7, 2018 (aged 28)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|12 ~~killed~~, 11 ~~injured~~ (1 by gunfire)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 12, injured 11 (1 by gunfire)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|No}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|No}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
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	{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[PTSD]], general boredom}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|[[PTSD]], general boredom}}
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	'''Corporal Ian David Long''' was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[~~Pretty~~ cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].		'''Corporal Ian David Long''' was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, a [[pretty cool guy]], and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].

	On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.		On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.

Paul in the Mall at 02:11, 1 July 2025

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	==Graded Score==		==Graded Score==

	{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 61 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. Howard Unruh killed 13 with 33 shots. Ian did ~~Pretty~~ shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}		{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 61 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. [[Howard Unruh]] killed 13 with 33 shots. Ian did pretty shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}

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	*[[Gun Control]]		*[[Gun Control]]

			==External Links==

			*{{Wikilink\|Thousand_Oaks_shooting\|TOW coverage}}

	{{anheroes}}		{{anheroes}}

LordGrimThInvincible: Fuxxxxxing misinformstuon.. 61 shots. Not 30.

2025-02-16T19:02:10Z

Fuxxxxxing misinformstuon.. 61 shots. Not 30.

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	{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 30 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. ~~That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate~~. Pretty shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}		{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 61 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. Howard Unruh killed 13 with 33 shots. Ian did Pretty shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}

	{{Wanted\|4}}		{{Wanted\|4}}

Paul in the Mall at 01:27, 8 December 2024

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	'''Corporal Ian David Long'''~~{{jew}}~~ was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[Pretty cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].		'''Corporal Ian David Long''' was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[Pretty cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].

	On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.		On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.

Snuegliffer returns at 05:44, 22 July 2024

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Snuegliffer returns: /* The Shooting */

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The Shooting

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	On November 7, 2018, ~~David Long~~ bought a ~~handgun~~ and an extended ~~magazine~~. He then went to the country music-playing bar and blew off 12 heads, including a ~~police officer~~'s, within about a minute. When he realized he was running out of ammo, Long became an hero. [[Goodnight, sweet prince]].		On November 7, 2018, Ian bought a Glock 21 and some extended mags. He then went to the country music-playing bar and blew off 12 heads, including a pig's, within about a minute. When he realized he was running out of ammo, Long became an hero. [[Goodnight, sweet prince]].

	===Loadout===		===Loadout===

Snuegliffer returns at 16:46, 3 July 2024

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	'''Corporal Ian David Long'''{{jew}} was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].		'''Corporal Ian David Long'''{{jew}} was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[Pretty cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].

	On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.		On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.

imported>Paul in the Mall at 04:27, 18 March 2024

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 04:27, 18 March 2024

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	{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 ~~injuries~~) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 30 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate. Pretty shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}		{{GradedScore\|12\|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood\|Nidal Hasan]].\|8\|According to [[old media\|accurate news]], he fired 30 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero\|himself]]. That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate. Pretty shit for a US Marine.\|12\|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition\|15\|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.\|16\|An hero, cop wasted.\|63\|D\|[[West Virginia\|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}

	{{Wanted\|4}}		{{Wanted\|4}}

imported>Paul in the Mall at 04:26, 18 March 2024

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|November 7, 2018 (aged 28)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|November 7, 2018 (aged 28)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|12 ~~killed~~, 11 ~~injured~~ (1 by gunfire)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 12, injured 11 (1 by gunfire)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|No}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|No}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
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	{{Ibend}}		{{Ibend}}
	'''Corporal Ian David Long''' was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[~~Pretty~~ cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].		'''Corporal Ian David Long''' was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, a [[pretty cool guy]], and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps\|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales\|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder\|deep depression]].

	On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.		On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero\|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.