Hyperbolimia - Revision history

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	== Famous ~~hyperbolimics~~ ==		== Famous Hyperbolimics ==
	*[[Ann Coulter]]		*[[Ann Coulter]]
	*[[Osama Bin Laden]]		*[[Osama Bin Laden]]
	*[[Michael Moore]]		*[[Michael Moore]]
	*[[Rush Limbaugh]]		*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
			*[[Alex Jones]]
			*[[Michael Avenatti]]

	== Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers ==		== Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers ==

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	{{~~Disease~~}}		{{psychology}}

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	{{~~Psychology~~}}		{{Disease}}

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			[[Image:hyperbolimia_secks.jpg\|center\|]]
			<center>''An example of two hyperbolimics attempting to mate.''</center>

	~~[[Image:hyperbolimia_secks.jpg\|left\|thumb\|Two hyperbolimia sufferers attempting to mate]]~~

	A medical/political condition affecting the sufferer's psyche. ~~Any number of the following symptoms may be observed in the hyperbolimic individual:~~		'''Hyberbolimia''' is a a [[medicine\|medical]]/[[political]] condition affecting the sufferer's psyche.

			The following symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:
	* Agape mouth and rolling eyes.		* Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
	* Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.		* Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.

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	~~[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]~~
			{{Psychology}}

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[[Image:hyperbolimia_secks.jpg|left|thumb|Two hyperbolimia sufferers attempting to mate]]

A medical/political condition affecting the sufferer's psyche. Any number of the following symptoms may be observed in the hyperbolimic individual:

* Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
* Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.
* Fragile self-esteem accompanied by the need for constant attention and/or admiration.
* Projectile lying (hyperboling) in public.
* Dismissive, contemptuous and always impatient. Often seen simultaneously stamping feet while ejecting a barrage of lies (hyperboles).
* The hyperbolimic is usually interpersonally exploitive i.e. Needs to abuse others to achieve it's own selfish ends.
* Described variously by ex-partners as "Having a whining, carping, grating voice" and, "Like a fucking jackhammer of misery, oh Jesus..."
* Gorges on sprouting truthiness for breakfast in order to regurgitate lies for lunch. The hyperbolimic then reheats the vomited concoction for dinner. This appetizing mash is then masticated further until finally sold to hungry [[Americans]] as McChicken McNuggets or 'hyperboles'.
* Hyperbolimics can be fat or thin or inbetween, not to be confused with people who worship skeletorism; those people suffer from a mentalist disorder called bulimia.
*Nasty.

== Famous hyperbolimics ==
*[[Ann Coulter]]
*[[Osama Bin Laden]]
*[[Michael Moore]]
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]

== Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers ==
*Talk Radio Camp Officer
*Gulag Host
*Media Whore
*Crying baby

[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]