Hawkee - Revision history

imported>Uberfukken at 04:16, 13 March 2019

2019-03-13T04:16:00Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:16, 13 March 2019
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	{{Web2.0}}		{{Web2.0}}
			{{softwarez}}
	[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] {{Sites}} [[Category:Subcultures]][[Category:Social Media]]		[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] {{Sites}} [[Category:Subcultures]][[Category:Social Media]]

imported>AbominableIntelligence: /* [http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/6709/ The Encyclopedia Dramatica Script] */domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs (3)

2017-03-24T00:19:17Z

[http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/6709/ The Encyclopedia Dramatica Script]: domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs (3)

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:19, 24 March 2017
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	$1-2 Searching........		$1-2 Searching........
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
	}		}
	alias -l dramaticaR {		alias -l dramaticaR {
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
	}		}
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	if (!$sockerr) {		if (!$sockerr) {
	sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0		sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
	sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.se		sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.rs
	sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf		sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
	}		}

imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:42:58Z

teaching bitches how to swim

← Older revision	Revision as of 06:42, 11 February 2014
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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:42:58Z

teaching bitches how to swim

← Older revision	Revision as of 06:42, 11 February 2014
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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:42:58Z

teaching bitches how to swim

← Older revision	Revision as of 06:42, 11 February 2014
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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:42:58Z

teaching bitches how to swim

← Older revision		Revision as of 06:42, 11 February 2014
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	[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] ~~[[Category:~~Sites]] [[Category:Subcultures]][[Category:Social Media]]		[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] {{Sites}} [[Category:Subcultures]][[Category:Social Media]]

imported>Mr Jonzz: missing images concealed

2014-01-07T02:36:06Z

missing images concealed

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:36, 7 January 2014
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	<center>[[File:Hawkee1.jpg]]</center>		{{pixplz}}
	[[File:Hawkee5.jpg\|thumb\|Hawkee himself. Pay no attention to the pasty, flabby arms.]]		<!--<center>[[File:Hawkee1.jpg]]</center>-->
			<!--[[File:Hawkee5.jpg\|thumb\|Hawkee himself. Pay no attention to the pasty, flabby arms.]]-->
	'''Hawkee''' claims to be a "social platform" where thousands of users can share code, track technology, build computers, and review "mechanisms" that they feel important to their community. What Hawkee really is, is a forum made up of about 20 skilled nerds and about 100 retards asking for help. The only portion of the site that gets any hits is the mIRC scripting section, and in that section most of the scripts don't work unless one of three people (Hawkee himself included) was the original author of the script.		'''Hawkee''' claims to be a "social platform" where thousands of users can share code, track technology, build computers, and review "mechanisms" that they feel important to their community. What Hawkee really is, is a forum made up of about 20 skilled nerds and about 100 retards asking for help. The only portion of the site that gets any hits is the mIRC scripting section, and in that section most of the scripts don't work unless one of three people (Hawkee himself included) was the original author of the script.

	==History==		==History==
	[[File:Hawkee4.png\|thumb\|Some of the retardery you can expect.]]		<!--[[File:Hawkee4.png\|thumb\|Some of the retardery you can expect.]]-->
	Scott Aikin, Hawkee founder, PHP/mySQL developer, and amateur photographer is the head nerd who leads up a cast of social rejects who are pasty white fatbodies who haven't seen the light of day in several years.		Scott Aikin, Hawkee founder, PHP/mySQL developer, and amateur photographer is the head nerd who leads up a cast of social rejects who are pasty white fatbodies who haven't seen the light of day in several years.

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	==The Site==		==The Site==
	{{Warning\|Hawkee is incredibly slow, clicking on direct links to the site can result in drowsiness, boredom, and Internet rage.}}		{{Warning\|Hawkee is incredibly slow, clicking on direct links to the site can result in drowsiness, boredom, and Internet rage.}}
	[[File:Hawkee2.jpg\|thumb\|Talk about an exercise in futility!]]		<!--[[File:Hawkee2.jpg\|thumb\|Talk about an exercise in futility!]]-->
	All in all, the site wouldn't even be around if it weren't for the mIRC snippets hosted there. As for the other scripting sections found on Hawkee...well, nobody really cares about adding PHP codes to their [[Facebook]] sites and nobody wants a "Quick Search of Hawkee Ruby scripts" application for their phone, so most of the site goes unused. The main reason those sections are around at all is to give a soapbox for a few nerds where they can post mundane scripts that only rocket scientists would find useful.		All in all, the site wouldn't even be around if it weren't for the mIRC snippets hosted there. As for the other scripting sections found on Hawkee...well, nobody really cares about adding PHP codes to their [[Facebook]] sites and nobody wants a "Quick Search of Hawkee Ruby scripts" application for their phone, so most of the site goes unused. The main reason those sections are around at all is to give a soapbox for a few nerds where they can post mundane scripts that only rocket scientists would find useful.

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	==The Forum==		==The Forum==
	[[File:Hawkee3.png\|thumb\|Hey guys! Look at my kewl scriptz...]]		<!--[[File:Hawkee3.png\|thumb\|Hey guys! Look at my kewl scriptz...]]
	[[File:Hawkee6.gif\|thumb\|An example of some of the "art" found on Hawkee.]]		[[File:Hawkee6.gif\|thumb\|An example of some of the "art" found on Hawkee.]]-->
	{{quote\|You go to the snippet request forum and ask, in great detail, for a script to run your MMORPG bot...and they give you a bunch of trouble. Hey Hawkee, nobody cares! Nobody wants to learn your stupid scripting language and do this crap on their own...especially when we have such a great resource as the code monkeys who hang out on your forum, waiting to impress us with their ability to make pictures with mIRC...\|A fan}}		{{quote\|You go to the snippet request forum and ask, in great detail, for a script to run your MMORPG bot...and they give you a bunch of trouble. Hey Hawkee, nobody cares! Nobody wants to learn your stupid scripting language and do this crap on their own...especially when we have such a great resource as the code monkeys who hang out on your forum, waiting to impress us with their ability to make pictures with mIRC...\|A fan}}

imported>MilanorTSW: ch to se

2012-03-22T12:58:32Z

ch to se

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:58, 22 March 2012
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	$1-2 Searching........		$1-2 Searching........
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
	}		}
	alias -l dramaticaR {		alias -l dramaticaR {
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
	}		}
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	if (!$sockerr) {		if (!$sockerr) {
	sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0		sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
	sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.ch		sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.se
	sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf		sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
	}		}

imported>SheepBot: Adding Category:Social Media

2011-10-27T17:47:12Z

Adding Category:Social Media

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:47, 27 October 2011
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	[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] [[Category:Sites]] [[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] [[Category:Sites]] [[Category:Subcultures]][[Category:Social Media]]

imported>Dildo Baggins: Changing all mention of encylopediadramatica.com to encylopediadramatica.ch

2011-05-11T20:35:14Z

Changing all mention of encylopediadramatica.com to encylopediadramatica.ch

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:35, 11 May 2011
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	<center>[[File:Hawkee1.jpg]]</center>		<center>[[File:Hawkee1.jpg]]</center>
	[[File:Hawkee5.jpg\|thumb\|Hawkee himself. Pay no attention to the pasty, flabby arms.]]		[[File:Hawkee5.jpg\|thumb\|Hawkee himself. Pay no attention to the pasty, flabby arms.]]
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	$1-2 Searching........		$1-2 Searching........
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~ 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
	}		}
	alias -l dramaticaR {		alias -l dramaticaR {
	var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)		var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
	sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~ 80		sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
	sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)		sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
	}		}
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	if (!$sockerr) {		if (!$sockerr) {
	sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0		sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
	sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~		sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.ch
	sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf		sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
	}		}