Guild Wars 2 - Revision history

imported>Cobaltcat: Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

2013-10-08T12:42:22Z

Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

← Older revision	Revision as of 12:42, 8 October 2013
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imported>Cobaltcat: Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

2013-10-08T12:42:22Z

Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:42, 8 October 2013
(No difference)

imported>Cobaltcat: Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

2013-10-08T12:42:22Z

Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:42, 8 October 2013
(No difference)

imported>Cobaltcat: Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

2013-10-08T12:42:22Z

Still shit. Now a bit better. Needs someone with knowledge of this shit, as I don't care.

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:42, 8 October 2013
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	{{merge\|Guild Wars}}		{{merge\|Guild Wars}}
	~~Not to be confused with its shitty predecessor ''[[~~Guild Wars~~\|Guild Wars]]'~~'		Known as Guild Wars Electric Boogaloo as nobody wanted this shitty game released except the piss-poor WoW haters, who secretly wish they were playing that abomination instead, but their parents can't afford to buy it for them, so this is their only contact with the outside world.

	== NCSoft ==		== NCSoft ==
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	[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]- A ~~Warlock~~ from WoW~~, but with no damage~~		*[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]- A combination of theft from Diablo 2's necromancer and WoW's warlock.

	Elementalist - ~~A Mage~~ from ~~WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful~~		*Elementalist - Standard run-of-the-mill mage, with no distinction from any other role-playing game.

	Guardian - A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls		*Guardian - A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls.

	Ranger - ~~A Hunter from~~ WoW		*Ranger - The same as a hunter in WoW. Even has a stupid pet.

	Thief - ~~A Rogue from~~ WoW		*Thief - Exactly the same as the rogue in WoW.

	Engineer - Gay, steampunk inspired ~~Engineer~~ from Team Fortress 2		*Engineer - Gay, [[clone\|steampunk-inspired engineer]] from Team Fortress 2

	Warrior - The same as ~~Warriors~~ in every other RPG ever made, except this ~~Class~~ can't use ~~Melee~~, since ~~Melee~~ is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a ~~Rifle~~ as a Warrior		*Warrior - The same as warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this class can't use melee, since melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a rifle as a Warrior.

	Mesmer - ~~Annoying overpowered faggot~~, ~~that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones~~ of ~~itself running around also shooting purple shit~~		*Mesmer - A whore with the ability to disappear, much like the sales of this shitty WoW clone.


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	Demographic: Scene/Emo/Hipster/Plant-People''		Demographic: Scene/Emo/Hipster/Plant-People''

	The camwhore class. These native plant elves were actually based on a [[fact\|transmutation of a 3D Bulbasaur]] and any able-bodied wimminz. The male versions roughly translate to blood elves in WoW.		The camwhore class. These native plant elves were actually based on a [[fact\|transmutation of a 3D Bulbasaur]] and any able-bodied wimminz. The male versions roughly translate to [fags\|blood elves]] in WoW.

	~~These are sure to be the most overrated and overplayed race on release. So we ask that [[You\|You]] please make a Sylvari so the [[basement dweller\|elite gamers]] can play a real race~~.

imported>Cobaltcat: Is still shit, needs a heavy workover. Preferably by someone who actually knows something about this crapfest.

2013-10-08T06:34:47Z

Is still shit, needs a heavy workover. Preferably by someone who actually knows something about this crapfest.

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 {{merge|Guild Wars}}
-Not to be confused with it's shitty predecessor ''[[Guild Wars|Guild Wars]]''
+Not to be confused with its shitty predecessor ''[[Guild Wars|Guild Wars]]''
 == NCSoft ==
-NCSoft, former: NiggaSoft (''Nig-ah-soft'') is the parent company of ArenaNet, responsible for the death of World of Warcraft, and the death of 11 million virgins shortly afterwards.
+NCSoft, NiggerCocksrSoft, is the parent company of ArenaNet, responsible for the <s>death of World of Warcraft</s> lol no still not as successful as that shit.
 == How It Started. ==
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 [[Image:Typicalfan5.jpg|right|thumbnail|alt=Your [[hipster|typical]] GW2 fan.|Your typical GW2 fan]]
-Many, many thursdays ago, in a land called 2007, [[Pretty cool guy|ArenaNet]] announced the sequel to the [[Lies|instant hit game Guild Wars]]. Even though the faggots working over at ArenaNet intended to use the original Guild Wars game engine to encompass the sequel, many were surprised on the release of several trailers in late 2009 on [[JewTube|Youtube]]. Scores of WoWfags cried, and several minutes after watching the [[capitalism|CGI animation of epic proportions]], [[You|You]] and [[Nobody|your friends]] decided to give it a try.
+Many, many thursdays ago, in a land called 2007, [[boring|ArenaNet]] announced the sequel to the [[Lies|instant hit game Guild Wars]]. Even though the faggots working over at ArenaNet intended to use the original Guild Wars game engine to encompass the sequel, many were surprised on the release of several trailers in late 2009 on [[JewTube|YouTube]]. Scores of WoWfags cried, and several minutes after watching the [[capitalism|CGI animation of epic proportions]], [[You|You]] and [[Nobody|your friends]] decided to give it a try and then never return to the shitfest.
 You've played your fair share of MMO's in the past, but if one thing's for sure - once you go Guild Wars 2, you've got even less of a chance than [[Red Shirt Guy]] at getting laid.
-GW2 is a unique, family-friendly MMORPG. It offers no levelling challenges, quests no longer exist, PLUS it's Buy-to-Play. Despite ArenaNet being as evil as they are, the game has progressed since 2007, so much so that it has forced WoW to go Free to Play. It's just that great.
+GW2 is a unique, family-friendly MMORPG. It offers no levelling challenges, quests no longer exist and you have to pay for this shit.
 == Classes ==
 Because Guild Wars 2 isn't WoW, classes are called professions, and as a result crafting professions such as cotton-picking in guild wars 2 are regarded as [[nigger|nigger traits]]
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-The [[basement dweller|elite gamers]] class. Even though the models look like the blue monster from Disney's Lilo and Stitch combined with a 3D render of Stewie Griffin's face, the race as a whole proves to be the badass gnome equivalent (Only this time, with a kick-ass model).
+The [[basement dweller|elite gamers]] class. Even though the models look like the blue monster from Disney's Lilo and Stitch combined with a 3D render of Stewie Griffin's face, the race as a whole proves to be the badass gnome [[clone|equivalent]].
 '''Charr'''
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 A race of giant anthrpomorphized cat things, 'nuff said.
 == References ==
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 [http://www.mmo-champion.com/forums/] - Discussion thread under off-topic / videogames<br>
 [http://www.guildwars2.com/] - Official site
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 [[Category: Gaming]]

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* What happened in 2011 */ +1 pic

2012-11-13T23:43:54Z

What happened in 2011: +1 pic

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	== What happened in 2011 ==		== What happened in 2011 ==
			[[File:For_Great_Justice_GW2.png\|thumb\|Wikis suck...]]
	- ArenaNet starts publishing documentaries on the game content to shove it up the player's ass in yet another kind of way.<br>		- ArenaNet starts publishing documentaries on the game content to shove it up the player's ass in yet another kind of way.<br>

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	'''''"I guess it isn't Guild Wars anymore, it's Guild Friends? Fuck that"'''''		'''''"I guess it isn't Guild Wars anymore, it's Guild Friends? Fuck that"'''''


	== Guild Wars 2 - FAQ ==		== Guild Wars 2 - FAQ ==

imported>Shadystuff: /* Classes */

2012-09-28T14:16:15Z

Classes

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	[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]~~<br>~~ A Warlock from WoW, but with no damage		[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]- A Warlock from WoW, but with no damage

	Elementalist - A Mage from WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful		Elementalist - A Mage from WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful

	Guardian - A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls		Guardian - A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls

	Ranger - A Hunter from WoW		Ranger - A Hunter from WoW

	Thief - A Rogue from WoW		Thief - A Rogue from WoW

	Engineer - Gay, steampunk inspired Engineer from Team Fortress 2		Engineer - Gay, steampunk inspired Engineer from Team Fortress 2

	Warrior - The same as Warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this Class can't use Melee, since Melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a Rifle as a Warrior		Warrior - The same as Warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this Class can't use Melee, since Melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a Rifle as a Warrior

	Mesmer - Annoying overpowered faggot, that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones of itself running around also shooting purple shit		Mesmer - Annoying overpowered faggot, that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones of itself running around also shooting purple shit

imported>Shadystuff: /* Classes */

2012-09-28T14:15:35Z

Classes

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	[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]<br> A Warlock from WoW, but with no damage		[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]<br> A Warlock from WoW, but with no damage
	Elementalist~~<br>~~ A Mage from WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful		Elementalist - A Mage from WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful
	Guardian~~<br>~~ A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls		Guardian - A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls
	Ranger~~<br>~~ A Hunter from WoW		Ranger - A Hunter from WoW
	Thief~~<br>~~ A Rogue from WoW		Thief - A Rogue from WoW
	Engineer~~<br>~~ Gay, steampunk inspired Engineer from Team Fortress 2		Engineer - Gay, steampunk inspired Engineer from Team Fortress 2
	Warrior~~<br>~~ The same as Warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this Class can't use Melee, since Melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a Rifle as a Warrior		Warrior - The same as Warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this Class can't use Melee, since Melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a Rifle as a Warrior
	Mesmer~~<br>~~ Annoying overpowered faggot, that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones of itself running around also shooting purple shit		Mesmer - Annoying overpowered faggot, that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones of itself running around also shooting purple shit

imported>Shadystuff: /* Classes */

2012-09-28T14:14:37Z

Classes

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	[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]<br>		[[Necrophilia\|Necromancer]]<br> A Warlock from WoW, but with no damage
	Elementalist<br>		Elementalist<br> A Mage from WoW, that has to stance dance to be useful
	Guardian<br>		Guardian<br> A homosexual Paladin from WoW, played by fat virgins who want to "guard", or "protect" internet girls
	Ranger<br>		Ranger<br> A Hunter from WoW
	~~Orange<br>~~		Thief<br> A Rogue from WoW
	Thief<br>		Engineer<br> Gay, steampunk inspired Engineer from Team Fortress 2
	Engineer<br>		Warrior<br> The same as Warriors in every other RPG ever made, except this Class can't use Melee, since Melee is terrible in Guild Wars 2, so you run around shooting shit with a Rifle as a Warrior
	Warrior<br>		Mesmer<br> Annoying overpowered faggot, that shoots purple shit everywhere, and has 90 clones of itself running around also shooting purple shit
	Mesmer<br>

imported>HeartOfDarkness: /* Guild Wars 2 - FAQ */

2012-08-21T04:09:39Z

Guild Wars 2 - FAQ

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	''When can I give the greedy bastards at NiggaSoft my money?''<br>		''When can I give the greedy bastards at NiggaSoft my money?''<br>
	~~-[[u mad\|When it's ready]]~~.		Now.