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imported>OnePeedOffSis: /* Notable Alumni */

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Notable Alumni

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	==Notable Alumni==		==Notable Alumni==
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	==ZOMG MAEK VIDEO GAMEZ==		==ZOMG MAEK VIDEO GAMEZ==

imported>Bawb at 15:15, 6 September 2016

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			{{Spoiler\| [http://www.ittesi.com/2016-09-06-ITT-Educational-Services-Inc-to-Cease-Operations-at-all-ITT-Technical-Institutes-Following-Federal-Actions ITT Tech ceased operations] and fired all its employees as of Sep. 6, 2016.}}




	[[Image:Couch_potato.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Typical ITT Tech grad.]]		[[Image:Couch_potato.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Typical ITT Tech grad.]]

imported>Zew0: replaced dead youtube vid

2016-03-12T20:55:56Z

replaced dead youtube vid

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	<center><youtube>~~gwlE1aASc4g~~</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>qY2AqKCpGkk</youtube></center>

	{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}		{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}

imported>Kneidell: /* ZOMG MAEK VIDEO GAMEZ */ Coding in high-level programming languages using a framework is not smth. I'd hire an extra staff member

2015-10-08T15:06:27Z

ZOMG MAEK VIDEO GAMEZ: Coding in high-level programming languages using a framework is not smth. I'd hire an extra staff member

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	What does every [[basement dweller]] dream of? That's right, playing [[Online_sex_games\|video games]] as a job. It's [[????\|easy]]! Just graduate from a technical college and '''YOUR FUCKING JOB''' will be to sit around and play video games all day!		What does every [[basement dweller]] dream of? That's right, playing [[Online_sex_games\|video games]] as a job. It's [[????\|easy]]! Just graduate from a technical college and '''YOUR FUCKING JOB''' will be to sit around and play video games all day!

	{{quote\|[[~~lie~~\|Programming takes zero effort!]] All I have to do is [[buttsecks\|tighten up]] the graphics on Level 3 every once in a while, and I can have a [[Cock#Size\|large penis]] and [[fail\|win]] at [[an hero\|life]]!!!![[oneoneone\|111]]`~@!\|[[Mike Sandy]]}}		{{quote\|[[Fact\|Programming takes zero effort!]] All I have to do is [[buttsecks\|tighten up]] the graphics on Level 3 every once in a while, and I can have a [[Cock#Size\|large penis]] and [[fail\|win]] at [[an hero\|life]]!!!![[oneoneone\|111]]`~@!\|[[Mike Sandy]]}}

	{{quote\|[[your mom\|My mom]] said I would never get '''anywhere''' with these games. That's because I was [[fat\|300 pounds]] and [[basement dweller\|living in her basement]]. But now look at me! I'm totally a [[faggot\|bro]], and my mom says I can bring [[Fleshlight\|girls]] home whenever I want!\|''Technical'' College Graduate}}		{{quote\|[[your mom\|My mom]] said I would never get '''anywhere''' with these games. That's because I was [[fat\|300 pounds]] and [[basement dweller\|living in her basement]]. But now look at me! I'm totally a [[faggot\|bro]], and my mom says I can bring [[Fleshlight\|girls]] home whenever I want!\|''Technical'' College Graduate}}
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	{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}		{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}

	== Academic Rigor ==		== Academic Rigor ==
	<center>[[Nigger\|Typical student]] presentation at ITT Tech.</center>		<center>[[Nigger\|Typical student]] presentation at ITT Tech.</center>

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2012-07-14T06:33:25Z

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	==Job Placement==		==Job Placement==
	Making a guarantee that contains as much truth as [[Missouri]] contains [[Winnar\|win]], ITT Tech promises job-placement for [[you\|their graduates]]. Much like their ~~facade~~ of being an actual institute of higher learning, this is nothing more than a scam to [[cake\|sweeten]] the [[bait]] for unsuspecting suckers.		Making a guarantee that contains as much truth as [[Missouri]] contains [[Winnar\|win]], ITT Tech promises job-placement for [[you\|their graduates]]. Much like their façade of being an actual institute of higher learning, this is nothing more than a scam to [[cake\|sweeten]] the [[bait]] for unsuspecting suckers.

	The best job placement goes to those that graduate at the top of their class, which isn't that hard considering the [[down syndrome\|competition]]. Job placement from ITT Tech usually amounts to an entry-level tech support position (for those lucky enough to be overqualified for telemarketing). However, this is not entirely bad, as attested by this [[Failure\|satisfied customer]];		The best job placement goes to those that graduate at the top of their class, which isn't that hard considering the [[down syndrome\|competition]]. Job placement from ITT Tech usually amounts to an entry-level tech support position (for those lucky enough to be overqualified for telemarketing). However, this is not entirely bad, as attested by this [[Failure\|satisfied customer]];

imported>Ped0bear at 03:59, 19 November 2011

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	<center><youtube>gwlE1aASc4g</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>gwlE1aASc4g</youtube></center>

imported>Doctor: /* Advanced Courses */

2011-11-04T02:41:49Z

Advanced Courses

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	*Word Processing 101		*Word Processing 101
	*Computer: What is it?		*Computer: What is it?
			*BBCode 101
			*Web Design With Forumotion
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	What does every [[basement dweller]] dream of? That's right, playing [[Online_sex_games\|video games]] as a job. It's [[????\|easy]]! Just graduate from a technical college and '''YOUR FUCKING JOB''' will be to sit around and play video games all day!		What does every [[basement dweller]] dream of? That's right, playing [[Online_sex_games\|video games]] as a job. It's [[????\|easy]]! Just graduate from a technical college and '''YOUR FUCKING JOB''' will be to sit around and play video games all day!

	{{quote\|[[~~lie~~\|Programming takes zero effort!]] All I have to do is [[buttsecks\|tighten up]] the graphics on Level 3 every once in a while, and I can have a [[Cock#Size\|large penis]] and [[fail\|win]] at [[an hero\|life]]!!!![[oneoneone\|111]]`~@!\|[[Mike Sandy]]}}		{{quote\|[[Fact\|Programming takes zero effort!]] All I have to do is [[buttsecks\|tighten up]] the graphics on Level 3 every once in a while, and I can have a [[Cock#Size\|large penis]] and [[fail\|win]] at [[an hero\|life]]!!!![[oneoneone\|111]]`~@!\|[[Mike Sandy]]}}

	{{quote\|[[your mom\|My mom]] said I would never get '''anywhere''' with these games. That's because I was [[fat\|300 pounds]] and [[basement dweller\|living in her basement]]. But now look at me! I'm totally a [[faggot\|bro]], and my mom says I can bring [[Fleshlight\|girls]] home whenever I want!\|''Technical'' College Graduate}}		{{quote\|[[your mom\|My mom]] said I would never get '''anywhere''' with these games. That's because I was [[fat\|300 pounds]] and [[basement dweller\|living in her basement]]. But now look at me! I'm totally a [[faggot\|bro]], and my mom says I can bring [[Fleshlight\|girls]] home whenever I want!\|''Technical'' College Graduate}}
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	{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}		{{quote\|Look at this amazing new game and its awesome graphics!!\|ITT Tech ''Game designer''}}

	== Academic Rigor ==		== Academic Rigor ==
	<center>[[Nigger\|Typical student]] presentation at ITT Tech.</center>		<center>[[Nigger\|Typical student]] presentation at ITT Tech.</center>