Hyves - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: wtf

2015-10-22T22:33:03Z

wtf

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	[[Image:Hyves logo.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]		[[Image:Hyves logo.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]

	'''Hyves''' (~~aka~~ [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".		'''Hyves''' (AKA [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".

	== SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND ==		== SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND ==
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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	{\|~~style="margin: 0 auto;"~~
	~~\| [[~~File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png~~\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves~~\|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger\|black friend]] tho.]]		{{center\|
	~~\| [[~~File:hyves_vuilniszak_pauper.png~~\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves~~\|Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and [[over 9000]] years old.]]		<gallery>
	~~\| [[~~File:hyves_stoere_bois.png~~\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves~~\|White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.]]		File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png\|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger\|black friend]] tho.
	\|}		File:hyves_vuilniszak_pauper.png\|Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and [[over 9000]] years old.
			File:hyves_stoere_bois.png\|White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.
			</gallery>
			}}

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 22:31, 22 October 2015

2015-10-22T22:31:28Z

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	[[Image:Hyves logo.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]		[[Image:Hyves logo.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]

	'''Hyves''' (aka [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".		'''Hyves''' (aka [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".

	===SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND===		== SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND ==

	A few things made HIVs noteworthy:		A few things made HIVs noteworthy:

	*Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.		* Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.
	* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.		* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.
	*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard\|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.		*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard\|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.

	===Gallery===		== Gallery ==
	{\|style="margin: 0 auto;"		{\|style="margin: 0 auto;"
	\| [[File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves\|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger\|black friend]] tho.]]		\| [[File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves\|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger\|black friend]] tho.]]
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	===See Also===		== See Also ==
	*[[Facebook]]
	*[[Dutchland]]		* [[Facebook]]
	*[[Attention whore]]		* [[Dutchland]]
	*[[Tough guy]]		* [[Attention whore]]
	===External Links===		* [[Tough guy]]
	*[http://www.hyves.nl/ The site itself]
	{{~~socmed~~}}		== External Links ==

			* [http://www.hyves.nl/ The site itself]


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imported>Vandmelon at 07:38, 22 June 2015

2015-06-22T07:38:26Z

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imported>Vandmelon at 07:38, 22 June 2015

2015-06-22T07:38:26Z

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imported>Vandmelon at 07:38, 22 June 2015

2015-06-22T07:38:26Z

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imported>Vandmelon at 07:38, 22 June 2015

2015-06-22T07:38:26Z

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	* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.		* Hyves had like 8 million users, and there were only 17 million dutch. This meant that 45% of all Dutch people were attention whores.
	*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard\|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.		*Hyves was the home of tough guys and underage sluts. And because every [[retard\|Dutchman]] has a lower IQ then the average [[fucktard]] they were very easy to troll. You were able give it your best shot without having any worries on your mind, because on HIVs you were banproof. Troll as hard and as much you can, but neither your IP/webmail will be banned, so after having your account deleted, you could just create a new one.

			===Gallery===
			{\|style="margin: 0 auto;"
			\| [[File:hyves_neger_met_abortuskind.png\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves\|This white boy's daddy was probably his uncle too. Swag point for having a [[nigger\|black friend]] tho.]]
			\| [[File:hyves_vuilniszak_pauper.png\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves\|Typical Hyves user. Garbage bag for a jacket, and [[over 9000]] years old.]]
			\| [[File:hyves_stoere_bois.png\|thumb\|upright\|alt=Hyves\|White kids from suburbia are the best gangstah's.]]
			\|}

	===See Also===		===See Also===

imported>Boudica at 06:49, 19 January 2015

2015-01-19T06:49:08Z

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			{{Sites}}

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imported>Boudica: /* External Links */

2015-01-19T06:48:13Z

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imported>VX at 06:45, 19 January 2015

2015-01-19T06:45:02Z

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	===SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND===		===SUBMIT TO THE HYVEMIND===

	A few things ~~maDe~~ HIVs noteworthy:		A few things made HIVs noteworthy:

	*Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.		*Instead of a "Like" button, it had a "Respect" button. This made the usual arms race for attention common to all social networking sites that little bit more amusing and creepy.

imported>CrackRabbit at 19:11, 22 June 2014

2014-06-22T19:11:12Z

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	[[Image:~~Hyveslogo~~.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]		[[Image:Hyves logo.png\|thumb\|Hyves? HIV'S!]]

	'''Hyves''' (aka [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".		'''Hyves''' (aka [[AIDS\|HIVs]] aka The Dutch Facebook) was the brainchild of a guy named [[Geert Wilders]]. Geert [[you don't have any friends\|didn't have much friends]], so he thought to himself "Why shouldn't I make my own Facebook?".