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Hagger's Legacy

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Hagger's Legacy

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2012-03-29T17:09:09Z

Hagger's Legacy

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imported>DekoMan91: /* Hagger's Legacy */

2012-03-29T17:09:09Z

Hagger's Legacy

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	His original legacy, which began on the FA of the day, has wasted much of the wikipedos time. Now, as a precautionary, they put all templates used in the FA of the day (and the one for [[last thursday\|tomorrow]]) onto a protected page, which then prevents Hagger and his followers from editing the articles. This will always [[fail]], because Hagger will change from one tactic to the next and [[rape]] you in the ass.		His original legacy, which began on the FA of the day, has wasted much of the wikipedos time. Now, as a precautionary, they put all templates used in the FA of the day (and the one for [[last thursday\|tomorrow]]) onto a protected page, which then prevents Hagger and his followers from editing the articles. This will always [[fail]], because Hagger will change from one tactic to the next and [[rape]] you in the ass.

	Due to a recent wave of hard-hitting template vandalism, making high-profile [[article]]s that are transcluded from templates that Hagger vandalises, the [[Wikipedo]]s have suggested semiprotecting the entire template namespace by default. However, this seems set not to go ahead, and Wikipedia will remain [[exploitable]], and [[NawlinWiki]] will have to continue to do his [[slavery\|dirty work]] manually. This is only for the English Wikipedia, though and as Hagger has already demonstrated he can hit other wikis, but hit them [[9000 times]] harder.		Due to a recent wave of hard-hitting template vandalism, making high-profile [[article]]s that are transcluded from templates that Hagger vandalises, the [[Wikipedo]]s have suggested semiprotecting the entire template namespace by default. However, this seems set not to go ahead, and Wikipedia will remain [[exploitable]], and [[NawlinWiki]] will have to continue to do his [[slavery\|dirty work]] manually. This is only for the English Wikipedia, though and as Hagger has already demonstrated he can hit other wikis, but hit them [[Over 9000\|9000 times]] harder.

	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==

imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Meepsheep

2011-10-31T20:25:13Z

Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Meepsheep

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imported>H64: replacing :category:People with template:Slept with rubberduc

2011-10-31T07:30:52Z

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imported>Meepsheep: moving category

2011-07-22T16:47:26Z

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imported>Meepsheep at 21:34, 27 May 2011

2011-05-27T21:34:34Z

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imported>Meepsheep at 06:01, 22 May 2011

2011-05-22T06:01:37Z

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	{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}		{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}
	{{masturbator}}		{{masturbator}}
	{{eduser\|Hagger?}}		{{eduser\|Hagger}}
	[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]		[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]
	[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]		[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]

imported>Hagger?: The original glorious version

2011-04-18T08:27:51Z

The original glorious version

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			{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}
			{{masturbator}}
			{{eduser\|Hagger?}}
			[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]
			[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]
			'''Hagger''', also known as '''[[Grawp]]'s brother''', claims to be a "contributor" to Wikipedia while vandalising it at the same time. He started vandalising Wikipedia on 28 March 2008 and is still active today across the [[internets]]. Despite expectation Hagger got his initial inspiration for vandalism from [[User:Albertluque\|Albertluque]] on 24 March 2008, not from his brother Grawp, although Albertluque was himself copying [[Grawp]]. He is also the most worthless piece of shit to have ever contributed to [[ED]], and gives Rubeus Hagrid a bad name. He originally edited ED under the username Hagger then got [[banned]] for "posting links to child porn", then finally changed to Hagger? (the current Hagger). His brother, Grawp, is [[over 9000]] times better than this [[ad hominem\|bag of capybara menstrual fluid]]. Unlike Grawp, Hagger is a non page-moving [[13-year-old boy]], who specialises in template vandalism, often on obscure non-English wikis that nobody fucking visits anyway - especially not [[The child in Africa\|these fuckers]]. Hagger has a life long hatred for wikifag MBisanz as shown in his image vandalism. The reason for his hatred towards the fat fuck bureaucratic piece of shit that looks like a pig with diet problems is unknown and is most likely something he will take to the [[porn\|grave]]. Hagger is also an extreme [[racist]], and will freely admit to this and the racist theme is common throughout his vandalism.

			== Hagger's Legacy ==
			[[Image:Hagger hits the Polish Wikipedia FA of the day , 25 July 2008.png\|thumb\|right\|Hagger's current record of template vandalism is one hour 14 minutes on the Polish Wikipedia's ''FA of the day'']]
			[[Image:Hagrid fang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Hagger [[alcohol\|chilling]] with his cowardly pet.]]
			His original legacy, which began on the FA of the day, has wasted much of the wikipedos time. Now, as a precautionary, they put all templates used in the FA of the day (and the one for [[last thursday\|tomorrow]]) onto a protected page, which then prevents Hagger and his followers from editing the articles. This will always [[fail]], because Hagger will change from one tactic to the next and [[rape]] you in the ass.

			Due to a recent wave of hard-hitting template vandalism, making high-profile [[article]]s that are transcluded from templates that Hagger vandalises, the [[Wikipedo]]s have suggested semiprotecting the entire template namespace by default. However, this seems set not to go ahead, and Wikipedia will remain [[exploitable]], and [[NawlinWiki]] will have to continue to do his [[slavery\|dirty work]] manually. This is only for the English Wikipedia, though and as Hagger has already demonstrated he can hit other wikis, but hit them [[9000 times]] harder.

			== Quotes ==
			[[Image:Template vandalism screenshot.png\|thumb\|Hagger's vandalised [[Wikipedia:Template:EditionPoints\|Template:EditionPoints]] on Wikipedia. The screenshot is of the FA of the day, which remained like that for 17 minutes]]
			[[Image:Haggeran.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Instead of [[Wikipedia:WP:DENY\|denying recognition]], they want Hagger's style of vandalism to be recognised at the [[tabloid\|Wikipedia Signpost]] now. NB: Hagger didn't do this act of template vandalism.]]
			[[Image:Azerbaijan Wikipedia Main Page 23 July 2008.png\|thumb\|left\|This was on the Azerbaijan Wikipedia's main page for half an hour, thanks to Hagger!]]
			[[Image:Bisanz9.jpg\|thumb\|Whilst [[ByAppointmentTo]] thought this image was fucking ugly, and didn't like the penis with the face drawn onto it either, Hagger replied: "[[sarcasm\|I think it's rather sexy]]!"]]
			[[Image:Hagger page moves.png\|thumb\|left\|Hagger has a go at personal-attack-page-moves against Realist2]]
			{{quote\| Muhammad raped little children, and he was a known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshipped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Muslims are terrorists and should be shot. Allah doesn't exist.\|The height of Hagger's intellectual discourse.}}

			{{quote\|He's getting smarter.\|[[Wikipedia:User:Kwsn\|Kwsn]], 11 July 2008}}

			{{quote\|Epic win! I saw you hitting a few templates, as well brother!\|Hagger giving praise to his brother, [[Grawp]] while being [[Buttsecks\|fucked from behind]].}}

			{{quote\|By the way... what the hell have I got to do with Avril Lavinge??\|Hagger denying the fact that he's the [[Avril Lavigne vandal\|Avril Langrine vandal]]}}

			{{quote\|sir, u are a god, wud it be possible to buy a photo of ur godly feet\|Hagger's negro slave [[sick fuck\|ass-licking]]}}

			{{quote\|Well I'm going out for a few hours anyway, this is doing my nut in a little, I'm trying to work ya no. Can't we like move protect me and the article the articles I work on or something.\|Realist2 after being confronted by Hagger's personal army}}

			{{quote\|My friend, I wonder how tight is your shitty, white ass? Listen, let's meet so that I could dig deep in your filthy, shitty, tight, white ass.\|[http://uk.youtube.com/user/AllahElijah AllahElijah]}}

			{{quote\|Your name is Matthew Grayling (nickname is Hogan), your birthday is on March 14, 2009 (making you 17), you live in Slough, you are Scottish, and you claim to be bisexual (LOL!), if I correctly recall.\|[[Grawp]], 15 March 2009}}

			==Gallery==
			Any [[moar]] vandalism screenshots go here to avoid making the page [[shit]] and [[fail\|unreadable]] (oh, the [[irony]]).
			<center>
			<gallery caption="Screenshots of vandalism" perrow="4" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto">
			Image:Hagger hits Exmoor, FA of the day, 24 July 2008.png\|No matter how hard [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG\|they try]] to stop Hagger, he will [[fact\|always prevail]]
			Image:Hagger hits the Dutch Wikipedia Main Page, 25 July 2008.png\|Hagger hits the [[sick fuck\|Dutch]] Wikipedia's Main Page – [[Epic win\|the sixth largest language Wikipedia]]
			Image:Hagger uses Goatse table backwards in Hebrew.png\|Hagger hits the [[JEWS DID WTC\|Hebrew Wikipedia]] with Goatse.
			Image:Hiwhispees.jpg\|[[User:Hiwhispees\|Not Hagger]].
			Image:Hagger at the noticeboard.jpg\|Moar drama.
			Image:Metapedia.jpg\|Hagger hits the main page of [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Metapedia], the [[Stormfront]] wiki!
			</gallery>
			</center>

			==Where is Hagger Today?==
			He's editing Wikipedia of course and contributes to articles about [[Britfag]] geography articles and suchlike. He still has no desire to become an admin or suck up to the admins, though.
			*On 4 July, his brother [[Grawp]] launched a series of attacks against her dearest brother Hagger by using /b/tards as meatpuppets. Grawp's future dwindles following his recent rejection from the ED community.

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Trying Too Hard]]
	{{wikipedos}}		{{wikipedos}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

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	{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}		{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}
	{{masturbator}}		{{masturbator}}
	{{eduser\|Hagger?}}		{{eduser\|Hagger}}
	[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]		[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]
	[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]		[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]

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			{{spoiler\|text=Hagger is [[Grawp]]'s half-brother?}}
			{{masturbator}}
			{{eduser\|Hagger?}}
			[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Richard Stallman\|Hagger?]]]]
			[[Image:Yall niggas hagger.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The Hagger meme reaches its logical conclusion.]]
			'''Hagger''', also known as '''[[Grawp]]'s brother''', claims to be a "contributor" to Wikipedia while vandalising it at the same time. He started vandalising Wikipedia on 28 March 2008 and is still active today across the [[internets]]. Despite expectation Hagger got his initial inspiration for vandalism from [[User:Albertluque\|Albertluque]] on 24 March 2008, not from his brother Grawp, although Albertluque was himself copying [[Grawp]]. He is also the most worthless piece of shit to have ever contributed to [[ED]], and gives Rubeus Hagrid a bad name. He originally edited ED under the username Hagger then got [[banned]] for "posting links to child porn", then finally changed to Hagger? (the current Hagger). His brother, Grawp, is [[over 9000]] times better than this [[ad hominem\|bag of capybara menstrual fluid]]. Unlike Grawp, Hagger is a non page-moving [[13-year-old boy]], who specialises in template vandalism, often on obscure non-English wikis that nobody fucking visits anyway - especially not [[The child in Africa\|these fuckers]]. Hagger has a life long hatred for wikifag MBisanz as shown in his image vandalism. The reason for his hatred towards the fat fuck bureaucratic piece of shit that looks like a pig with diet problems is unknown and is most likely something he will take to the [[porn\|grave]]. Hagger is also an extreme [[racist]], and will freely admit to this and the racist theme is common throughout his vandalism.

			== Hagger's Legacy ==
			[[Image:Hagger hits the Polish Wikipedia FA of the day , 25 July 2008.png\|thumb\|right\|Hagger's current record of template vandalism is one hour 14 minutes on the Polish Wikipedia's ''FA of the day'']]
			[[Image:Hagrid fang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Hagger [[alcohol\|chilling]] with his cowardly pet.]]
			His original legacy, which began on the FA of the day, has wasted much of the wikipedos time. Now, as a precautionary, they put all templates used in the FA of the day (and the one for [[last thursday\|tomorrow]]) onto a protected page, which then prevents Hagger and his followers from editing the articles. This will always [[fail]], because Hagger will change from one tactic to the next and [[rape]] you in the ass.

			Due to a recent wave of hard-hitting template vandalism, making high-profile [[article]]s that are transcluded from templates that Hagger vandalises, the [[Wikipedo]]s have suggested semiprotecting the entire template namespace by default. However, this seems set not to go ahead, and Wikipedia will remain [[exploitable]], and [[NawlinWiki]] will have to continue to do his [[slavery\|dirty work]] manually. This is only for the English Wikipedia, though and as Hagger has already demonstrated he can hit other wikis, but hit them [[9000 times]] harder.

			== Quotes ==
			[[Image:Template vandalism screenshot.png\|thumb\|Hagger's vandalised [[Wikipedia:Template:EditionPoints\|Template:EditionPoints]] on Wikipedia. The screenshot is of the FA of the day, which remained like that for 17 minutes]]
			[[Image:Haggeran.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Instead of [[Wikipedia:WP:DENY\|denying recognition]], they want Hagger's style of vandalism to be recognised at the [[tabloid\|Wikipedia Signpost]] now. NB: Hagger didn't do this act of template vandalism.]]
			[[Image:Azerbaijan Wikipedia Main Page 23 July 2008.png\|thumb\|left\|This was on the Azerbaijan Wikipedia's main page for half an hour, thanks to Hagger!]]
			[[Image:Bisanz9.jpg\|thumb\|Whilst [[ByAppointmentTo]] thought this image was fucking ugly, and didn't like the penis with the face drawn onto it either, Hagger replied: "[[sarcasm\|I think it's rather sexy]]!"]]
			[[Image:Hagger page moves.png\|thumb\|left\|Hagger has a go at personal-attack-page-moves against Realist2]]
			{{quote\| Muhammad raped little children, and he was a known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshipped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Muslims are terrorists and should be shot. Allah doesn't exist.\|The height of Hagger's intellectual discourse.}}

			{{quote\|He's getting smarter.\|[[Wikipedia:User:Kwsn\|Kwsn]], 11 July 2008}}

			{{quote\|Epic win! I saw you hitting a few templates, as well brother!\|Hagger giving praise to his brother, [[Grawp]] while being [[Buttsecks\|fucked from behind]].}}

			{{quote\|By the way... what the hell have I got to do with Avril Lavinge??\|Hagger denying the fact that he's the [[Avril Lavigne vandal\|Avril Langrine vandal]]}}

			{{quote\|sir, u are a god, wud it be possible to buy a photo of ur godly feet\|Hagger's negro slave [[sick fuck\|ass-licking]]}}

			{{quote\|Well I'm going out for a few hours anyway, this is doing my nut in a little, I'm trying to work ya no. Can't we like move protect me and the article the articles I work on or something.\|Realist2 after being confronted by Hagger's personal army}}

			{{quote\|My friend, I wonder how tight is your shitty, white ass? Listen, let's meet so that I could dig deep in your filthy, shitty, tight, white ass.\|[http://uk.youtube.com/user/AllahElijah AllahElijah]}}

			{{quote\|Your name is Matthew Grayling (nickname is Hogan), your birthday is on March 14, 2009 (making you 17), you live in Slough, you are Scottish, and you claim to be bisexual (LOL!), if I correctly recall.\|[[Grawp]], 15 March 2009}}

			==Gallery==
			Any [[moar]] vandalism screenshots go here to avoid making the page [[shit]] and [[fail\|unreadable]] (oh, the [[irony]]).
			<center>
			<gallery caption="Screenshots of vandalism" perrow="4" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto">
			Image:Hagger hits Exmoor, FA of the day, 24 July 2008.png\|No matter how hard [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG\|they try]] to stop Hagger, he will [[fact\|always prevail]]
			Image:Hagger hits the Dutch Wikipedia Main Page, 25 July 2008.png\|Hagger hits the [[sick fuck\|Dutch]] Wikipedia's Main Page – [[Epic win\|the sixth largest language Wikipedia]]
			Image:Hagger uses Goatse table backwards in Hebrew.png\|Hagger hits the [[JEWS DID WTC\|Hebrew Wikipedia]] with Goatse.
			Image:Hiwhispees.jpg\|[[User:Hiwhispees\|Not Hagger]].
			Image:Hagger at the noticeboard.jpg\|Moar drama.
			Image:Metapedia.jpg\|Hagger hits the main page of [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Metapedia], the [[Stormfront]] wiki!
			</gallery>
			</center>

			==Where is Hagger Today?==
			He's editing Wikipedia of course and contributes to articles about [[Britfag]] geography articles and suchlike. He still has no desire to become an admin or suck up to the admins, though.
			*On 4 July, his brother [[Grawp]] launched a series of attacks against her dearest brother Hagger by using /b/tards as meatpuppets. Grawp's future dwindles following his recent rejection from the ED community.

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Trying Too Hard]]
	{{wikipedos}}		{{wikipedos}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]