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The Shameow

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The Shameow

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	Writers for the show begin each work day by opening to a random page in a dictionary of rare medical anomalies and slamming one finger down on the page while blindfolded. Then they open a book of [[unfunny\|madlibs]] and giggle shit themselves to death because the script is actually [[copypasta]] it is a medical procedural drama (episodes are done following medical procedure, resulting in similarities between every episode) with said rare disease replaced every episode.		Writers for the show begin each work day by opening to a random page in a dictionary of rare medical anomalies and slamming one finger down on the page while blindfolded. Then they open a book of [[unfunny\|madlibs]] and giggle shit themselves to death because the script is actually [[copypasta]] it is a medical procedural drama (episodes are done following medical procedure, resulting in similarities between every episode) with said rare disease replaced every episode.

	The show revolves around an [[old]], [[cripple]]d, bitter, [[hater\|misanthropic]], [[Butthurt\|leghurt]], [[~~Drug~~\|Vicodin]] addicted shaman '''Gregory House M.D.''' and his team of [[1337]] disease [[h4x0r]]s at a [[Los Angeles\|New Jersey]] hospital. House's original team consisted of '''[[Nigger]]''', '''[[fag\|Chase]]''', and '''[[whore\|Cameron]]''', this latter supposedly loves the protagonist (a young woman is going to want a decrepit old man with Moai face... yeah, right...), but they all quit or were [[b&\|fired]] at the end of the 3rd season. However, they continue to [[lurk moar]] around the hospital and occasionally pop-up in episodes. House then rounded up a group of potential victims to fill the vacant spots and [[troll\|trolled]] the fuck out of them like they were on [[lol\|''Survivor'']]. In the end, House decided to keep '''#13''', because she fills Cameron's role as the hot chick on his team and is a [[bisexual]] [[slut]], Kumar, and some other guy named Jew, who got the role by being a filthy Semitic parasite. Additionally, Foreman is back on the team, most likely due to [[affirmative action]]. No, It was because House thought that Foreman was good at breaking into houses because he was black. '''RLY!''' His boss, '''Dr. Cuddy''', is a [[pro-ana]] [[16 year old girl]] pretending to be a [[MILF\|45-year-old woman]] who won't let House [[I'd hit it\|hit it]]. But that's okay, because they already did it when they were in [[college]]. However, there is some hope, as in the 7th episode in season 5, House and Cuddy start to make out, but House, being the faggot that he is, leaves after five seconds of tongue kissing. In the penultimate episode of season 5. He alone insanely imagined having sex with Cuddy, and since he's obviously off his rocker now, she took him to Wilson, his one, true love.		The show revolves around an [[old]], [[cripple]]d, bitter, [[hater\|misanthropic]], [[Butthurt\|leghurt]], [[Opioids\|Vicodin]] addicted shaman '''Gregory House M.D.''' and his team of [[1337]] disease [[h4x0r]]s at a [[Los Angeles\|New Jersey]] hospital. House's original team consisted of '''[[Nigger]]''', '''[[fag\|Chase]]''', and '''[[whore\|Cameron]]''', this latter supposedly loves the protagonist (a young woman is going to want a decrepit old man with Moai face... yeah, right...), but they all quit or were [[b&\|fired]] at the end of the 3rd season. However, they continue to [[lurk moar]] around the hospital and occasionally pop-up in episodes. House then rounded up a group of potential victims to fill the vacant spots and [[troll\|trolled]] the fuck out of them like they were on [[lol\|''Survivor'']]. In the end, House decided to keep '''#13''', because she fills Cameron's role as the hot chick on his team and is a [[bisexual]] [[slut]], Kumar, and some other guy named Jew, who got the role by being a filthy Semitic parasite. Additionally, Foreman is back on the team, most likely due to [[affirmative action]]. No, It was because House thought that Foreman was good at breaking into houses because he was black. '''RLY!''' His boss, '''Dr. Cuddy''', is a [[pro-ana]] [[16 year old girl]] pretending to be a [[MILF\|45-year-old woman]] who won't let House [[I'd hit it\|hit it]]. But that's okay, because they already did it when they were in [[college]]. However, there is some hope, as in the 7th episode in season 5, House and Cuddy start to make out, but House, being the faggot that he is, leaves after five seconds of tongue kissing. In the penultimate episode of season 5. He alone insanely imagined having sex with Cuddy, and since he's obviously off his rocker now, she took him to Wilson, his one, true love.

	Then there's House's [[lie\|best friend]] and the [[boring\|sole voice of reason]] at the hospital, '''Dr. Wilson''', whose personal life is [[moar]] fucked up than all the others combined <u>because</u> he's the [[TL;DR\|sole voice of reason]] at a loony bin. Also because he's a Jew - in case anyone missed the spoiler in the pilot, they made it easy to remember by giving him the full name [[Shit_bricks\|'''J'''ames '''E'''van '''W'''ilson]] (which has got to be the [[WASP]]iest and ''least'' Jewish name in the history of Jewry). Recently, Wilson has took up with '''Amber''', a [[Shit nobody cares about\|minor]] [[chubby]] character, and one of the [[You fail it\|losing]] contestants in House's reality show used to replace his old team. After Amber dies, season 5 began, where Wilson is all [[butthurt]] about the cutthroat bitch's [[death]] that he [[ex gay\|broke up]] with House and deleted him from his [[friends list]]... but a few weeks later, suffering [[troll's remorse]] and [[basement dweller\|still unemployed]], he [[buttsex\|accepts House as his friend again]]. [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] kills Kumar and the series and the show goes boring but with [[lie\|good rating]], Wilson's schizophrenic [[shotacon\|baby brother]] comes up a few times as a convenient plot device, but he's yet to be seen onscreen.		Then there's House's [[lie\|best friend]] and the [[boring\|sole voice of reason]] at the hospital, '''Dr. Wilson''', whose personal life is [[moar]] fucked up than all the others combined <u>because</u> he's the [[TL;DR\|sole voice of reason]] at a loony bin. Also because he's a Jew - in case anyone missed the spoiler in the pilot, they made it easy to remember by giving him the full name [[Shit_bricks\|'''J'''ames '''E'''van '''W'''ilson]] (which has got to be the [[WASP]]iest and ''least'' Jewish name in the history of Jewry). Recently, Wilson has took up with '''Amber''', a [[Shit nobody cares about\|minor]] [[chubby]] character, and one of the [[You fail it\|losing]] contestants in House's reality show used to replace his old team. After Amber dies, season 5 began, where Wilson is all [[butthurt]] about the cutthroat bitch's [[death]] that he [[ex gay\|broke up]] with House and deleted him from his [[friends list]]... but a few weeks later, suffering [[troll's remorse]] and [[basement dweller\|still unemployed]], he [[buttsex\|accepts House as his friend again]]. [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] kills Kumar and the series and the show goes boring but with [[lie\|good rating]], Wilson's schizophrenic [[shotacon\|baby brother]] comes up a few times as a convenient plot device, but he's yet to be seen onscreen.

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	{{Spoiler\|Kutner kills himself, Thirteen has Huntington's, House is now a fucking schizophrenic, Wilson Get's Cancer, House fucks Cuddy as therapy, House drives a car into Cuddy's house and runs off to Mexico\|/spoiler}}		{{Spoiler\|Kutner kills himself, Thirteen has Huntington's, House is now a fucking schizophrenic, Wilson Get's Cancer, House fucks Cuddy as therapy, House drives a car into Cuddy's house and runs off to Mexico\|/spoiler}}
	[[Image:mill-house-MD.jpg\|thumb\|[[Milhouse\|Mil-House]]]]		[[Image:mill-house-MD.jpg\|thumb\|[[Milhouse\|Mil-House]]]]
	[[Image:HouseStretch.jpg\|thumb\|Wake up and smell the [[~~drug~~\|Vicodin!]]]]		[[Image:HouseStretch.jpg\|thumb\|Wake up and smell the [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin!]]]]
	:''See also: [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin]]		:''See also: [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin]]

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

imported>IvoRobotnik: IvoRobotnik moved page House II: The Second Story to House over redirect: revert

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imported>PooPooFace: PooPooFace moved page House to House II: The Second Story

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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imported>CockStroked at 06:15, 4 July 2017

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	{{cg\|[[~~Pun~~\|House Shopping]]\|housegallery\|center\|<gallery>Image:Housecast.jpg\|Another picture of the cast.		{{cg\|[[Fan\|House]] [[Aspie\|Shopping]]\|housegallery\|center\|<gallery>Image:Housecast.jpg\|Another picture of the cast.
	Image:House1.jpg\|Some things can't be saved.		Image:House1.jpg\|Some things can't be saved.
	Image:Wtf.gif\|House is a buffet of manliness.		Image:Wtf.gif\|House is a buffet of manliness.

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	Writers for the show begin each work day by opening to a random page in a dictionary of rare medical anomalies and slamming one finger down on the page while blindfolded. Then they open a book of [[unfunny\|madlibs]] and giggle shit themselves to death because the script is actually [[copypasta]] it is a medical procedural drama (episodes are done following medical procedure, resulting in similarities between every episode) with said rare disease replaced every episode.		Writers for the show begin each work day by opening to a random page in a dictionary of rare medical anomalies and slamming one finger down on the page while blindfolded. Then they open a book of [[unfunny\|madlibs]] and giggle shit themselves to death because the script is actually [[copypasta]] it is a medical procedural drama (episodes are done following medical procedure, resulting in similarities between every episode) with said rare disease replaced every episode.

	The show revolves around an [[old]], [[cripple]]d, bitter, [[hater\|misanthropic]], [[Butthurt\|leghurt]], [[~~Drug~~\|Vicodin]] addicted shaman '''Gregory House M.D.''' and his team of [[1337]] disease [[h4x0r]]s at a [[Los Angeles\|New Jersey]] hospital. House's original team consisted of '''[[Nigger]]''', '''[[fag\|Chase]]''', and '''[[whore\|Cameron]]''', this latter supposedly loves the protagonist (a young woman is going to want a decrepit old man with Moai face... yeah, right...), but they all quit or were [[b&\|fired]] at the end of the 3rd season. However, they continue to [[lurk moar]] around the hospital and occasionally pop-up in episodes. House then rounded up a group of potential victims to fill the vacant spots and [[troll\|trolled]] the fuck out of them like they were on [[lol\|''Survivor'']]. In the end, House decided to keep '''#13''', because she fills Cameron's role as the hot chick on his team and is a [[bisexual]] [[slut]], Kumar, and some other guy named Jew, who got the role by being a filthy Semitic parasite. Additionally, Foreman is back on the team, most likely due to [[affirmative action]]. No, It was because House thought that Foreman was good at breaking into houses because he was black. '''RLY!''' His boss, '''Dr. Cuddy''', is a [[pro-ana]] [[16 year old girl]] pretending to be a [[MILF\|45-year-old woman]] who won't let House [[I'd hit it\|hit it]]. But that's okay, because they already did it when they were in [[college]]. However, there is some hope, as in the 7th episode in season 5, House and Cuddy start to make out, but House, being the faggot that he is, leaves after five seconds of tongue kissing. In the penultimate episode of season 5. He alone insanely imagined having sex with Cuddy, and since he's obviously off his rocker now, she took him to Wilson, his one, true love.		The show revolves around an [[old]], [[cripple]]d, bitter, [[hater\|misanthropic]], [[Butthurt\|leghurt]], [[Opioids\|Vicodin]] addicted shaman '''Gregory House M.D.''' and his team of [[1337]] disease [[h4x0r]]s at a [[Los Angeles\|New Jersey]] hospital. House's original team consisted of '''[[Nigger]]''', '''[[fag\|Chase]]''', and '''[[whore\|Cameron]]''', this latter supposedly loves the protagonist (a young woman is going to want a decrepit old man with Moai face... yeah, right...), but they all quit or were [[b&\|fired]] at the end of the 3rd season. However, they continue to [[lurk moar]] around the hospital and occasionally pop-up in episodes. House then rounded up a group of potential victims to fill the vacant spots and [[troll\|trolled]] the fuck out of them like they were on [[lol\|''Survivor'']]. In the end, House decided to keep '''#13''', because she fills Cameron's role as the hot chick on his team and is a [[bisexual]] [[slut]], Kumar, and some other guy named Jew, who got the role by being a filthy Semitic parasite. Additionally, Foreman is back on the team, most likely due to [[affirmative action]]. No, It was because House thought that Foreman was good at breaking into houses because he was black. '''RLY!''' His boss, '''Dr. Cuddy''', is a [[pro-ana]] [[16 year old girl]] pretending to be a [[MILF\|45-year-old woman]] who won't let House [[I'd hit it\|hit it]]. But that's okay, because they already did it when they were in [[college]]. However, there is some hope, as in the 7th episode in season 5, House and Cuddy start to make out, but House, being the faggot that he is, leaves after five seconds of tongue kissing. In the penultimate episode of season 5. He alone insanely imagined having sex with Cuddy, and since he's obviously off his rocker now, she took him to Wilson, his one, true love.

	Then there's House's [[lie\|best friend]] and the [[boring\|sole voice of reason]] at the hospital, '''Dr. Wilson''', whose personal life is [[moar]] fucked up than all the others combined <u>because</u> he's the [[TL;DR\|sole voice of reason]] at a loony bin. Also because he's a Jew - in case anyone missed the spoiler in the pilot, they made it easy to remember by giving him the full name [[Shit_bricks\|'''J'''ames '''E'''van '''W'''ilson]] (which has got to be the [[WASP]]iest and ''least'' Jewish name in the history of Jewry). Recently, Wilson has took up with '''Amber''', a [[Shit nobody cares about\|minor]] [[chubby]] character, and one of the [[You fail it\|losing]] contestants in House's reality show used to replace his old team. After Amber dies, season 5 began, where Wilson is all [[butthurt]] about the cutthroat bitch's [[death]] that he [[ex gay\|broke up]] with House and deleted him from his [[friends list]]... but a few weeks later, suffering [[troll's remorse]] and [[basement dweller\|still unemployed]], he [[buttsex\|accepts House as his friend again]]. [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] kills Kumar and the series and the show goes boring but with [[lie\|good rating]], Wilson's schizophrenic [[shotacon\|baby brother]] comes up a few times as a convenient plot device, but he's yet to be seen onscreen.		Then there's House's [[lie\|best friend]] and the [[boring\|sole voice of reason]] at the hospital, '''Dr. Wilson''', whose personal life is [[moar]] fucked up than all the others combined <u>because</u> he's the [[TL;DR\|sole voice of reason]] at a loony bin. Also because he's a Jew - in case anyone missed the spoiler in the pilot, they made it easy to remember by giving him the full name [[Shit_bricks\|'''J'''ames '''E'''van '''W'''ilson]] (which has got to be the [[WASP]]iest and ''least'' Jewish name in the history of Jewry). Recently, Wilson has took up with '''Amber''', a [[Shit nobody cares about\|minor]] [[chubby]] character, and one of the [[You fail it\|losing]] contestants in House's reality show used to replace his old team. After Amber dies, season 5 began, where Wilson is all [[butthurt]] about the cutthroat bitch's [[death]] that he [[ex gay\|broke up]] with House and deleted him from his [[friends list]]... but a few weeks later, suffering [[troll's remorse]] and [[basement dweller\|still unemployed]], he [[buttsex\|accepts House as his friend again]]. [[Barack Obama\|Obama]] kills Kumar and the series and the show goes boring but with [[lie\|good rating]], Wilson's schizophrenic [[shotacon\|baby brother]] comes up a few times as a convenient plot device, but he's yet to be seen onscreen.

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	{{Spoiler\|Kutner kills himself, Thirteen has Huntington's, House is now a fucking schizophrenic, Wilson Get's Cancer, House fucks Cuddy as therapy, House drives a car into Cuddy's house and runs off to Mexico\|/spoiler}}		{{Spoiler\|Kutner kills himself, Thirteen has Huntington's, House is now a fucking schizophrenic, Wilson Get's Cancer, House fucks Cuddy as therapy, House drives a car into Cuddy's house and runs off to Mexico\|/spoiler}}
	[[Image:mill-house-MD.jpg\|thumb\|[[Milhouse\|Mil-House]]]]		[[Image:mill-house-MD.jpg\|thumb\|[[Milhouse\|Mil-House]]]]
	[[Image:HouseStretch.jpg\|thumb\|Wake up and smell the [[~~drug~~\|Vicodin!]]]]		[[Image:HouseStretch.jpg\|thumb\|Wake up and smell the [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin!]]]]
	:''See also: [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin]]		:''See also: [[Opioids#Vicodin\|Vicodin]]

House - Revision history

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 32 (talk) to last revision by imported>IDeserveAnswers

Edgar181's sock puppet 32 at 14:14, 22 August 2024

imported>IDeserveAnswers: /* The Shameow */

imported>IDeserveAnswers: /* The Shameow */

imported>IDeserveAnswers at 22:25, 10 August 2022

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

imported>IvoRobotnik: IvoRobotnik moved page House II: The Second Story to House over redirect: revert

imported>PooPooFace: PooPooFace moved page House to House II: The Second Story

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

imported>CockStroked at 06:15, 4 July 2017