HowToBasic - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: It is seventeen million, actually.

2026-01-16T18:56:17Z

It is seventeen million, actually.

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	{{achtung\|There are now ~~sixteen~~ million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}		{{achtung\|There are now seventeen million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}
	{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}		{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}
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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*{{~~ytuser~~\|HowToBasic}}		*{{yt\|u\|HowToBasic}}
	*{{facebook\|HowToBasic}}		*{{facebook\|HowToBasic}}
	*{{twitter\|HowToBasic}}		*{{twitter\|HowToBasic}}

imported>TrapUndFemboienjoyer at 03:37, 20 March 2022

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	{{achtung\|There are now ~~eight~~ million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}		{{achtung\|There are now sixteen million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}
	{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}		{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}
	[[File:howtobasic.jpg\|right\|180px]]		[[File:howtobasic.jpg\|right\|180px]]

imported>IvoRobotnik: /* See Also */

2018-08-12T11:09:20Z

imported>Ajit Pie: /* External Links */

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	{{YT}}		{{YT}}
			{{Australia}}
	{{Foods}}		{{Foods}}
	~~{{Australia}}~~
	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 16th & 17th, [[2014]]\|[[HowToBasic]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Kpop]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 16th & 17th, [[2014]]\|[[HowToBasic]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Kpop]]}}

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			{{Australia}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 16th & 17th, [[2014]]\|[[HowToBasic]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Kpop]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 16th & 17th, [[2014]]\|[[HowToBasic]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Kpop]]}}

imported>DarkLordTR at 20:05, 30 January 2018

2018-01-30T20:05:00Z

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	*Using sausage to compensate for his small dick		*Using sausage to compensate for his small dick
	*Shitting on the floor		*Shitting on the floor
	*[[Foot fetish\|Foot-fucking]] chicken carcasses by inserting his foot into the neck cavity and ~~sodomising~~ the squandered meat with it		*[[Foot fetish\|Foot-fucking]] chicken carcasses by inserting his foot into the neck cavity and sodomizing the squandered meat with it
	*Fingering a dead fish		*Fingering a dead fish
	*Likes to watch egg porn, obviously seen in every video of him using the internet(bookmarked, shows up in his url, etc).		*Likes to watch egg porn, obviously seen in every video of him using the internet(bookmarked, shows up in his url, etc).

imported>Schnitzel: /* See Also */

2018-01-30T17:46:19Z

imported>LIOD: Undo revision 1026443 by Exburb1a (talk)

2017-07-31T03:39:50Z

Undo revision 1026443 by Exburb1a (talk)

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	''HowToBasic'' proves that the sad pathetic individuals who watch this talentless [[Youtube]] channel really will watch anything that is not even remotely amusing. It has been rumored that at one point this massive [[faggot]] used to upload videos that somewhat resembled horrendous how-to tutorials for those who were dumb enough not to figure it out for themselves. The only problem? All those who watched said "tutorials" soon developed terminal cancer. Thus, these tutorials have since fallen into the void of obscurity.		''HowToBasic'' proves that the sad pathetic individuals who watch this talentless [[Youtube]] channel really will watch anything that is not even remotely amusing. It has been rumored that at one point this massive [[faggot]] used to upload videos that somewhat resembled horrendous how-to tutorials for those who were dumb enough not to figure it out for themselves. The only problem? All those who watched said "tutorials" soon developed terminal cancer. Thus, these tutorials have since fallen into the void of obscurity.

	In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, these so-called tutorials became increasingly short, uninteresting, and boring, [[Truth\|much like your sex life.]] These 'basic' tutorials included: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. ''HowToBasic'' realized how many idiots ~~(like [[Exurb1a]])~~ there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this absurd nonsense.		In order to reduce the amount of time and effort, these so-called tutorials became increasingly short, uninteresting, and boring, [[Truth\|much like your sex life.]] These 'basic' tutorials included: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. ''HowToBasic'' realized how many idiots there are on the internet, so he decided to make more of this absurd nonsense.

	However, he knew that it would get old really fast. So to stay relevant, he became a complete douche and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing and/or smashing it, perhaps try to compensate for all the times he was raped as a young boy. Or he could just have an intense food-sex fetish. [[Wishful thinking\|Let's hope we never find out.]]		However, he knew that it would get old really fast. So to stay relevant, he became a complete douche and did what he does today: waste tons of food (quite literally) by throwing and/or smashing it, perhaps try to compensate for all the times he was raped as a young boy. Or he could just have an intense food-sex fetish. [[Wishful thinking\|Let's hope we never find out.]]

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	{{achtung\|There are now ~~sixteen~~ million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}		{{achtung\|There are now seventeen million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}
	{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}		{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}
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	{{achtung\|There are now ~~eight~~ million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}		{{achtung\|There are now sixteen million retards that are subscribed to this manchild.<br> If this is where comedy is going, we are all doomed.}}
	{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}		{{天\|This person hails from the [[Lies\|absolutely great and totally not shitty country]] of [[Australia\|Ausfailia]]!\|Gay Australia Map.png\|200px\|Pink\|60%}}
	[[File:howtobasic.jpg\|right\|180px]]		[[File:howtobasic.jpg\|right\|180px]]

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	*[[Batshit insane]]		*[[Batshit insane]]
	*[[Sick fuck]]		*[[Sick fuck]]
			*[[Filthy Frank]] - Makes YouTube videos together sometimes.

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	*[[Eggs]]		*[[Eggs]]
	*[[Insane]]		*[[Insane]]
	*[[~~batshit~~ insane]]		*[[Batshit insane]]
	*[[~~sick~~ fuck]]		*[[Sick fuck]]

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