Iain Hall - Revision history

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	{{quote\|"Yeah it’s great… or it would be, if your farmers in the south-east [of Queensland] weren’t diverting and pilfering the water that flows into the Murray-Darling system and using it for high-consumption industries like cotton!"\|'MarkL'}}		{{quote\|"Yeah it’s great… or it would be, if your farmers in the south-east [of Queensland] weren’t diverting and pilfering the water that flows into the Murray-Darling system and using it for high-consumption industries like cotton!"\|'MarkL'}}

	{{quote\|"Another fail for you in geography Mark... we do not grow any cotton in ~~the~~ the south east of the state, for that you need to go to the south west."\|Iain Hall}}		{{quote\|"Another fail for you in geography Mark... we do not grow any cotton in the south east of the state, for that you need to go to the south west."\|Iain Hall}}

	{{quote\|http://www.cottoncrc.org.au/files/9694d129-e3c3-4d47-8018-9a4f00ff9809/all_statesCotton%20NRM.gif (produces map of cotton catchments - including three significant areas in south-east Queensland)\|'MarkL'}}		{{quote\|http://www.cottoncrc.org.au/files/9694d129-e3c3-4d47-8018-9a4f00ff9809/all_statesCotton%20NRM.gif (produces map of cotton catchments - including three significant areas in south-east Queensland)\|'MarkL'}}

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	{{Notice\|'''Iain Hall''' has ~~resumed his stalking ways~~. See [[Iain Hall#~~JM Saga~~\|below]]}}		{{Notice\|'''Iain Hall''' has retired from bloggering. See [[Iain Hall#Death of a blog\|below]]}}
	[[Image:Iainhall.jpg\|right\|Lookin' good in sunny Queensland, ps: fuck the homos]]		[[Image:Iainhall.jpg\|right\|Lookin' good in sunny Queensland, ps: fuck the homos]]

	'''Iain Hall''' (or Iain; Hall as he is sometimes known) is an unemployed [[Australian]] [[blogger]], famous across the Internets for his try-hard right-wing views, his look-at-me [[troll\|trolling]] and his frequent [[internet_stalking\|online stalking]] of those who ~~challenge~~ his bullshit. Iain Hall is in his 50s and lives in Mount Mee, Queensland with his wife and ridiculously named two children. Unemployed and probably unemployable, Iain Hall ~~has~~ spent ~~the better part of nine years~~ picking [[Flame_wars\|internet arguments]] with other bloggers, while attempting to attract visitors back to his eye-raping [[fail\|website]].		'''Iain Hall''' (or Iain; Hall as he is sometimes known) was an unemployed [[Australian]] [[blogger]], famous across the Internets for his try-hard right-wing views, his look-at-me [[troll\|trolling]] and his frequent [[internet_stalking\|online stalking]] of those who challenged his bullshit. Iain Hall is in his 50s and lives in Mount Mee, Queensland with his wife and ridiculously named two children. Unemployed and probably unemployable, Iain Hall spent almost a decade picking [[Flame_wars\|internet arguments]] with other bloggers, while attempting to attract visitors back to his eye-raping [[fail\|website]]. In May 2015 he announced that he would no longer be updating his blog, citing health problems, believed to be chronic back pain and an ongoing porn addiction.

	Iain Hall ~~has~~ gained a substantial amount of notoriety for stalking blogs, [[Twitter]] accounts and online photo albums, for attempted blackmailings, making [[legal threats]] and [[spamming]] blog comment threads - all while denying that he ~~has~~ done [[lies\|anything wrong]]. Iain Hall is also known for lecturing on internet etiquette and demanding higher standards of behaviour from others than he regularly exhibits himself. Iain Hall ~~has~~ created over forty fake blogs to defame and insult his opponents, calling them "stinking pieces of shit" and "lesbian Nazis". He ~~has~~ also been caught out sending out bounties of Scotch in exchange for the identities of bloggers whose only crime is being more intelligent and articulate than him. Iain Hall is a friend of fellow Internet jerk-off [[Ray Dixon]] and also ~~enjoys~~ [[Hitler\|gassing puppies]][http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/futile-anthropomorphic-empathy/#comment-43638].		During his blogging career Iain Hall gained a substantial amount of notoriety for stalking other blogs, [[Twitter]] accounts and online photo albums, for attempted blackmailings, making [[legal threats]] and [[spamming]] blog comment threads - all while denying that he had done [[lies\|anything wrong]]. Iain Hall was also known for lecturing on internet etiquette and demanding higher standards of behaviour from others than he regularly exhibits himself. Iain Hall created over forty fake blogs to defame and insult his opponents, calling them "stinking pieces of shit" and "lesbian Nazis". He was also been caught out sending out bounties of Scotch in exchange for the identities of bloggers whose only crime was being more intelligent and articulate than him. Iain Hall was a friend of fellow Internet jerk-off [[Ray Dixon]] (also now retired from the Internet, thank fuck) and also enjoyed [[Hitler\|gassing puppies]][http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/futile-anthropomorphic-empathy/#comment-43638].

	==His Blog==		==His Blog==
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	{{quote\|"This is a blog, an ongoing opinion piece that documents how I, as its author, think and feel about the events that I see happening in the world."\|Iain Hall}}		{{quote\|"This is a blog, an ongoing opinion piece that documents how I, as its author, think and feel about the events that I see happening in the world."\|Iain Hall}}

	In reality Iain Hall's blogs ~~are~~ a lame attempt to attract attention and score 'hits', by dishonestly portraying himself as a reasonable guy and a thinking conservative commentator. Iain Hall routinely ~~boasts~~ about the quantity of traffic and the number of visitors to his site, ignoring the fact that most ~~come~~ from [[trolls]], [[sockpuppets]] or people who hate him. Iain Hall is famous for loading up his site with hit counters, graphical visit plotters and the like. He also ~~likes~~ to brag about blog traffic milestones (for example, posts such as '5000 hits!!!', usually filled with multiple animated GIFs). Iain Hall ~~thrives~~ on attention and when visitors to and comments on his blog ~~dry~~ up, as they often do, Iain Hall ~~sallies~~ forth to make provocative comments on other blogs, a shallow attempt to attract new visitors to his own.		In reality Iain Hall's blogs were a lame attempt to attract attention and score 'hits' by dishonestly portraying himself as a reasonable guy and a thinking conservative commentator. Iain Hall routinely boasted about the quantity of traffic and the number of visitors to his site, ignoring the fact that most came from [[trolls]], [[sockpuppets]] or people who hate him. Iain Hall was famous for loading up his site with hit counters, graphical visit plotters and the like. He also liked to brag about blog traffic milestones (for example, posts such as '5000 hits!!!', usually filled with multiple animated GIFs). Iain Hall thrived on attention and when visitors to and comments on his blog dried up, as they often did, Iain Hall sallied forth to make provocative comments on other blogs, a shallow attempt to attract new visitors to his own.

	===Literacy===		===Literacy===
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	Fine words coming from someone with an obvious mental illness and a complete lack of self awareness. [[Ray Dixon]] is so hated on the net that he was recently forced to close his own blog. He has now returned to the comedy failure known as "Sockpuppet". With Dixon contributing dimwitted "Sockpuppet" posts and abusing and insulting just about all of Hall's commenters, Iain Hall can look forward to his two-millionth hit sometime in 2032.		Fine words coming from someone with an obvious mental illness and a complete lack of self awareness. [[Ray Dixon]] is so hated on the net that he was recently forced to close his own blog. He has now returned to the comedy failure known as "Sockpuppet". With Dixon contributing dimwitted "Sockpuppet" posts and abusing and insulting just about all of Hall's commenters, Iain Hall can look forward to his two-millionth hit sometime in 2032.

			===Death of a blog===

			Iain Hall's sad blog went into decline in 2014 and early 2015. His fellow lunatic Ray Dixon disappeared, while Iain Hall's own posts became less frequent, however he continued to plague the comment pages at more popular sites like the Guardian and New Matilda. On 4 April 2015 Iain Hall met with long time blogwar protagonist Scott Bridges[https://twitter.com/theiainhall/status/584486017433874432]. Five weeks later, on 13 May 2015, Iain Hall announced his intention to retire from blogging, citing health issues[https://iainhall.wordpress.com/2015/05/13/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-of-the-fish/]. According to Google, the closure of Hall's blog increased the average IQ of the entire Internet by 0.0454%.

	==Deviant Internet behaviour==		==Deviant Internet behaviour==

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 The real Muses were Greek spirits, which is at odds with Iain Hall's self-proclaimed atheism. Of course Iain Hall referring to his "muse" is just a convenient cover story for his dark obsessions: a sick fascination with Melbourne lawyer Jeremy Sear, an insatiable desire to attract hits and comments at his blog, and a predilection for lecturing all and sundry on the ills of the world. Blaming a mythical "muse" allows Iain Hall to dodge responsibility for the worst of his Internet behaviour.
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Famous Iain Hall fiascos

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	On the 22nd of November Iain's stalking post was locked.		On the 22nd of November Iain's stalking post was locked.

			===The Middle East===

			Iain Hall is famously afraid of flying (he has blogged several times about this). In seven years of blogging he has never once mentioned, referred to or discussed any time outside of Australia.

			In December 2012, Iain Hall made the astonishing claim that he has not only been abroad, he has also been to the Middle East:

			{{quote\|As it happens I have been to the middle east many years ago and as its a long term interest of mine I have spoken to many people about it over the years.\|Iain, talking shit[http://niceperson709.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/ka-ching/]}}

			The blogosphere reacted with disbelief at Hall's claim and insisted that he provide more details about his alleged visit to the Middle East. Hall refused. As yet he has produced no evidence or explanation, so the whole thing smells like horse shit.

	==Views==		==Views==

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Motives

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	===Motives===		===Motives===

	[[Image:~~Hallmuses~~.jpg\|right\|thumb\|150px\|Iain Hall ~~with two of his favourite 'muses~~']]		[[Image:Warningiainhall.jpg\|right\|thumb\|150px\|Iain Hall's reputation as an online stalker has led to some Queensland towns erecting warning signs]]

	When challenged about the more dubious of his behaviours such as stalking and using other people's images, Iain Hall constantly refers to his "muse".[http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2010/04/19/curtins-for-brother-number-ones-credibility-and-the-magic-pudding-left/#comment-47787] For example, in a post where Iain Hall published without permission an e-mail exchange involving two other parties, he justified this by stating:		When challenged about the more dubious of his behaviours such as stalking and using other people's images, Iain Hall constantly refers to his "muse".[http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2010/04/19/curtins-for-brother-number-ones-credibility-and-the-magic-pudding-left/#comment-47787] For example, in a post where Iain Hall published without permission an e-mail exchange involving two other parties, he justified this by stating:

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	{{quote\|"Yeah it’s great… or it would be, if your farmers in the south-east [of Queensland] weren’t diverting and pilfering the water that flows into the Murray-Darling system and using it for high-consumption industries like cotton!"\|'MarkL'}}		{{quote\|"Yeah it’s great… or it would be, if your farmers in the south-east [of Queensland] weren’t diverting and pilfering the water that flows into the Murray-Darling system and using it for high-consumption industries like cotton!"\|'MarkL'}}

	{{quote\|"Another fail for you in geography Mark... we do not grow any cotton in ~~the~~ the south east of the state, for that you need to go to the south west."\|Iain Hall}}		{{quote\|"Another fail for you in geography Mark... we do not grow any cotton in the south east of the state, for that you need to go to the south west."\|Iain Hall}}

	{{quote\|http://www.cottoncrc.org.au/files/9694d129-e3c3-4d47-8018-9a4f00ff9809/all_statesCotton%20NRM.gif (produces map of cotton catchments - including three significant areas in south-east Queensland)\|'MarkL'}}		{{quote\|http://www.cottoncrc.org.au/files/9694d129-e3c3-4d47-8018-9a4f00ff9809/all_statesCotton%20NRM.gif (produces map of cotton catchments - including three significant areas in south-east Queensland)\|'MarkL'}}